How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
No offense...thought that one was cute...
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Made me laugh...enjoy...
