• silverwhisper said on May 11, 2007....

  um...i don't have any.
  
  ed

• Holly-Go-Lightly said on May 11, 2007....

  when all else fails (girls) you can never go wrong with a Mae West line.
   
  Is that a rocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
   
  Come around and see me sometime Big Boy.
   
  You could take the retro approach--hey man (between tokes) like, what's your sign?
   
   You want the ludes or the shrooms? Good. Now take off your pants.
   
  You could try the slut approach--
   
  walk into the club and just randomly hand the remote control to your vibrating butterfly clip to whoever looks like he could please...
   
   whisper in his ear--I'm hot, wet and ready, where's your car?
   
   LOL--I guess I'm more like you F/T, I don't really use any "lines", usually when I meet someone they look at my breasts instead of in my eyes and when they finally look up, they ask for a date & I kick 'em where it counts!
   
  LOL  just kidding!
   
  *Holly*
   
   

• flytimes said on May 11, 2007....

  Ed,you being a married man.i doubt you have any use for them. lucky you Holly Im trying to type without thinking about your huge breasts;) Your one liners were very resErecting.!! The one liner i did use when i used to drive a long long time ago.. was i would pull over by a pretty woman and say excuse me whats the quickist way............ into your knickers, which ALWAYS got a laugh but thats all:( F-T

• fearing said on May 11, 2007....

  The best line ever used on me was "I think you could break my heart".  

• Holly-Go-Lightly said on May 11, 2007....

  LOL--you sly fox, you.

  I never knew I was resErecting before ;)  <note to self: add resErecting to list of professional talents>.

  I used to work at a strip club--no,no, I just served the drinks. However, one night this totally smashed old man comes in, walks through the bar area out to the main floor where I was serving drinks to a table, and starts pulling on my arm!! And saying in a loud, drunken slur, I WANT TO FUCK! over & over again. One of the bouncers broke his grip on me & when I told him what the guy was doing, he threw him out on the street!!!!  Talk about a forward "chat-up line" ! Yikes!

  So, though you aren't married anymore, but still spend time with your ex, do you try getting to know other girls ( with or with-out a chat-up line) or are you happy with the way things are? I think its really cool that you still try to keep a family situation, especially for the kids.

  *Holly*

• flytimes said on May 11, 2007....

  being straight forward is always a good thing but saying I WANT TO FUCK! is sooo rude!!,... he could have at least said please!! :) I have never been married yet and the time i spend with my ex, is purely platonic and only because of the kids..and Because I have Ankylosing Spondylitis which is really painful..excruciating everyday which makes things so depressing,. so its hard socialising and i end up spending most of my time alone, other than when the kids come over once a week.and im so not happy and life is very lonely, I have my 2 cats which keep me company but is obviously not the same as the closeness and effection of another human being Thanks Holly for being so...........nice:)

• secretlife said on May 11, 2007....

  awe fearing...who wouldn't fall for that line?
   
  when i met my husband i had a flower in my hair...a daisy.  his pick up line was, 'does that flower squirt?'... i know i know....corny!

• evil_twin said on May 11, 2007....

  I don't have a specific line I use, but compliments are a good ice breaker. Sometimes I'll say, "hey, I like your shoes..." because women like talking about shoes. So if you notice them, she'll be happy. Or at least, that's been my experience. But it can backfire if all you do is talk about shoes all night...
  
  -evil_twin LA
  

• hotaka said on May 12, 2007....

  I think I have never had a good one to rely on, not even for a laugh. I was never good at approaching strangers. But once I saw a girl who was so beautiful I couldn't resist. I had to try. She was alone in a study room and it was late. I simply said, "Would you mind if I talk to you? If you are busy studying, that's okay then." She said okay and we ended up dating for three years. Nothing special in the line but it worked.

  Often I want to say something like, "I love your eyes," or "Your hair looks great," but I hold back. At the airport I told a young woman checking boarding passes that I loved her hair. She smiled and thanked me for the compliment.

• flytimes said on May 12, 2007....

  thanks , im taking notes.... my check list so far is "compliments",.. nice hair nice shoes( hopeing she doesent think i have a shoe fetish) lol.. secret life.. having flowers in your hair will always remind me of san francisco, are you from there? Now i have my list all i need is the confidence... I know woman dont like guys who are NOT confident..

• Holly-Go-Lightly said on May 12, 2007....

  hi flytimes!!

  I was just thinking how many adults still react to putting out a line, or asking someone out, just like they were still pre-teens or something(no criticism of that, actually its a bit charming). I remember at that age, if you were crushing on someone, you sent your friend over. Your friend was in charge of "feeling out the situation", and eventually all the friends came back to the original crushee, and they had the info before you did that--yes--you definately would be "going out".

  Even in those earlier high school years I remember the mumbled, nervous, "my god, just let me get through this without getting rejected" invitations from boys, and me ( naively ) never realizing that I had the power to make or break the poor guy's day just by my one little answer.  LOL

  When I read your description of your day-to-day life, it hit me like a ton of bricks!! I know a bit about that disease, and am so sorry for your pain and suffering. But, reading your description was like telling about my own day. I have a serious disease that I've been dealing with for a long time now. It also causes immense pain and a  long list of ways it negatively affects my body. That's what so ironic about my answering your post. I thought it would be fun, so I did. But I was also thinking how my life and relationships are definately not like that anymore. I can't get out much, and I can't even do much because this disease causes thinning of bones & muscles (in fact I have one arm in a sling for most of this week. I tore ligaments and it is swollen and bruised from my wrist to my upper arm--and I don't even know how I did it. It was probably something that most people take for granted, like carrying grocery bags), I have , in the recent past, already broken my hip & femur (the cool part is I now have enough metal in my body to set off the airport metal detectors & I have to carry a CARD that says so   because of Homeland Security!!  LOL ) and cracked my tailbone twice. The hip & femur thing was from nothing!! It just broke!! And we never knew why because I hadn't been diagnosed yet. Anyway, I don't get out much, and I make a point not to get too friendly with any man that I do meet because I am ill. and I don't think that's a very good way to start out with someone. You know, you're not at your best. There are days when the pain is too much and you just want a little boo-hoo by yourself to let out the tension, but I don't think I would be comfortable doing that in front of someone I just met.

  Anyway--I'd really like to talk some more about our current "life situations", because I don't know anyone else that's dealing with these kinds of things. (Depending if you're comfortable with that or not. If not, that's cool too)

  ;)  happy, happy day

  *Holly*

   

• flytimes said on May 24, 2007....

  Hey Holly please forgive me for this long delay in replying to your comment,, lord knows how i keep missing comments but im slowly getting on top of things now:) your comments were very funny at first then very upsetting because i can relate entirely with what you were saying about the pain and not wanting to let a guy get close to you and i feel exactly the same..you never mentioned exactly what your disease was but im thinking maybe Osteoporosis!...please enlighten me?I feel a bit guilty now that you typed so much especially with your arm in a sling.. i know too how the simplist things can be so hard, and how everything in life now evolves around your disability,I also was not diagnosed and the pain i was getting i was told was in my head which i knew wasent, and it was only the social security department who needed proof that i couldent work, which made me get xrays and blood tests only then did they eventually find out... It 1st happened to me about 10 years ago and has really progressed the last 5 years to it effected my back 1st, hips, waste, buttocks,neck and shoulders and now the pain is starting to go down my leg, every day i have pains which ive never experienced in my life and ive got dozens of scars and broke many a bone and had many an accident but nothing comes close to the pain that i feel with this disease....when i used to visit people and socialise they would see me in pain and sometimes i would go AARRRGGH out loud uncontrolably with sudden jolts of pain which is so embarasing especialy when im on a quiet crowded train lol... It makes people uncomfortable when they see someone suffering and because im so considerate i choose to be alone and only i see about 5 people a month which includes my girls when they come over.its not about me not wanting to see people but about them not wanting to see me, i can see the look of worry and despair in my cats eyes when they see me in pain which i try to hide with fake smiles but you cant kid a cat lol............ The ironic thing is i used to be so healthy,)ate well) happy, (life n soul of a party) strong(body builder)out going,(partys raves all day long) confident,(no fear)had money(not rich but comfortable) had girls(more than my fair share;)) but now everything is the total opposite, coughing and sneezing is excrutiating and laughing in the wrong position can be a pain but my saving grace is its not life threatening or contagious ...... I have set myself google email alerts so i always get the latest infomation on my diseaes hoping for a cure or special pain killers that actually kill the pain without poisoning your body.... my blog about "would you sell your organ" now people will read this and not want to buy it lmao...so do this too with your disease ok. thankyou holly for sharing.and allowing me to share too, and making me open up let people know about "Ankylosing spondylitis" which is a name you try to tell someone and theyve never heard of it,cant even say it, and will never remember it lol I think we need to get a room ;) Well Holly. i would say take care, but your name says it all so im gonna say "Holly go lightly";) fly:)

• hotaka said on May 25, 2007....

  Did anyone mention this one?

  "Hi. Do you sleep on your stomach?"

  "Would you mind if I did?"

• flytimes said on May 26, 2007....

  lol, its funny you should ask this Hotaka but no i cannot sleep on my stomach.. its not painful to do this but it is too hard to get onto it but you can but you must be gentle lol ;)

• Holly-Go-Lightly said on May 26, 2007....

  good morning fly~~ (well, what's the time difference??

  you're probably getting ready for tea. Anyway, no

  apologies necessary. I have been trying to respond to

  this for 2 days and every time I try to submit, it throws me off

  saying "this page does not exist"  LOL

  Anyway, my disease is called Cushings Disease. It is not

  contagious or genetically passed on. In fact only 5 people

  per million will be diagnosed with it each year. (that is

  sooooo my luck!!  LOL) Anyway it can be caused by 3

  things:

  1. taking cortisol (like athletes do)

  2. a tumor on the pituitary gland

  3. tumor(s) on the adrenal gland

  the Drs believe mine is a tumor on the pituitary gland

  the one good thing is, they can operate, hope it is

  benign, then after 6 mo-2yrs of recovery, hope it doesnt

  come back. I have been fighting with these doctors for

  so long. It is a endocrine disease, so it affects the entire

  body, which is one reason it is so hard to diagnose.

  Looking back, they think I have been dealing with this

  for 5-7 years!! This disease, without diagnosis or treat-

  ment is fatal. So I hope my Drs get their butts in gear, now

  they are in dispute over the diagnosis!!

  So, my system, for whatever reason, is producing too much

  cortisol, (and I have had every test imaginable at least twice--

  they poke my arm with the needle & NO blood comes out!!

  I swear, I'm the living dead!! Well, they got the blood from a

  vein in my hand...), plus all these MRI's, X-rays, EKG's, you

  know, the works. It messes with your system so bad that one

  week my tests came back extremely low on potassium, which

  can give a person a heart attack, so into the cardiac ward I

  went. Then, my thyroid was all screwed up, the next week, fine,

  the following week, all screwed up. I was becoming anemic.

  My ankles were swelling (they never even did that when I was

  pregnant!!). The hardest things for me were that it causes

  bone & muscle deterioration, so I really have no strength

  compared with before. My god, I was moving once, I had my

  11 week old baby in one arm, and was unscrewing and

  taking down the waterbed with the other!!! The pain is some-

  times more than I can take, yet, no pain meds since I am on

  like 7 or 8 different meds already. The weakening of the

  bones is the scary part. I've already broken my hip & femur,

  and cracked my tailbone twice. The hip & femur was no

  injury or anything, it just broke!!! So I have to be careful not

  to slip & fall, or bump into anything, because just doing that

  could break a bone. Also, it causes the skin to become

  fragile, which mine already was, I bruised easily anyway,

  but now, I wake up with bruises I don't even know how they

  got there ( before--when I woke up with bruises--I knew where

  they came from--rug burn!!  LOL), so doing all the little things that

  other people take for granted is difficult, painful and usually

  injurous to myself.  The worst part is it throws of my equilibriam,

  which really pisses me off, because I was always so graceful.

  I wore high heels everywhere!!! And its incredibly fatiguing.

  I have to take naps now. Sometimes, when its really been

  rough, I can't even get out of bed. I've never been like that

  in my life!! 

  Thank you for caring enough to ask, its one of those things

  I don't really talk about, so it feels really good to tell someone

  who knows basically what I'm talking about. You are SOOOO

  right when you say your whole life revolves around your

  illness. Its a terrible position to be in. Especially when we are

  still young, yet I feel about 70 sometimes!!

  I have heard of your illness before. If I'm correct, isn't it

  in the gene pool of the family & gets passed down? Or??

  I can't imagine how painful it must be. You said you take

  pain pills, but is there anything that helps such as heat, or

  anything?? Is it painful to the touch??

  Well, make sure to keep me up on how you're doing, and we

  can talk anytime.

  p.s. I haven't slept on my stomach since I was 11 years old!!!

  LOL~~~now when can we get that room?? ;)

   

  *Holly*

• flytimes said on May 27, 2007....

  Hiya Holly, Im so sad to hear of your disease , i have looked it up on wikipedia, and also from you explaining your symptoms i feel very sad for you and i want to give you {{{{{{{BIG (gentle) hugs}}}}}}}}...I think you would have been better off if it HAD been osteoporosis, or even MY disease!! Im glad its not life threatening, and also you seem a very strong person like me and i think that if anyone should get these types of diseases than it should be us strong minded people as lord knows how weaker minded people could cope.. with regards to my disease... In the uk and in most populations of european origin, A.S is virtually confined to those who inherit the white cell group HLA-B27,This group also occurs in 7-10% of the population.Nearly all people with A.S will have this perticular blood group, However, it is very important to note that there are far more people with this blood group who never get A.S than those who do Even in familys where one member suffers , a brother or sister can shar the same blood group and never get the disease. its common more for younger men than woman to get..its also possible to have the disease without the gene being triggered and noone knows the real reasons why.. My problem that i have which is my fault is i respect my body too much and am supposed to take 6 painkiller-muscle relaxant pills a day but im extreamly pharmacaphobic and only take 2, as i know i will be going to be needing them for the rest of my life,and as i said befor i dont want to poison myself to death lol and if i met anyone who chooses to suffer the pain i do knowing he had a choice to take the full dose of pills to releive the full force or the pain i would bow and shake them by the hand.. Dont forget to set your self google mail alerts to keep you updated of new medicine and development into Cushings disease, okay? Im glad we can openly discuss our problems and get a better understanding of other peoples illnesses because i feel privaleged to have my disease compared to the many other diseases that one could possibly get, such as yours and i would like everyone who reads this to share there problems mental or physical so everyone can get a better insight and knowledge and even offer some good advice... Thankyou for taking the time out to care and offer your support,its very kind of you... Its impossible to say to you "I hope you are feeling ok today "because i know what the answear will be, but i do hope your ok today?:) I have to keep remembering that this is a public page viewed my more than you and me so its really hard to be fully open because a couple of people i know come here so im thinking we need to get a private room!;)and some room service so il order some champagne and chocs.. i think we deserve them :) Holly go lightyly;) fly

• flytimes said on May 28, 2007....

  Hi Holly thanks for your email in your last comment , I wasent sure if you were comfortable leaving your email in the public domain so i have )cut and pasted) your comment, without the email address and put what you said here-------> *fly*- i am so thankful to have found you. your kindness, tenderness, and humor have helped me along the days quite a few times. thanks also for the hugs, which I genuinely needed. I can't believe you looked up Cushings on the net. That's pretty cool. So you see how difficult it is to get a ny help. Most people get told its all in their heads (like you said about yours) and BTW...why does the medical profession do that? I have never heard that a patient who was told that, actually have it be all in their head! Ridiculous. I am kind of scared through, because during my research, I read case studies of real people with Cushings. This one lady had gone undiagnosed for 5 years, and then she died. So it can be fatal. And with my Docs thinking I've had it for 5-7 yrs. and not yet treated, I don't want to be the next one to drop!! I took a really bad fall in the late afternoon, yesterday. So again I had to haul out the icepack, actually had to have two, one for my knees and legs, one for my hand which at first, I was sure I had broken. And you know--after that I sat down and cried out of pure frustration!! I was so angry and feeling so useless!!! I wasn't even doing anything remotely dangerous. I get to feeling really angry sometimes as if my body has betrayed me. Do you ever get that?? I understand about the pain pills. I hate taking pills and yet, I take so many everyday. But, I was thinking, pain just doesn't affect your body right? I mean when you are in serious pain, it affects you emotionally, mentally, and shakes up your nervous system just trying to get a handle on it. I would really consider, next time you're going through that, to see get that what it's like taking more than 2 per day. I mean no, of course I don't want you to get poisoned, but you know pain puts horrible stress on your system, so even if you are fighting the pain with no pills, it is taxing your body, which you might not want to do. Thanks for the good advice about the google alerts--I'll definately be doing that. I am so glad there is someone for me to talk to about this (and other stuff LOL), its really helped me, so thanks for caring enough to read and respond. As for the champagne and chocolates...ooooh baby, bring em' on. ;) I'm ready and waiting. Since we can't get that room just now, you can always e-mail me if you ever want to . Hopefully everybody and their brother won't start sending me all kinds of crap!!! {{{{{BIG HUGS}}}}} right back at ya'!! **Holly**

• flytimes said on May 28, 2007....

  The champers is on ice and the choclates are looking nice;), Fancy doing some maths;)...... ( see blog title)... hehe..... Thankyou, for your email and i shall mail you soon Holly:) Fly

• Holly-Go-Lightly said on May 28, 2007....

  you know, Math has never been one of my favorite subjects---but the way you describe it, maybe you could show me how to make it fun!!! ;)

  thanks for taking the e-mail address off of there--I was wondering how I would work that one out!! You're right, I didn't feel comfortable leaving it on there...

  (slipping into something more comfortable...while the champagne chills)

  *Holly*

• flytimes said on Nov 27, 2007....

  I have not been here for a while as i have been doing other stuff here at my blog
  http://icandyworld.blogspot.com
  and writing articles here.
  http://hubpages.com/_http/profile/compu-smart
  But in similar words of Arnold S. I will be back;)
  
  

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