I love the fresh from the dentist feeling--the slick cleanliness of your teeth that just makes you want to run the tip of your tongue over them again and again.
mmmm....slick and clean.
And I love that the freshly cleaned feeling you get from the dentist seems to last and last through the day.
I'm a strange creature, I suppose. (And right now a good friend is falling out of his chair laughing at me saying "I suppose" to my being strange.)
I really do love going to the dentist. I always have since I was a child. I've never dreaded it, not even when I had to have teeth pulled before I got braces or when I had my wisdom teeth cut out by the oral surgeon.
In fact, I find it a rather relaxing experience to go to the dentist. In fact the dental hygienist and I joked today that it would perfect to have a Dental Spa where you could get a pedicure or a foot massage while having your teeth cleaned.
Sometimes I think that if it weren't for the "scritching" as they check for plaque, I would actually be able to sleep in the dental chair. Well, the grit from the paste and the noise from the polisher when they clean my teeth would probably keep me awake, but you never know.
I suppose I've never been in dread of a dentist visit because I have been very fortunate with my teeth and checkups. Until last year, I hadn't had a cavity in over 30 years. Plus, I've never had a bad experience with a dentist.
Or perhaps the oddness of enjoying dental visits runs in the family. My son, who is 5, actually likes visiting the dentist as well. He has since his first visit when he was about 3. Although, he's such a cute little stinker that he charms all the dental hygienists and the office manager there that it probably really helps in his enjoyment of the experience.
[runs tongue over teeth again].
Yep, slick and clean. I love that feeling.
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lioneljay said on Apr 10, 2007....
You're demented; this cements it for sure. :p -
Zayda said on Apr 10, 2007....
Hey now!
[pokes LJ in the ribs]
There is a difference between being strange and demented. ;)
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lioneljay said on Apr 10, 2007....
Yes, and it can apparently be measured on a whiteness scale. -
TinSoldier said on Apr 10, 2007....
I'm going in for a cleaning on Saturday, the first time in too many years. Even without dental care or even caring too much for them myself, I have pretty good teeth. However, I will still need to have some work done.
My major chore is to get my wife to go to the dentist. She is almost deathly afraid, because of some bad experiences in the past. Now she has some very bad teeth that need major work.
The dentist that I'm going too have taken care of my children for a very long time and they have a very good reputation. I hope to keep reminding my wife gently without putting too much pressure on her.
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MissMimi said on Apr 10, 2007....
Zee, honey, you are a mite weird. I hate going to the dentist. Hate it. The idea of alien fingers in my mouth just gives me the creeps. And I think it hurts. And I've been going to the same dentist for 15 years, and he still can't pronounce my first name correctly.
I admit, when I read the title of your post, I was thinking i'd get to read about some hot shower sex. What a gyp. Of course, the paths my mind is wandering down, I don't think "clean" would have much to do with what I'm envisioning. Help me, I'm melting...melting... Oh, sorry we were discussing dentists, weren't we? ;)
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TinSoldier said on Apr 10, 2007....
That reminds me of a joke:
Q:) What is approximately six inches long, goes into a wet hole, moves up and down, produces some white stuff, and leaves a tingling feeling?
A:) It's a toothbrush!
Get your mind out of the gutter!
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kitty42 said on Apr 11, 2007....
Dude, I think you are like one of the only people in the world who enjoys that evil man/woman in the gloves!I cant stand the dentist! The noise, the feeling...the PAIN!!Wish I could borrow your mouth everytime I had to go to the dentist and for once not feel the terrible pain...! -
kitty42 said on Apr 11, 2007....
hehe...TinSlodier I love your joke!! :0) -
silverwhisper said on Apr 11, 2007....
super z: you're more than just a mite weird, my friend. i daresay your weirdness may require coining its own term! :D
TS: i love it!
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Alyss said on Apr 11, 2007....
I too love the sparkly clean feeling after a trip to the dentist but I am far less fond of the bill!
TS, great joke.
mimi, you crack me up. ;-)
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Zayda said on Apr 11, 2007....
TS--My husband doesn't mind the dentist much either, although he's not nearly as relaxed about it as I am. He particularly hates the after taste of the fluoride treatment and the fact that it upsets his stomach a bit.
I'm still getting a good laugh from that joke. Thank you!
Kitty42--Hmmm...I don't think you can borrow my mouth. Besides, it might look funny on you. I guess maybe I don't hate the dentist because it's never really a painful experience for me.
Mimi--When I have time to breathe, I'll write a steamy shower piece of erotica just for you! :D
And I am not at mite weird. I so am NOT!
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missb said on Apr 11, 2007....
Yeah....i'm not too fond of going to the dentist either :/
Cheers!
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lioneljay said on Apr 11, 2007....
Well, Z, I don't think that you're a weird mite, either. -
silverwhisper said on Apr 11, 2007....
[dodges super z's fatigue-slowed attack]
[parries with a trout to the face]
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Zayda said on Apr 11, 2007....
Alyss: Oy Vey the bill! Thankfully I have pretty good dental insurance, but still the bill could be less.
MissB: I find that few people are fond of the dentist. I guess I'm definitely in a minority here.
LJ--No, I'm not a bug. ;) -
lioneljay said on Apr 11, 2007....
Oddly enough, last night I dreamt that I met a dentist who was gorgeous, single, and a fabulous subbie with a penchant for getting whipped in all the right places. :D
I had a blast!
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Zayda said on Apr 11, 2007....
LJ---Now that is some dentist! ;)
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lioneljay said on Apr 11, 2007....
Z, agreed....but I'm not holding my breath either. -
Zayda said on Apr 11, 2007....
Well, I have a nurse's costume. Will that do?!?! -
silverwhisper said on Apr 11, 2007....
LJ: so did you discover new uses for dental floss? i'm sure you put dental dams to good use... :D
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lioneljay said on Apr 11, 2007....
SW, I already have found some marvelous uses for dental floss but in this case I think that we discovered the utility of my working out a lifetime of dentist-fear-and-hatred at the business end of a flogger.
It was yummo, to quote someone perky.
Z, a nurse's costume always helps.
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Zayda said on Apr 11, 2007....
Oh, wait, LJ, I do have a white lab coat. That might work for dentist garb. ;) -
lioneljay said on Apr 11, 2007....
Hmmm....thinking that Z is volunteering for a flogging....:D -
Zayda said on Apr 11, 2007....
If the flogging is an LJ special flogging, yes of course! ;) :D -
lioneljay said on Apr 11, 2007....
That's the only kind I give. :D -
MissMimi said on Apr 11, 2007....
[hurries in] Did somebody mention flogging? Where do I sign up? -
lioneljay said on Apr 11, 2007....
I'm sure that Z would insist that you wait in line. :D -
silverwhisper said on Apr 11, 2007....
...or risk being punished? :>
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lioneljay said on Apr 11, 2007....
Ed, that seems only reasonable to me....though when one is willing to wait in line to be flogged, I'm not sure if the concept of punishment applies in the usual manner. -
silverwhisper said on Apr 11, 2007....
clearly, the question becomes one of the manner in which they are flogged.
or indeed, where... :>
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lioneljay said on Apr 11, 2007....
Being forced to wait longer is also very troubling for some people. :D -
silverwhisper said on Apr 11, 2007....
you and i share an appreciation for the power of the word "anticipation". :>
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lioneljay said on Apr 11, 2007....
Indeed. I've been called devilish, miserly, mean, demented, and even evil - all because I practice the fine art of prurient prolongment. You surely have also witnessed and enjoyed the spectacular results that occur when a willing woman is turned into a human pressure cooker and it's her own needs and desires that are kept under the lid. It's a beautiful thing, it truly is. -
silverwhisper said on Apr 11, 2007....
i will confess to having more than a little familiarity with such things, my friend, and the beauty of it can indeed be blinding: like the sun breaking through the clouds.
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MissMimi said on Apr 11, 2007....
Zee likes me and I know she would want me to go first. :D -
Zayda said on Apr 11, 2007....
Mimi--Yes, I will let you go first, not just because I like you, but because I am a girl who loves the judicious use of anticipation. So, letting you go first is actually a benefit to me. It gives me more to anticipate. ;) -
silverwhisper said on Apr 12, 2007....
i just want to observe that the phrase "prurient prolongment" is an example of fine wordsmithing. :>
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lioneljay said on Apr 12, 2007....
Mimi, are you ready?
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(BTW, I saw a commercial last night for a brand of gum tht's supposed
to whiten the teeth featuring a woman who has been lost on a deserted
island and I thought of you and your slick and clean teeth, Z)
Z, it's not wise to give a dom such ammunition. I can be very, very patient.
Ed, tyvm. -
Zayda said on Apr 12, 2007....
The question is LJ, who was on the deserted island with me. :p
Hmmm....so can I, LJ. So can I. -
silverwhisper said on Apr 12, 2007....
oo, a battle of wills! :D
[pulls up a chair to watch]
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lioneljay said on Apr 12, 2007....
To be precise, ed, it appears to be a battle of won'ts. Or maybe it's just her way of saying that she's willing to wait very patiently while Mimi goes first.
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silverwhisper said on Apr 12, 2007....
fair point, sir.
some day, i hope to have half your wit, LJ.
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lioneljay said on Apr 12, 2007....
Which half do you want? I'm running an early-bird special on the left side this week; price goes up on Monday. -
MissMimi said on Apr 12, 2007....
Oh, Zee's just waiting to see how her role model deals with being at the business end of LJ's flogger. ;)
I'm giddy with excitement... -
silverwhisper said on Apr 12, 2007....
[trout-smacks LJ]
there's that self-effacing sense of humor again that we spoke about... :p
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mom said on Apr 13, 2007....
Here this is for you, Zayda!
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Zayda said on May 13, 2007....
LOL. Yes, I will wait patiently while Mimi experiences your flogging first. :)
Mom--Interesting video for this thread.
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