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So...What Makes You Horny?

Actorguy posted on Jun 23, 2007 | views: 1878 | Tags: humor, sex, horny, adult
Following polarheart's suggestion to write some up-lifting posts :-).  This seemed like a good topic for the wee hours of the morning. I'm sure this is not a new topic, but I'm new here so indulge me.
 
So what gets your motor running?  I'm not talking tight shorts and halter tops here ( although there's nothing wrong with that!).  I don't know what I'm talkin'.....maybe a smell.....maybe a sound......whatever.
 
Mine's kinda weird.  I don't know why but for me its.....I can't believe I'm writing this down.....Its wet hair.  Maybe it all goes back to a poster I had on my bedroom wall when I was a teenager.  It was Raquel Welch in the movie One Million Years BC. Terrible movie but Raquel Welch....Holy Moley!  I used to stare at that poster for hours.
 
So I'm not sure why wet hair turns me on but it sure makes trips to the beach interesting! LOL.
 
So what turns you on.....come on it can't be worse than wet hair....tell me?


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  • MissMimi said on Jun 23, 2007....

    This is going to sound really cheesy but for me, it's the smell of Brut cologne, that drug store fragrance for men?  My husband used to wear it a million years ago when we first started having sex.

    Only I think it started before that.  A boy I really loved in high school also wore it.  Now don't make me start thinking about that, Actorguy!  I need to get drowsy, not horny!

  • polarheart said on Jun 23, 2007....
    Actorguy, I think that poster is so famous that even I know about it!
     
    Mimikins, I remember Brut cologne :-)
     
    One of the major turn ons for me is when my husband's hair is shaved really short and his face is shaved really clean :-)))
  • Actorguy said on Jun 23, 2007....
    MissMimi: doesn't sound cheesy to me. I think its been proven somewhere that smell is the sense most connected to memory. I used to wear Brut!
     
    polarheart: Wow, you remember that poster!  I was totally in love with it! LOL.
    My wife likes it when I get my hair cut really short, but she wasn't too sure about the clean-shaven when I shaved my beard for Willy Loman.
  • allswell said on Jun 23, 2007....
    Hi  Actorguy...well mine is pretty simple, I guess...but its a good smelling cologne. I don't really have a favorite one...just one that smells good, I know that's sad to get turned on by something so simple..but i can't help it! lol....and if you want to talk physical....a simple kiss on the neck!
     
    alls:)
  • Actorguy said on Jun 23, 2007....
    allswell: good smells can definitely get one's motor running! Nothing simple about a kiss on the neck....that's pretty serious  LOL. Good to hear from you again.
  • RollingC said on Jun 23, 2007....
    Women make me horny....specially the good looking sexy ones....  :>)
    Rc
  • secretlife said on Jun 23, 2007....
    waking up in the morning........gets me every time!
  • polarheart said on Jun 23, 2007....
    Secret, what are you on and can I have some?? :-)
  • evil_twin said on Jun 23, 2007....
    I'll see your wet hair, and raise you a wet t-shirt. Seeing a girl with a wet shirt is one of the biggest turn ons for me. Not that I see a lot girls walking around like that, mind you. But I'm entranced by seeing a hint of what's under a girls shirt, without actually seeing the whole package. It can simply be a really cold day outside, if you catch my drift. That turns me on.

    God, I'm a cretin, aren't I? Everyone else answered something innocent like the way a person smells. But I can't help it. I like boobs. They get me every time.

    -evil_twin LA
  • lfbno7 said on Jun 23, 2007....
    secret, that's so funny.

    well, here's what makes me horny.  evil twin, i totally agree with something you said.  boobs make me horny.  i don't care about a scent of perfume.  boobies.

    another thing that makes me horny.  surrender and conquest.  pulling her hair just enough for her to go owwwww, but not enough to upset her.  smacking her bottom or pinching her for that same reaction.  taking possession of her.  but only if she enjoys that.  to do it to someone who doesn't like it is extremely disgusting.

    another thing is to be taken possession of.  to have a woman get on top and show me who's boss.  i love that.  let her do exactly as she pleases and use me like a toy she bought at toys r us.  that's the best.  then you know everybody's happy.
  • Actorguy said on Jun 23, 2007....
    RollingC: LOL....hard to argue with that!
     
    secret: that's hilarious! My dad used to say "Any day above ground is a good one!"
     
    evil_T: Aren't you supposed to be packing? :-) Yes, I've never met a boobie I didn't like LOL.  On the rare occasions that I've seen a stripper, I think I liked it better before they took their clothes off!  I love the mystery!
     
    Ifbno7: Whoa...kinky!  I must admit I've always had the fantasy of being tied to the bed, never had the nerve to try it though.  Pretty tough with the kids around LOL
  • evil_twin said on Jun 23, 2007....
    Actorguy, dude it's only 8am where I am...I'll pack later :-P Right now I need my coffee and my Soulcast time.

    But yeah, I totally get what you mean about the strippers. There is something to be said for the mystery. Another thing I really like is when a woman wears a lacy bra and you can see through it. I kind of like her to keep it on because it's exciting to catch a glimpse of stuff with lace on top of it....

    -evil_twin LA
  • Actorguy said on Jun 23, 2007....
    evil-T: happy birthday by the way!  Mine is next Wednesday.
     
    Sorry, forgot about the time difference. It's nearly noon here.
  • NotSoSinglechick25 said on Jun 23, 2007....
    I love it when he kisses me on the neck and breathes in my ear.  It gives me chills and sends a shiver......well, nevermind.
    J
  • evil_twin said on Jun 23, 2007....
    Thanks for the b-day wishes :-) I knew yours was coming up too! I think the first time I 'saw' you was on Holly's post about Cancers...

    -evil_twin LA
  • Actorguy said on Jun 23, 2007....
    NotSoSingle:  Is it gettin' hot in here?  Wheh!
  • sweet_cookie01 said on Jun 23, 2007....
    hmmm semi hubbys smell and his breathing in my neck and soft kisses in my ears... (giggling and blushing)
  • secretlife said on Jun 23, 2007....
    polar:  i'm not on a single thing.....well vitamins if they count!
    extra C's and E's ...LOL...and Omega 3..
     
    something about daylight does it to me!
  • D6fer said on Jun 23, 2007....
    doesn't take a whole lot with me.....beauty....with a little nasty thrown in  = horny!
  • genalonewolf said on Jun 23, 2007....
    Hmmmm, let me see, what makes me horny? I would have to say any good stiff wind will do the trick!
  • evil_twin said on Jun 23, 2007....
    Gen, too true. It doesn't take much for most us guys, does it? There is a quote from my fave TV show that always makes me laugh. It's from Buffy. This girl is asking her boyfriend what sort of thing turns him on. And his response is, "I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex." That pretty much sums it up sometimes.

    -evil_twin LA
  • Eilan said on Jun 23, 2007....
    Definitely smells.  I like certain men's colognes; my husband wears several and I can't tell most of them apart.  What really gets me going is the way he smells first thing in the morning after he's rolled around in the sheets all night long.

    Seeing a man do housework gets me hot, too.  Seriously.  French maid uniform optional. 
  • Actorguy said on Jun 23, 2007....
    sweet_cookie: It is definitely getting hot in here! Thanks for visiting.
     
    Secret: High on life. Gotta love that!
     
    D6fer: A little nasty huh?
     
    gena: So true.....so true LOL
     
    ET: Ah to be 17 again.....or perhaps not LOL
  • Actorguy said on Jun 23, 2007....
    Eilan: Smells seem to be a huge thing....have to start wearing colognes again!
    French maid huh?....ooh la la!
  • PassionTraveler said on Jun 23, 2007....
    lfbno7:

    I'm right there with you. I adore the dominance/submission interplay as long as it's consensual and there is no humiliation or real pain.

    I never let anyone get dominant with me in my regular life, ironically. And I only do so in the bedroom after I'm comfortable with him, but yes, to find someone who is willing, trustworthy and trusts you... OMG... what a HUGE turn on.

    I often get aroused by simply thinking of what I like to have done to me or to do to someone else, and BAM! I'm there.

    I will say that in a public setting, what gets me turned on is seeing a shirtless decently fit man and finding the spot just above the waistband of his trousers or jeans at his sides where you can see the indentions that hint at the hips and the V-shape dipping beneath the fabric.

    I also LOVE the line of peach fuzz that drops from just below the belly button straight down to the hidden nether regions. I LOVE THAT.  SOOOOO SEXY.

    Of course, seeing how he's "dressed" in those jeans: left, right, up, down, that too is a HUGE turn on. The slight mound at the front of the trousers captured in highlights by the sunlight hinting at his package... YUM.

    HEY, men do it to us all the time! Why can't we steal glances at their good parts?

    Okay, time to break out the toys. See ya later!

    PT
  • MissMimi said on Jun 23, 2007....
    PT and lfbno7, count me in too.  Submission is a huge turn on for me.
     
    As a matter of fact, PT, I agree with your whole comment.
  • gingersoul said on Jun 23, 2007....

    I must be one of the few girls here who is a lot more on the dominant side........my ultimate fantasy is my man tied AND blindfolded....

    He doesn't have to know when and where i am going to touch him...he doesn't have to see me doing it...he doesn't have a choice whatsover about what i am going to do or say or hear... .i like to choose the music and the candles and set the mood for the whole room ....

    its like.....enter my dominion and i will make you happy....lol..

    And what gets me is the good boy look with a sexy mischievous smile.....can you send him home tonite?.....lol....  

  • Sarafina said on Jun 23, 2007....

    I swore I wouldn't read this, but its almost like a train wreck!!  I had to look lol

    As my UNCLE started this thread, I will not be commenting about myself...

    However, I have learned in the past, and it has been revalidated in this post, that MEN ARE SOOOO EASY!! lol 

    Perhaps next time I can find the strength not to look.... lol

    And Raquel Welch ??   I am allowed to giggle about that, right?? lol

  • PassionTraveler said on Jun 23, 2007....
    Sarafina, you and ActorGuy are related? Interesting. How old are you Sarafina? And are you and your uncle living in the land of movies? Southern California?
    PT
  • Sarafina said on Jun 23, 2007....

    PT:  Yes, ActorGuy is my uncle, but I lived with him from 11-16, so its more than just an uncle.  And I am 29...30 this year.  Did my post make me sound younger? lol

    We live in the great white north :)  Although by the time January rolls around, I am dreaming of the Californian deserts!!

    :)

  • mommy02 said on Jun 23, 2007....
    What makes me horney is when a guy gives that sexy ass grin that only guys can give... Damn!!  Gets me every time!
  • PassionTraveler said on Jun 23, 2007....
    Sarafina,

    It's great you have such a good relationship with your Uncle. I wondered about California because I'm here now. I love it, except LA traffic. That sucks! Get a job on the train if you can! I loved commuting by train, but my present job is not on the light rail. Sometimes my commute is 2 hours long one way.

    PT
  • sweetlady said on Jun 23, 2007....
    A man with a nice cute bum is a turn on, blue or brown eyes and clean shaven with nice clean and well groomed hair.  He also has to be slim with no beer belly.  I find staring into a guy's eyes a real turn on especially when he gazes back into my eyes. Wow that makes me hot.
  • mobil said on Jun 23, 2007....

    Wet hair gets me too, so does dry hair, the curve of the ass, wow. Her neck,

    breasts, butt cheeks, stomach. legs, eyes, face, lips (both sets) nipples,

    voice, arms, hands, butt crack (oh yeah). Back and shoulders too.

  • PassionTraveler said on Jun 23, 2007....
    Mobil,

    Can we just safely say that pretty much EVERYTHING about a woman turns you on?

    LOL I think you covered just about all the important parts.

    Also, an addendum to my previous comment: I don't particularly like a bare-chested guy. It makes me think I'm seducing a boy, not a man. But nor do I like a Grizzly Bear front or back. I do like a nice symmetrical light carpet spanning the man's nipples and narrowing down into that lovely afore-mentioned treasure trail. Back hair is still out for me though.

    PT
  • Susmaryosep said on Jun 23, 2007....
    I like women who groan, the louder the better.
  • Illyriablue said on Jun 23, 2007....
    um, I can't really describe it, but there is this look my boyfriend gives me. It's like a little smirk or something. But whenever he does that, I just wanna jump on him. Plus, I like it when he walks around in his underwear because he looks hot.
  • Sandman said on Jun 23, 2007....

    While many things can get my motor running i think

    a woman going braless does it for me best . I grew up

    in the sixties and seventies and women were burning

    their sweater kitten holders and the whole world was

    just bounceing around , Was a great time to grow up !

    Loved every minute and bounce  jiggle   bounce jiggle !

    SAND

  • Actorguy said on Jun 24, 2007....

    Geez, go out for an evening and the place gets all hot and sweaty! LOL

    ginger: so you're on the other side of the ocean eh? Dam! {hugs}

    Sarafina: what are you doing in here? Go to your room! LOL And nobody I know could argue with men being easy! And in 1969 Raquel Welsh was a major hottie! Don't mess with my Raquel ;-)

    PassionTraveler (great name). Sounds like you and mobil have a lot in common! LOL.

    mommy02: a grin huh? cool.

    sweetlady: Welcome! My eyes being green makes me 0 for 5. Dam ;-)

    mobil: ROFL. I think you about covered it.

    Susmaryosep: groan huh? Is this before or after :-))

    Illyriablue: thanks for reading. What a pretty username. You're the second one that's mentioned a grin :-)  (that's me grinning LOL)

    Sandman: I remember braless very fondly :-)

  • silverwhisper said on Jun 24, 2007....
    honestly, i find myself paying a lot of attention to a well-dressed woman, someone who knows what to wear to best advantage for her figure, coloration, etc. but way beyond any physical cues, i find intelligence and confidence very attractive traits.

    ed
  • Susmaryosep said on Jun 24, 2007....
    Actorguy,
    All the time, as long as there is insertion! My god! thinking of this gets me real horny... Where is she............................... ?
  • mommyof2 said on Jun 24, 2007....
    When he makes his wand dance!! NO HANDS!!
  • hotaka said on Jun 24, 2007....
    I am not too far off from you, Actorguy. Though a lovely pair of thighs certainly gets me interested I think freshly washed hair that still smells of shampoo, preferably some fruity kind, gets me going. I don't get horny right away. I just want to bury myself in that hair. Then I get frisky. Then I start touching and soon end up around the thighs. Then... well, that's it then, isn't it? I'm a goner.
  • mommy02 said on Jun 24, 2007....
    Actorguy- yeah, a grin, but it is only the one that is all sly and sexy....
  • Susmaryosep said on Jun 25, 2007....
    I like thighs too, and to dive between them, after a shower....... 
  • jadestar said on Jun 25, 2007....
    Sarafina: get you on the men being easy. What do we woman have to do - just show up. Also get you on the train wreck thing. The title was a bit worrying but since your uncle has been nice enough to read some of my garbage, I thought I'd fearfully venture in....
  • Actorguy said on Jun 25, 2007....
    jadestar: I have yet to see any garbage written by you.  Truth be told, I am a little embarrased by this title.....it's not my usual fare....it came out of a 3:30 am fog.....it sure attracted a lot of attention though huh?
  • slirpuff said on Jun 25, 2007....

    A women walking out of a shower or grabbing

    her while she's making dinner...

    At any forbidden time in any public place...

     

  • hotaka said on Jun 25, 2007....
    Okay, I admit she was sitting next me as I typed my comment. Her long hair smelled so nice and she does have great thighs. No, I know what actually gets my off the hold. When a girl in jeans and a white T-shirt straddles me and looks down at me with her long hair hanging in front and shading the sides of her face. I have had three girls do that to me and each one of them had my attention right away. Only one of them I couldn't do anything about because we were in the office and someone was due to come in within the next few minutes. Oh, that was this morning after I typed the previous comment. Ah, help me...!
  • robtard94 said on Jun 25, 2007....
    are we allowed to play the Scottish card and say farm animals?
  • jadestar said on Jun 26, 2007....
    actorguy: you are so sweet.....
  • destinydiva said on Jun 27, 2007....
    very interesting reading.....  :-)

    secret I always wake up horney too... :-) I love morning sex!!!
    Mr7 i am in total agreeance with you, thats a thought that defo gets my juices flowing...........either way round :-)

    so what really works me up and gets me hot.......  hmmm well a long time ago when I could stand to be in the same country as my ex (miaaaooow)
    i used to love Friday nights.....he would work dj ing in a bar till midnight...so I'd enjoy the evening with a long hot candle lit soak...then I'd get my sexies on...light a load more candles put some romantic music on...and keep sending him picture msgs and teasing texts... maybe get some toys out while I was waiting ;-)

    yep...I dont miss him at all.....but I miss those kinda Fridays...   :-)





  • howlthewiz said on Jun 28, 2007....
    What gets me horny? Lots of stuff. First a girl who is smart, but hot too. I don't like dumb people. That might sound condesending but fuck it, it's true.

        Second, I like a person who is... adventurous. Likes to expirement, you know.

        thats all i fell like revealing about my self right now... maybe more later.
  • exhibit_c said on Jun 28, 2007....
    Looking back on the few times that women have turned me on in the workplace, I see that playing with a blouse button or similar adjustment of clothing does the trick. Wife likes some leadtime before sex, and knowing that I'm going to get laid later gets the steam up.

    And of course, not getting laid in a long time... 
  • blastfromthepast said on Jun 28, 2007....
    All of the above.  Just kidding!
  • soloangel said on Jul 05, 2007....

    First off...I love the cologne "Obsession" on a man. I can be anywhere in a store an smell a man wearing that.

    But I love a man with intelligence an a sense of humor. A soft heart. A michevious grin.

    I love the eye contact. Dark brown eyes and dark hair r my thing. I like the mystery. the little bit thats always held back.

    The tease in the smile and eyes. To me...thats a "come an get me look".  POUNCE!

    And the "Happy Trail" facinates me.  The jeans thing...oh yeah. A henley on a man is so sexy. Yes its def. hot in here.

  • Actorguy said on Jul 05, 2007....
    what's a henley?
  • soloangel said on Jul 05, 2007....
    Its a long sleeve shirt that has about 5-7 buttons down the front and is form fitting and soft. Its very sexy on men an women wear them to. i have a bunch of them. They look great with jeans.
  • Actorguy said on Jul 05, 2007....
    Okay, I've seen them, I just didn't know they had a name!  Thanks!
  • soloangel said on Jul 06, 2007....
    I cant find the link that lets me subscribe to ur posts! what the heck?
  • Actorguy said on Jul 06, 2007....
    You should be able to just click on my name and go to my blog.  After the title it should say subscribe....if not, let me know.
  • soloangel said on Jul 06, 2007....
    Got it. Thank you. :)

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