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I am NOT The Naked Professor.

Expendable posted on Jun 17, 2007 | views: 785 | Tags: mistaken identity, anonymity, The Naked Professor, TNP, anonymous, wiener roast, funny, dork
Cam Da Man's blocked me from commenting in a thread bashing SW over defending The Naked Professor's Anatomy 101 because some anonymous idiot made the stupid suggestion that I was The Naked Professor.
 
Of course, if the anonymous idiot was so sure I was The Naked Professor, you'd think he or she would be willing to leave their name behind. Silly troll. When I started commenting in that thread, I didn't even know who TNP was.
 
I would have laughed if I'd seen it first. Sorry guys, the only time anyone wanted to take naked pictures of me was for an article in The Lancet. I'm only beautiful if you're a freak who's really into scars or a surgeon. And no, I don't want your email address.
 
Or maybe he's blocked me because I've turned the conversation away from bashing SW who has a right to his opinion (and as far as I can see was right) to pointing out if they had a problem, they should have talked to SoulCast first. Damn me for making sense.
 
I've also been called a coward, but I'm not the one who's blocking people who don't agree with me. So much for fairness.
 
BTW: TNP? Your first pics were PG, not G. The later ones - I know you wanted to please your adoring audience but you went a little far. But no worse than some of erotica writers.


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  • silverwhisper said on Jun 18, 2007....
    is he still trying to convince people about his misplaced moral indignation? pfft.

    ed
  • Expendable said on Jun 18, 2007....
    Yup.
  • Alyss said on Jun 18, 2007....
    Ex, nope you're definitely not TNP. 
  • Expendable said on Jun 18, 2007....
    Imagine my surprise.
  • silverwhisper said on Jun 18, 2007....
    he deleted my comment in which i suggested he post it at soulcast help, and that was enough for me to know that he's simply a waste of genetic material.

    ed
  • Zayda said on Jun 18, 2007....
    [peers at expendable closely]


    nope, definitely not TNP.


    and damn all of us that made sense; you know, any of us that made sense got our comments deleted and we got blocked. (some of mine were only selectively deleted, interestingly enough).


    anyone else notice who keeps resurrecting those threads when they don't get comments for a few days?
  • LloydTheBarber said on Jun 18, 2007....
    You really had me going there...Naked Professor!!!!(tilts head back and laughs maniacally, while thinking about all of the people that the "Naked Professor" is fooling)
     
    PS who is the "Naked Professor" anyway, Ive only heard about him in passing...Apparently he likes to show his penis to little girls, at least that was the gossip during 6th period Study Hall.. 
  • Expendable said on Jun 18, 2007....

    I'm being very generous rating you as a "2". Maybe if you work real hard you can leave your special class behind and troll with the real trolls.

  • LloydTheBarber said on Jun 18, 2007....
    Sorry,
    I havent been online long enough to know what a troll is....When i think "troll", i think one of those little guys you put on the tip of your pencil, ya know the guys with the big afros. I think those things went out some time in the late eighties. I guess if these "trolls" are a clique than i will pass on "trolling" with them. I'm a fan of individuals, not cliques...i just come here for a smile...not to fight...good bye
  • Expendable said on Jun 19, 2007....
    Sorry Lloyd, not much for humor right now.
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Jun 19, 2007....
     
    Actually, I did not go too far. I went as far I as I wanted to and was followed by those who supposedly were either prepared or allowed to follow. For example, I doubt that silverwhisper has seen anything he didn't want to see, yet has seen the thread. And queenparanoia has seen everything she wants to see, and I believe she's booked a flight.
     
    It's unfortunate that discussions become sidetracked into whether or not me and hunter are the same writer, etc., since this is all about ideas anyhoo, ain't it?
     
    If I were  the blaming type I'd blame all that hype on ALIENated and SithBorg, who I have come to believe are indeed ONE AND THE SAME.
     
    We all have our suspicions....
     
    Gee, a whole subsection of SoulCast has become devoted to my wiener roast. It really IS summer in the northern hemisphere....
     
     
     
     
  • Expendable said on Jun 19, 2007....

     Well prof, you know "sex sells".  And you did plaster warnings all over.

    I'm not interested in the sex postings normally, it's not my thing. But when someone starts calling for a ban, you know I have to peek to see what the fuss is about.

    Your first set of piccies were very tasteful and artistic I thought. But of course that's not what some are complaining about. Really, I'm beginning to think that what's driving them so hard is you've not actually done anything wrong.

  • TheNakedProfessor said on Jun 19, 2007....
    "...piccies..."?
     
    oooookay ;)
     
    Believe me, the two (if that many) complainers were people who got kicked out of my blog for trying to go negative with a bunch of anti-gay copmmentary (you can follow the thread in that post THE NAKED PROFESSOR SHOWS HIS CREDENTIALS: ANATOMY 101) where CamDaMan first tries gay-bashing and then - 3 weeks later! - comes back with pedophilia accusations based only upon some kind of general profiling. When the lame story about a supposed babysitter who opened my post up for his kid came out and backfired, he had nowhere to go but disingenuous indignation and a complete disregard for the fact that his own thread with THE NAKED PROFESSOR in the title is by far his most popular post and is ITSELF a portal to my own post which he so "vehemently" opposes.
     
    It's hypocrisy at its finest.
     
  • silverwhisper said on Jun 19, 2007....
    TNP, some people just aren't very big on personal accountability.

    ed
  • happykat said on Jul 01, 2007....
    I know enough about you, Expendable, to know you are most definitely not TNP.

    The displayed ignorance is somewhat entertaining, though.
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Jul 01, 2007....
    Yes, but do you know enough about ME to know that I'm not Expendable?
  • Expendable said on Jul 02, 2007....
    Oooh, clever.
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Jul 02, 2007....
    ;)
  • happykat said on Jul 02, 2007....
    Unless you can ooze estrogen, yes, I know enough about you to say that, TNP.

    :} 
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Jul 02, 2007....
    ...concentrating...
  • LadyGamer said on Jul 10, 2007....
    I checked out that controversial thread after the hubbub started. I have to say TNP is WAY too scrawny for my tastes. I just kept wanting to buy doughnuts and feed all the poor misguided stickbugs.
    I did. Krispy Kreme would have made a fortune if they delivered!
    YOu have to give those sad skinny things credit for feeling confident enough to show their stuff in the 'net though. I mean.... it must be quite the salve to them to know some sad bespeckled acne laden teen is probably doing naughty things over their picture RIGHT NOW.
    Don't worry Ex. We know who you are. And a scrawny shutterbug you are not.
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Jul 10, 2007....
    Why is Lady Gamer intent on poking TNP? As far as I know, I've never "spoken" with her but so far she's announced that she "doesn't like" me and taken time out to criticize my body (I know we'll never see a comparison so I won't bother pointing out what a cheap shot that is).
     
    Why the hostility LG?
     
  • LadyGamer said on Jul 10, 2007....
    Actually, if you did "know" me, you would know, TNP, that this is NOT hostility from me.
    I merely stated IN MY OWN BLOG that I choose not to read those whom I do not care for. You were the perfect example. Typically, I do not visit your "house". That hubbub had me curious and though I would not do the same, I saw no reason whatever for you to be banned over clearly labeled behavior you chose for yourself as did those who participated.
    That doesn't change the fact that I don't find very thin people attractive. I WOULD try and feed you if I knew you FTF. Frequently.
    None of that smacks of hostility in my book. Anyone who has known me for long knows I have an acid wit with those I truly despise. You haven't seen this have you?
  • Expendable said on Jul 10, 2007....
    Thank  you everyone, it's great to know that not everyone thinks I'm TNP.
  • Expendable said on Jul 10, 2007....

    LG - No he hasn't. ;)

    TNP - You haven't. Not yet anyway. Trust me.

  • LadyGamer said on Jul 10, 2007....
    And no, I will not be posting photos of my unclothed body. You should thank me. Really. Four babies and a lifetime of clumsiness and stitches has made my body something only a coroner would find interesting.
    And honestly. I get enough attention for my mind that I'm okay with that.
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Jul 11, 2007....

     

    Actually, I was challenging a bad driver (as a pedestrian) at a crosswalk the other day and he yelled "Move your fat ass!"

     

    That's the first and only time I know of that I've ever been called "fat."

     

    This proves the guy was driving without his prescription lenses.

     

    PS > LG, you can feed me all ya want but my body hasn't changed fat-wise for 35 years - I've made it past every landmark age when people are supposed to do the spread. Metabolism trumps calories. Plus I work out and walk a lot so - stuffing this turkey only gets a gobble.

     

    PPS > Ex - I think I'm you.

     

     

  • Expendable said on Jul 11, 2007....
    You're too tall. But I can fix that. Now where did I put that bone saw...? ;)
  • LadyGamer said on Jul 12, 2007....
    The knees are the weak spot!
  • happykat said on Jul 12, 2007....
    I have yet to see any hostility in this thread. I guess we're cool like that. :}
  • RollingC said on Feb 24, 2008....
    Sorry I missed this when it was happening but I guess better late than never.
    So EX is not TNP but TNP thinks he's EX...... interesting.   :^)     Rc
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Feb 25, 2008....
    Everyone thinks I'm somebody else, but the truth is that somebody else is me!

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