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Blonde girl hires cheaters to spy on her fiance.  They're showing her the footage they've obtained.  It shows him having dinner w/redhead girl.  It shows them kissing, going to a novelty store, and then......shopping at a baby store.  Blonde girl starts crying.  (Angela.  Blonde girl is Angela.)
She gets in the car w/Joey, he tells her her fiance is in some secret society, and he's at some sort of secret society shin-dig right down the road from where they are.  Yes, she wants to confront him.  They head on over.
People are hanging out outside, one of them all decked out in crazy white face paint.  They enter the building into a maze.  It is made out of black plastic, looks like garbage bags.  A woman is on stage yelling, twirling a huge whip.  An old naked guy is walking towards bar, drink in hand.  Shit's hangin' from the ceiling, looks like turkey carcasses.  Red Stains all over the floor.  Toilet paper ropes hanging.  They finally find fiance.  He's laying with his head in redhead's lap.  She is feeding him from a baby bottle.  She is in black leather.  He is in a pink satin ruffly little girl's dress, and what may be big draws, may be a diaper.  Angela is screaming and fighting w/redhead.  They get into a brawl and tumble to the floor. 
Angela calls her a slut.  They are separated.  Angela:WHAT ARE YOU WEARING???  -to fiance.  Fiance:I TOLD YOU I NEED TO BE DOMINATED SOMETIMES!!! 
Everyone is thrown out by a guy in a nazi uniform.  No shit, he really is dressed as a nazi.  They go outside and fight some more.  Angela:FINE, YA WANNA BE DOMINATED?  GET IN YOUR CAR AND FUCKING LEAVE.  DON'T SIT THERE WITH A STUPID LOOK ON YOUR FACE!!
And BAM, slaps him across the face.  Someone else outside is dressed like a fuzzy white eagle and is gyrating. 
Everyone leaves. 


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  • evil_twin said on Jun 23, 2007....
    Okay, what sort of fucked up hell hole did this guy frequent? Personally, I'd be glad that I caught the guy doing that weird stuff so I could get the hell out of the relationship. Pronto. Is this a true story? Did this happen to a friend of yours? Were you actually there?

    -evil_twin LA
  • amyispretty said on Jun 23, 2007....
    Noooo, I saw it on cheaters, the tv show!!  You know, the reality show where someone accuses their significant other of cheating, so they hire cheaters, the detective agency, to spy on them?  Then they confront them?
  • evil_twin said on Jun 23, 2007....
    Ooh...okay, well it's still fucked up! Whoever that girl is, she should be glad she caught him like that. Imagine marrying the guy and then finding out that he likes to wear diapers. That's more than just a domination fantasy. That's pathetically warped!

    -evil_twin LA
  • amyispretty said on Jun 23, 2007....
    I guess some people just have diaper fetishes.  I don't understand it at all.  I hate to judge anyone, but anything that has to do w/kids or babies should not be considered sexy.  That's just disturbing.
  • evil_twin said on Jun 23, 2007....
    What about those people who like to dress up like stuffed animals and dry hump each other? Now that's fucking crazy. I think they're called Plushies or something stupid like that. I saw it on an episode of CSI once....

    -evil_twin LA
  • amyispretty said on Jun 23, 2007....
    AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  Nasty!  Never heard of plushies, however, my ex-bf used to like to cut holes in stuffed animals and have sex w/them.  He was a sick bastard. (Found out AFTER I dumped him, when his mom mentioned it, then I found some of my nieces stuffed animals stuffed under the couch w/holes cut you know where)  There are also people who like to screw people dressed up as horses.  (Saw that on secret lives of women, I believe)  It's like, they obviously just want to screw a horse. 
  • evil_twin said on Jun 23, 2007....
    Oh my God. Your ex used to fuck stuffed animals?? Now that is seriously warped. And his MOM knew he did that? How did she know? Did she catch him? And screwing horses? Damn, there are just some fucked up people out there in this world, aren't there? It makes it amusing for the rest of us, doesn't it? :-P

    -evil_twin LA
  • amyispretty said on Jun 24, 2007....
    I don't think she caught him, she just found stuffed animals w/holes cut out of the crotches in his bedroom, then put 2 and 2 together.
    And Oh my lord, the stories I could tell you.  People say they are weirdo magnets.  They've got nothing on me.  I'm actually writing a book called 'the ex-boyfriend memoirs'. 
    Amusing, but horrifying as well.

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My sense of immaturity swells even as I write this - BUT LOOK WHAT I'M FACED WITH!!!!! What does a grown man do when a childhood fantasy starts to become an uncomfortable adult reality????

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and the whole Paranoid family!...
Twice now there have been messages on my t.v. screen and it's beginning to unnerve me just a bit....
I don't really care how. I love this thing!!...

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