I've been hanging around for 3 or 4 days, not saying very much just reading and learning. What a talented, eclectic and mostly loving community you have here. Rudeness seems to be the exception around here and that is very refreshing.
Anyway, I heard this at the theatre tonight and thought I'd share. Its not as funny as Mom's pig joke but I try (Mom I hope you read this cause Ive only read a few of your posts but I definitely want you for my Mom too!)
Okay....hopefully we all know who Mahatma Ghandi was. He was a Mystic and a hero for peace all over the world. Because he walked around in bare feet all the time he had gigantic callouses. Because he was under-nourished, he was quite thin and fragile. Because of his diet he was cursed with extremely bad breath. So what does that make him??
A super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-with-halitosis!
(read it out loud, it'll come)
