People imagine that when a person is quiet, they must be all deep and introspective..I am here to disprove that theory.  As evidence, I offer the thoughts that have most recently occupied my mind:

1.  Thoughts I had the other day while fishing: "Wouldn't it suck, if every time you went to have a snack, there was a slight chance that you would get a hook through your face?"

The worst part about this is, I would still go for the snack, if it had enough frosting on it...

2.  Thoughts I had while watching TV:

a. "Richard Marx, in his mullet/stonewashed denim heyday, was awesome".  Which reminded me of this time in high school, when my boyfriend dedicated the song "Now and Forever" to me over the radio.  But then we broke up a week later.  So I guess it was a little more now...not so much forever.... 

b.  "Whatever happened to the FlowBee haircutter?"  Which reminded me of when I was in kindergarten, and everyone, boys and girls, had the same exact bowl cut...except me.  I had a ponytail in the back, and the bowl cut bangs in the front...unfortunately, this style pretty much carried me through my 19th birthday. 

3.  Thoughts I had while giving an interview: The lovely lady who I interviewed  brought her puppy, which was adorable and fit into her purse.  So while I was interviewing, and answering questions about photography and being on top of the photo scene, I couldn't stop thinking about which of my purses I could fit a dog into.  And whether or not they would let me bring the dog in the purse into the mall.  And what I would do if the dog peed in my purse.  

In case you are wondering, throughout the course of the interview, I determined that while dogs that fit in purses are cute, I probably shouldn't get one, because I would be pretty mad if the dog peed in my purse.  The end.

4.  Thoughts I had while looking at a whole bunch of dried out worm corpses in my driveway: "Why do worms come out of the ground when it rains?  Do they start to drown when the ground gets saturated?"  And also, I am grateful that I am not a worm, because I would hate to move out of my house every time it rained.  (I am also grateful that I am not a worm because worms are slimy and disgusting, and get dissected in biology class.  That would be a real downer.)

5.  Thoughts I had while in church: (I know, this is horrible, and I try really hard to pay attention at church, but my brain just would NOT focus that day)..."I wonder what the pastor looks like without his glasses?  Some people look completely different without their glasses...oh, here comes the offering plate...all I have is a twenty...but I have been skipping church, so I better give them the twenty, because if I don't give them anything, the Lord will be mad at me...and this is an important photo week, and I cannot afford to have the Lord be mad at me...so I better go ahead and fork over that twenty...last week I went to the mall instead of church, and I bought some sneakers...maybe the reason they gave me blisters was because I was out buying sneakers instead of being at church...oops, time to pray!"  and so on...

So, in case you see me and I appear to be deep in thought, I am probably wondering about something like why people ride motorcycles in packs...feel free to interrupt...