Manager: How many days are there in a year?
Man:365 days and sometimes 366.
Manager:How many hours make up a day?
Man:24 Hours.
Manager:How long do u work in a day?
Man: 10am to 6pm i.e. 8 hours a day.
Manager:So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours?
Man:He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 i.e. 1/3 (one third).
Manager:This is nice of u! What is 1/3rd of 366 days?
Man:122(1/3 x 366=122 in days)
Manager:Do u come to work on weekends?
Man:No sir.
Manager:How many days r there in a year that r weekends?
Man:52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days.
Manager:Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 122 days. how many days do u now have?
Man:18 days.
Manager:I do give u 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do u have remaining?
Man:4 days.
Manager:Do u work on Republic Day?
Man: No sir!
Manager:Do u come to work on Independence Day?
Man: No sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Man:2 days Sir!
Manager:Do u come to work on New Years Day?
Man:No sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Man:1 day sir!
Manager:Do u work on Christmas Day?
Man:No Sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Man:None Sir!
Manager:So what r u claiming?
Man: !!!… Moral-NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
HR = HIGHLY RISK.
