Well good day to you too life! Today I...fucking hate you too! Thanks for not even waiting for me to have cup of coffee #1 before fucking with me. "No better time than the present" hu bitch? It’s shit like that, that causes me to go to "MY DARK PLACE." That dark place where that thing with the nasty fangs lives, The thing that coaches me and teaches me the ways of my inner Son of a Bitch and tells me how to protect myself.
I think that I will go smoke a fatty (rear tire on my bike), or maybe get so speak I can’t even drunk straight. Attention world!!! Nice has left the building!!! I need a new T-shirt, one that reads "DANGER! WALKING BLAST RADIOUS." There will be no please, thank you or door opening for others today. Make a hole, make it wide, make it now and FUCKING MAKE IT FOR M!!! If I turn the other cheek today, it is only because I want to break the other side of your friggin face. "You" be on your best behavior, it’s my turn to not give a damn. . "My give a damn really is busted!"
There…I feel better now!



