How! High are you? Stop!
Caress the wind. It bleeds.
Recent surveys showed that 9 out of 10 women were females, and
the 10th was a transvestite, which begs the question: to penis, or not
to penis?
Women with known titular hairies have leggy mark stretches roadmapping
lily-white blue-veined cheese-chunky thigh mongers. Plucking these
rather thickie hairs (a virtual black forest with nipples) tweeks romance
digestibly.
When mating, turn female over after 7 minutes. Season. Poke for
firmness. Stuff with protein. Serve hot, baby, hot! Remove hairs.
Enjoy.
Fart-blastin' fems cycle regularly lunar-wise, pretending not to in the
presence of potential mates.
All naked woman showing toes have issues of foot neglect. Yearning
for yellow-nail sucking slurpers with tongue between toejam catchers are
they. Yearning for suction-digital hammer-corn bunyon lickers, they stroll
through bookstores vapidly. Be alert.
Once deceased, all radioactivity falls categorically necomanical with
yeast enhancements blooming. The Elephant Man blows trunks of roller
blade crunchies over treads of death.
It's clear that only someone who is frequentifically aligned with chimp-
baboon PNA (pieocallander nucleic acid tabs) will not be able to instantly
make sense of what I say here today.
Not to worry. You may qualify as an engendered species.
Cerebrally enhanced,
...............................................................................StoneMaster
StoneMaster posted on Jul 14, 2006
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Comments
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anonymous said on Jul 14, 2006....
i started out reading this straight, but then my head got smaller and smaller as I went along...wow, tunnel vision, man. where's the black lite? -
StoneMaster said on Jul 14, 2006....
Why can't you subscribe to yourself? If you can't subscribe to yourself, how can you expect anyone else to? - Me. -
Dreamknightx said on Jul 14, 2006....
Say, er, you wouldn't happen to know where I could score some...where I could get a little skank, you know, some...is their any chronic out...hey wait a minute, man. Are you a cop? -
ALIENated said on Jul 14, 2006....
See what drugs will do? Just say no. A cheaper head trip is to go through each day as if you are visiting here from 100 years in the future or 100 years in the past. It makes you see everything and everyone in a new way. (Oh my, is that a hamburger? I have not seen red meat in 50 years. Tina, you are just a baby.) Write on brother. (I will assume you are male. Females usually keep drug use to themselves.) -
hunter_boyce_chandler said on Jul 14, 2006....
Did someone say dope???? The band really kicks ass, man. -
StoneMaster said on Jul 20, 2006....
Where is everybody? Is the party over? Or hasn't it started yet? i may have been dreaming. -
paidinblood said on Aug 26, 2006....
Dude you be one stoned master mon. I keep myself straight, but I'm going to be havin da Jamaican accent mon!
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DaddysLittleSlut said on Jul 07, 2008....
You may qualify as an engendered species - does that mean i can't off-road on any land where i am? -
starchini said on Jul 15, 2008....
ALIEN!!! I am offended! I am completly open with my "drug" use...lol..
StoneMaster-.Im not stoned right now but it was still hilarious...im gonna print it out and read it tonight when i am under the influential cerbellumous extimulation. hehe...