When I become supreme ruler of the universe, I will first outlaw unsightly body hair of any kind. If you've ever lived in a dorm or other community with shared bathrooms, you'll understand why. Seeing pubic remains of the fire crotch next door really does not get my day going on the right foot, so to speak (it's really much worse if ends up on your foot, though).
Second, I will banish the phrase "I like everything but country music" and all of it's various variations. I can't stand people who say that. Why? Because I've never met someone who actually means it. I will admit that country music isn't really my cup of tea, but there are plenty of things I dislike far more. Take Chinese opera, for example. Now, I'm sure it's really lovely if you understand Chinese, but since I don't, it vaguely reminds me of mating cats.
Other things I plan on banishing include toothpaste in the sink, and whistling in confined spaces. Trust me, it doesn't end there.
cakebottom posted on Jun 10, 2007
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silverwhisper said on Jun 10, 2007....
um...i use "i like everything but country & rap". and AFAICT, i do mean it. :>
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cakebottom said on Jun 10, 2007....
But have you really heard every genre of music in the world? Are you really a fan of folk, symphonic metal, ebm, futurepop, electroclash, cookie monster metal, happy hardcore?
And is there really no country or rap song you like?
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silverwhisper said on Jun 11, 2007....
cakebottom: i'm familiar with folk, not so much the other genres you mention.
and no, there are no country songs i know that i like, nor raps.
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cakebottom said on Jun 11, 2007....
Then I rest my case. There's no way you can say you like everything but country & rap if you haven't heard everything out there. -
silverwhisper said on Jun 11, 2007....
curse you and your damnable logic! :p
:D
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harriedpsychmajor said on Jun 13, 2007....
Ah, yes. The "everything except for rap & country" line. My favorite line. I've tried so often to explain why excluding certain genres from your music tastes doesn't really tell people what you listen to.
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Dandy_Lion said on Jul 24, 2007....
"Pubic remains of the fire crotch"? If you mean hair, that wouldn't bother me much. What would bother me more would be crabs.
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