[FROM THE INTERNET]

The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists - one a university graduate and an old Aborigine.
They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word.
The word they were given was " TIMBUKTU ".
First to recite his poem was the university graduate. He stepped up to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels, two by two;
Destination TIMBUKTU."

The crowd went crazy. No way could the old Abbo top that, they thought.
The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and said:

Me and Tim a-huntin' went;
Met three whores in a pop-up tent.
They were three and we were two;
So I bucked one and TIMBUKTU ."

The old aboriginal won.