Some of my favourites:
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One lesbian turns to the other and says, "You know, they say you are what you eat... does that mean I'll be you in the morning?"
(*I tell that one to str8 women just to hear them squeal*)
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Why does a butch lesbian have short hair? So hair doesn't get in her face while eating...
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The most famous lesbian joke:
What does a lesbian bring on the 2nd date? A U-Haul!
(Lesbians are notorious for this kind of behavior)
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Q: What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians all in the same room?
A:100 people who don't do dick.
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Lesbians love gay men as friends. Someone has to do the cooking!
Gay men love lesbians as friends. Someone has to mow the yard!
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Do you know what we call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung!
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What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails? SIngle!
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What's the difference between a lesbian and a dyke? About $30,000.00
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Two lesbians are walking down the street. They each have one hand in the OTHER'S pocket. What are they doing?
Lip Reading...
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Hope you enjoy.
WindRider posted on May 30, 2007
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silverwhisper said on May 30, 2007....
[giggle] -
copsunited said on May 30, 2007....
Great. Send this to CateeMay -
gingersoul said on May 30, 2007....
Wind....LOL...this is funny....i especially like the first one.....:-D -
copsunited said on May 30, 2007....
What do you call two women in a canoe paddling down stream?
Fur Traders.
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copsunited said on May 30, 2007....
Why is it so expensive for lesbian women to build a new home.??
Everythig has to be sided wtih "tongue in groove"
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copsunited said on May 30, 2007....
When condeming women for being gay and pussy muchers..
you might consider that if you munch pussiy...does that make you a lesbian ..guys?
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ilovefun said on May 31, 2007....
Thanks for the comic relief! I sure needed it today! Great jokes! Very, very funny! You've got a great sense of humor! -
WindRider said on Jun 01, 2007....
Actually, ilf, YOU are the reason I decided to post some lesbian jokes. A little culture now... a little history later... I'll have you converted in NO time... *WEG*
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ilovefun said on Jun 06, 2007....
Ha Ha! I appreciate it!
You'll surely be getting that deluxe edition toaster before too long!
Thanks again for the smile! -ILF
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anonymous said on Nov 19, 2007....
Why do lesbians shop at Bass Pro Shop? They dont like Dicks!
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