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A little :-) for your day.

Swizzle posted on Apr 20, 2007 | views: 283 | Tags: emoticons, butt, humour, email, my sisters humour

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

 (_?_) Dumb Ass

Have a smile and a good day !



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  • MissMimi said on Apr 20, 2007....
    :D :D
  • Swizzle said on Apr 20, 2007....
    MM- ROTFL!     (_E=mc2_) !
  • silverwhisper said on Apr 20, 2007....
    i love it! :D

    ed
  • Swizzle said on Apr 20, 2007....
    I thought you would Ed! :-)

  • dailyachesandpains said on Apr 20, 2007....
    Love the smart ass! 
    :-)
    Daily
  • Swizzle said on Apr 20, 2007....
    Here I am a (_?_)  I thought I mentioned where this came from.  To give credit where credit is due; my sister sent this to me in an email.
  • beyondtheveil said on Apr 20, 2007....
    swizzle- I don't use them, but these were funny- especially smart ass.
  • skinandbones said on Apr 20, 2007....
    (101010101010101) = an ass stuck in the matrix
      010110101011010
      011101101010101
      111011010101010
      1  1  1 11 0  0  0 0
      0       1 10  1  0  0

  • Swizzle said on Apr 20, 2007....
    S&B (_x_)
  • blastfromthepast said on Apr 20, 2007....
    Good one!  I'm particularly fond of the 'ass that's been around' lol!
  • mom said on Apr 21, 2007....
    LOLOLOL, those were good.
  • queenparanoia said on Apr 21, 2007....
    ahahahahahaha that was funny!!! =)
  • Swizzle said on Apr 21, 2007....
    (_&_) can you figure this one out?

  • Swizzle said on Apr 21, 2007....
    (_O_) or this one?
  • Swizzle said on Apr 21, 2007....
    (_XXX_) this one?
  • mom said on Apr 21, 2007....
    no, I can't
  • Swizzle said on Apr 21, 2007....
    mom- Twisted ass, asshole and extreme ass or a really naughty one (you choose) :-)

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