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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"

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  • amikey48 said on May 23, 2007....
    I did too!
  • Susmaryosep said on May 24, 2007....
    Yucks! 
  • flytimes said on May 24, 2007....
    i love short jokes the shorter the better , i guess its because of my memeory where i tend to forget the beginning of the joke when there at the end... anyway heres my contribution,,,,,,, A guy walks into a bar. ouchh
  • Dicconzane said on May 24, 2007....
    Two blondes walk into a bar... you'd have thought one would have seen it.
     
    Man walks into a bar with a Tiger. Orders a drink for each of them. then two more and so on. Afte 7 pints the tiger passes out and the man starts to leave. The Barman says, "Hey! Are you just going to leave that lyin' there?" To which the man replies, " That's not a Lion that's a Tiger.
     
     
    ahem... anyway
  • Susmaryosep said on May 25, 2007....
    double yucks!!!! :-)
  • anonymous said on Jan 02, 2008....

    so funny!

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