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The Soap Opera Saga of Soulcast

pickersplock posted on Jun 12, 2007 | views: 1301 | Tags: Soulcast community, having fun, the saga continues, sopa opera, fun, dating, community, gigglies, two faced cunt =MOM
Since I got back here, after my computer melt-down and subsequent purchase
of our super duper Dell, I have been wondering what the heck was going on around here!
Friends were now enemies and blah blah blah so on and so on and what the heck?!
I was lost, but after a lot of spying on my part and super secret magical computer junk, not to mention my own personal under cover agents ; they are every where; I have pieced together all the evidence and I am here to tell you that things are not as they seem!!!!!!!
We all know cops and mom were friends, cops and silverwhisper are enemies, cops and froggie are enemies, and now cops and mom are enemies, and of course Sithborg shows up every six months to insult everyone.......
Weeeeellllll, guess what?  Everything is not as it seems people!!!!!!!!!!!!
What you thought was true is actually a ruse.....and I PP am here to tell the whole story!!!!!
Wait.........did you here that?  We are being spied on as I type...............Don't worry, I'll be back.......they cannot silence Pickers!!!!!! 


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  • polarheart said on Jun 12, 2007....
    Pickers, good to see you in top form and up to your usual naughtiness :-)))
  • pickersplock said on Jun 12, 2007....
    I'm back......to get started all of these bloggers are not what they say they are.
    Apparently cops and mom and silverwhisper are all related.
    You see it started when silver came into a lot, I mean a lot of money and opened
    his own free range trout farm.  Of course,  the others were extremely jealous because silver was so successful!  So successful in fact, that he was able to train his trout to do tricks!  He became very attatched to one trout in particular, a female, whom he named Slappy.  I know may of you have met Slappy, and actually been slapped by her......but did you also know that cops ad mom kidnapped Slappy a few weeks ago and demanded a ransom?...............
    I must go......they're back......meet you later! 
  • silverwhisper said on Jun 12, 2007....
    bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

    o god...that was too funny...trout farm...

    ROFL!

    ed
  • polarheart said on Jun 12, 2007....
    Ah, Slappy. . .I've only seen her twice up close I think, but I've seen her do her "tricks" on others a few times!
  • Zayda said on Jun 12, 2007....
    PICKERS~!!


    rolls with laughter.


    i am truly glad yo are back with some silliness and stories!
  • pickersplock said on Jun 12, 2007....
    It seems that while they were waiting for the ransom to be delivered mom and cops got into a terrible fight!  You see cops had double crossed mom by replacing Slappy with a sun fish named Ted.  So, when silver showed up with the ransom he was aghast when he saw Ted and refused to hand over the Barbie EZ
    Bake Oven and the entire collection of Barbara Cartland novels.
  • pickersplock said on Jun 12, 2007....
    Mom, of course, was furious!  She really wanted that oven!
    So, she swore never to speak to cops again!
  • botoni said on Jun 12, 2007....
    Pickers....What you havent mentioned is that mom is off to alasa on a whale seeking expidition with intent to repace Ted the sunfish. She now desperatel needs the EZ bake oven because she make actually have to bake Moby Alaska....thus creating a new Baked Alaska.
  • pickersplock said on Jun 12, 2007....
    I  wasn't sure at first, why cops wanted those novels so badly but I knew they were very important because he became furious with silver!  Then it was revealed to me that Froggie was in fact, black mailing cops!!!!!!!!!
    She had pictures of him getting very friendly with a certain soulcaster we all know and love!!!!!!!  He had to turn over those novels or Froggie would reveal to the world his secret affair with.........................................
  • Zayda said on Jun 12, 2007....
    [grabs some popcorn and a diet coke with lime]


    ohhhh...this little tale is getting good.

    [hands popcorn and another DC w/limto silver]


  • pickersplock said on Jun 12, 2007....
    You're not going to believe it.....I mean, I couldn't.......it's , it's........come on, guess!!!
  • Zayda said on Jun 12, 2007....
    it's......ummmmm...i have no idea.
  • pickersplock said on Jun 12, 2007....
    OOOooooohhhhh!!!!   You're not gonna believe it!!!  This is gonna knock your socks off!!!!!  You better sit down!!!!!  It's Sithborg!!!!!!  I knew there was something Slappy...I mean fishy about the way those two seemed to hate each other!!!  You see Sithy is actually a dominatrix named Wanda who lives in an Eden Park, Missouri trailer park!!!  The whole hate banter was actually a S&M thing!!!!!! 
  • Zayda said on Jun 12, 2007....
    [snorts Diet Coke with Lime out her nose]


    omigod...why didn't we see that. it's so obvious now.
  • pickersplock said on Jun 12, 2007....
    Wait, it gets better!!!!!!!
    Cops became angry with Sithborg for, what he termed, "Flirting with all those
    Soulcast A-holes."  Sooooooo, he told Sithy it was over and they were through!!!
    Sithy, of course was heart broken and called her mother who was a hit woman for the CIA and none other than.............you guessed it MOM!!!!!!  Hence, the screen name!!!!!!!  Well, the fur really began to fly then.........I'll be back later to fill you in on the rest of the story, now I must feed the UCAs (under cover agents) before they have a cow!!!!!
  • NotSoSinglechick25 said on Jun 12, 2007....
    Hilarious!  If only I'd known this was what was going on sooner!  I'll definitely be seeing members in a new light :-O
    J
  • RollingC said on Jun 12, 2007....
    But if they have a cow and are hungry....would they go to the extreme of selling the cow to Burger King so they can have it their way ?
  • pickersplock said on Jun 12, 2007....

    Yes, it's true!  Mom had been carrying on with Alienated, and Sithborg was their illegitimate daughter!  AAAAANd she (Mom) had, at the same time, been having a torrid love affair with bloc, which produced rightwing wizard and........silverwhisper..........go figure!

    While all this information was coming in last week polar, ginger and I just sat there, shaking our heads sadly and saying, "Tsk, tsk, tsk!"  Mind you, it was difficult to sort through all this information with D6perv, I mean fer, constantly badgering me to dump my Braun coffee maker and martake of his cappucino!!!!

  • pickersplock said on Jun 12, 2007....
    I meant partake, not martake..... and cappuccino!
    Rolling, you know not of what you speak!!  Burger King is actually code for......ssshhhh........cops!!!!!
  • mom said on Jun 12, 2007....
    OK OK it is true...........all of it.  Ed and I are related but cops was adopted, he should not have had a say in what I could or couldn't do with my EZBake.  He just got mad because I wouldn't make him any cookies. I was going to be the next EZ Bake oven sponsor. I also loved slappy so very much, Ted didn't know any tricks, stupid sun fish.
    Alienated, Bloc, Botoni and myself were having torrid affairs and when I got pregnant with little Sith, well because there were so many people involved we just couldn't be sure that I was really the mother so we put he/she up for adoption.  Then he grew up and the tried to come back but we wouldn't let him.  So they made a documentary about his life, "Revenge of the Sith".  So there you have all the sordid details.  Yes, Yes I am the ex-cia, aspca, naacp, era, now, fbi gun toting killer.  I find my happiness in little things like Blogging, colonoscopies, and EZ Bake Ovens.  I could have been a contender.

    PP- if you hadn't left us children alone this fight would never have happened. :)
  • pickersplock said on Jun 12, 2007....
    Told you so everybody.............by the way mom, I know you're now having a fling with your proctologist/podiatrist/OBGYN doctordan!!! 
     The jig is up everyone else, you can come out of the closet now!!!!!!
    Come on confess!
  • anonymous said on Jun 12, 2007....

    Re: Mind your business slut

    delete
    mom posted about 1 hour ago
    Shut the fuck up! You don't have the guts to say this shit in SoulCast. You are a fucking freak and also I know who you really are. So just stay out of my fucking way Cunt!
    Reply © 2006 SoulCast | Terms of

    oh yes...what a nice Mom.
  • pickersplock said on Jun 12, 2007....
    Okay, we were just having fun.  There's no need to get nasty.
  • pickersplock said on Jun 12, 2007....
    Sorry everyone, I tried to delete the anonymous comment, but SC won't let me for some reason.
  • D6fer said on Jun 12, 2007....
    pickers.....once you've had my capp....you'll never go back! ;p
  • mom said on Jun 12, 2007....
    I know who it is, it is hottips.  I wrote that in response to what she sent me.

    Yes Pickers it is true. LOL
  • lfbno7 said on Jun 12, 2007....
    i am so pissed off.  you mean to tell me that wanda from eden park missouri is a dominatrix?  dammit she didn't tell me that.  that would've been so much fun instead of what we ended up doing.
  • queenparanoia said on Jun 12, 2007....
    hehehheheheheh this is so fun!!! dont mind me i'm here just reading along... what happens next??
  • mom said on Jun 12, 2007....
    I think that is all not sure though.
  • gingersoul said on Jun 12, 2007....

    Picker....so thats what happened after that smelling coffee D6 tried to staple us to the tree....*ginger is pulling leaves from her hair*

    I remember he was so desperate to kidnap you and your Braun machine... i saw him trying to sweet talk you but then i lost you......Polar is still there looking for her sunglasses....lol..

    pfiuu......this is worst than studying the history of the Austro-Hungarian Empire....no, no, definetely worst... 

    sooo..now, D6, where are you? Sorting (or snorting) coffee bean? ...lol...

    And what about the rest of the story?

  • mom said on Jun 12, 2007....
    ginger- I had forgotten all about that post. LOLOL  wow that is so funny.
  • rightwingwizard said on Jun 13, 2007....
    pickers:  I see you are at it again.  You have voilated Directive 3476 of the  Internal Code, Paragraph 32.   I will fortwith report this indiscretion to the proper authorities and have your licence to blog terminated unless to agree to cease and desist and turn over all documents pertaining to this matter at once.  I am now in touch with the Great One and I must tell you that he is much displeased.
     
    I encourage you to cooperate in this matter before you do more damage to...
     
    rww
  • gingersoul said on Jun 13, 2007....

    Picker....shhh....here....grab the stapler.....

    Mom.....distract Rww......i don't know.....do something.....a striptease, throw him a steak...hit him with a hammer.....whale smack him!!

  • rightwingwizard said on Jun 13, 2007....
    ginger:  I will not be detered, this has gotten out of hand.
     
    btw, Thanks for revealing your part in this conspiracy.  I will make sure to note that in my report. 
     
    rww
  • MsStar39 said on Jun 13, 2007....
    pickersplock, this is the funniest thing I have read in ages, thank you for coming and
    setting the record straight.I hope everyone can put their differences aside and become friends again.
  • sweet_cookie01 said on Jun 13, 2007....
    hmmm this is interesting... (putting down the book)..... This is making me smile despite my stuffy nose!
  • RollingC said on Jun 13, 2007....
    Conspiracy ?  Report ?  Fig Newtons ? Now it's getting interesting !
  • MissMimi said on Jun 13, 2007....
    Pickers, it's almost 4 a.m. and reading this is not helping me get drowsy.


    Thanks for the respite from the ugliness that's becoming increasingly pervasive.
  • the_infernal_optimist said on Jun 13, 2007....
    This is one of the first posts I saw today, and now I'm lmao. Thanks for setting the record straight, p! :-D

    ~Infernal
  • aliendudeintheuk said on Jun 13, 2007....

    just ignore anyone picking on you mom.and by the way hottips said she was a sepratist so whts she doing in this space.thought she said she hanged out in the whites only crew like cops

    thomas

  • pickersplock said on Jun 13, 2007....
    RWW, you will not silence me!  I have been gathering more dirt all night!
    Did you know;
    that cops is the one who got Paris Hilton out of jail last weekend?  He used his connections so they could be together at their......secret wedding?
    and
    that bloc and kelly are really none other than George Bush and Dick Cheney, who are closet liberals?  They use this forum to "get crazy".
    and
    RhodeIsland boy is actually the illegitimate son of Momsrock and Aristotle Onnassis?  Have you been wondering what happened to him?Hmmmmmm?
    He working on the B-movie circuit under the name Mike Micheals, his Mom has gone to rescue him from a life of mediocrity. 
    and that D6perv, I mean fer is trying to get me to run away with him to Utah with promises of cappuccino, which he says will "send me into outer space!"
    No way, buster!  I'm staying right here with Mr. Braun!!!!!
  • Mamie said on Jun 13, 2007....

    I am furious (mamie says with an evil grin on her face)....wanda is my girlfriend at the PTA and we have coffee every thursday together. She has mentioned silver often with a far away look in her eyes but I never suspected they were having a whale of a time! I think I am....um, jealous!! could it really be Sith? This is so an episode of Weeds!

    I will check in later on, Wanda is explaining to me why Zayda was snorting coke out instead of in to her nose.

  • RollingC said on Jun 13, 2007....
    I'm glad to see that things are getting back to normal around here.
  • pickersplock said on Jun 13, 2007....
    ......and did you know that anonymous is really a family of Big Foot hired by Micheal Moore to moniter the activity on Soulcast.  He's doing research for his new movie.  It's about the addiction to blogging!  It's called Cyber Sicko!
  • rightwingwizard said on Jun 13, 2007....
    pickers:  Its out of my hands now, the report has been filed. The Great One will be contacting you soon.  Be afraid, be very afraid!   Soon we will be revealing the truth about you and your minions!
     
    rww
  • pickersplock said on Jun 13, 2007....

    Ooooooh, you'll be sorry!  Just you wait, you, you, you son of a bloc...............I'll tell them all who you really are............................................

  • Me-Myself&I said on Jun 13, 2007....
    LOL.................i see clearly now..... you all have enlighten me, i'm scared!
  • Artemis223 said on Jun 13, 2007....
    MMMMMMMM - trout is delicious.  Wonder if we can get our resident chef, HBC, to come up with an exciting recipe. 
  • rightwingwizard said on Jun 13, 2007....
    pickers:  You might want to check out my recent post on the matter at hand.  You will then see that we are on to you and your nefarious schemes. 
     
    rww
  • copsunited said on Jun 13, 2007....

    That trout was a Carp..or a sucker fish...um..it was the closest I have had to real sex in over a month and I was getting desperate. The Cookies I was promised turned out to be a misunderstanding..when someone said they were going to give me my cookies..well um..I sotra assumed well..to the delicate earballs reading this..cookies...um..clean my pipes so to speak..well it turned out they were REAL cookies..I hate vanilla chip chocolate upside down and sideways cookies, YUK.

    I traded them in for my now famous recipe.. Pus out of dead mules ear over scab served on a bed of dead goats brains. It smells bad but the proteins are good.

  • polarheart said on Jun 13, 2007....
    hahahahaha, Cops! :-))
  • AlisonMarie19 said on Jun 13, 2007....

    Wait, wait, wait. Michael Moore is trying to Big Brother SoulCast? Really?! Oh Shit.... No wonder MohamedW. left. Very interesting indeed......

    So what ever happened to Slappy? Is she safe? Unharmed? Is she still around?! For the love of god man!

    I'm on the edge of my seat here. I might fashion a helmet out of tinfoil so Michael Moore can't read my thoughts. And stick my fingers in my ears and sing.

    lalalalalalalala  I can't HEAR you.... lalalalalalala

                            =(^_^)=

  • copsunited said on Jun 13, 2007....

    So it was that AlisonMarie19 did as she promised. BUT....it became an antenna and instead of blocking her thoughts they were being broadcast all over the world on a low..very low..super low..subterranean frequency known in the trade as gut rumbles. Her thoughts were translated by the mighty Michael Moore and immediately decoded and passed on to the NSC. Hearing of this Madam Nu ( better known as Madam No Damned Good) Rice got wind of this in the State Department and immediately notified the Embassy in Tarra Farta.. the Ambassador was PISSED..he and only he knew of the plan to.........

    (TBC) To Be continued as soon as picker gets back from the potty break

  • sweet_cookie01 said on Jun 13, 2007....
    this is really getting interesting... (now munching on newly popped popcorn)
  • biglove said on Jun 13, 2007....
    I didn't realize there were so many creative smart ass's here at Soulcast...I think I love you guys...(takes a drag from bong...exhales....grabs a King Dong)
     
    more please.....
  • rightwingwizard said on Jun 13, 2007....

    biglove:  Smart ass?  This is serious business here.  We must never allow pickers to destroy everything we have worked so hard to...

    Oh shit, pickers minions have arrived, I'll have to shut down, get back to you later...

    rww

  • AlisonMarie19 said on Jun 13, 2007....

    Come on pickers! Hurry up man! Why do things always end up to No Damned Good! That Madame Nu's just a beeeyotch. I'm sorry about the gut rumblings all...

    Hey Sweet- pass the popcorn. (Passes Sweet the M&M's.)

     

     

  • biglove said on Jun 13, 2007....
    rww....don't mistake my comment...i mean smart ass in only the most positive way...funny, witty....
     
    i'm on the edge of my seat.....i love a good conspiracy!!!!
  • copsunited said on Jun 13, 2007....

    Mean while back near the Patomic there is a garbage scow moving slowly along the brown water way. On the edge of his seat is biglove. He is worried that if he sits back it will be too late to pass gas. Then, out of the blue comes a waft of aroma and he thinks it's really a fart..but it is only the garbage..opps..we think he is a secret agent for Tara Farta..... but NOOOO it was not a fart at all. When he was satisfied all was well the "Shitzurself" kicked in and his drawers are now too full to make his secret rendevous with...................

    TBC. What will happen at the meeting??

  • rightwingwizard said on Jun 13, 2007....
    pickers:  You can run, but you can't hide.  I see you have movef your hideous plot to another blog.  We see all, we know all.  You will not get away with it this time!
     
    rww
  • pickersplock said on Jun 13, 2007....
    Some one's gettin' scared!!!  Nyah nyah yahh yah thbbbbbbbbbbb!!
  • D6fer said on Jun 13, 2007....
    This just in: bloc has been spotted torturing himself.....after a couple of minutes of intense waterboarding, he admitted that he was indeed George Bush.....He then broke loose from himself and was spotted running away with Kelly (Cheney) to go on a hunting expedition.....more on that later!
  • rightwingwizard said on Jun 13, 2007....
    Thanks D6fer.  I know your working for the other side but this information is invaluable.  We had our suspicions, but this confirms it.  We always thought he protested a bit too much about the turture thing.  We knew , of course that kelly was Dick's covert name.  That's common knowledge in these parts.  the Masters of The Plan will get right on it.
     
    BTW:  Don't give pickers any more coffee, she can't handle it anymore.  Not since...well we'll discuss it another time.  Keep up the good work old chap!
     
    rww
  • D6fer said on Jun 13, 2007....
    I secretly replaced her regular blend with decafinated folgers crystals....I don't think she will pose a problem for us.....btw.....I have a message from mission control : the toaster is broken...the blue camel farts at midnight.
    I'm not sure what that means....my security clearance wont allow...they said you would know what to do next.
  • pickersplock said on Jun 13, 2007....

    D6, told you so!

    RWW, aka- Mr. Penn, you have a lot of nerve!  Spying on your own father and his best friend!!!!!

  • rightwingwizard said on Jun 13, 2007....
    D6fer:  Are you sure they said 'blue camel'?  That operation is already...better keep it under wraps for now. Catch you later.
     
    pickers:  thzzzzzzz!
     
    rww
  • copsunited said on Jun 13, 2007....

    Dammit Pickers..you are supposed to support the Government of  Terra Farta and continue this mission. Screw the coffee..and get back to the banks of the river and retrieve the secret film that is hidden in the pants of Sir LoadsaLot.

    You took a bad time to have a brain cramp.

  • D6fer said on Jun 13, 2007....
    uhhhh.....might have said green...no wait...it was red...no blue..uh...maybe it was an ardvark?......I'll be back!
  • rightwingwizard said on Jun 13, 2007....
    D6fer:  Its not safe to talk here anymore.  They're watching!  Go here:
     
     
    rww
     
     
  • D6fer said on Jun 13, 2007....
    *poof*
  • gingersoul said on Jun 13, 2007....

    Picker.....dont worry...its over.....and this will explain everything....:-)

    The battle of Soulcast

  • pickersplock said on Jun 14, 2007....
    Thanks Gingy, you're the best!!!!
  • D6fer said on Jun 14, 2007....
    thanks for this post pickers....that was fun (while it lasted) we needed some levity here! Welcome back sweetie!
  • rightwingwizard said on Jun 14, 2007....
    pickers:  This was great fun.  We needed it.  See you next time!
     
    ~~~ hops into a Quantum Transmorph Triangulator and disapears ~~~
     
    rww
  • mom said on Jun 14, 2007....
    LOLOLOLOL, I tried to catch up and everytime I thought about saying something I would read something else and then get to laughing.  Well all my lines have come and gone, all that is left is laughing my ass off.  This is so hilarious you guys.  Well I was going to distract RWW but I am late as usual. LOL
  • TaintedAtBirth said on Jan 07, 2008....
    Ok, so I'm confused.
    Who ate the poi ?
  • pickersplock said on Jan 07, 2008....

    Hello TAB! 

    This post kind of got out of hand didn't it?

  • TaintedAtBirth said on Jan 07, 2008....
    I'm not sure about that
    :)

    I just need to know who ate the poi and what happened to the cab driver after he drove off into the fog?

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