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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like . Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like . Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like . Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ..... .Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .... . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like . Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ....... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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  • MsBradford07 said on Apr 09, 2007....
    That is so funny.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Apr 09, 2007....
    So true.
  • The_three_F_words said on Apr 09, 2007....
    I am somewhat vindicated,  hurrah!!!!  Okay, maybe my jokes about guys weren't all that and a bag of chips, but at least someone, whatever your gender, found some good, funny stuff about guys. 
     
    Priceless, the cow and milk and the pig and sausage.  Equality at last, heh heh....
    I really needed that laugh............
  • anonymous said on Apr 02, 2008....
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  • starchini said on Apr 03, 2008....
    where do u get this shit?  funny
  • okokbe said on May 29, 2008....
    HELLO,
    MY NAME IS VIVIAN IN SEARCH OF A MAN WHO UNDERSTANDS THE MEANING OF LOVE AS TRUST AND FAITH IN EACH OTHER RATHER THAN ONE WHO SEES LOVE AS ONLY A WAY OF FUN BUT A MATURE MAN WITH NICE VISSION OF WHAT THE WORLD IS ALL ABOUT AND AFTER READING YOUR PROFILE  IN   I TOOK INTEREST IN YOU SO REPLY TO ME WITH THE BOX. (vivianjoycee@yahoo.com)

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