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I'm in the bathroom right now and I here the Family Guy on t.v.. The oldest asked for a glass of water before bed so he and 4yrold are up. I hear the dog telling another character:" I know why you were so popular, You developed early and gave hand jobs. So I came out screaming and turned it off. My hubby comes out and I explain and he and the kids are laughing. The oldest goes to bed laughing and tells the 8yr old and I don't even know what a hand job is. so now he's laughing and the 4yrold is crying I was watching that. I said not anymore. These fricking shows on Cartoon Network.


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  • CrossInTheSwamp said on Apr 08, 2007....

    I hate Family Guy but watch it anyway, it's so dirty it's like the dirtiest cartoon I ever saw, did you see the episode where the teenage daughter goes to the prom with the dog, and he's drunk, and they make out? Then he pukes afterward and says, "it's not you, it's the booze" then he kinda pauses for a second and says, "You gonna eat that?"  Disgusting.

    A hand job is like pumping up a bicycle tire, exept there's no bicycle, and you're using a penis instead of a tire pump. Sorta, but sideways. With lubricant to help, usually.

  • queenparanoia said on Apr 09, 2007....
    what??? they showed that??? yeah i think family guy is more for adults.
  • husbandhater said on Apr 09, 2007....
    I know what a hand job is my 10yrold didn't. That's why I called this What's a Handjob? It was kinda funny but sad at the same time. My 10yr old is going to lose his innocence. I'm banning that network.
  • silverwhisper said on Apr 09, 2007....
    well, that's kinda unsettling!

    ed
  • mom said on Apr 09, 2007....
    I hate adult swim, and it doesn't get watched in this house.  The humor is crude and vulgar.
  • husbandhater said on Apr 09, 2007....
    So true mom. So true. Now can I ban after 10pm,or do I have to ban all day?
  • mom said on Apr 09, 2007....
    My youngest watches Cartoon Network but when adult swim comes on she watches animal planet.  My husband won't even watch it, thank goodness.
  • botoni said on Apr 10, 2007....
    Family Guy is totally revolting. At the same time it appeals to the truly warped. Yes I do watch it. And no I dont think it should be running early enough for kids to watch...it belongs in adult program time.
  • botoni said on Apr 10, 2007....
    On the other hand....The priest said to Mother Superior "Whats a hand job?" "$20.00 just like downtown."
  • mom said on Apr 10, 2007....
    Bot- LOLOL
  • husbandhater said on Apr 12, 2007....
    Naughty Bot
    {Laughing}
  • ShudderBug said on Apr 14, 2007....
    Tv is out of control, and the worst is coming soon.
  • anonymous said on Feb 09, 2009....
    fuck you guys, if you dont like it you dont have to fucking watch it! you stuck up cunts!
  • anonymous said on Oct 29, 2009....
    Family Guy gets played late at night during Adult Swim, and it's called that for a reason. In the bottom right corner it says Adult Swim and every commercial break it states that as well, so you have plenty of notice, along with the rating in the top left corner of your screen. The kids should be in bed as most content on TV after 10pm is geared towards a more mature audience. Ever see the "Girls Gone Wild" commercials? They are on just about every channel at night, which is a little more sexually "out there and obvious" than Family Guy. Just because Family Guy is a cartoon, does not mean it's meant for children. It's just a style of media. Pay more attention to what your children watch and you can filter out their TV experiences.

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