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The Boston Weekly has named the top 100 un-sexy men.  Topping the list is the man behind the voice of the AFLAC duck,  comedian Gilbert Gottfried.
 
The list is made up of actors, musicians, media personalities, and sports stars.
 
Michael Jackson made the list, as did Dr. Phil, Osama bin Laden, and Roger Ebert.
Believe it or not, Brad Pitt was number 100.
 
 
 
Give it a little thought, and cast your vote here for the most un-sexy man and/or woman.
 
 
For the man, my vote goes to Bill Gates. 
I will agree with Dana Carvey that he might have $60 billion, but he looks like a turtle!
 
For the woman, I vote for Cathy Bates.
There was a time where I thought she could go either way....and i thought she was a really good actress.  But when i see her today, i'm sure she has no sex appeal whatsoever.
 
Hilary Clinton is a very close 2nd.
 
So who is the un-sexiest for you?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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  • TinSoldier said on Apr 21, 2007....
    Abe Vigoda for men.
    Rosie O'Donnell for women.

    Do you have a link to the original article, or is it paper only?

  • DaydreamDestiny03 said on Apr 21, 2007....
    I would have to agree with TinSoldier for woman...
    Rosie O'Donnell
    and for man...Ozzy Osbourn
    I can't believe that a magazine would publish something like that though...I would hate to be on that list...LOL
    But whatever sells...
  • secretlife said on Apr 21, 2007....
    Daily:  It's the Boston Phoenix...not sure if that's the same or a different publication-
     
    tin: here is the list
     
    Neither Abe nor Ozzy made it...
     
     
  • mom said on Apr 21, 2007....
    Don Imus for the man
     
    Hilary Clinton for the womn
  • allaroundgirl said on Apr 21, 2007....
    For the men I'd have to say Rowan Atkinson (aka Mr. Bean) as for the women I think its a toss up between Rosie O'Donnell and Courtney Love
  • mystrongopinions said on Apr 21, 2007....
    Howard Stern the radio guy for the man...as number
    one...with Dr. Phil as close second...
    Madeleine Albright for the woman...first place and
    Oprah follows close...
  • TinSoldier said on Apr 21, 2007....
    Reading through the list, I didn't know a few of them and I would disagree with others (despite being a straight guy).

    But I notice the authors mentioned Lemmy Kilmister but not Keith Richards? WTF?
  • secretlife said on Apr 21, 2007....
    you know, Rosie is about as sexy as a UPS truck...
     
    mystrong...i would never have thought of Madeline Albright
    I was thinking of Janet Reno though...
     
    Dr Phil is not appealing to me in the least....something about a man who comes off as though he knows everything........blah!
     
    allaround:  Courtney Love is interesting-  she can look  really bad as in just not very tasteful...almost clueless, or she can look drugged out of it...
    a part of me thinks she could look sexy if she cared just a little bit.
     
     
  • secretlife said on Apr 21, 2007....
    Keith Richards....how could they miss him?  what a hunk of burning love he is, huh?
     
  • TinSoldier said on Apr 21, 2007....
    You know, I think I need to add Anna Nicole Smith to the list. Not to speak ill of the dead, but man. I don't see what others saw in her.

    I've seen photos of her with and without makeup. When wearing makeup she was okay (if she didn't smile -- man, those TEETH!) but otherwise, no. Not at all.

    I think there is an area between no makeup and excessive makeup when she had a natural expression on her face where she could be somewhat sexy. But at the two extremes -- no way!
  • mobil said on Apr 21, 2007....
    Hey SL, I never think about this much, but I was going to say Janet Reno
    then you said her lol.
    So, to name someone not named, I choose; Rosie Clinton
  • mystrongopinions said on Apr 21, 2007....
    Clay Aiken
    Nancy Grace
    Shelley Duvall
    Ann Ramsey...no offense....rip
    Lily Tomlin
    Joan Rivers
     
  • mystrongopinions said on Apr 21, 2007....
    Woody Allen!
  • dailyachesandpains said on Apr 21, 2007....
    SL, I've never heard of Boston Weekly, but I know Boston Phoenix very well.  You know Judge Maria Lopez?  She's on TV now, but was originally a judge here.  She screamed and flipped out on a prosecutor in open court.  The attorney was pissed because she was allowing a cross dressing predator back into his housing complex...where there are TONS of children.  She told him to "shut up" and a lot of other things.  Well, her husband was running The Boston Phoenix at the time! 
     
    Sorry for the Phoenix history lesson, lol!
     
    1.  Howard Stern (even Howard K. Stern)
    2.  Barbara Walters (Virgie Arthur to keep it even)
     
    Daily
  • dailyachesandpains said on Apr 21, 2007....
    Sorry, SL, her husband was Publisher and it's the Charles Ebony case.  You can read about it here, if you want...
     
    Daily
  • secretlife said on Apr 21, 2007....
    Celine Dion?
    Donald Trump....i mean who could handle that hair?
     
    Kid Rock
    Janice Dickinson
     
    mystrong:  Anne Ramsey....whoa!
     
    daily:  I had to look up virgie arthur!  I did not know she was anna nicole's mother.
     
     
  • solamente_me said on Apr 21, 2007....
    For the woman, Goldie Hawn gets my vote.  That bottle blonde hair is god-awful. 

    For the man, David Letterman.

  • skinandbones said on Apr 21, 2007....
    Celine Dion and George W. Even if they don't open their mouths, they are scarry...unfortunately for us, they do...YIKES!
  • Swizzle said on Apr 21, 2007....
    I have to agree with S&B on both accounts, But worse than Celine I think has Condoleezza Rice. She creeps me out. Definately George W.  Mind you his parents seem kind of creepy too. But then there is also Joan Rivers...
  • wombat said on Apr 21, 2007....
    Conan O'Brian  for the man--so "unattractive" you have to stare....
    Sondra Locke for the woman--for some reason, I never could stand her looks, but like Conan, had to look.
  • zombied420 said on Apr 21, 2007....
    From the guys...Garry Shandling, I just f'n hate this actor...He also looks like a foot.
     
    From The Gals: humm...Renee Zellweger...She has a very fake face...Nobody knows if she is smirking or smiling. God.
  • mirrored_soul said on Apr 21, 2007....
    Hmmm...for the men, I actually think Tom Cruise is pretty unattractive.

    For the women, I would also say Goldie Hawn.  From the peroxided hair to the mouth that looks like someone hit her with a frying pan, she's just so unattractive.
  • moonriver said on Apr 21, 2007....
    secret -- heh, sorry but i feel a bit uncomfortable about this mental exercise, because i might mention a few celebrities who are so unsexy to me, but sexy to others. so i'll just twist your question around and ask myself, who i find sexy. i sort of touched on this in an early blog. but for the record: i find goldie hawn sexy. i also find keith richard so high up on the super-ugly color wheel, that he imperceptibly turns super-sexy when he does those guitar riffs with a permanent sneer on his face.

  • satyr said on Apr 21, 2007....

    Another vote for Rosie amongst the ladies.  For the men - Jerry Springer.

    Welcome back, mobil!

  • fatesblade said on Apr 21, 2007....
    i gotta say g w bush is the most unattractive man. i don't know what it is about him, but everytime i see him on tv i wanna puke :D
  • gingersoul said on Apr 21, 2007....

    Secret...... Carrot Top for me tops everybody else....he is simply disgusting..

    Then i would put Michael Jackson and Richard Simmons although they didnt put in the list another big un-sexy: Marylin Manson...(let me puke now or i die).

    For the women:  well......how about Rosie ODonnell? And Martha Stewart? I found Ann Coulter so unsexy too.... Celine Dion is sexy like a leek....and Condy Rice...she is creepy .....

    Moon..there is no way Keith Richards can be sey...not even in when he plays the guitar...sorry......:-)

  • fatesblade said on Apr 21, 2007....
    no way ginger. marilyn manson is hott!
  • veiled_thoughts said on Apr 21, 2007....
    Hmmmm....let's see.  For the men, I would go with Conan O'Brien and for the women it's a toss-up between Condeleca (or however you spell it) Rice and Goldie Hawn.
  • KayRoseOrchid said on Apr 21, 2007....
    Unsexy male: Zach Braff, Nick Cage, Bruce Willis, basically most of the male actors...
    Unsexy female: all the ones already mentioned, Julia Roberts, Reese Witherspoon, Tara Reid....
    I could go on and on.
    I must sound picky...
  • LadyGamer said on Apr 21, 2007....
    Someday time and age will have their way with me. So I respectfully decline to point ugly fingers.
  • queenparanoia said on Apr 21, 2007....
    hey conan o brien is hot!!!
     
    these are the unsexy celebrities... i think...
     
     
    sanjaya_malakar_american_idol_1

     
     
    rosie05

     
  • anonymous said on Apr 21, 2007....
    For the men, I vote Pauly Shore.


    Goldie Hawn looks like a horse.
  • rightwingwizard said on Apr 22, 2007....
    This is a tough one, there are so many.  Many of them already mentioned above.
     
    How about Senator Reid of Nevada & Senator Feinstein of California.
    But to keep it bipartisan:  Rudi Giuliani &  Senator Elizabeth Dole
     
    Politics aside:  Alec Baldwin & Phyllis Diller (is she still alive?)
     
    I wouldn't kiss any of them with someone elses lips!  Gag!
     
    Of course there is always The Donald & his dear friend Vince McMann.
     
    Or Martina Navratalova (I know I didn't spell it right, but she's so ugly maybe she won't notice)
  • gingersoul said on Apr 22, 2007....

    Fatesblade.......oh, you can have him....he is all yours....

    KayRose...ok, pass me Bruce Willis, thanks......but i agree with you on all the women you listed.... 

  • mom said on Apr 22, 2007....

    Ginger- I am with you on Marilyn Manson, shit he looks like something that crawled out of our sewer a few weeks ago.  I hate that guy. 

     

  • just4myeyes said on Apr 22, 2007....

    lol...i must be such a bore, i just don't look at them like that. Ugly/not ugly. *ducks*

     

     

  • moonriver said on Apr 22, 2007....
    just4 -- i agree with you, with one proviso: keith richards may not look like denise richards, but he is sexy. *ducks too*

  • mom said on Apr 22, 2007....
    *smacks Moonriver with guitar* now go to your room until you can tell the truth.
  • moonriver said on Apr 22, 2007....
    mom -- i'm standing up for keith richard on point of principle. or... ((moonriver hedges his arguments)) ... at least keith was sexy pre-1974, before drugs and all-night hotel  suite rampages turned him into a living gargoyle...LOL. ((hedges some more)) or, at least he was sexy in the company of rock-n-roll gods. heck, i emulated his guitar riffs and stage antics, precisely, to collect girlfriends in college.... ((sudden realization))... come to think of it, yeah, now i realize... maybe that's why i failed in this noble university endeavor...lol.

    but, for whatever it's worth... here's how he looked like in a gig with john lennon, eric clapton, and mitch mitchel. he's to the left of john. the introduction is by mick jagger.



  • mom said on Apr 22, 2007....
    well moon, he was ok, but you had one on there that I absolutely love.  Eric Clapton, he is great!
    I am sure that Keith Richards was something else when he was younger although I never was a fan of the Rolling Stones.  He posed for the front of Rolling Stone Magazine.  He was trying to look like a much younger man.  UGGG it was awful and not attractive at all.  There comes a time to put away the wife beaters and looks that you could get awway with at one time, but he is no longer at that age.  Now he is just kind of gross.  I think he died sometime ago but refused to catch the raft over the river Stix.
  • moonriver said on Apr 22, 2007....
    mom -- yeah, maybe he really snorted his dad's ashes to extend his zombie stay here on earth, no? i was a rolling stones fan, but yeah, it's gross to see 60-ish grampa's strutting onstage and singing, "brown sugah! ya make me feel so good!" i absolutely agree with you to re "slowhands" clapton. he is GREAT. did you hear how john lennon referred to him? john said "he is god." blasphemous john. ok, back to the unsexy topic...LOL.

  • mom said on Apr 22, 2007....
    LOL times were great, music was great, drugs were really great and we were young!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • genalonewolf said on Apr 22, 2007....

    At the risk of sounding like an ass or bringing anyone down here, I must say that if you think about it rating people in this way is just wrong! How would alot of you feel if you saw your name at the top of a list saying you were in the top ten in must un-sexy or really, ugly catagory?

    I grew up in a school system that had many cruel people and 99% or the time they never had a kind word or a kind act. It weighed heavily on me then and it still does today. Please forgive me and don't think that I hate or fislike anyone here, thats just not the case. This just hit a little close to home is all. I'm sorry!

  • secretlife said on Apr 22, 2007....
    This is just for fun.
     
    I'm not trying to call anyone ugly.
     
    What I asked is for un-sexy, which as you can see from the different answers here, is very subjective.  And really, sexiness is as subjective as beauty.
     
    As I pointed out, Brad Pitt made this "un-sexy" list, and he's hardly what anyone would call ugly.
     
    moon, you gave a helluva argument for Keith Richards......
     
    I used to wonder how anyone could find Mick Jagger sexy...but damn if he doesn't put the package out there...
     
    Marilyn Manson...i don't think sexy is quite what he is going for.  shocking...yes, that's his thing.
  • fatesblade said on Apr 22, 2007....
    i was being sarcastic y'all...
  • momsrock said on Apr 22, 2007....
    Secret, I would say Janet Reno, Rosie and a few others already listed for the women and Paulie Shore for the men... and the guy that plays Dwayne on the office. I'm not sure what his name is.
  • gingersoul said on Apr 22, 2007....

    Moon......oh please.....lol....i am still laughing here...you emulating that walking skeleton for catching the girls attention? Bet you were a lot cuter than him...*wink*....

    Mom......Eric Clapton IS a god with the guitar....his Layla malks me cry anytime...and the song he wrote for the death of his 4 yrs old boy who fell from the 14th window of his apt in New York is hearthbreaking.....but no sexy though....lol.... 

    Fate....oh good...well you never know.......there are people who really find him sexy....and if you think he scored big when he wed Dita Von Teese .....she is a knock out....so maybe he has his own appeal (very hidden)....*wink*

    Gena......oh come on..... this is for fun.....i dont think that any of us think we are supersexy here...btw, many of them put themselves up there to have money in change.......we are entitled i think to have some innocent fun because of them....but i am sorry for his personal experiences...

  • dailyachesandpains said on Apr 22, 2007....
    How could I forget Keith Richards!  I'm glad someone else was on top of that :D
     
    SL:  Vergie is pretty un-sexy isn't she...
     
    Gena:  I'm sorry for what you went through.  None of us here would go out of our way to intentionally hurt anyone. 
     
    Daily
  • gingersoul said on Apr 22, 2007....

    Gena...i wrote "i am sorry for his personal experiences" oops.....i meant "your personal experiences"....

    and i echo what Daily said to you... :-)

  • genalonewolf said on Apr 22, 2007....
    Later after reflecting on the comment I made I came to the realization that it is just a fun thing and I was being a little over bearing. Please forgive me. Had a bit of a trying day. No excuse I know, but I am sorry anyway.
  • kingcobra said on Apr 22, 2007....

    woman - Woopy Goldberg & Woopy Goldberg & woopy Goldberg

    men -  Prince Charles

     

  • SocialPenguin said on Apr 22, 2007....

    woman - Ann Coulter

    man - I'm gonna catch some heat for this one, but...Patrick Dempsey

  • The_Bookworm said on Apr 22, 2007....

    woman- sarah jessica parker. to quote peter griffin"she looks like a foot".

    man- gene hackman.....gross

  • The_Bookworm said on Apr 22, 2007....

    woman- sarah jessica parker. to quote peter griffin"she looks like a foot".

    man- gene hackman.....gross

  • rmuxagirl said on Apr 22, 2007....
    Men: Randy Johnson (baseball player)

    Women: Rosy.
  • gingersoul said on Apr 22, 2007....

    Social Penguin...no, you are not going to catch some heat...you are going to be buried by my fury!!!  ...LOL...

     But i cant be mad at you since you chose the same un-sexy woman i chose....Ann Coulter.....so i forgive you.....lol...

    Bookworm......i love SJParker...but i agree she is not sexy...... though definetely she doesn't look like a foot.....even though her character Carrie is crazy for those Manolos.....lol...

  • secretlife said on Apr 22, 2007....

    Ann Coulter.....i have to agree....she's NOT sexy.

    Patrick Dempsey, isn't he McDreamy?  I think he's got a LOT of sex appeal, even though i don't follow him or the show....

    SJParker...i think she can be quite sexy....

    kingcobra:  how could we miss prince charles!  good one!

    ginger:  eric clapton...has had his sexy moments i think

     

     

  • gingersoul said on Apr 22, 2007....

    Secret....YES.....he is McDreamy.....Now you tell me how a man like him doesn't make you think about steamy hospital beds.......lol..

    I dont know... SJParker in the list of those beautiful girls who dont really turn on the engines......her shoes are sexier than her, basically...LOL..   

    Clapton? Really?.....but some of his songs ARE sexy though.... 

  • dailyachesandpains said on Apr 22, 2007....
    GOODNESS...I've got two more MEN!
     
    Watching the Red Sox/Yanks all weekend long has forced me to add two men:
    Jorge Posada  DO NOT take any pictures of this mans profile.
    Jason Giambi  Do NOT take any pictures of this man, period!  The roids did something to him and it wasn't good!
     
    Daily
  • KayRoseOrchid said on Apr 22, 2007....
    ginger~ yay! good to know I'm not alone in thinking those females are unattractive!
  • mom said on Apr 22, 2007....

    Ginger- that song, "No more Tears in Heaven" is a real tear jerker. I felt so bad for him and I'm sure he took it real hard.

    Gena- You are a sensitive guy, that is so cool.  I would feel bad if any of the people whose names are here saw this.  But it is just unsexy and not ugly.  Hugs

     

  • sulpot said on Apr 23, 2007....
    Never heard of so many un-sexy characters ever.
    But still I cast my vote for bill gates and
    melinda bright (knew the gal by any chance?)

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