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i'm chatting with a guy from spain and he doesn't know what masturbation is... his english is limited and i dont how to translate it in spanish.
 
can anybody translate masturbation in spanish?
 
i tried it in google and i cant find the word.


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  • JadeLondon said on Jun 08, 2007....
    There is a translator called Babelfish. Don't know if you can Google it or not. I'll see what I can find.
  • queenparanoia said on Jun 08, 2007....
    thanks jade!
  • JadeLondon said on Jun 08, 2007....
    Queenie: Okay, the guy is either shy or stupid. But I like to be nice, so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. The Spanish word for 'masturbation' is--

    «drumroll»

    'Masturbation'!

    No, your eyes aren't betraying you!

    Anyway, for your searching pleasure, here is the address to Babel. It even translates entire pages if provided with a page address.

    http://babelfish.altavista.com/

  • sweet_cookie01 said on Jun 08, 2007....

    Queen sorry for laughing at this but JadeLondon made me laugh with his drumroll!!!

    are you sure he cant understand you when you said masturbation, he might just be looking for a way to make you describe it in graphical way!

  • JadeLondon said on Jun 08, 2007....
    Yep, I second the notion!
  • queenparanoia said on Jun 08, 2007....
    hehehehhehe actually i'm still chatting with him! and yeah he doesn't know what masturbation means and he wants me to describe it!!! LOL!!!
     
    he's cute though...=)
  • sweet_cookie01 said on Jun 08, 2007....

    queen he IS pullling your leg!!!....LOL....

    oh well have fun but take care okay!!!!

  • JadeLondon said on Jun 08, 2007....
    I am sure that a few simple hand gestures would do the trick! Aren't some things universal? :D
  • queenparanoia said on Jun 08, 2007....
    hehehehehe its okay he's cute!!! hehehehe =)
  • JadeLondon said on Jun 08, 2007....
    Well, hell! Have some fun for me, since you are so determined. :)
  • queenparanoia said on Jun 08, 2007....
    jade: ehehehhehehhehhe dont worry i'm telling hin what it means. dont worry i'm not showing him though!!!
  • silverwhisper said on Jun 08, 2007....
    o good grief...it's the same word?!

    ed
  • queenparanoia said on Jun 08, 2007....
    ed: apparently yes.
  • moonriver said on Jun 08, 2007....
    ok queenie, for once in a long long while here at sc i will wear my sexy speedo, stand on the professor's podium, and give a lecture about spanish profanities on self-gratification...LOL.

    hacerse una paja - lat.am
    hacerse las punjetas - spain
    sobarsela (sobarse la picha) - costa rica

    i hope the phrases will gratify your spanish friend... *wink*
  • queenparanoia said on Jun 08, 2007....
    moonriver!!!!!!! thanks for this!!!!!
  • sweet_cookie01 said on Jun 08, 2007....
    moon river... this is a side of you that i only have seen now.. i would like to enroll in your class ma'am!
  • sweet_cookie01 said on Jun 08, 2007....
    moon river... this is a side of you that i only have seen now.. i would like to enroll in your class ma'am!
  • queenparanoia said on Jun 08, 2007....
    sweet: moonriver is a guy...
  • sweet_cookie01 said on Jun 08, 2007....
    ooops!... ok then it should be a Sir!!...
  • MissMimi said on Jun 08, 2007....
    Queenie, your leg's not the only thing he wants to pull! LOL
  • skald said on Jun 08, 2007....
    Queen just say that i means having sex with one self. He or will understand that.Don't want to shock any one. 
  • queenparanoia said on Jun 08, 2007....
    missmimi: hehehehehehe well he keeps asking me to show my boobs i told him no way!!!
     
    skald. i think he was just pretending.
  • skald said on Jun 08, 2007....
    Queen. He is I am sure. lol. 
  • moonriver said on Jun 08, 2007....
    cookie -- uhm...errr... what was that class subject again i was supposed to teach? this preoccupied professor tends to forget... ah, yes. spanish profanities. if there's a minimum of 5 students, i will ask the dept head to create the class next wk.... LOL.
  • Runningdeer said on Jun 08, 2007....
    I would find someone else to communicate with.
  • queenparanoia said on Jun 08, 2007....
    running: thank you =)
  • blastfromthepast said on Jun 08, 2007....
    Queen:  Can you say "choke your chicken" in Spanish?  That ought to get it across lol!
  • blastfromthepast said on Jun 08, 2007....
    Queen:  Can you say "choke your chicken" in Spanish?  That ought to get it across lol!
  • blastfromthepast said on Jun 08, 2007....
    Oh, Geez!!!!  Why does this damned thing repeat itself like that?  I only meant to say it once!  Sorry, Queen!
  • queenparanoia said on Jun 09, 2007....
    its okay blast! hehehehhe choke your chicken...
  • JadeLondon said on Jun 09, 2007....
    So, how'd it go? Was the situation resolved to your satisfaction? Or should I say 'his'? :D
  • queenparanoia said on Jun 09, 2007....
    hehehehhehehe i dont want to speak to him again. he has a girlfriend!! the nerve!! and he keep insisting to see my boobs! =)
  • JadeLondon said on Jun 09, 2007....
    Queenie, he's an ass! Imagine that--he knew 'boobs', but not 'masturbation'. Must be too many letters! Well, good riddance to bad rubbish--and all that happy shit! ;)
  • queenparanoia said on Jun 09, 2007....
    heheheh jade!!! yo make me laugh =)
  • janaethan said on Jun 09, 2007....
    i had a mexican co-worker...once i told him to go home at "mag-jakol"...surprisingly, he understood it!!! Your spanish friend might get it...
  • queenparanoia said on Jun 09, 2007....
    hehehehhe oo nga no?? you mag-jakol is an illonggo term for masturbating...

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