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The Naked Professor Shows His Credentials: ANATOMY 101

TheNakedProfessor posted on May 01, 2007 | views: 36024 | Tags: posing nude, mutual attraction, dating, More nudes-fewer nouns, yum, dirty tricks, dick, erotic art, sorry, sex, penis, fetish, horny, the naked zone, humor, lust, Nudity, erection, fun, erotic, girls, TNP, sensuality, photos, life, art class, Jesus H Christ, tease, ass, happy ending, vigilante, butt, anonymous, hotties, Crying Game, sexuality, attraction, Ex, raw
Okay, in response to absolutely no one (those who wanted to see me naked probably did last winter) here is me (rated G).
 
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/175/479081083_803775c5c0_o.jpg
 
Also rated G:
 
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/176/479081087_706aa7a783.jpg
 
Also rated G:
 
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/192/480603279_f2f0ebdcbe_o.jpg
 
UPDATED WARNING: May 14, 2007...at some point this post got completely crazy and has escalated into more than a trio of artistic, tasteful nude photos. There are now all sorts of naked women as well as shockingly explicit sex stuff. Proceed with caution if you are a prude. No one under 18 admitted. No virgins allowed. And whatever you do, do not open these at the public library!!!!
 
ADDITIONAL MATERIAL: For a specific description of this post and its contents, you may want to review this post before proceding: http://www.soulcast.com/post/show/85506/Everybody-On-The-SoulCast-Block%3A-WAS-DANCIN%E2%80%99-TO-THE-JAILHOUSE-COCK%21
 
 
 
 
 


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  • celestialspace2001 said on May 01, 2007....
    COME ON, Professor!!!!! Where's the BEEF?????
  • sheemAfeM said on May 01, 2007....
    Professor, I am dying to see your ass. Is it cute?
  • StoneMaster said on May 01, 2007....
    Er...this isn't going to be The Crying Game all over again, is it? (scared to look)
  • Bittch said on May 01, 2007....
    Didn't I fuck you once? Why didn't you call me? Hmm. Only one way to know for sure. Let's see the weapon.
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 01, 2007....

    Okay, Sheema...just for you. No one else can peek.

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/195/479081071_bb1b46b64e_o.jpg

     

    TNP

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 01, 2007....
    Celestial, I thought you were a vegetarian!!!!
  • sheemAfeM said on May 01, 2007....
    Professor....OMG...more? One more??

    Shee...
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 01, 2007....
    Bittch: my "weapon?" Are you looking for an assault?
     
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 01, 2007....
    Shee, you 'lil devil....Okay.
     
     
    Your turn ;)
  • Kilgore_V_Trout said on May 01, 2007....
    Professor, we aged academics need to keep our wrinkly asses to ourselves!! And for God's sake, keep your weapon in its - um - holster.
  • RodSerling said on May 01, 2007....
    Oddly, even though I'm not gay, I find myself wanting to see more. Leave it to the Professor to send me into therapy.
  • raulraffinknockknock said on May 01, 2007....
    I am confident that even the Professor will not share his shortcomings with us.

    (Please)
  • celestialspace2001 said on May 01, 2007....
    Prof, I know that you have a juicy penis shot (you showed me last year) - Can you post it here?? I thought it was in good taste (and that it might taste good..) (oooo, I'm sinking low...)
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 01, 2007....
    You know that people are just gonna act stupid if I do that. But hey, if enough requests roll in the hotline.....
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 01, 2007....
    I've decided only to post CLEAN pictures...Heh heh...
     
     
  • pickersplock said on May 01, 2007....
    Well, that explains the screen name!!! Ha!
  • secretlife said on May 01, 2007....
    TNP:  nice butt! ......i peeked.
  • Dreamknightx said on May 01, 2007....
    Don't be so shy, TNP. Can anyone else post some "good" ones here?

    I heard that Secret has a few shots hanging around somewhere... ;)
  • sheemAfeM said on May 01, 2007....
    Professor stop teasing. Put a good one up at least for a little while - I want to see what I'm missing...If you do, I will also...
  • sheemAfeM said on May 01, 2007....
    Okay mister professor sensual...take this...
     
     
    And give me what I want...
  • sheemAfeM said on May 01, 2007....
    One more Professor just in case you are feeling shy....if I like, maybe...
     
     
    ...there might be a good fit?
  • secretlife said on May 01, 2007....
    secret's shy about hers.....:P
  • Bittch said on May 01, 2007....
    Professor????
     
    Check me.
     
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 01, 2007....
    Okay, okay...the money shot is coming...er...
  • boyzmom said on May 01, 2007....
    TNP- I agree, nice butt!
  • missunderstood1162 said on May 01, 2007....
    wow.....see what I miss when I go to bed early?  lol....
  • CreativeWoman said on May 02, 2007....
    Wow, TNP.  
  • RollingC said on May 02, 2007....
    Hey...this anatomy class is more fun than the one I took in school....
  • queenparanoia said on May 02, 2007....
    tnp... i just want you to know i save all your pics in my computer.... for research purposes and you know.... more pictures please!!!
  • RiddleGirl said on May 02, 2007....
    Well.....hellllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  • MissMimi said on May 02, 2007....
    How come it always takes me so long to see the good stuff? :-/
  • Zayda said on May 02, 2007....
    Well everyone's said you have a nice butt, and you do. But I find a man's shoulder's a fascinating part of the anatomy. And you do indeed have some nice shoulders there NakedProf.
  • hunter_boyce_chandler said on May 02, 2007....

    TNP why didnt you actually out yourself? You forget, some of us in here know you pretty well after a year of blogs.

    Where is the old man of color SciFi writer? Surely this representation of a limp wristed meat puppet is not you.  This image is of a hair dresser named Poo.

    HBC

  • botoni said on May 02, 2007....
    prof....you take some might fine pics!
  • CountRollo said on May 02, 2007....
    Hey folks, Miss SheemAfeM is one gorgeous young lady,- Wowee. Countrollo.
  • CamDaMan20 said on May 02, 2007....
    If this is an attempt to appear as a gay man, you succeeded.  But, hey, thats all cool with me as I got to see a couple of very attractive females which were by far more attractive than the skinny lil-fella in a shower...lol

    Cam.
  • Sky said on May 02, 2007....
    Oooo, I hope you're not gay (I'm pretty sure not after reading you.) But if you are, try to think of me as a guy...named Sky ;)
     
  • Sky said on May 02, 2007....
  • sheemAfeM said on May 02, 2007....
    Hee hee . thank you Count.
  • Brune said on May 02, 2007....
    Professor, I need to stay after class for some tutoring.
     
    I need some discipline.
     
    I need a hard lesson.
     
    Will you be strict with me until I'm finished?
     
     
     
  • celestialspace2001 said on May 02, 2007....
    Nakkie, where's our $$$$$$ shot?????? You promised!!
  • celestialspace2001 said on May 02, 2007....
    Jeez, the nerve of some of these bitches!!!! Yikes!
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 02, 2007....
    Where's my money shot?? WHERE'S YOUR FIRST SHOT? I don't see Celestial up here anywhere (but I sho' do see some other fine WHOOOOPPPEEE!!) Damn, ladies keep on a-postin' those links!!!!!!! (voyeur as well as exhibitionist)
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 02, 2007....
    Queen! You've been a good girl!
     
    You inspired me to  post some pics. Thanks for your discretion.
     
    Please keep those special ones to yourself!
     
    - your anatomy coach
     
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 02, 2007....
    Zayda, I have a great shoulder pic but since it also shows face, I'm not posting it here.
     
    I can't stand the thought of being mobbed on the street every time I go out or of having the paparazzi staked out in my yard.
     
    But if you have an email you can share, I will share some with you...upon your solemn oath of discretion! (as a fellow professor)
  • BustyBoob said on May 02, 2007....
    Professor,
     
    Thank you for the invitation.
     
    I have had a weight problem for years, but am finally (they tell me) getting a handle on it.
     
    What do you think?
     
     
     
  • unique1 said on May 02, 2007....
    Nakie, this page needs some color darlin...
     
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 02, 2007....
    Okay, the $$$$ shot....in 24 hours! If I get THREE MORE HOT BABES in here!
  • PeenkEyedDevil said on May 03, 2007....
      Veeeerrry niiiiice TNP!. makes me want to take up photography all over again. its a shame i was never into self portraits.. or id post one in a heartbeat. i guess i'll have to find someone to take a pic for me... 
      but really, the pics themselves (not just the subject) are awesome.  if you havent yet, and i havent been reading you long enough to know,  you should seriously consider having a show..... errm ...in a gallery i  mean ;o)
  • queenparanoia said on May 03, 2007....
    good girl??? i think ive been naughty my dear proffesor!!! hehehehe more pics please!!! send them to my email!!
  • TriangularGirl said on May 03, 2007....
    I appreciate your philosophy, The Naked. May I share mine with you?
     
     
     
  • TheUndergroundEagle said on May 03, 2007....
    A SPECIAL RQUEST FOR

    UNIQUE1.....

    PPPPUUUULLLEEEESSSSEEE...\Please/Please!

    A front view????????

    A loving request

    From a huge fan!!!
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 03, 2007....
    CamDaMan20 said…

    If this is an attempt to appear as a gay man, you succeeded. But, hey, thats all cool with me as I got to see a couple of very attractive females which were by far more attractive than the skinny lil-fella in a shower...lol

    Cam: That was only part of it. The plot was far more complex than you suspect. I was attempting to appear as a gay man as a straight man would portray a gay man, so that gay men would actually be turned off while straight women would feel comfortable looking before succumbing to the subtle time-delayed pheromone release-trigger nanobits embedded in each shot. Meanwhile, as an unfortunate side-effect, straight men would find me disturbingly attractive (though not sexually but emotionally, as my freedom serves as a vicarious release) and the most unsettled would be compelled to make some comment about gays right after jerking off at his keyboard before understanding what happened. That nervous laugh at the end of your paragraph sort of says it all. Sorry. I did include a disclaimer in the description. You aren’t really Quidnuc, are you? (see my post "I’m Not Gay And I’m Not A Macho Asshole, Either").

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 03, 2007....

    Hunter: Many will recall (and might reblog) that a radical shift in the timespace continuum occurred on August 6, 2006. What few fans remember is that in Issue 13 the original TNP was replaced by me, his sidekick Poo the Magnificent. But how could you remember? You were dead, albeit only in the minds of Madame Sosostris and Halle Barry! As you point out so colloquially, my mentor was an underprivileged Creole raised in Biloxi, self-educated apprentice to Robert Goddard and co-inventor of the communications satellite with Arthur C. Clarke. And one hell of a saxophone player (met him in the French Quarter on the curb at about 3 a.m. one Christmas Eve). But you wouldn’t want to see him naked. I, on the other hand, have had two "dates" from this display alone so far (and the emails are flooding in). All I know is that the best place for a straight man to find women is where they go. And from the sound of things, your hair could probably use my touch, too – if I did men. And just because two of me would equal half of you doesn’t make me the anthropological aberration. Size is relative, "normal" is consensual, and one person’s "skinny" is another person’s "…Wow!" – So that’s "Mister Poo" to you. P.S.: Salads.

    Busty: I think this will become the most popular post since silverwhisper mulled over the nature of his navel.

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 03, 2007....
    Brune said…

    Professor, I need to stay after class for some tutoring.

    I need some discipline.

    I need a hard lesson.

    Will you be strict with me until I'm finished?

    Brune:   I'll be strict with you until we’re both finished.

    You first, hopefully.

    It’s obvious that you’re concerned with a particular area of anatomy,

    so we’ll address that gaping hole first. Then we’ll fill in the

    rest of the cracks.

     

    RiddleGirl said…

    Well.....hellllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Riddle: Greetings. Sorry to see you’ve run out of o’s…

    Botani: Thanks. I owe it all to my photographer, my chromographer, my choreographer, my make-up staff, our special effects director, Arnold the computer guy, and especially to HBC Catering for coming through in the 11th hour – literally! Great chicken wings, oh yellow hair!

  • unique1 said on May 03, 2007....
    Okay, underground...please give me a few minutes darlin'...
  • unique1 said on May 03, 2007....
    Just for the underground eagle
     
     
    XOXO
     
    unique1
  • Zayda said on May 03, 2007....
    quoth the Naked Professor

    Zayda, I have a great shoulder pic but since it also shows face, I'm not posting it here.

    Crop out the face then; surely you have a program that can do that. 

     

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 03, 2007....
    My, what a demanding little professor we are!
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 03, 2007....
    MissMimi said…

    How come it always takes me so long to see the good stuff? :-/

    Mimi: It’s not how long it takes you to see it – it’s how it takes you to see it long.

     
     
     
     
    Okay...well, it's a preview anyway...Had to keep my 24 hour promise.
     
  • TheUndergroundEagle said on May 03, 2007....
    Thank you UNIQUE1 !!!!!!!!!

    Wow!!

    Say, I heard a rumor that Brune is actually Secretlife ....

    Hmmm...
    .
    Yummm...

    ??
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 03, 2007....
    Yes, and TriangularGirl is Cam.
  • Zayda said on May 03, 2007....
    Hmmmm...demanding...I suppose I can be.
  • Zayda said on May 03, 2007....
    Oh and NP, I do have an email I can share but I'm not posting it here in this post for the whole of SC to see. I'm afraid there are some members of our fair community who I would rather just not have my email, you know.


    I would post it in one of your old posts, but truly you have tons of comments in your old posts, so too many people would still have access to my email, unfortunately.
  • hunter_boyce_chandler said on May 04, 2007....

    TNP,

    I completely forgot about the crash of Aug 6 2006.  I am still the old man around here and I miss my old friend.  Your earlier self was pretty cool.  I will mourn his passing, belated though the gesture might be.

    I guess TNP now stands for TheNakedPoo.

    HBC

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 04, 2007....
    I think I spotted it Z...
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 04, 2007....
    Er, TriangularGirl...do you come in any other shapes?
  • unique1 said on May 04, 2007....
    You're welcome underground...keep flyin' high
  • nikkiO said on May 04, 2007....
    Yu have a nude fan, Professor
     
     
    love, Nikki
     
     
     
  • GiaOGraphy said on May 04, 2007....
    Doctor,
    I have a prescription for you - or maybe a subject for your next "thesis?"
     
     
     
    Gia...
     
     
  • Zayda said on May 04, 2007....
    NakedProf--Spotted it?!?
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 05, 2007....
    The clue for contact
     
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 05, 2007....
    Gia......
     
    Mama mia!
     
    My eyeballs are spinning.
     
    My mustache is grinning.
     
    My chubby is winning.
     
    I'm in the 3rd "inning"
     
    And it's just beginning
     
    - TNP
     
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 05, 2007....
    Nikki, are you old enough to be on display??? 18 and over only, please!!!! I'll have to "sob" delete any questionable pix.
  • celestialspace2001 said on May 05, 2007....
    OMG. That picture of you touching yourself is one of the horniest things I’ve ever seen (as in making me horny). I’m not kidding. Is this post going to have a “happy ending?”
  • HalleBarryYesHalleBarry said on May 05, 2007....

    Dear Naked Professor;

    Since you follow current events and (from what I can tell) live somewhere around L.A., you have probably heard that I spend lots of time online interacting with folks. I have a few identities that people know me by. Every once in awhile I get closer to someone and I’ll even tell them who I am, but they never believe me. Just like now, I don’t even have to worry that anyone will believe this is me. But I think you’re smart enough to turn the knob up to the next angle and get this. Anyway, a question: When people see your pictures and say "That’s not really you!" how do you prove to them that it is? I mean, without inviting them over? And I really like your lithe curves and svelte, carved form covered with smooth, silky skin. Ever drive through the Hollywood Hills?

    Halle

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 05, 2007....
    "Happy ending?"
  • TriangularGirl said on May 05, 2007....
    Yes, Professor, I also do the shape of the Moon...
     
  • daisymay said on May 05, 2007....
    Nake, get it out for me. I need the scholarship!!!!!!!!
     
     
     
     
     
     
    I think there's some studying we should do together. I need a tooter.
     
     
  • Dreamknightx said on May 05, 2007....
    I hate to be the messenger, Prof, but “happy ending” means – well, I think she wants a shot of your semen. This is too much to imagine even from you.
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 05, 2007....

    HALLE: Rather than waste time doubting your identity, I’ll play along. If it is you, I’m the luckiest heterosexual man on Earth. If it isn’t, I can only hope that Homeland Security mistakes you for Geraldo Rivera, whom they’ve never liked, and start putting lead in your café latte’ too.

    "Prove?" Screw ‘em. If they are living here in cyberspace demanding from others proofs that they, themselves, cannot supply, dismiss them. Do you really care what they believe?

    If someone says "that’s not you" when they see my pictures, it’s a great compliment. It means I look too good to be true. And at my age, that’s comforting. It doesn’t really matter if DeGenerate401 believes that I’m me. But if it DID matter that much, why NOT hook up? You seem to have some spare time despite making non-stop movies, back-to-back. Are you and Nicholas Cage having a contest? (I took a great pic of him on the set of GUARDING TESS, remind me to post it sometime…)

    Halle, you’re delicious, and yes, I travel over and around the Hollywood Hills all the time. And if you’re driving at the same time, I think it’s only fair to warn me. I don’t want to meet you for the first time while exchanging insurance information.

    If you’re suggesting that I come over to play "Pool Boy" some afternoon, my email address is thenakedprofessor@yahoo.com and me love you loooooooooooonnng time. Even better than Billy Bob Thornton in that movie where you…

    Although I have to admit, my heart belongs to Leslie Ann Warren. And At least I’ve actually met her!

    TNP

     

     

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 05, 2007....

     

    Dreamknightx: Very well. If she sends me a pair of her used panties, I’ll pose with them and a nice sticky stream of creamy cum juice. But they have got to be used. On a hot day.

    She, too, can email me for instructions if she has the..er…balls.

    SKY:  Wow!......You are an amazingly sexy girl. Sorry I missed you earlier in the heat of the responses. Wow. Those legs. You briefly had a post up but now it’s down – are you in California? Please be in California. Or Vegas at worst. Yeah, with those legs? Vegas!

  • Zayda said on May 05, 2007....
    Ahhh...NakedProf...so...how about a shoulder shot?!
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 05, 2007....
    ....within hours...
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 05, 2007....
    By the way Zay, you are very pretty. Nice.
     
  • Zayda said on May 05, 2007....
    Thank you, NP.
  • anonymous said on May 05, 2007....
     
    tee hee ... guess who?
  • Busty_Boobs said on May 05, 2007....
     
    Just thought I'd get your opinion of the other side, too.
  • sweetnessorange said on May 05, 2007....
    Here I am baby sign, sealed delivered i'm yoursssssss...
     
     
     
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 05, 2007....
    Your wish has been fulfilled Zayda...and I really love your eye.
  • Zayda said on May 05, 2007....
    I really like the shot of just my eye too. :)
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 07, 2007....

    Promises kept...

     

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/172/487786247_c296d5ef92_m.jpg

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 07, 2007....

    Oh the other side is sooooooooo very fine.....

     

     

     

    Mmmmmm

  • Dynamy said on May 07, 2007....

    I'm Amy...

     

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/167/487786231_7b10556cc2.jpg

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/198/487786243_03ad176681_o.jpg

     

    Whatchoo gonna do?

     

  • sweetnessorange said on May 07, 2007....

    oops baby I forgot to show you my stufffffF!!!!!!

     

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/203/485702579_5b7d7aed01_o.jpg

    Now you know what you are missing.....

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 07, 2007....

    celestial underwear update....

     

    I've been promised a delivery to my P.O. box....

     

    Used undies from the flaming redhead herself...

     

    If they arrive in "condition" I will be forced to perform the aforementioned sex ritual and post pic here.

     

    We shall see....

     

     

  • queenparanoia said on May 07, 2007....
    TnP that was hot...
  • Zayda said on May 07, 2007....
    TNP--The composition of that shot is very well done.
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 07, 2007....
    Thank you Zayda. I appreciate your noticing the details. Lighting is everything!
  • missunderstood1162 said on May 07, 2007....
    where have I been?
    why didn't I see that post a long time ago?
    cool shot.

  • Zayda said on May 07, 2007....
    TNP--Paying attention to the details is just part of who I am.


    I think it's a good shot; and not just because of the lighting.
  • DesiredUsername said on May 07, 2007....
    Since this is turning into The Girls Of SoulCast erotica special, I
    must add my contribution.
     
     
     
    DUN
  • DesiredUsername said on May 07, 2007....
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 07, 2007....
    Thank you Zayda.... ;)
  • Zayda said on May 07, 2007....
    You're quite welcome.
    I think the way the lighting highlights your abs in that shot is especially effective. And there's just enough shadow to make the shot tastefully done.
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 07, 2007....
     
    for Zayda, Queen & miss...
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 07, 2007....
    ...and thank you, Desired... ;)
  • Zayda said on May 07, 2007....
    Now see, I like that shot.

    And forgive my peculiarity, but I love the way the lighting plays up the curve and flow of the muscle in your tricep. 

    Not that the rest of the picture isn't noteworthy, TNP.
  • SongSing said on May 07, 2007....
    nakey prof
     
     
     
    from Taiwan lover
     
     
  • missunderstood1162 said on May 07, 2007....
    Why thank you for sharing that photo with us.
    How nice of you.
    :) wink!
  • queenparanoia said on May 08, 2007....
    shit...
     
    that's one of my favorite....
     
    ammm remember what i told you on my email??
     
    hehehehehehehehehehe keep it to yourself....
  • CountRollo said on May 08, 2007....
    Ladies!! What a treat all your pics were, and completely unexpected. Each one of you, who's been kind enough to tease us, is absolutely gorgeous. Please carry on and on. Count Rollo
  • RollingC said on May 08, 2007....
    I second that expression.....  many thanks for revealing your beauty, it is indeed a treat.
    Rc
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 08, 2007....
    TY ALIEN.  ;) on behalf of the ladies. You paranoid horndog, you.
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 08, 2007....
    miss - how cute, winking with both eyes...?
     
    queen - we are one.
     
    song - sing it anytime, babe! There's a marshmallow I'f like to stick my poker through...
     
    zayda - I feel strangely happy that you are pleased
     
     
  • Zayda said on May 08, 2007....
    Strangely happy?!? ;p
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 08, 2007....
    Wow.  Just saw the lady in red.
     
    Amazing.
     
    Gorgeous. Stunning. WOW!!
     
     
  • Zayda said on May 08, 2007....
    Shhhh.....
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 08, 2007....
    Yes Queen...
     
     
    4
     
    Still the record?
     
     
  • Zayda said on May 08, 2007....
    BTW, TNP, you do put a girl to blush. ;)
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 08, 2007....
    ;)
     
     
    how sweet...
     
     
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 08, 2007....
    By the way, in case you guys were wondering about the shower scene they cut out of Spider-Man 3, here's a glimpse of it...
     
  • hunter_boyce_chandler said on May 08, 2007....

    Mr. TNP (poo).

    I have absolutely nothing to say about this vile cheap attempt at enhancing readership by encouraging many women to post revealing pics about themselves and therby causing a massive number of views from the hidden community of pre-pubescent boys of whom it appears you are a number.

    I studied each and every one of them at length sort of paranoid that I would find Mrs. HBC or maybe some of the people who have been an uplift to my own spirituality.  I did not find her but I am pretty sure she participated in some regard.

    I am stupified.  I find my self blathering incoherantly that a man I have alway admired for his wit and punctual turn of phrase would turn out to be a sex object (and a miniature one at that!).  How dare you sir.

    Now in keeping with my policy on non-commenting on any post of a sexual nature, I hereby have nothing to say at this juncture.

    HBC

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 08, 2007....
    then you really must check out this one
     
  • Zayda said on May 08, 2007....
    TNP--The "Spidey Shower Scene" one made me chuckle; thanks.
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 08, 2007....
    Hunter - can I call you "Stupified Jones" from now on?
  • hunter_boyce_chandler said on May 08, 2007....

    Oh you nasty nasty man.  Here I am not commenting again.  Since I've been kicked out of Christianity its hard to generate much righteous indignation.  Therefore I am generating unrighteous indignation and directing it at you buddy.

    Since as a reprobate every attempt at prayer completely backfires for me, I am hereby praying that you win the lotto.

    HBC

  • Zayda said on May 08, 2007....
    HBC and TNP--oh come now, you are both reprobates. 'Tis why we like you so much. ;)
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 08, 2007....
     
    this is for the girls, HBC....do not shock yourself silly.
     
     
  • Zayda said on May 08, 2007....
    *blinks*


    Wow, TNP....
  • hunter_boyce_chandler said on May 08, 2007....

    Why do you keep doing this Poo? You are upsetting me.  I liked you better when you were the seasoned academic that could not understand my odd sense of humour.

    We used to be friends, well coconspirators, well acquaintances, well people that sort of knew each other.  We had a friendship that was meant to span the decades, or years, or weeks, OK we never liked each other not one damn little bit.

    Are you willing to throw away such a strong relationship for the cheap vulgarities of increased readership?

    HBC

     

  • Zayda said on May 08, 2007....
    LOL. HBC, you crack me up. You and TNP both. I find that TNP's wit is still there, as is yours. ;)
  • hunter_boyce_chandler said on May 08, 2007....
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/hunter_boyce_chandler/490747178/

    Thousands of naked people embrace at Mexico City's main Zocalo plaza during the massive naked photo session with U.S. photographer Spencer Tunick the in the early hours of Sunday May 6, 2007. According to the organizers, almost 20 thousand people took off their clothes.(AP Photo/Dario Lopez-Mills)

     

    I just received this off the Associated Press livewire line.  You will note that the 10th Mexican ass from the right is none other than our infamous TheNakedProfessor (or Poo as he is delicately called by his fellow hairdressers.

     

    Shocking

    HBC

  • RollingC said on May 08, 2007....

    Were all those people attending a TNP seminar?  You mean that TNP is starting a cult ? A naked cult ?


  • queenparanoia said on May 09, 2007....
    damn.... nice pics once again... i'll beat that record!!! 
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 09, 2007....
    I have received a package from celestial...
     
    I am opening....
     
    back with report....
  • TestesGrrl said on May 09, 2007....
     
    ...and there's more if a gentleman asks nicely...
  • TriangularGirl said on May 09, 2007....
    TNP, I also do numbers other than 3. Can you tell which number I'm doing here?
     
     
     
     
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 09, 2007....
    All I know is that I want to see you do the number 8 !!!!
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 09, 2007....
    Rolling - my cult is known by many names, in many places, throughout the ages...and when I figure it out, I'll let you know...
  • azureast said on May 09, 2007....
    when i'm feeling blue i think of you
     
     
     
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 09, 2007....
    Um, it would appear that I have acquired a pair of celestial's used
    panties.
     
    They smell authentic.
     
    I will leave you hanging with the thought of the aforementioned promise...
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 09, 2007....

    rated XX

     

    the panties have arrived...

     

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/218/492003577_b182c16aa8_m.jpg

  • hunter_boyce_chandler said on May 09, 2007....

    You know buddy, the fact that you turned out to be just another skinny white guy puts an entirely different light on early discussions you and I had about racism and hateful racial slurs. 

    I gave you alot of slack because I thought you were speaking from within the minority and it turns out you were just another redneck cracker after all.

    Those early posts of yours that were sort of poetic now seem beastly and sort of Klan like.

    Top o the mornin 2 ya

    HBC

  • PeenkEyedDevil said on May 09, 2007....

    mmmm didnt the most esteemed prof say earlier that lighting is everything.. and a good photog can change the color of anything... looks can be deceptive 

    but that is a nice piece of equipment.

     

    TNP can i audit your course? i'll be in L.A. in about twelve hours...

     

  • queenparanoia said on May 10, 2007....
    8??? i'll try.... but i need more pics!!! 
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 10, 2007....

    Well, fronter, it’s obvious that you are going to keep jumping up and down in your nonexistent peanut gallery over there until I decisively hack you off at the knees. Although we bonded for unforgettable seconds when I went soft for a moment (a rare occurrence), I can’t let my climb to the top of the popularity list stop now!!! You’ve had it, popular-boy! Da Professa is on da move. As George Bush the 1st would say, "The Professor has got the Big Mo." And now, another infamous session where TNP destroys a mental adversary with a few flicks of his time-tested debating skills. Observe:

    hunter_boyce_chandler said…

    "…this vile cheap attempt at enhancing readership…"

    Readership? You think people are reading this post? Or that the ones attracted are enhancements? This is all for my own kinky pleasure. You just ticked ‘cause you didn’t think of it first! Naaaaa!

    "…by encouraging many women to post revealing pics about themselves…"

    Had I only known that they were so easily encouraged when I was a youth. I doubt Marvel Comics would be where they are today.

    "I studied each and every one of them at length…"

    "Studied." Harumph. Your "study" probably compares to Bill Clinton’s "experiment" with weed. Academize it all you want, the "length" was reportedly mediocre (source: Mrs. HBC). Next time you’re whacking off make sure the bathroom door is closed all the way.

    "…paranoid that I would find Mrs. HBC or maybe some of the people who have been an uplift to my own spirituality…"

    Oh you found them brother, you found them. And they lifted up more than your spirit. Don’t tell me that you missed identifying the fetching body of ALIENated’s alter-ego? And just who do you think "anonymous" is?

    "…I did not find her (Mrs. HBC) but I am pretty sure she participated in some regard."

    Mrs. HBC is coming up in our FOOT FETISH section. Ladies, start lining up those foot photos.

    "I am stupified. I find my self blathering incoherently…"

    Isn’t that what stupefied people do? And how exactly does one "find oneself" doing something? Were you sleep-blathering?

    "How dare you sir."

    Hello? It’s me!

    "Now in keeping with my policy on non-commenting on any post of a sexual nature, I hereby have nothing to say at this juncture."

    You can say that again.

  • Zayda said on May 10, 2007....
    [pokes TNP in the ribs]


    Do I have to punish you and HBC?
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 10, 2007....
    P - hmmm, that was 21 hours ago - so you've been in L.A. for 9 hours. It's 5:48 p.m. now...can you meet me at The Grove?
  • Bittch said on May 10, 2007....

     

    Yo! So it IS you, you little twerpfuck / wanna see a pix of your batard kid?!

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 10, 2007....
    Damn. My kid is a batardian? Bittch didn't look batardish to me.
  • RodSerling said on May 10, 2007....

     

    The conspicuous absence of the well-known horny ALIENated proves, in my twisted and twilit mind, that he is someone else who has already commented in here. Submitted for your agreement: he would never be able to sit out this post without multiple returns. Methinks he doth protest too much upon the alter of alternate personalities; for he, himself, has descended into the pits of pathological identity known as…The Duplicitous Zone.

  • Zayda said on May 10, 2007....
    Hey TNP--It's time for some celebrating; the semester is done for me; grades are submitted. So, if I put on my red dress, should we go out for a night on the town and some red, red wine? ;)
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 10, 2007....

    hunter_boyce_chandler said

    "Now in keeping with my policy on non-commenting on any post of a sexual nature…"

    Sexual? Who’s having sex in any of these pics? Hey, some people write erotica…some people ARE erotica. But you can call me Eros.

    These are merely erotic.

    Is that a banana in your pocket?

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 10, 2007....
    Zayda,
    You've got yourself a date, beautiful.
    Um, what town?
    ;*
    XOX
  • Zayda said on May 10, 2007....
    Ahh...TNP--You choose the town. ;)
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 10, 2007....
    Hmm...can you meet us at The Grove? (it's in L.A. next to historic Farmer's Market by Television City in Hollywood). You see, Peenk is on vacation and...
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 10, 2007....
    Yes, it's true - I'm one of those models forced by contract to stand in the doorway at Abercrombie & Fitch. And do my nipples ever get hard!
  • celestialspace2001 said on May 10, 2007....

    Celestialspace2001 will say:

    OMG – yes!!!

    Yes, fuck!!

    Go on…

    That’s not it yet…show the whole thing…every step…come on…come on…!

    BTW yes that’s really me and I wore them all day and slept in them after I masturbated thinking about you.

    They are dripped with me. Will you be breathing me when you spurt?

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 10, 2007....
    ....thinking of Zayda in the red dress...
    ...thinking of Zayda in the red dress...
    ...thinking of Zayda in that position in the red dress...
    ...thinking of Zayda without the red dress...
    ...thinking of Zayda...

    (is that a Haiku?)
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 10, 2007....
    Wow Z, I just imagined how cool it would have been to have had you up on the roof of The Grove with me on Tuesday night as the sun went down and Griffith Observatory and the Hollywood Hills were silhouetted against the orange curtain of fire burning across the horizon as a volcanic cloud of deep red ash poured eastward over Glendale. With you in the red dress in the foreground...what a shot!
  • Zayda said on May 10, 2007....
    TNP...ermmm..no that's not a haiku... it's more like free verse. ;)


    I know well where The Grove is. :)
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 10, 2007....

    See you at 9? We can meet at Barnes & Noble. What do you think? Science Fiction?
  • Zayda said on May 10, 2007....
    Ohhh...Science Fiction. Does that mean you'll read a passage to me?
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 10, 2007....
    Only if you're wearing red...
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 10, 2007....

    Will you know me with clothes on?
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 10, 2007....
    Okay Celestial....you instigator you...
  • Zayda said on May 10, 2007....
    Yes, yes, I would recognize you. How could I not. ;)
  • Zayda said on May 10, 2007....
    Oh and in regards to the roof of The Grove; you have a nice eye for the composition of a shot.
  • PeenkEyedDevil said on May 10, 2007....

    but TNP how will you know me... aside from the peenk eyes which arent really peenk at all.. but hazel.... i have not submitted my protfollio for your critique...i might have to stay after class..

  • queenparanoia said on May 11, 2007....
    zayda and tnp.... naughty naughty!!!
  • PeenkEyedDevil said on May 11, 2007....
    but you know good sir, i'm in no hurry... i'll be here for a week or so.. and i do have a few identifying marks that i wont post here....
     
    Peenk_
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 12, 2007....
    Zayda...I was in the science fiction section and I was carrying 3 books from another section that would be conspicuously out of place and instantly tip you off that it was me. But the only ladies in red were...not you. TNP
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 12, 2007....
    Can you guess what subject the books were?
    Peenk...check your email...
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 12, 2007....

    Queen...you think? I don't know if I'm lucky enough for the very elusive Zayda to grace me with naughtiness. It would be like dreaming. She's smart and gorgeous in two dimensions. In three? I shiver with anticipation...

    Hmmm, since Peenk and Zayda are both closing in on me, maybe we should make it a treasure hunt from Redondo to Manhattan Beach. Find The Naked Professor. The first one to pull him into the drum circle wins an all expenses paid tour of HBC Manor in the legendary bluegrass of Kentucky, where Hunter Boyce Chandler will bake a loaf of bread for each naked girl on his couch clothed only in his golden braids and eyepatch.

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 12, 2007....

    By the way, excuse me, but why does Hunter get to declare me "white?" With few exceptions, none of you have seen my face. And despite my average sized johnson (but we're only partially engorged here so far, you know) whiteness has not been established. (Two Jewish women who I slept with - seperately, years ago, coincidentally used the exact same phrase - "You have a beautiful cock." Is that some kind of way for Jewish women to be polite to their men?)

    Who else thinks I'm white?

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 12, 2007....

    by celestial requestial

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/213/493144632_1d28cdacd3_o.jpg

     

    Panties 2

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 12, 2007....

    closer...........

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/228/493144634_89cc418d85_m.jpg

    closer....

     

    Panties 3

    XXX

  • PeenkEyedDevil said on May 12, 2007....

    you know another important part of photography is timing.... and the way it affected the development of the picture.... well in the pre-digital age any way

    but timing is still verrry  critical to the development of things...

  • queenparanoia said on May 12, 2007....

    yehey!!! another pictures for my collection!!! woohooo!!!!

    now let me try and break that record TnP ;)

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 12, 2007....

    Go, Queen, go!

    Celestial: cast any spells yet?

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 12, 2007....

    Peenk....are things developing besides pictures?

     

    (note to self: pictures no longer require developing. Archive all jokes referencing the process)

  • PeenkEyedDevil said on May 12, 2007....
    lol some of us still use actual film in our cameras.. and develop the pictures ourselves... there is something satisfying about holding  a roll of ....film... in your hands.
  • celestialspace2001 said on May 12, 2007....
    TNP, I have cast several spells. But am waiting for the climax. Is this post about to reach the end? The "happy" end...?
  • merbly said on May 12, 2007....

    profes i guess u mess unless  you jes messin

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/211/491951019_2ec86769f1_o.jpg

     

     

     

     

     

    moisty chewwy slup

     

    warmsums

     

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 13, 2007....

    Well, after a dozen days of fetish folly, I sense this post slowing to a halt, to that point at which it solidifies into SoulCast history and is forevermore viewed without comment or addition.

    A happy ending has been called for. We're almost there. As Peenkie said, timing is everything as much as anything else is (!).

    Last call for guest babe photos...

    Oh, and thanks Merbly. That's a juicy shot......................

     

  • queenparanoia said on May 13, 2007....
    939 views??????????? whoa.... TnP does my 100th times viewing this counts???
     
    by the way. i had another 4 today! ;)
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 14, 2007....

    4 seems to be your peak - not a bad peak!!!!!!

    (All in a row, right?)

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 14, 2007....
    What do you think Peenk? Is the world ready for the money shot?
     
    Oh yeah, you're off on the cruise today so you may not be online...hope you're having a great time! It was very nice meeting you in person. I hope your people are satisfied that I'm not the Hillside Strangler 2 (assuming you made it back to your sister's safely - otherwise, the cops are looking for me right now!)
  • Zayda said on May 14, 2007....
    Well, you know, TNP, anticipation is a great thing. Just how long do you want to keep all the lovely women anticipating and their desire to see the money shot growing?
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 14, 2007....

    "money shot growing"

     

    ha ha

     

    Okay, this has to be done properly, so...

     

    WARNING:

    Anyone who is excessively sensitive to bodily fluids and sexually (beyond erotic) explicit depictions should not open any links following this comment that are posted by me.

     

    I worked long and hard to get to this point, and thankyou fluff girls who helped along the way...

     

    In my opinion, this is going to take a series of shots to complete the effect. As a bonus, I may conclude with a full shot of me in repose with a satisfied look and a cigarette...

    ...and special thanks to Erika, my "staff" assistant, for off-camera inspiration and advice...

     

    stand by...

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 14, 2007....

    money shot # 1 of 7

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/207/494553462_33ffb96199.jpg

     

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 14, 2007....

    By the way, Peenk, I hope you find that uncircumsized guy of your dreams... ;)

    (note to SoulCastians: Peenk and TNP met briefly in person due to a confluence of location on May 13. We had about an hour of good conversation and laughs but still do not know each other's real names - we were simply Peenk & The Naked Professor, only in 3 dimensions. We come from radically different backgrounds but have this place in common and it was a cool experience from my POV.)

     

  • celestialspace2001 said on May 14, 2007....
    Oooo you nasty bugger! Close-ups!!!!!!!
     
    Not to get intellectual, but I guess this really IS uncensored blogging...
     
    now we're cookin
  • queenparanoia said on May 14, 2007....
    yes 4 in a row. and with that picture.... oh fuck i'm going for 8!!!!!!!!!!! i want more!!!!!!
  • checkeredpast said on May 15, 2007....

    fuck nakedprofessor, you're driving me insane...this is me watching the slideshow i made of you...

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/229/499164528_5bbebbbbdc_o.jpg

    that last one has me dripping...

    - checkered

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 15, 2007....

    I think that response warrants the next installment...

    money shot # 2 of 7

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/193/499177314_f9cbd7c2bc_m.jpg

    queen, you're insatiable.

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 15, 2007....

    money shot # 3 of 7

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/197/499226891_ff425d97ab_m.jpg

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 15, 2007....
    I'm so glad that I've already established my intellectual credentials...
  • queenparanoia said on May 15, 2007....
    ok i want to try 8.... and with those recent pics...
  • PeenkEyedDevil said on May 15, 2007....

    I agree dear professor that it was a nice time. it is good to know that you are as cool irl as you are here. and i must say i did make it back safely and have been whisked away to sunny locations as yet unreached. btw cruieship internet is expensive!!!! i wish you all a good week i will post pics as soon as i develop them....

     

    and seeing as i won the treasure hunt i want my bread...LOL

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 15, 2007....
    Did I say bread? Or that I'd take you for a roll? I know how much you like the feel of a roll in your hands.
  • celestialspace2001 said on May 15, 2007....
    What??? You hooked up with Peenk??? NO FAIR! You didn't say you were REALLY doing that! I deserved first crack!!!!! I've been your loyal groupie since way before we knew you were an actual sex god. I hope you put on some "clothes" for that event!!!!
  • celestialspace2001 said on May 15, 2007....

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/206/500277043_f82888404c.jpg

     

    --- so there!

    ps - sorry about the guy in the background - just an ex...
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 15, 2007....
    Ahem - we did not "hook up." Although I was a complete gentleman and offered to make-out with the lady in order to ensure her of her desirablity and allure. She politely declined, a move I'm sure she came to regret later that night.
  • anonymous said on May 15, 2007....

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/227/499177320_071f518e51.jpg

    i'm one of the shy girls - you would know me ;)

  • PeenkEyedDevil said on May 16, 2007....

    Thank you again dear professor for defending my honor. and as a much as i might have liked to see your equipment in action, i ended up spending all night with that uncircumcised guy of my dreams.... as you so eloquently put it...... which is worth a thousand naked professors....no offense dear sir.

    but i was tempted even with you being fully dressed.....;o)

     

  • hunter_boyce_chandler said on May 16, 2007....

    I've got to hand it to you TNP.  I've never known any blogger who could keep up the multiple personality conversation as long as you can. You humble this coorespondent.

    I can't do it.  Every time I attempted it in the past it was so obvious that it was me that I just quit it. 

    Not to change the subject or anything.  Whatever happened to your vietnam post?  I wanted to hear your side of the story.

    HBC

  • RollingC said on May 16, 2007....
    Hey wait a minute....  multiple personalities means multiple orgasms...I mean each personality has the right to have at least one before having another ! After all...fair is fair you know. 
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 16, 2007....
    You think I'm Peenk?
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 16, 2007....

    Hunter, this is no time for pornus interruptus. Nice try, though. Not the first time a stinker like you has used war to distract us from sex.

    I asked for a certain number of responses on that post and didn't get them, so I figured there wasn't enough interest in the subject and I took a claymore and jammed it into the post for detonation.

    Okay, history will reveal it anyway so I might as well admit, I was Kim Novak's body double on the Bob Hope USO Tours from 71-74. I look pretty hot in a blonde wig.

    And now, back to our regular programming...

     

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 16, 2007....
    Rolling - see Queen on that subject...
  • StoneMaster said on May 16, 2007....

    Dudes and dudettes -
    Is it not all about the entertainment?
    I, for six, am entertained. I cannot speak for the rest of me.
    ..............
  • Zayda said on May 16, 2007....
    TNP, your interactions with Hunter and others continue to give me a good chuckle. Thanks.
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 16, 2007....
    But Z...I AM HUNTER!!
  • Zayda said on May 16, 2007....
    Hmmm...well, I know what Hunter looks like, so you are saying all those naked pictures are of the hippie with the hooker blonde hair? Funny, the coloring of the little hair we do see in those naked pics is not blonde, nor is it long, nor is it straight.


    I would believe you were nearly all the women who posted pictures before I would believe you were Hunter.
  • queenparanoia said on May 17, 2007....
    ahahahaha multiple orgasms..... i'm gotta try that again!!!
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 17, 2007....
    That's how good I am. - the humble Professor
  • JadedLondonBroil said on May 18, 2007....

    is it safe to come out and play now?

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/189/503022988_58ad3d1e7c_o.jpg

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/213/503022986_3045ecc150_o.jpg

    cuz here i come...
  • StoneMaster said on May 18, 2007....
    Okay my dear Professor, dude, you pusher, I'm addicted to this friggin post...i'm like on alert for when a new chick's moniker pops up in My Conversations on this post because it's practicly a guantee there's gonna be more nekkid ladies. Professor, i'm getting a chapped dick! Even lotion is not very helpful at this point. I'm sore all the time. Still i wait. I look. And damm if there isn't anouther one, you bloody bastardizer. If dicks could sue hands for abuse, my right fist would be declaring bancruptcy!!!!!!!
  • celestialspace2001 said on May 18, 2007....

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/231/503084621_36f093b5af_o.jpg

    you know where this is going, Naked?

  • anonymous said on May 18, 2007....

    cops an me decided to join our lovin ways...

     

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/220/503052352_39eaec9368_o.jpg

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/206/503052354_318be6d490_o.jpg

     

  • PeenkEyedDevil said on May 18, 2007....
    wow now i have been relagated to being someone elses personalities.. man that is harsh.. well i guess ill just have to post those pics of the cruise... and  i will gracefully bow out of this conversation..
     
  • RollingC said on May 18, 2007....
    I too am getting addicted to this madness of ogling beautiful naked women on this post.
    Yikes, every time I turn around some other beautiful babe has posted her naked pic.
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 18, 2007....

    Zayda - look in the mirror <<<>>>I AM YOU!!!!!

    Rolling - a little more than merely naked in some cases...

    Celestial - Yes I do - and you'd better not go there. Any further such threats and you'll be hearing from the firm of Dewey, Screwem & Howe about another kind of date - in court.

    Peenk - since the paranoia of August 6, 2006 everyone gets accused of being everytone else. Especially when ALIENated and hunter are hitting the bottle.
     
    See my post "What you are about to read is true. The names have been changed..."
  • Zayda said on May 19, 2007....
    TNP--Now really, don't you think one of me is more than enough? ;)

    Besides, are you sure you can handle being me?
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 19, 2007....

    As long as you aren't hearing voices when no one else is... But I can tell you this, if I could be you for an hour I sure would have some fun with myself.

  • MissMimi said on May 19, 2007....
    What a strange conversation... I am thoroughly confused. TNP, what did you say your name was again? Sybil? And you're Zee? But then that means that I told you, I mean Zee, about the time I... Oh, I am so embarrassed...


    [babbling in the corner]
  • RollingC said on May 19, 2007....
    This conversation is beginning to get confusing and I have to discuss it with the rest of me. 
  • sheemAfeM said on May 20, 2007....

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/189/505476674_053e4935e4_o.jpg

     

    Alright then gentlemen of the world, perhaps you are ready....

     

     

     

  • sheemAfeM said on May 20, 2007....

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/202/505476676_808e336202_o.jpg

     

    ....perhaps? Will anyone ask for more...?

     

     

  • celestialspace2001 said on May 20, 2007....

    But Professor...look what it did for Paris Hilton's career...

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/228/505476678_04f6801090_o.jpg

    don't you think it's time we exposed your little secret?

     

  • StoneMaster said on May 20, 2007....
    Isn't that his "little secret" on the previous pics? Or does he have a different nickname for it?
  • Bittch said on May 20, 2007....

    I'M NOT LETTIN YOU OFF THE HOOK YOU MF

    YOU PUT IT IN HERE AND HERES WHERE IT CAME OUT

    AND ITS COMIBNG TO GET YOU

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/222/505476688_eaec9f50a4_o.jpg

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 20, 2007....
    hunter thinks I'm white and peenk.
  • hunter_boyce_chandler said on May 20, 2007....
    Oh Poo....
    You said it best about a year ago.  Nothing in here is real.  These are well developed and sharply defined character's that a couple of talented writers are excersizing in the free world.
     
    No drama is real, no adversarial threat has any teeth, and no photograph is unavailable royalty free.
     
    Except of course me and sometimes you.  Everyone else is a figment of someones imagination.
    HBC
  • checkeredpast said on May 20, 2007....

    NakedProf,

    This is serious. I emailed you, if you didn't get it let me know because I am serious. Call me.

    I'm thinking about you...http://farm1.static.flickr.com/194/506636874_191b4b98a6_o.jpg

     

     

  • Zayda said on May 20, 2007....
    I'm not a figment of anyone's imagination.
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 20, 2007....
    You're several fragments of mine every day.
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 20, 2007....
    sheemA - ready???????????????? This post is more heated than Cam's underpants when he drops a fresh one in them during his nightly Vietnam flashback dream. Stock in DEPENDS is up 12 cents.
  • sheemAfeM said on May 20, 2007....
    you have to ask.....
  • RollingC said on May 20, 2007....
    sheemAfem.......

    Can I ask instead of TNP?

    Can I have more please?
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 21, 2007....

    money shot # 4 of 7

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/224/508725885_29418b0ca4_o.jpg

     

     

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 21, 2007....

    money shot # 5 of 7

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/208/508725879_c4aadf1cb8_o.jpg

  • queenparanoia said on May 22, 2007....
    after a few stressful days of studying.... thanks for the pics TnP!!!
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 22, 2007....
    You are welcome, o queen of the paranoid
  • Rochellaa said on May 22, 2007....

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/212/510207587_2b47eb3765_o.jpg

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/199/510207577_82a5d04c58_o.jpg

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/193/510207589_b8da2d2020_o.jpg

  • extraterrestrialchick said on May 22, 2007....

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/191/510267272_81fe491bbf_o.jpg

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/200/510267270_7cb612d840_o.jpg

  • psycheO said on May 22, 2007....

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/222/510267284_1a75ee2965_o.jpg

     

     

  • TheUndergroundEagle said on May 23, 2007....
    And the hits just keep on comin'....
  • RollingC said on May 23, 2007....
    Amen.....
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 23, 2007....
    "*sigh*"
  • queenparanoia said on May 23, 2007....
    hehehehe TnP.... more pictures please!!!
  • sheemAfeM said on May 24, 2007....
    We are supposed to get two more of the dollar pics, queen...and I await...TY Rolling for such attention...I tease, I cannot bare it all I'm afraid...too modest as for the other girls on here....unless, of course, there may be some persuasion...?
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 24, 2007....

    money shot # 6 of 7

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/205/511894358_0e62eb2165_o.jpg

     

     

  • celestialspace2001 said on May 24, 2007....

    ....ohhh nakieeee.....remember when....?

     

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/200/511941587_f9fde6df43_o.jpg

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 25, 2007....

    Forget religion: here is a link to "God" -

    http://www.soulcast.com/The_Naked_Professor/


    Happy Eternity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • queenparanoia said on May 25, 2007....
    want more pics!!!! ohmygod youre beatting my penis post!!!
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 25, 2007....
    I'm beating your penis post. That just sounds wrong.
  • queenparanoia said on May 25, 2007....
    hehehehe cuz yours is much more better!!! =)
  • Zayda said on May 28, 2007....
    TNP: I want to know about the bottle of wine in this shot.

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/224/480662926_9607d5d576.jpg


  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 29, 2007....
    Very well, but I'm a little busy at the moment....
  • SithBorg said on May 29, 2007....

    How fulfilling it is to see my prophecies unfolding. Reduced to a

     pornographic afterthought.

    The end cannot be far away.

  • PeenkEyedDevil said on May 30, 2007....
    ah Professor it seems things havent changed durring my hiatus... well not here anyway. but in my world they have...im half way glad i didnt give in to your tempting offer. oh well, thank you for the money shots btw.. theyre even better having met you..;o)
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 31, 2007....
    Zay, first of all, it was merlot...
  • Zayda said on May 31, 2007....
    Ahhh, merlot. I'm rather partial to merlot's myself.
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 31, 2007....
    I thought for just a few minutes that we crossed paths yesterday...alas, her beauty did not match yours upon closer inspection...
  • Zayda said on May 31, 2007....
    Hmmm...I'm sure she was far more beautiful, TNP. You have all those lovely California ladies at your disposal.
  • bamboogirl said on May 31, 2007....

    Professor, you have so many photos of naked people on this post. I can't believe it. I thought you were only joking! Is that really you naked? Do you have more where that gooey stuff came from? Do you really give classroom lectures that way? Can I enroll in your class? I have so many questions, sorry.......... Tee-hee!

  • doodlebug2u said on May 31, 2007....
    Can anyone view this like that other guy said ?  If so, perhaps he was right in what he said, I do not know.  But if a kid can see this, then you should be either ashamed, or prosecuted or both.
    Doodlebug. 
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Jun 01, 2007....

    Zayda: With the combination of that face and that mind, none are more beautiful. Equally beautiful, perhaps there are some. But "more beautiful?" Truly unlikely. And if so, what difference? The rare highest mountains all exceed the common plains…

     

    Cam: Thanks for the publicity. You’re either an undeveloped analyzer or an irresponsible publicity seeking jerk. Obviously you missed my disclaimers. "Over 18 only" and "sexual content" are clear warnings, and if photography is going to be placed in a special category apart from exposition, then perhaps SoulCast will be spared the turmoil jealous idiots like you would bring upon it if adult content – such as erotica and the use of words like "fuck" and "orgasm" – is to be considered a crime and punishable. But I can’t see why pictures are worse than words. If any children click in here it will most likely be because they saw your stupid post drawing attention to it. Maybe you should be prosecuted for contributing to the delinquency of minors. Any blog site publicized as "uncensored" should pretty much be considered an adult site. Now go whine about something else that’s in your underwear.

     

    Doodle: Don’t try to shame people, you loser. Read the post. It’s for grown-ups, not grown-outs. Go hang out with the crackers you came here with. Burn a book or something, make yourself feel better. And have fun dealing with the repercussions of your Flintsone child-rearing techniques. I’m certain that your children have acquired all the shame and self-loathing they can possibly handle. Or can’t, as the case may be.

     

     

     

     

  • SithBorg said on Jun 03, 2007....

     

    I chose a fortuitous moment to revisit this backwoods of the blogging universe. The controversy orbiting The Naked Professor gives life to a principle I espoused in an earlier post, whereupon I postulated the premise that persecution leads to prominence.

     

    Having followed the life of the post in question (The Naked Professor Shows His Credentials: ANATOMY 101 - this post) I note an increase in hits and subscribership to TNP since the appearance of CumBeDumb’s follow-up tirade against him called HEY LITTLE KIDS COME LOOK AT THE NAKED PROFESSOR SO WE CAN GET HIM LABELLED A PEDOPHILE SINCE TRYING TO LABEL HIM GAY BACKFIRED or whatever it’s called.

     

    TNP’s post is clearly a piece of entertainment contrived to engage weakened minds in a merry romp through a paradise of teasing tarts and vicarious fantasia. It starts innocently enough and, like the act of love itself, builds to a literal climax. Along the way we meet a hundred horny characters, some real, some fictitious. It is certain that TNP himself is the voice behind more of these than Eddie Murphy portrayed family members in “The Nutty Professor.”

     

    Like Dorothy trekking through the forests of Oz, TNP picks up familiar companions as the adventure continues. There’s grunter_choice_blander (“If I Wasn’t Such A Drip”), Zayduh (“Ding Dong The Bitch Gives Head”), and Pinkeyedevil (“We’re Off To Meet The Lizard”) who grant verisimilitude to the proceedings. All of the munchkins (from CreationistWoman to secretwife) chime in.

     

    Truly, the sight of sperm brimming from a penis head may shock the puritans, but it is how we got started. It’s amusing to see that with a mere act of complete masturbation, TNP has rocked the world of SoulCast complacency. It is the longest post I’ve ever seen with a beginning, a middle and an end.

     

    As some of you are aware, TNP is an ex-colleague of mine. While I consider him a national security threat, I know for a fact that he’s no gay pedophile. Were that the case, my marriage would still be intact.

     

    But find another negative label and try again. I suggest “mercenary.” Or “traitor.” Of course those have nothing to do with sex, thus stay beyond the experience of copsuidiot and company. I hate sloppy investigations and allegations based in pure desire and conjecture. This constitutes nothing more than random name-calling. There are plenty of real issues to nail him on. They don’t have to be confabulated.

     

    I do not detect a similar increase in popularity for CumBeDumb. He definitely needs to have more people care about picking on him, but it doesn’t work with him picking on other people.

     

    Please stop popularizing The Naked Professor. I know for a fact that he’s simply enjoying the hell out of it.

     

    This is nothing more than a First Amendment issue.

     

  • bamboogirl said on Jun 03, 2007....
    Oh, Mr. SithBorg, sir, do you pump iron? My Dad used to pump iron, and it was soooo sexxxxyyyy. Can you please post your pic too Mr. SithBorg sir?
  • hunter_boyce_chandler said on Jun 03, 2007....

    I agree Sith.  This is a First Amendment Issue.  I will forever support his or anybody elses right to thus behave.  That does not however constitue an endorsement of said practices.

    The fact that I do not hold prejudice against slime practitioners is something I am quite sure of.  Only an complete eggplant would conclude that anyone who is not completely in a flitter over these topics is somehow "Not Friendly Anymore."

    I have many friends who think Baking is an easy and simple task.  I just nod at their opinion and go one making my award winning bread, not the least bit perturbed. 

    HBC 

     

  • SithBorg said on Jun 05, 2007....
    BBG is beginning to sound like a classic jailbait trap.
  • RollingC said on Jun 05, 2007....
    I was having my doubts about it but now that you too mention it I think you're right.
    Rc
  • bamboogirl said on Jun 05, 2007....
    Mr SithBerg and Mr RollingCunt sirs, I may be a jailbait trap, but I sure am a very intelligent jailbait whose IQ is more than double than the combined IQ of the two of you. Not to mention my bigger arse-anal of cute curses. (Tee-hee, I hope I spelled that correctly again...) Try me on any topic.... quantum mechanics? thermodynamics? clit-piercing? anything... just try me. But I like it better if we just hold a contest on pillow-whacking. You boys know about pillow-whacking don't you? Tee-hee!
  • RollingC said on Jun 05, 2007....
    No insult intended just that you give the impression of being very young....and intelligent.
  • bamboogirl said on Jun 06, 2007....
    Ooooh, no problem there, you're still in my hottie list, Mr Rolling C sir! 

    And Mr RollingC sir, this agenda is so so urgent for me.... you and I have to agree that pillow-whacking together for world peace is lots better than throwing insults at each other. ... I love to do it under the sheets, btw, tee-hee!....

    And until you tell me now what C means, can I call you Mr RollingCannon sir???? I imagine you to be big and menacing like a cannon.... to young smart-ass jailbaits like me....Tee-hee!
  • RollingC said on Jun 06, 2007....
    Thanks for the compliment but I'm just your normal size guy.... and in life I've learned that the saying is true......it ain't what you got, it's how you use it.    :>)

    Rc
    Ps.....And yes I love to pillow fight under the sheets also...
  • bamboogirl said on Jun 06, 2007....
    So there. I have two signatories for this appeal I wrote, calling for a Soulcast-wide pillow fight in the name of world peace. My raging bull deity Mr ScytheBorg signed on flirst.... uh....firlst.... uh.....flirts.... uh....my, this keyboard is soooo baaaad today..... he signed on F I R S T. There I finally got the sp right....

    Then Mr RoaringCannon here is next, and he even wants to do it under the sheets like me....Tee-hee! I'm starting to have a huuuge crush on you too Mr RC.

    Who is next? Do I see King Cobra, Doctor Dan, Copsie, and Camsie, coming at me holding up their huge pens? Or is that "coming with me..."? Coming on me? My, my.... I knew in my heart you four are staunch pillow fighters for world peace too. Such huge pens you are holding up there, you naughty boys. You are ready to sign up too, I see...?

    Easy.... easy.... don't press too hard.... there ya go. Just be careful that you don't squirt your inks on my thin summer dress...Tee-hee!

    I knew it. There are still real men here who truly believe, as I do, that the penis mightier than the sword... Tee-hee!
  • queenparanoia said on Jun 06, 2007....
    hehehehe TnP your penis post is way more popular than mine!!!!
  • Zayda said on Jun 06, 2007....
    Oh, TNP, you still need to tell me more about that lovely bottle of merlot. ;)
  • anonymous said on Jun 07, 2007....
    Reduced verbosity and more glorious boobs'n'bits please! Dare I say TNP's blogsite is becoming boring?
  • RollingC said on Jun 07, 2007....
    Why are you anonymous in making a comment like that?
  • anonymous said on Jun 07, 2007....
    Didn't want anyone who knows me, to think I was only here to perv the Sheilas mate. However, as there's so much crap flying around, perving Sheilas is the enduring attraction,- sure as hell not interested in TNP's dick!  Even if I used my blogname, I would still be anonymous, so what's the difference? Alter, alter ego.
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Jun 07, 2007....

    (Indicating anonymous, above) Ladies & Gentlemen, Cam. (Applause & laughter.)

     

     

     

     

  • darkpearl said on Jun 12, 2007....

    ok  Nekid: I have no problems with people getting their jollies. But is there anyway to either move this post to another site or somehow block it from the underaged? I have grandkids who are computer junkies. And while I do monitor them while they are on the computer sometimes I get called away.  While I respect the fact that you are just having some adult fun, I hope you respect the fact, that trying to explain these pictures to kids isn't any fun.

    So if something can be done I would really appreciate it.

  • TheNakedProfessor said on Jun 12, 2007....
    I don't know. Is there?
  • darkpearl said on Jun 12, 2007....
    Hey you're talking to a luddite  :) I was hoping you or someone else here would know.  Perhaps if we took eachother off our reading lists that would solve the problem?
  • Zayda said on Jun 12, 2007....
    Darkpearl, there should be settings on your own computer that allow you to block this site (SC) and make it only accessible if a specific password is entered. Thus it would lock the site to your grandchildren and they wouldn't be able to access it so long as you close the browser when you get called away from your computer.
  • darkpearl said on Jun 12, 2007....

    ty Zatda

    but there are a number of problems with those blockers. I won't be on this particular post so  I think the best way is just to delete eachother from our reading lists and go the long way round to see  what each other is saying. but ty again.

  • Zayda said on Jun 12, 2007....
    You can also simply unsubscribe to this particular blog post. If you are getting email notifications that comments have been made to this particular post, then there is an option, in that email, to unsubscribe to this post.
  • RollingC said on Jun 12, 2007....
    The other option....as unsubscribing has not worked for me as I was still getting e-mail notification is to take the e-mail out of the profile.... or make another e-mail acct. somewhere else.   If you take out the e-mail from your profile page then you'd better not forget your password to log on.
  • darkpearl said on Jun 13, 2007....
    thanks Zayda and RollingC
    for your advice.  I thought I should also point out that anything posted on the net is fair game. The pictures that are being posted here can be used by anyone for any purpose and there is nothing that can be done about it. 
    well prof, please be kind enough to unsubscribe to me.  I will be checking in to see if you have presented any jewels for the other end of the body
    cheers. 
  • darkpearl said on Jun 13, 2007....
    hi naked,
    I think someone reported this post to the state attonery general's office, (have no idea who this is) it's on cam's blog  Controversy Surrounds SilverWhisper In Various Post
     
    good luck
  • darkpearl said on Jun 13, 2007....

    Cam has deleted my last comment and blocked me from his post. I know this is childish but it just plain pisses me off that he is misrepresenting my opinion.

    My last comment on his post was: "Why don't you all just grow up and get a life! TNP had done everything he can. There is hard core porn all over the net. Go report that!

     Cam :Delete and block that you son of a bitch!

  • Zayda said on Jun 13, 2007....
    darkpearl: i'm not surprised that he deleted your comment and blocked you.
  • darkpearl said on Jun 13, 2007....
    thanks Zayda I know I should just ignore it. But it was such a cowardly, dirty trick. I gave cam the benefit of the doubt, now I know better. have a good night Zay. I'm off to bed.
  • queenparanoia said on Jun 14, 2007....
    damn!!! i'm the 300th comment!!!
  • Zayda said on Jun 14, 2007....
    QP: You should ask TNP if you get a prize for being the 300th commenter. ;)
  • jiggerloversunite said on Jun 14, 2007....
    how do i mak a room ? jigger
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Jun 14, 2007....
    Yes, and to collect that prize she simply needs to be present. When are you coming to Hollywood, queen??
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Jun 14, 2007....
    money shot # 7 of 7 coming up....
  • queenparanoia said on Jun 14, 2007....
    hehehehehehehe where's my prize??? =) i hope its something naughty...=)
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Jun 15, 2007....
    Come on queen...get over here...
  • Zayda said on Jun 15, 2007....
    I wonder if QP will share TNP. ;)
  • queenparanoia said on Jun 16, 2007....
    hehehehehehe i will swim the oceans for you TnP....
  • RollingC said on Jun 16, 2007....
    And climb the mountains too?      :>)

    Rc
  • queenparanoia said on Jun 16, 2007....
    sure for TnP why not?♥♥♥
  • Expendable said on Jun 17, 2007....

    TNP? Your first shots are PG, not G.

    Personally, I don't see that the pictures you've linked is any worse than what others have written as erotica. Including the latter pics.

  • TheNakedProfessor said on Jun 18, 2007....

    Q - I'll meet you at the shore

     

    Ex - That's my thought on the subject, also

     

  • Nikkie said on Jun 25, 2007....

    hi professor, hope i'm not too late to the party

     

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1422/623953424_5268f76201_o.jpg

     

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1330/623953408_d159809437_o.jpg

     

     

  • TheNakedProfessor said on Jun 25, 2007....

    Apparently not...and I see that CamdaCop and the Attorney Admiral have disembarked...

    Did we win the war?

    Money shot # 7 of 7 coming up...

  • Nikkie said on Jun 25, 2007....
    oh good and btw you look yummy (ah the fantaseizures)
  • heathera said on Jun 25, 2007....

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1422/625462563_b4bb6be0f8_o.jpg

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1049/625462453_b12e3df304_o.jpg

     

    Dear People Of The Blog:

    WHo chooses to worship the goddess heathera? Bow down, slaves, and beg for more!!!!!

    links only, right???

    feeling downright kinky about this...ahhh, freedom

     

    must submit....submit...submit...

  • TheNakedProfessor said on Jun 26, 2007....
    Queen....my disclaimer says "NO VIRGINS ALLOWED" - can you get that taken care of please? Before the Attorney Admiral gets involved?
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Jun 26, 2007....

     

    money shot # 7 of 7

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1004/627985325_d63dd9f5d4_o.jpg

    a very full monty

  • TheNakedProfessor said on Jun 26, 2007....

     

    And now class, between the male and female bodies on display herein, are there any remaining anatomy questions that cannot be answered with further examination of the evidence provided?

     

  • WonderousWoman said on Jun 26, 2007....

     

    I'VE BEEN WAITING TO LEAVE THE BEST FOR LAST. WILL YOU CUT EVERYONE OFF AFTER ME, PLEASE?

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1026/628883864_a44ddc7ba4_o.jpg

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1298/628883390_2cc4519acf_o.jpg

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1359/628883296_bb7e34ec69_o.jpg

    OTHERWISE I'LL HAVE TO GO NUCLEAR AND  CAUSE HEART ATTACKS!!!

     

  • StoneMaster said on Jun 26, 2007....

    Unholy Mother Of A Religious Icon!!! They're at it again!!!!!!!! This post is going for the 3,000 mark - - - and that's just from me coming back repeatedly to whip it, whip it good...
  • Toree said on Jun 26, 2007....

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1078/628035659_246d445d8c_o.jpg

     

    I have this one and one other one that is really nasty...dare I? I don't want to be arrested and ravaged behind bars...?

  • StoneMaster said on Jun 26, 2007....

    Torree, I swear to you that if they lock you up I will come a-visiting very chance I get, I may even volunteer to occupy the cell with you as insurance against a future crime for which I might be busted - er - arrested.
    In other words...
    BRING ON DA NASTY!!!!!!!!
  • Toree said on Jun 26, 2007....

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1010/628901818_347f2ea7bc_o.jpg

     

    I'll hold you to it, Stoney. BTW the Professor has got my permish if he wants to special-FX a pic of himself cumming up behind me. I think I'd like to see that.

    lol ... and I've been such a good Catholic girl...

     

     

     

  • Zayda said on Jun 26, 2007....
    Oh, Celestialspace, I am now honored that our resident idiots now think I am you or you are me. :)
  • queenparanoia said on Jun 27, 2007....
    TnP: thanks for the pic!!!!!!!! shit!!!!!!!! i'm going for eight!!!!!!!! ehehehehhehe =)
     
    by the way that was the best of them all... =)
  • Irresistabelle said on Jun 27, 2007....

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1036/628028513_929c94806b_o.jpg

    oh god i feel so dirty

    can't believe i did this     lol

  • Bittch said on Jun 27, 2007....
    damn are you gonna call us or what??
  • sweetnessorange said on Jun 27, 2007....

    i came back bcuz i miss you...

     

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1173/628037289_ae835af582_o.jpg

  • sweetnessorange said on Jun 27, 2007....

    you know you can come up on this...

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1288/628037491_34e4da5665_o.jpg

     

     

  • TheNakedProfessor said on Jun 28, 2007....

     

    ...I can...and I did...

  • RollingC said on Jun 29, 2007....
    Yikes.... more and more.....
    my head is spinning....(both of them)
  • makefriends said on Jun 30, 2007....

    Wow!!!! is all I can say.

  • TheNakedProfessor said on Jun 30, 2007....

     

    Your Continued Attention Please:

     

    I just blocked and deleted one "Ecurb" whose self- description reads "I'm watching you" because he/she or it had really mean things to say about our party.

     

    This post has been around for almost 2 months at this writing. It's been written about, argued over, debated and wrenched-through by just about all the regulars It started the dominoe effect that resulted in the death of Copsunited (this thread can easily be traced through a dozen blogs).

    This is supposed to be a place of free expression. Rather than argue that business on my blog, argue it on your own. You, too, have the ability and "right" to post anything you want - UNDER YOUR OWN IDENTITY, buster, not under mine. YOU WILL NOT BLOGJACK THENAKEDPROFESSOR.

     

    Disclaimers are on each revealing picture and everyone knows what's going on here on THIS PARTICULAR POST of the TNP blog.

     

    Your personal attacks are the kind not tolerated by SC, as demonstrated in their recent lock-out of Copsunited's account.

     

    After taking it for 300+ comments and leaving several negative remarks just for the record and letting everyone - EVERYONE - have their say at least once until they got repetitive and tried to hijack the post, I'm deleting anything that shows up just to point a finger at the activity ON THIS POST.

     

    I suggest that my critics read at least 3 of the posts predceding this one in my list of works.

     

    The dripping, squirting, gushing seman really does effect suceptible bipeds. Amazing, this 21st century!

     

  • DoraTheExplorable said on Jun 30, 2007....

    when you said dripping - squirting - gushing - you got so excited you misspelled "semen"....

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1322/628895612_90ac6861ac_o.jpg

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1184/628896042_31a021f435_o.jpg

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1296/628895418_e79dcc07fc_o.jpg

    ;)

  • silverwhisper said on Jun 30, 2007....
    TNP: some people are just abominably stupid.

    ed
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Jul 01, 2007....

    Here’s a modestly simple proposal: let’s think of each individual blog site as our own house. When you visit one of my posts, you’re in a room in my home.

     

    Even the rudest among us would be reticent to shout a person down in their own home. Most of us behave ourselves when visiting someone else’s home, even if we don’t like them.

     

    Of course, in my own house I’ll feel free to say and do whatever I want to, including running round naked.

     

    If you’re not having enough neighbors drop by your place, make more social calls and behave yourself so they’ll want to visit your house.

     

    But please do not vandalize my house, do a home invasion, crash my party or trespass uninvited.

  • Zayda said on Jul 01, 2007....
    But, but, I thought I had a standing invitation to crash your parties. :(


    In all seriousness, I understand what you mean, TNP.
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Jul 01, 2007....

     

    Your appearance would never be considered a crash. More like the highlight!

     

     

  • Ecurb said on Jul 02, 2007....
    Hey Prof, take a deep breath, count to 10 and accept my apology OK? I used my so-called free expression thing as stated by you and seem to have got the cold shoulder. Anyway, I said my say, but if I offended you, then I am sorry. Till later Ecurb
  • desdemona said on Jul 15, 2007....

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1149/628896452_14b971e500_o.jpg

     

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1050/628896662_aa493b59c3_o.jpg

     

    Hi Professor and all. I'm desdemona. I must say that this controversial post has had my attention for some time. After much consideration, I'm coming into the fray. It's all good sport, and quite educational.

     

  • RollingC said on Jul 15, 2007....
    And yet the hits keep on coming......  yeeaaah !
    Rc
  • queenparanoia said on Jul 15, 2007....
    youre dick is still famous than my dick... =)
  • E_Eyes said on Jul 16, 2007....
    Just watching.
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Jul 16, 2007....
    What do you mean "just?" Everyone knows (who knows about QP) has accepted the idea that the observer always effects the outcome of the observed or observation. Even if it's only in his own vigilante head.
  • mothermary said on Jul 16, 2007....

     

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1043/628890454_5ac5e8b039_o.jpg

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1043/628890454_5ac5e8b039_o.jpg

    no more for freesies...hee hee

  • mothermary said on Jul 16, 2007....

     

    okay so i'm blonde - i posted the same one twice. so one more freebie...

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1374/628024335_5437b0a495_o.jpg

  • queenparanoia said on Jul 17, 2007....

    hehehehhehe ;)

    hey can you post more TnP??? =)

  • TheNakedProfessor said on Jul 17, 2007....

     

    jeez queen - what part of me haven't you seen????

     

     

  • queenparanoia said on Jul 18, 2007....
    umm.... your face? ;)
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Jul 18, 2007....

     

    Exactly!

    Here:

    :QP

    HEY, I look kinda like you! (QP)

     

     

     

  • queenparanoia said on Jul 19, 2007....
    hehehhehe. anyway i had 4 last night... i was doing it while looking at your pics!!! =)
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Jul 19, 2007....

     

    ;)

     

     

  • alicat19 said on Jul 19, 2007....

    Oh. 

    **fans self*

    I'd post my pics, but I'm not nearly as attractive.  I'm rather kind of dumpy actually.

  • Temptationa said on Jul 20, 2007....

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1118/862722376_dab738cbea_o.jpg

    Professor, please write to me....

    nakedknightdream@yahoo.com

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1043/862722352_9545c82595_o.jpg

  • Tona said on Jul 20, 2007....

     

    Okay, here we goooooooooooooo...

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1429/862722386_662260fe08_o.jpg

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1366/862722378_d2fa4987cf_o.jpg

  • Taxotica said on Jul 20, 2007....

     

    and i thought that the party was ovre - not really, huh?

     

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1256/862718558_47122374bb_o.jpg

     

  • ScarlettOHair said on Jul 20, 2007....

    dear professor of nakedness,

    you are a naughty instructor - it's teachers like you who get students

    in trouble - you've led the girl next door astray!! i'm so humiliated - i'm going to orgasm the minute I submit.....

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1267/862718528_1d1e154479_o.jpg

    ohhhh.......http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1015/862718530_fd05454c26_o.jpg

     

  • sashashasa said on Jul 20, 2007....

     

    i'M froM russiA...looking for my soul-partner...answer me here...

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1375/862713776_26a528c71b_o.jpg

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1357/862713784_e071063a7b_o.jpg

     

  • sashashasa said on Jul 20, 2007....
    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1011/862713880_0800054275_o.jpg
  • RollingC said on Jul 21, 2007....
    And the hits just keep on coming..... Amen.....
  • draconia said on Jul 22, 2007....

    hello

    i would luv to participate

    i understand you're a producer

    i would luv to send you my resume

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1036/862701076_5782a59ea0_o.jpg

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1262/862701078_289b3e6a93_o.jpg

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1428/861845147_d8d49a7055_o.jpg

     

  • roSeita said on Jul 22, 2007....

    I can be a great friend, I can be a bad foe

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1045/862713610_3565162c59_o.jpg

    I can be the most sensual creature you know

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1004/861848613_f81fa4ee4d_o.jpg

    Peel back the layers and treasures you'll find

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1200/862713726_9eccb81619_o.jpg

    Fantasies wanting? Don't leave me behind...

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1356/862713770_5613ee93fe_o.jpg

    kisses / roSeita...

     

     

  • TheNakedProfessor said on Jul 22, 2007....

     

    draconia - yes, let's get my casting couch on your resume ASAP

     

    roSeita - thanks for the fantasies

     

    Hmmm....another lady in a red dress!!!!!!

     

     

  • queenparanoia said on Jul 23, 2007....
    can't believe your cock is so famous... =)
  • lizzette said on Jul 27, 2007....

    i'm more of an emerald empress myself...

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1237/861848587_0edfefb8c5_o.jpg

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1263/861848533_79cab2be21_o.jpg

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1072/861845193_6f5a4acb45_o.jpg

     

  • GERTHA said on Jul 27, 2007....

    MOVE OVER, YOU DAINTY LITTLE THINGS.
    HERE'S THE WOMAN FOR YOU< PROFESSOR.

    MEASED TO PLEAT YOU     8OD

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1277/861845189_ebc19dc731_o.jpg

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1082/861845185_266de2e3f5_o.jpg

     

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1059/861845179_cce25d4a40_o.jpg

     

     

    GERTH

  • TheNakedProfessor said on Jul 27, 2007....

     

    You ladies are making it impossible to relax completely.

    I'm going for a walk...

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1186/628861594_502dfd2740_o.jpg

     

  • ScarlettOHair said on Jul 30, 2007....
    ...awaits proposition from prof...
  • marni said on Aug 01, 2007....

    these are professional, but i'm not  ;)

     

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1222/861848605_ade22dc5e5_o.jpg

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1015/861848603_57ff8b1f31_o.jpg

     

  • queenparanoia said on Aug 02, 2007....
    3422 views.... 370 comments... damn!!!!
  • TheUndergroundEagle said on Aug 11, 2007....

    Maybe I missed it somewhere in here, but weren't we promised a foot fetish section?
  • desdemona said on Aug 11, 2007....
    Are you kidding? a review will take days. At last count i tallied over 45 women's pics and that was awhile back. Meanwhile who knows how many prof pics. I'm with Zayda, I want a shoulder section. Feet freak me out. Am I alone on this?
  • RollingC said on Aug 12, 2007....
    Why choose ?  Lets have another review from different angles and positions ladies.  :>)
  • harriedpsychmajor said on Aug 19, 2007....
    Sheem and WonderousWoman are my favorites so far.

    TNP: Those photos are, in a strictly artistic sense, very well-done.
  • sharonjasmine said on Aug 21, 2007....

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1382/862718544_c177d323b8_o.jpg

    please check your messages ;)

  • Zayda said on Aug 22, 2007....
    Desdemona--Feet don't freek me out, but I prefer shoulders. I just have a thing for them. :)
  • desdemona said on Aug 23, 2007....

    Good shoulders are hard to beat.

     

    I also like good buns and calves.

     

    We sound like butchers!

     

  • Zayda said on Aug 23, 2007....
    Hmmm....if we're butchers, does that mean we get to carve up TNP amongst ourselves?


    or perhaps we should keep him whole; he's probably more fun that way. ;)
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Aug 24, 2007....

     

    ....Why am I imaging that movie Boxing Helena?

     

    .....or that scene from The Last King Of Scotland where they relocated the limbs of Idi's wife?

     

    ....let's stay away from violence and stick to sex!

     

    and BTW thankyou Sharonjasmine... you too ;)

     

     

  • Lucytorial said on Aug 25, 2007....
    Okay so I am totally confused, wide eyed and well speachless... I cannot believe I missed this in the first place but then... I really am Quite confused...
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Aug 27, 2007....

     

    I can't believe that you missed not only this but all of the subsequent posts written by numerous others about it!!!

     

    Were you in hibernation?

     

  • Lucytorial said on Aug 28, 2007....
    Yes I think I was, either that or I was caught up in my own little photo mania, of which I frequently do..... artist model, years of it, not including the fact I am my artist husbands model for his erotic angels.... and I have already shown everyone there is to know here anyway...

    Seriously though I still can't believe I did miss it...  not so much the pics but the reason
  • HoleInTheCosmos said on Aug 29, 2007....

     

    Like the universe, this post keeps expanding...

     

  • TheNakedProfessor said on Aug 31, 2007....

     

    Wow, Cam is still carrying on about all this. What an unbelievably stubborn ass - and that's a compliment at this point. He may be suffering from mental illness.

     

    I wish CamdaCop were honest enough to admit that he openly solicited me as an underage girl on my blog, and I deleted it.

     

    Or maybe it was the real police trying to find out if he really IS nuts.

     

     

     

  • queenparanoia said on Sep 02, 2007....
    ive been gone for a few days and 4681 views already?????
     
    damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =)
  • sheemAfeM said on Sep 05, 2007....
    Not so bad - I got three marriage proposals so far from this post!! LOL!!
  • micherae said on Sep 05, 2007....

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1097/862718554_ae22d4c294_o.jpg

     

  • trebleclef said on Sep 10, 2007....

     

    I'm in

    Revealing

    I'm here

    Barely concealing

    I'm where

    Lookers are stealing

    I looked

    And I've been squealing

    Too bold

    These lips are sealing...

     

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1206/861845177_d37ab36a0e_o.jpg

     

  • TheUndergroundEagle said on Sep 20, 2007....
    Damn, Ms Trebleclef .... would you mind doing that again with fewer props???
  • mOOn_platOOn said on Sep 21, 2007....

     

    TNP

    I thought it appropriate to post this link for the most revealing look of all...

    http://www.soulcast.com/post/show/85506/Everybody-On-The-SoulCast-Block%3A-WAS-DANCIN%E2%80%99-TO-THE-JAILHOUSE-COCK%21

     

    Just for the record.

    - OO

     

  • trebleclef said on Sep 24, 2007....

    U E

    Look 'n see

    Sorry tho

    That's all you get for free

     

    ;)

     

  • TheNakedProfessor said on Sep 28, 2007....

     

    WTF? 8,486 views?????

     

    Queen, you simply must stop this, you're wearing out my post. (heh)

     

     

  • queenparanoia said on Sep 28, 2007....
    ehehehehehehhe maybe i hould post my boobs or something??? LOL!!! by the way the 5,000 views is me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =)
  • unique1 said on Oct 01, 2007....

     

    go ahead queen, it don't hurt - - - and thanks you boys for all the lovely messages and thoughts - - -

     

  • queenparanoia said on Oct 02, 2007....
    sorry unique.. i can't do that... =( but your photos were grea though... =)
  • sheemAfeM said on Oct 02, 2007....

     

    thank you, harried ! ! !

    u r sweet

     

  • TheNakedProfessor said on Oct 13, 2007....

     

     

    Anyone else like doing it in near zero-gravity?

     

    http://www.soulcast.com/post/show/39192/Sex%2C-Spooks-%26-The-Space-Station%3A-What%27s-Up-With-Orbital-Orgasms

     

    ...Beaming up...

     

     

  • mOOn_platOOn said on Oct 31, 2007....

     

    Wow, Professor, see what happens when I handle your PR? Now you've got the 3rd most viewed post of all time on SoulCast.

     

    My e-bill is in your inbox.

     

     

  • sheemAfeM said on Nov 26, 2007....

     

    Well. I didn't know such publicity was coming. I think I am the honor of the 400th comment and you got almost 24,000 views here... I wonder if it's the penis or the pussy, or brilliant combo of both? Where are you TNP? No new posting since June. You still in jail darling??? Luv, sheeMa

     

     

  • TheNakedProfessor said on Dec 01, 2007....

     

    I'm right here...

     

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1347/1448072466_206dc4acea_o.jpg

     

    ...where are you?

     

     

  • Zayda said on Dec 01, 2007....
    TNP: I miss your posts. :)
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Dec 01, 2007....

     

    It's hard getting quality time on the jailhouse laptop...

    It all comes down to whose lap you're topping...

     

  • queenparanoia said on Dec 02, 2007....
    TnP: awww thanks for that pic... =)
  • Kirkla said on Dec 03, 2007....
    Ooookay
     
    new here - intrigued by this sexy professor - but cannot bring myself to join in the intimacy without some assurances and encouragement - although I am a natural showoff! -
     
     
    well, it's a start...
     
     
  • CountRollo said on Dec 03, 2007....
    Jeez Miss Kirkla, What a stunner,- you're gorgeous. Rollo
  • Kirkla said on Dec 03, 2007....
    TY Count... maybe I'll post another...
  • Kirkla said on Dec 04, 2007....

    ...a more casual moment...

    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2383/2086700713_fa5c4c10f1_o.jpg

    BTW professor, omg...

    /         \

    (o)   (o)

         U

    {~ 0 ~}

    .....grrrrrrrrrrrr

     

  • RollingC said on Dec 05, 2007....
    You are beautiful Kirka....that look in your second photo is very intriguing......you are a good looker girl.  :>)
    Rc 
  • queenparanoia said on Dec 05, 2007....
    Kirka: youre pretty... =)
  • celestialspace2001 said on Dec 10, 2007....

    26,000 views???????????????????? Jeez Professor please remove my pics. I had no idea this thing was going to stay up so loooooooooooooooong or start getting famous. Take me down, please. I AM SERIOUS!

     

  • queenparanoia said on Dec 10, 2007....

    hehehehehehhe i'm the 25,000 views... =)

  • strange~~~visitor said on Dec 19, 2007....
    it's a mystery
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Dec 29, 2007....

    ...stirring...

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1416/1448072528_4bdeb11143_o.jpg

     

     

     

  • Kirkla said on Dec 29, 2007....

     

    ooookay, professor....you win....

     

    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2081/2146791541_72beaa7e20_o.jpg

     

     

  • queenparanoia said on Dec 30, 2007....
    hehehehehehe TnP... it's growing!!!! the views i mean.... =)
  • desdemona said on Dec 30, 2007....
    hee hee
  • Bittch said on Jan 05, 2008....
    lovely ass there Kirkla...your makin me bi-curious LOL...
  • lizzette said on Jan 08, 2008....

     

    ...cumming out of the faceless closet!!!!!!!...

    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2400/2146783435_6dcd6b6db0_o.jpg

     

    ... I'm a good girl, really!!!!!! LOL

     

  • StoneMaster said on Jan 12, 2008....
    Appropriately, mine is comment number 420. Some of you may not recognize the significance of this number in our history, so here is a brief recap. 420 is the number of actual Spartans that perished, not 300. 420 was the address of Julius Caesar's uncle, the one who invented pizza. There were 420 boxes of tea at the Boston Tea Party that went into the river, and our most successful serial killer has 420 victims. And it was of course 4:20 pm one afternoon in the year 420 BC when a Mayan lit the first joint and said the Mayan equivalent of "Whoa -! Now this is some BAD SHIT!"
  • sweetnessorange said on Jan 18, 2008....
    damn professsor i had a real detail dream about you an i woke up ALL WET!!! so a girl can hav a WET DREAM!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • unique1 said on Jan 28, 2008....
    ....okay, need to put up my latest...
  • Ciaran said on Feb 10, 2008....
    My my my.  What a hottie you are Naked Professor
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Feb 11, 2008....
    Why thankyou, Cia
  • sheemAfeM said on Feb 17, 2008....
    my god i'm still gettingf messages from this post!!!!!
  • RollingC said on Feb 18, 2008....
    Well Sheem....you are a looker you know....and a sexy one at that....you also have that look of class about you.   :^)
    Rc
  • sheemAfeM said on Feb 19, 2008....

    a gentleman as always, RC - ty

     

  • Siren said on Mar 04, 2008....
    Oh my, oh my.

    **fans self**
  • Irish-Eyes said on Mar 04, 2008....
    Well at least we know ye aren't fully of blarney, Naked.

    simply scrumptious.
  • detectivedestiny said on Mar 05, 2008....
    Hot Stuff, Naked Prof, hot stuff!
  • anonymous said on Mar 07, 2008....
    professor you have a beautiful cock.
  • secretary said on Mar 07, 2008....

     

    hey pimp, wanna check out
    how you and your wife zayda die?

     

    http://www.soulcast.com/post/show/117145/Anti-theNakedProfessor


    http://www.soulcast.com/post/show/117276/Anti-Zayda



    keep fucking, you naked shit!

     

     

     

     

    --the secretary of Truth

  • TheNakedProfessor said on Mar 07, 2008....

     

    Wow!  A tribute blog from the emissary of the Prince of Peace! Now I know I am worthy. And I get to marry Zayda, too? So there is the possibility of Heaven on Earth!!!

     

    Thanks for the publicity. It's not doing too well yet though, is it? You know, it's almost like you're fixated on me though. Remember, there's a thin line between fandom and stalkerhood.

     

    Gee, I have my own Anti-TNP....kind of like the mirror universe in Star Trek!

     

  • anonymous said on Mar 10, 2008....

    lol - Prof this secretary is insane. He claims it took him 10 minutes to compile a complete catalgoue and critique of all of your posts - did you see that thing?? He has studied you like he was prepping to write a thesis on The Universe &TheNakedProfessor. It took him a day if a minute.It amazes me how these guys who seem to hate you end up publicizing you even more because you have the best sense of humor!In the end he's just ranting biblical scoldings at everyone he decides is a sinner. I'd delete his BS if I were you.

     

  • RollingC said on Mar 10, 2008....
        Wow.....And yet another one comes out of the woodwork.   Yeah, well....his Bible quotes leave something to be desired. I went to the link and read his blog and I'm not sure if he's reading the same Bible that I'm reading.
    Ps... How did Zayda get into the fray?  Who's next, me?
    Rc
  • Dreamknightx said on Mar 10, 2008....
    I think secretary is just an "angry" version of a more normally reasonable bible-thumper - I have my suspicions.... kind of the "bad" cop to an alt "good" cop. Too familiar with TheNaked to be a newbie. He wrote a friggin' term paper on TNP!!
  • silverwhisper said on Mar 11, 2008....
    it's an obvious case of stupid.

    ed
  • Zayda said on Mar 11, 2008....
    TNP: So, where are we honeymooning? ;)
  • celestialspace2001 said on Mar 12, 2008....

    As soon as we get back from Hawaii...

     

    {o

              B        )

    {o

     

     

  • Spazzmodius said on Apr 28, 2008....
    Professor, is it true that you are the root of all evil?
  • rustydiamond said on May 03, 2008....
    i heard a lot of talk about this post,and i just had to check it out. i wasn't brave enough to click on the links, but i thought the comments interesting.  i have been reading your other posts, and they are well written as well as interesting.
  • mOOn_platOOn said on May 05, 2008....

     

    Amazing. One year later and this post is still in play. How many hits does it actually have once you subtract queenparanoia's?

     

  • Lucytorial said on May 05, 2008....
    mwaahahahaaa exactly, I think queenie deserves an award for making TNP so damn popular!

    how you doing mOOn?
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 05, 2008....

     

    Zayda - under your red dress

    Spazz - no, that would be ALIENated

    rusty - thanks, and never click on a link you don't think you can handle yourself on...er...

    mOOn - about 12

    lucy - yes I'm hiring queen to be on my publicity team, if I can just get her to get along with cam...

     

  • queenparanoia said on May 05, 2008....

    hahahahahah me get along with cam???? whahahahahahahahahahahahah

    luv yah TnP♥♥♥

  • DaddysLittleSlut said on May 24, 2008....

    I think your photos are really nice artistically and its just amazing that there are so many beautiful bodies out there. Just when i start feeling ok about my BBW bod, i look at all these bods and wonder how i ever get laid. - cool post though sorry you have to take so much shit for it.

    dls

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 24, 2008....

     

    Appreciated.

     

    In my observations, there appears to be several somebodies for nearly everybody.

     

    Powerful Mutual Attraction (PMA) is rare for everybody (at least away from the photos and in the 3-dimensional world)...

     

     

     

  • sweetnessorange said on Jun 13, 2008....
    mine still is for you
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Jul 05, 2008....

    ...moody...

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1351/1447220029_eb39551d7f_o.jpg

     

     

  • queenparanoia said on Jul 05, 2008....
    hehehehehe i like... =)
  • unique1 said on Jul 12, 2008....
    i wanna lik those abs baby
  • cricketsoda said on Jul 27, 2008....
    Nice butt!

    Seriously.
  • silverwhisper said on Jul 28, 2008....
    cricketsoda--where've you been, man?!

    ed
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Jul 28, 2008....

     

    On behalf of all those whose butt you might be referring to - thanks.

     

  • sweetnessorange said on Sep 09, 2008....

    professer i was wondering how long is your dick in ths pic?

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1004/627985325_d63dd9f5d4_o.jpg

    did you measure ? it look sooooooooooooo hard!!!!

     

  • queenparanoia said on Sep 10, 2008....
    oh wow sweetness... thanks for posting the pic... ;-)
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Sep 10, 2008....

     

    The precise measurement of this particular moment was not made, however when measured at the moment just prior to ejaculation in the past, at that moment when the rim becomes rock solid and emissions are showing, it was approximately 6 and 1/3 inches from base (balls) to tip.

    Measurement of girth was not made.

     

  • Spazzmodius said on Sep 15, 2008....
    ..... gah .... gla ....eeep .... uhhhh.... whew!
  • MYLF said on Sep 16, 2008....
    i spent 3 hours in this friggin' post lolololol
  • queenparanoia said on Sep 16, 2008....
    and the views keeps on rolling... ;-)
  • RollingC said on Sep 16, 2008....

    Common Ladies....let's do an encore.  Let's take it from the top if you will.....  :^)

    Rc

  • sheemAfeM said on Oct 01, 2008....

    My goodness, rollingC, you are insatiable. But I simply haven't got the nerve to show it all. Do what my nephew does with girls in magazines he wants to see naked....trace around my picture and make a drawing of my form and then fill in the blanks. Jeeeez this post will never go away!!!!!!!

  • RollingC said on Oct 01, 2008....
    Now that....would be cheating.  !!    One does not do that with beauties like you.  :^)

    Rc
  • asianYellow said on Dec 18, 2008....

    i hope i have submitted properly.

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3249/3119703308_ec0947e398_o.jpg

    do you approve?

  • XxxmasGirl said on Dec 18, 2008....

    LOL Yellow you beat me!!!!!!! lol - anyway MERRY XXXMAS EVERY BODY!!<<

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3131/3119703340_e9e53e47f0_o.jpg

  • blondbabe said on Dec 18, 2008....

    bitches it ain't whose first its whose best)))))))))Lol you guys are chicken!!!!

     

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3096/3119703326_1b92551c8d_o.jpg

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3215/3119703332_0cd04aa238_o.jpg

     

  • glowbuns said on Dec 18, 2008....
    talk talk talk http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3265/3119703352_be2ca99858_o.jpg hey professor prove it's you - i want to see a pic of your dick with a christmas tree and no photoshopping...
  • StoneMaster said on Jan 10, 2009....
    drrroooooooooooooooooooooool
  • SamDiego said on Apr 29, 2009....
    Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee HAAAWWWWW!!!
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Apr 29, 2009....

    Indeed.

     

     

     

  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 02, 2009....
    Well, well - the TWO YEAR anniversary of my most notorious post. A toast to all who enter. Cheers.
  • queenparanoia said on May 03, 2009....
    cheers TnP!!!!
  • mOOn_platOOn said on May 03, 2009....

    O

    Here, here. {Lifts glass}

    O

  • Spazzmodius said on May 15, 2009....
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  • RollingC said on May 16, 2009....
    Cheers Professor....* lifts glass *
  • sheemAfeM said on Jun 27, 2009....
    so....is the world ready for my complete revelation? So much has changed since the birth of this post.... a black president, a dead king of pop .... I think the world is now ready...
  • RollingC said on Jun 27, 2009....
    Finally....Sheems complete revelation....   :^)      Rc
  • unique1 said on Jul 19, 2009....
    i cant beleeve i am still here lolllll
  • UnicornForm said on Aug 12, 2009....
    cheers, yet i never got to see no naked professor..:(
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Aug 13, 2009....
    But I'm still here for your titillation, pun intended. Did you scroll through the mass of comments. Photo links are scattered throughout. Please add yours ASAP.

    TNP
  • queenparanoia said on Aug 13, 2009....

    TnP: i cant believe people still comment on your post...  well who can beat the proffessor???

     

    the queen... :-)

  • UnicornForm said on Aug 14, 2009....
    ha I got my naked fix. I dont thnk i will add mine. I might oneday if i become play boy, k?
  • Kilgore_V_Trout said on Aug 29, 2009....
    ....Too much for an old man's heart (and other organs)....
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