Friday, June 06, 2003

Oh my god I passed straight the fuck out last night.  Like got off and into my nice AC’d room and I was just done.  Goodnight and that was the last anybody heard from me for probably close to 10 straight hours which is by far the longest I have managed to sleep in a while.  I need to shave today though I forgot (not that I would have shaved had I the time) but still it is getting kinda nasty and I don’t want to get in trouble or nothing.  Damn I wish my Lil Kim cd would work with my computer.  I guess after I abuse it so thoroughly that I couldn’t expect nothing to start being stupid on it but still I wish I understood what it is.  Will DVDs and CD ROMs be next or is it just something my computer does with certain CD’s cus it isn’t even all of them.  Damn there is no real rhyme or reason.  Maybe it is CD’s by black artists.  My Michael Jackson, Linkon Park and Weird Al work just fine but Snoop, Lil Kim and Wyclef dun work.  Yes it is a plan by the man to stop me from listening to black music and eventually understanding them and leading them to a glorious new future.  Wow.  Well Chris is getting boring again but I think that is because I need to actually get some work done now and stopping looking for new things.  I only forced myself to write to you , my adoring public, last night but I couldn’t even pick up the pen (so to speak) for the story before I straight passed out.  It was crazy.  Well I can’t think of anything else that needs to be said.  Me an my Caly are ready to start the game and I have promised her the ride of a lifetime so it is time for me to start weaving like Arachne on crack.  Check out my tangled web Petey Parker!

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If you were as fine as me you’d have mirrors on your shoes too.  ::looks at his mirror with a cocky smile, then slips it beneath the girls skirt and his smile widens.::

Christopher Allan Radney

Saturday, June 07, 2003

What would you do if you knew you couldn’t fail.  I would conquer the world said the young demon.  You know a funny thing happened and it was definitely a good case of open mouth insert foot.  See I was out doin my job defending the world against devestation and all of that good stuff.  When this one guy came through and kinda annoyed me and I was like Holy Shi-ite!  Now that is just me saying shit but I forgot where I was.  Guy got all bent out of shape.  Stupid muslims.  Its not my fault that a group of people wanted to name themselves Shiites and Turds er Kurds that is.  I swear come to think of it I’m not even sure that has anything to do with being muslim.  It might just be a third world stupid motherfucker kind of thing. Oooooooooooo.  If he wasn’t a local I would have whipped his ass.  Anyway then the djinni asked the young demon would he rule the world justly.  The demon responded only a just ruler can truly reap the world of all her rewards.  There is more to be gained from trades with fellow beasts than can ever be acquired from beating all of the slaves of the world.  I don’t desire a world where I will be worshiped.  I want a world where all will aspire to the stars only then can I reap the benefits of a hundred thousand souls all clamoring for perfection.  Only then.

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In blinded mind you are singing.  A glorious Hallelujah.

Christopher Allan Radney