So, today I'm going home, because I can...hahahah FREEDOM!!!
So anyway, my roommate comes home and she sits there for maybe 5 minutes, turns to me and says, "Where are you going? Do you have a date?"
So I turn to her and say, "No."
She says, "Oh, you look nice and you're wearing Khaki pants, I thought you were going somewhere."
At which point I pick up my phone to call my mother to tell her I'm on my way. I say to her while the phone rings, "That's because it's the only clean pair I have right now."
She opens her mouth to say something else and I say hello to my mom. That ends that conversation.
Not an hour later:
I come out the bathroom, I just finished curling my hair, I admit, I did look extra cute.
Again, the roommate says, "You're all dressed up, are going on a date or something?"
I say, "I always look good. I'm going home." I stressed the word home.
She looks at me like I just told her I won the lottery...pure disbelief. Then she says, "You look really pretty, you want me to take a picture or something?"
WTF?? I wanted to hit her after that, but I didn't, because I'm being good. But honestly people, why would anyone say that to me? Humph!



