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Never a dull fucking moment. Contact at last.

NotTheOfficeWhore posted on Apr 29, 2007 | views: 733 | Tags: Fucking coward, jerk, you really get some crap, Loser, ladies, gengren, Asshole already got the milk, shithead
So, I don't know if he hasn't yet read my email, or if he's pretending he hasn't, but he just texted me and this is how our text conversation went:
 
Him: Hey Chickie. How are you?  You never call, you don't text.  Did you sprain your dialing/texting finger?  Oh my god...say it isn't so.
 
Me: Are you joking?
 
Him: Should I be?
 
Me: Well, it was you who said you'd call Wed when sober.  It's Sunday and I'm...I don't even know what I am.
 
Him: Would you believe I have not been sober for months?
 
Me: Yes, and it has made you not so nice.
 
Him: Umm you are supposed to say no.  Then I say...would you believe all week?
 
Me: It's not an excuse for your behavior.
 
Him: Do I need an excuse for being myself?
 
Me: No. But for not being very nice to me?  Yes.
 
Him: No excuses. But I apologize for being mean to you.
 
Me:  Thank you.
 
Him: You're welcome.
 
I didn't text him back.  Fuck him.  Are you kidding me?  First off, "Chickie"????  He's never called me chickie in the 3 months I've known him.  Secondly, I have NEVER called him once.  Ever.  And I've only initiated a text with him twice.  So, clearly, that should not be an expectation he should have.
 
And, I like how he lays off the lack of contact on ME!  Like it's my doing!!!  Don't shrug off your own responsibilities fucker.  YOU said YOU'D call ME and that we'd talk about everything on Wednesday.  Then you never called.  How is it then on MY shoulders to call YOU???  Well, easy answer to that, it's not. 
 
What a manipulative fucking bunch of texts.  And no, I didn't fall for it.  And what a coward using text messaging instead of calling me.  He just didn't want to hear my voice, he didn't want to hear the disappointment and anger and hurt in my voice.  So he took the coward's way out.  Real impressive.
 
Fucking kill me.


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  • dailyachesandpains said on Apr 29, 2007....
    Sunny...I told you he was waiting to see if you'd call!
     
    Another note though...Chickie always sounds "GUILTY!"
     
    By any chance, did you get sand blasted today in the land of sand?
    I saw that the dust storms were going to be rolling in on the news and had a flash-back from when I was out there, lol!
    {{{hugs}}}
    Daily
  • lioneljay said on Apr 29, 2007....
    Lose him.
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Apr 29, 2007....
    Hey Daily.  Yep, you were right Sweetie.  He was waiting.  Well, he can wait until Hell freezes over.  It was never going to happen.
     
    And what sucks is right now I'm in so much pain I could die.
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Apr 29, 2007....
    Hi LJ.  I know.  You are right.  I'm glad I got to be the one to NOT text him back.  I guess I can get some satisfaction out of that.  It's a poor man's satisfaction, and one that I'm just grasping at like so much air, but I'm trying to hold on to some sanity.
     
    God...why am I so fucking, miserably sad. I'm just sooooo god damn sad.  
  • allaroundgirl said on Apr 30, 2007....
    Oh Sunny don't be sad. You don't need him, there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Someone great will come along, you'll see. Someone who deserves you and who values you. In the meantime go out and have some fun!! You have your girls...your SC buddies, you don't need a jerk!
    {{{{hugs}}}}
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Apr 30, 2007....
    Thanks honey.  You are such a positive little bright spot for me.  It just really stings right now.  In a month I'll be okay.  I'd like to think sooner than that, but I know myself, and how deeply I truly let this guy into my heart.  I doubt he even knows or would give a shit.
     
    I just need to lick my wounds.  And they are many.  When something like this happens it's as though every wound you had before re-opens.  I just need some time.  I'm one of those spring-back-from-anything types of girls.  I'll do that here too.  Eventually.
     
    Thanks, honey, for being such a great cheerleader.  Love ya, Sunny
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Apr 30, 2007....
    It's one in the morning.  I'm still sad.
  • genalonewolf said on Apr 30, 2007....
    LJ said it best, lose him. Why do you need something so not right in your life? You deserve someone who will show up on your door step with flowers and a small wrapped gift just because. You need someone who will draw you a bath and then massage your shoulders while you soak in hot bubbly water. One who will rub your feet after a long day and then cook you dinner. Sounds a little like a fantasy doesn't it? It can happen. I have seen it so in turn I know you can have it. Have patience and the right one will come along.
  • minniemouse said on Apr 30, 2007....

    Damn.....

    Chickie.....hmmm......man code for "I'm an asshole and I know it, I fucked up and I know it so maybe if I'm real cute and act like nothing happened, she'll be over it and we can get back in the sack"

    Fuck him.  Dumb ass. 

    Hugs my friend.

  • CountRollo said on Apr 30, 2007....
    Hi, NTOW, It's an emotional time when a relationship is going, or has just gone, 'down the pan'. Perhaps the best way to get over it quickly, and with minimal misery, is to immediately sign up for, say, 'love and friends' or 'dating direct' for example. (Dozens of dating sites around). There are thousands of people out there, lonely people, guys who have been about, some wealthy, some handsome, some looking  for a delightful lady just like YOU. It's all there, easy to find on the net. Naturally, please take the usual sensible precautions until you know the guy. Play the field, weigh one against the other, choose when you're sure, and move on. Your SC buddies wish you joy, the first step is to get yesterday's ahole out of your mind, clear the decks for action, and GOOD LUCK! CountRollo
  • curmudgeon said on Apr 30, 2007....
    I'm sorry to hear this happened. I suppose the 50,00 foot view is better to learn this three months in than three years in. But of course that doesn't help when you're in the middle of it.
     
    Just know that you deserve to have the kind of relationship you want, and when you're ready, pick up and move on.
  • AlisonMarie19 said on Apr 30, 2007....
    What an ass. Ok. Optimistic Ali is gone. Screw him. What a jerk. I'm sorry Sunny!
     
         {{{(((hugs)))}}}  
               =(^-^)=  ali m.
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Apr 30, 2007....
    Hi genalonewolf.  Does that really, truly exist?  I once dated a guy like that and he took all my money, then left town.  Con man.
     
    Maybe I'm just a sucker.  Naive.  Jesus, I cannot believe this is hitting me so hard.  I never in a million years thought it would.  Never.
     
    See, when I was telling you guys that I was a "good girl" and that sex with somone really MEANS something to me, I wasn't kidding.  I never jump in the sack with anyone, and I guess he meant more to me that even I realized.
     
    I keep hoping that I'll find the guy that treats me with kindness and love, and I thought I'd found him.  I really fell into that trap with this one.  I BELIEVED HIM. That's why this is so hard.
     
    But, you and LJ and so many others cannot be wrong. There has simply GOT to be a good guy out there that will love the fact that I'm sweet and loyal. There has to be. I can't be this young and give up hope yet. Though today, I must admit, I'm a bit without hope.
     
    Thanks genalonewolf.  I'll reread your post tomorrow, and again the next day, and so on, in hopes that one day, I'll truly believe that man does exist...
     
    Hugs, Sunny
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Apr 30, 2007....
    Hey Minnie.
     
    Honey, you preached the truth when you said this:
     
    "Chickie.....hmmm......man code for "I'm an asshole and I know it, I fucked up and I know it so maybe if I'm real cute and act like nothing happened, she'll be over it and we can get back in the sack."
     
    Truer words have never been spoken.  And that he thought I'd fall for that shit doesn't say much about what he thinks regarding my intellect.
     
    While I desperately WANTED to fall for it, I just couldn't.  I can't be intentionally blind anymore.  I've done that, and will not again.
     
    I also agree with your "fuck him" comment!!!!  Jeeze, do I agree with THAT one! 
     
    Love you sugar!!!!
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Apr 30, 2007....
    Welcome CountRollo.  Always happy to see a new face around here. Thank you for coming by and taking the time to share with me.
     
    Sometimes that IS the best medicine.  Getting back up on the horse, as it were.
     
    I guess I'm just old fashioned...I like the whole "seeing them across the room" thing.  But in today's world, maybe I need to catch up with the times.
     
    I'll get through this.  I'm strong and will come out on the other side with grace.  It's just take time as I'm so in the thick of it right now, it's hard to even visualize tomorrow.
     
    Thank you for coming by and sharing your thoughts and words of advice with me.  I truly appreciate it.  :)  Sunny
     
     
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Apr 30, 2007....
    'Morning Curmudgeon.
     
    While the 50,000' overview is hard to accept today, it'll be easier to accept tomorrow, and I'll be thankful for it in a month, so it's good that you pointed it out.
     
    You know, in my life outside of SC, I've kept 90% of this to myself.  Were you to meet me, or even be a close friend, you'd never guess I wasn't the happiest person on earth.  I appear to be just fine.  I don't wear my heart on my sleeve.
     
    Thank God I have you guys here who let me be me.  Who let me pour out my heart like I've never done before in my entire life, to anyone.  And who care enough to give me your thoughts, and your advice and your kindness.
     
    Thank you curmudgeon.  You are always right on the mark.  Hugs, Sunny
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Apr 30, 2007....
    Howdy Ali!  Yeah, after reading that text messaging, it's hard to stay optimistic, isn't it?  That was just a pile of shit, wasn't it?
     
    Yeah, screw him.  He's not worth all the heartache.  I cannot WAIT until I can say that and mean it. I mean, I mean it now, I just don't FEEL that now. But I will.
     
    Thanks, Sugar, for the sweetness.  As always, you're adorable.  Big hug, Sunny
  • allaroundgirl said on Apr 30, 2007....

    Its okay to feel sad just let it all out, pretty soon he'll be out of your sistem.

    Or, when you're up to it, you could try what I like to call a little creative visualization -- imagining scenes that you want to happen. Close your eyes and remember negative images, like when he had food dribbling off his chin. Racked with rage at his callous behavior? In your mind's eye (only in your mind's eye) make him walk the plank. That should harmlessly blast away those energy-sapping, venomous emotions.

  • genalonewolf said on Apr 30, 2007....
    Guys like this do exist, all you have to do is ask my fiance. I am sure that there is one out there for yourself. I'm sure of it! Now the hard part is finding him. That can be a bitch, but I am pretty sure that you are a tough as nails woman who eventually gets what she wants. I mean that in the nicest way possible. Good luck sweet lady and keep your chin up!
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Apr 30, 2007....
    Honey, you are so sweet...
     
    I like the idea of creative visualization.  That is a great idea.  And hopefully it'll help me out here.  But you mean I can't forcibly shove him off the plank?  DAMNIT!!!  That woulda been the fun part!!!  ;)
     
    Thanks Sweetie.  You are such a peach.  And give me such good energy.  Could I, I'd hug you til your back hurt!!!  :)  Love ya, Sunny
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Apr 30, 2007....
    Awwww...genalonewolf!!  I took it in the nicest way.  :)
     
    It's the "finding" part that IS so hard!!!  And I'm soooo happy to hear that you are a good one to your fiance.  Though I'm not surprised one tiny bit.  With the amount of compassion you've shown me, it only makes sense that you'd be quite the keeper in the outside world.
     
    My chin is pointing to the heavens even as I type!
    Hugs, Sunny
  • the_caged_animal said on Apr 30, 2007....
    Cut him loose, tell him to lose your number.
  • husbandhater said on Apr 30, 2007....
    Sonny NO SEX until you get WHAT YOU WANT from these DUDES.And be up Front and tell them what you are searching for so that their are no misrepresentations on what is what. He's got what they all want and now he feels like he doesn't have to call b/c he's conquered the mountain already so all the mystery is gone. If I'm off or reaching here call me out on it. This just sounds like some of the stuff I use to go through when I was single that's all.
  • MsStar39 said on Apr 30, 2007....
    Honey he is just not worth your time, write him off and move on. He is just playing games now and you are worth more then that. I know this is not going to be easy because you have feelings for him, but unless he make a drastic change I would count him out. (((HUGS)))
  • princessbitch65 said on Apr 30, 2007....
    NTOW, sorry that this is happening to you. Been there, done that. This reminds me of Carrie Underwood's song "If He Cheats" - different setting but it sounds like a good idea. Not that I am condoning scratching up someone's car, but the thought of it  makes me smile. I just let karma take over at this point.
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Apr 30, 2007....
    Hey there the_caged_animal.  I know. That's some of the best advice on the planet.  I hope I'm able to do that 100%.  Please God let me be able to do that.
     
    You'd think it's a no brainer, and it kinda is.
     
    I've just gotta stay strong damnit.  And I'm gonna try my best.  As long as he doesn't contact me, it's much easier for me to be strong.  It's when he contacts me that I lose a bit of my nerve.  I'm great at avoiding the prick, but when he's in my face?  That is much harder.
     
    If you have any "fuck off pills" laying around in your medicine cabinet, please feel free to fedex them to me.
     
    :) Sunny
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Apr 30, 2007....
    No husbandhater, no calling you out.  I've no doubt that you are correct.  I tried to keep those damn knees together!!!!  FUCK!!  I tried very hard. But hell, 2 years of NOT getting laid finally got the better of me one night and I gave in.  And I won't punish myself for it.  Adults have sex.  Not all of them act like fuckheads after doing so, much like this guy.
     
    But you are right.  That's why I try to keep my legs closed.  Can't they just be grown ups?  Be happy for what they have?  I guess the answer, in the case of this guy, is NO.
     
    Being single fucking SUCKS!!!  Hate it.  Done with it.  Over it entirely.
     
    Thanks for being so blunt with me Sweetie.  Always speak your mind.  That's one of the reasons I like you so much.  Hugs, Sunny
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Apr 30, 2007....
    Hi MsStar39.  It is hard.  And I do have feelings for him. I wish I did not, but I do.  I think I need to have it out with him, but then I don't wanna see him either.  It's easier when he's not in my face.  Who knows?  I'm just very confused and upset.
     
    Thanks for saying such sweet things by the way.  I really appreciate it.  It's good to hear that some people think I have value. And goodness knows I need the sweetness right now. So thanks honey...  :) Sunny
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Apr 30, 2007....
    Princessbitch...you naughty girl!  I KNOW!  The thought of doing dastardly deeds is sometimes soooo alluring!!!! But yes, karma, God, the fates, somehow he'll get his.  I know he will. 
     
    And what I truly hope is that I'll get mine. That for being sweet and kind and loyal that I'll be rewarded with someone who loves me for all of those things and cherishes me.
     
    What would I do were he to make a drastic change, as you mentioned?  I don't know.  I don't think I'd ever trust him again.  I KNOW I wouldn't want him to be my boyfriend EVER!!!  So what would I do?  Still see him occasionally just to kill the lonliness?
     
    I think, right now, that's my biggest hurdle.  I'm lonely.  And it was really nice being in a bed, not even having sex, but being in a bed with a man again.  Having that physical connection with someone.  It made me feel human again.  I think, in some ways, that's what I'm clinging to.  It's not HIM I'm hanging on to, it's him as a warm body.  Jesus, doesn't that sound awful.  Oh well, it's honest at least.  I'd say it's 50/50 at this point.  That's a hell of a realization to have. Epiphany time for Sunny right here and now.
     
    See, this is why I love you guys so much.  You help me see things I may not have otherwise seen.  Just talking it out makes such a difference. 
     
    Thanks honey!!!  :) Sunny
  • LadyGamer said on Apr 30, 2007....

    Next time he texts you respond with "Sorry. Do I know you?"

    I have a dull rusty spoon here somewhere. Would you like it?

     

     

    LG the Misandrist

  • queenparanoia said on Apr 30, 2007....
    hello NTOF nice name!!! yeah he is a fucking coward. and text messaging??? just a way proving he is a coward!!!
  • D6fer said on Apr 30, 2007....
    Damn it sunny....I hate to have to say this when you're feelin bad.....but....no....I won't say it....you know it already.
    Next time......NEXT TIME......you need an oath!......hmmmmm ....lemme see here.....I'l just reach into my guru bag of oaths annnnnnnd...HERE!
     
    Hold up your right hand......DO IT! ....now repeat......I Sunny......do solemnly swear....not to date musicians.....not to give in to my primal urges (unless d6 is in town or somethin).....for at least 2 months of dating.....and to always, ALWAYS listen to the advise of the big bad guru daddy.....so help me god.
     
    There....you are on your way to recovery   ;p
  • LadyGamer said on Apr 30, 2007....
    Big Bad Guru Daddy?!
     
    Are you serious?
     
    Why do I find that actually cool?
     
    *checks for insanity*
    Yup. I'm crazy.
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Apr 30, 2007....
    "Dull rusty spoon." Fucking shit I laughed sooooooooooo hard!!!!  That is a beautiful image!!  And yes, I'll take it.  With happiness and joy!  You slay me LG!!!!
     
    Oh yeah, I forgot about "Misandrist"!!!!  GREAT word!!!  Love it and YOU!!! :)
     
    Are you new to me and Big Bad Guru Daddy's nick name?  D6Fer just doesn't capture him at all!!!  He's my Daddy of wisdom, perversion and well, other things better left unnamed!!!!  Glad it gave you a kick.  Yeah, it's kinda sexy too!  I love callin' him Daddy for some reason...sick and wrong, sick and wrong!!!
     
    Have a good night Sugar!
  • D6fer said on May 01, 2007....
    TAKE THE OATH SUNNY! ;p
  • D6fer said on May 01, 2007....
    I think you need a hug......or a spankin....maybe both....I'm not sure : /
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on May 01, 2007....
    Hey there queenparanoia!  Welcome to my blog from hell!!!  Glad you like the name.  Descriptive, eh?
     
    Yeah, I thought the text messaging left a GREAT deal to be desired.  I've always found texting as the coward's way out when there is strife in the air.  Damn technology!!!
     
    Oh well, live and learn I guess.  I'm still trying to figure out which end is up.  Wish me luck.  :) Sunny
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on May 01, 2007....
    Okay my hot, steamy, Big Bad Guru Daddy...WHAT THE HELL????  Should I just go buy a chastity belt and date accountants?  (Nothing against accountants!!  I love them and anyone on here who is one, please take no offense!)
     
    Goodness!  Hmmmm...knees crossed for two months.  I TRIED that but that damn good kissing was my downfall!  Damn those good kissers!  I didn't KNOW he was a musician at first, though, of COURSE he turned out to be one.  I have a fuckin' musician magnet on my forehead!!!  And as for listening to your advice...well, that IS actually a good idea, just hard to implement!!!  Except for the "when Daddy's in town" part!!!  Naughty bastard!
     
    I love ya Sugar!  I will go chant the oath right now in the mirror, just for you and to make you happy!!!  And if it'll aid my recovery, I'll say it twice!
     
    Big kiss!
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on May 01, 2007....
    Daddy, I'll take the hug, THEN the spanking, then some soothing lotion on my sore bum, then another hug.  In that order please!!!!
  • D6fer said on May 01, 2007....

    you got it sweetie!

     

  • amyispretty said on May 02, 2007....

    Wow, what a frickin LOSER!  Sounds like he could use a little pointed rock to the forehead therapy.  I would simply never talk to him again, no matter how many times he calls or texts, (and you know he will.) 

    I guess dating can suck....I always thought dating a whole bunch of guys at the same time would be fun, maybe you should try that?  Dating as sport? 

     

  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on May 02, 2007....
    Hi amyispretty, yeah, I'd have to agree with your assessment of him.  While I haven't put any updates here in the last 24 hours or so, he just continues to be more and more of a fucking moron.  It's amazing how someone can just be great, then be a fuckhead so quickly.
     
    There is good news though! With all this fuckheaded behavior, it's actually starting to become funny.  Like, "what will this idiot do or say next?" kind of funny.  And while I'm sure some of it is my defense mechanisms at play, some of it truly is: Good Lord this guy is a idiot.  So, that is helping me get over it faster than I thought I would.  Thank God.
     
    And ya know, I once tried dating multiple guys and found the most frustrating part to be that I couldn't remember who I told what story to!  It drove me bonkers!  I realized then, as now, that I'm just a one guy type of girl.  But thanks for the advice Sweetie!!!
     
    Big hug!  Sunny
  • blastfromthepast said on May 02, 2007....
    Well, his true identity had to reveal itself sooner or later!  Better that it was sooner.  So does this guy think that he's some kind of rock star and you're his groupie?  It seems that the more he tries to communicate, the bigger a dork he becomes.  I am sure that you can do waaaaay better than that, Darlin!  Big, comforting hug to you from Blast.
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on May 02, 2007....
    Hi BlastfromthePast!  Yeah, that true identity is just smacking me in the face!  And I don't like what I'm seeing at all.  So, yes, better to know now.
     
    Yeah, me his groupie.  It wouldn't surprise me at all.  What a damn ego!!!!  And what a joke!!!  If he only knew what a joke that was!!!  See, if he actually ASKED me questions about myself every once and a while, he'd know how ridiculous that idea was, but he does a lot of talking, and not much listening.
     
    At least it IS starting to get funny at this point.  What a fuckhead.
     
    Thanks for the cheering up.  I'm glad his idiocy is becoming so apparent. I'm really seeing how I could do better dating my cat.
     
    Hugs Sweetie!  Sunny
  • D6fer said on May 02, 2007....
    ok....here's your new themesong....sing along
  • Lucytorial said on May 02, 2007....

    Well where the fuck! have I been????? christ all mighty I've been off with thei fairies and only now JUST NOW have I seen this....

     

    Okay so now you really know he is a fucker...... I keep telling you sunny coem and be my bitch! at least I'd treat you better than some dickwit like that... *-} lol

     

    Now you gotta keep me informed honey! I'm flat out like a lizard drinking and I don't always get the chance to get on here every day....

     

    Hope your doing great! honey speak to you soon..

  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on May 03, 2007....
    Okay Miss Tobi-lee and Guru Daddy...it's a toss up.  I'm not sure which of you I want to marry more!!!!
     
    I'm desperately in love with you BOTH!!!  That's the funniest fucking video message I've ever gotten in my life and I may just DIE laughing!  I'm like passing out with laughter right now. Cannot fucking breathe!!!!!  You kill me!!!
     
    And Tobi...baby, I'll be your bitch ANY day!!!  Drooling down chin just thinking about it!!!  "Dickwit"???  Friggin' brilliant!!!
     
    You DO see my dilemma?  Maybe I can just have you both? We'd be a hell of a threesome!!!
     
    Love you guys!  A hug and a pinch on the ass for both of you!!!  :)
  • Lucytorial said on May 03, 2007....
    Yehhhh threesome... oh hold on I have to invite someone else though...

    Gonna have to invite Vicarious my on line lover cause we both want to get dirty I will be nice and share....


    Now babe, D and Vic 9he'll never see this) why not organise a YOKO style sit in, in bed, naked ALL weekend eating drinking laughing, watching some stupid movie, truth dare and double dare and spin the bottle!! wwwaaaa I crack myself up sometimes...

    hee hee so glad you saw me reply Sunny I've been flat out like a lizard on a hot fucking rock I saware to god I have to get a life outside of work.... D6 where the fuck are you, no word no nothing honey... I'm dying here... for feks sake you guys really

  • Lucytorial said on May 03, 2007....
    ooh should just give you guys a heads up I took the plunge and posted 2 pages of one of my novels just five minutes ago.

    Confidence is everything so fuck it! I posted it.
  • minniemouse said on May 03, 2007....
    Ummmm....helllllloooo?!?!  Minnie gets left out again!!!  Sheesh!  I wanna be somebody's bitch too!!!!!!  lol
  • Lucytorial said on May 03, 2007....
    Minnie, come on in there's plenty of room in the bed...

    Don't worry about sleepy head Sunny and D6 they totally tired themselves out so wattayawannawactch?? do... come on get under the covers whe're having a sit in..
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on May 03, 2007....
    My sexy little Minniepie!!!  Hot stuff, you are welcome in any orgy we organize!  You KNOW that silly girl!  Hell, we'll make you the toastmaster of said event!!!!
     
    Though your "Ummmmmmmmm helllllllloooooooo" was damn frigging funny!!!  Hee hee hee!!!  You can be my bitch, I'll be Tobi-Lee's bitch and Guru Daddy can be ALL our bitches!!!  Make him WORK for what he gets damnit!! :)
     
    Oooooh...Miss Tobi-lee...I'm off to read your novel.
     
    Love you guys!  ALWAYS good at making a girl smile! ALWAYS!!!
  • D6fer said on May 04, 2007....
    geez! go to sleep and work for a few hours....and a damn orgy breaks out! I didn't even know I was involved! Cool! Where we meeting? have tongue, will travel! ;p
  • Lucytorial said on May 04, 2007....

    Please travel fast honey... I'm kinda drowning in my own juice here.. like I said where fuck have you been???
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on May 04, 2007....

    Guru Daddy, don't you know that sleep and work are overrated when you have hot bitches like Tobi-lee, Minnie and me hanging around?

    Tobi-lee, you dirty little muffin!!!!

  • D6fer said on May 04, 2007....
    hey....I'm usually here late...what's your excuse? ;p
  • Lucytorial said on May 04, 2007....
    Late or no, I enjoy it slow!


    Now how you been D?
  • D6fer said on May 05, 2007....
    I'm good....you?
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on May 05, 2007....

    You guys are so damn adorable!!!  "Late or no, I enjoy it slow."  That's poetic my love!!!

    Kisses to you both!!!!!

  • KayRoseOrchid said on May 06, 2007....
    Dude girl, I got in late to this one (sorry!) But seriously...my reaction is a big fat WTF????

    What an idiot...

    just freakin kills me too!
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on May 06, 2007....
    Hey there Kay!  Yeah, what a dipshit!  It's amazing how retarded people can be!  Eh, fuck him.  Life's too short and my attention span has dwindled with this one.  I'm just weening myself off right now.  It's just too much drama for one girl to take.
     
    Hope all is well in your part of the world honey!!  Hugs!  Sunny
  • Lucytorial said on May 06, 2007....
    Hey Sunny how you been? still busy? Still talking to me??
  • Lucytorial said on May 06, 2007....
    Okay if not cool, I'm blowing the story now cause I'm guessing thats why...
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on May 06, 2007....
    We're great baby...just great!!!  No worries love. :)
  • Lucytorial said on May 06, 2007....
    Hee hee hee, okay

    I MISSED YOU SOOOOO MUCH SUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on May 06, 2007....
    You too Sugar!  You know I love my tobi-lee!!!  :)
  • Lucytorial said on May 06, 2007....
    Okay going to lunch with hubby back in a few hours...
  • D6fer said on May 06, 2007....
    hi girls!
  • KayRoseOrchid said on May 06, 2007....
    yeah fuck him babe---life's too short & you'll have more fun without him!
  • Lucytorial said on May 07, 2007....
    Who D??? yeh okay D you wanna?????

    Now you know how I like it cause we've been there right?? I love a horse ride cross country yeh!

    GIDDDEEE UP  boy geze you ridem good honey!

    hee wwwaaaa wwwaaa
  • D6fer said on May 09, 2007....
    Sunny?   where you at babe?
  • AlisonMarie19 said on May 09, 2007....

    Sunny? You okay hon?

                      =(^-^)=    ali m.

  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on May 09, 2007....
    Hey Guru Daddy and AliM!!!!
     
    You guys are so sweet to check in on me.  I soooo love you!!!!
     
    I'm out of town this week, in Nashville again, so I'm just working my brains out. 
     
    And I am doing a little better. Something in my heart just clicked off a bit with him and while that makes it easier in one way, it hurts in another.  I was sooo excited to be falling for this guy, so it's just disappointing to have it fall apart.  Oh well, fuck it, right?
     
    He and I still talk sometimes, and I've seen him once since this whole fiasco began almost 3 weeks ago, but my heart's just not in it so much anymore.  Good AND sad at the same time.
     
    Thanks again guys for peeking in on me.  It means the world!!!  If I could I'd pinch you both on the rump!!!  Kisses!!! Sunny
  • AlisonMarie19 said on May 09, 2007....
    SUNNY!!!
     
    I'm glad your doing better hon!! Glad you're missing the mayhem!!
     
                         =(^-^)=   ali m.
  • D6fer said on May 09, 2007....
    Glad you are better sweetie!
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on May 09, 2007....
    Thanks guys....I love you so dang much!!!  LOTS of kisses!!!!  Why can't you all be HERE and I can love up on YOU????  ;)
  • D6fer said on May 09, 2007....
    scooch over! Im climbin in! ;p
  • the_caged_animal said on May 10, 2007....
    Making sure all is well, my friend.
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on May 10, 2007....
    Hi there the_caged_animal...you're so sweet to stop by...thanks honey.  Things are definitely better.  Time does heal some things, thank goodness.  And I'm gettin' there.
     
    Big hug, Sunny

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