We stayed on the 25th floor of the Mariott hotel and it is sweet.  That shit is straight clean (yes I am attempting to speak in modern slang.  It is my hopes that by learning modern slang I will have a better understanding of the modern young individual and be able to socialize better.  By gaining this valuable skill I will be able to get myself laid at least once a year.  It might even help me get over the girl that I love which would be very nice because as much as I love her. 

Heart skipping a beat, it’s gotten old.  Like today I saw her name on a bookmark thingy,  (yes she did get a personalized souvenir) and right when I read it I was smiling, till I realized that she wasn’t with me and probably won’t ever be again.  Then I was all pissy for a bit then I got over it and got me a DZ Blizzard and BK Whopper.  As far as she goes though I wish I didn’t love her, I wish that when I closed my eyes I didn’t see her face and that I didn’t dream about holding her.  I wish I could be one of those guess who was crushed that she said we could still be friends instead of being overjoyed that she was still going to let me be part of her life even if it wasn’t the main position anymore.  But I can’t it seems and that is beginning to grow quite old.  For those of you guys out there who think that being friends sux, your only half right though, if you really are in love not being able to be around at all is a much worse fate, least I would think so.  For those of you who have listened as I have teased the love sick of this world I fully accept any and all accusations of hypocrisy for precisely three days give or take after you read this.  Beyond that I am sticking to the fact that I never actually claimed that I wasn’t an evil hypocrite  I just said that I’m proud of it.  I have usually given you two choices, you could agree with me, or you could be wrong.  Well today I’m offering the opportunity to just kinda kick me around while I’m down. 

Well ::blink blink:: didn’t quite mean to bore you to death with an endless bitch like that.  I got some nice pictures for you all and with any luck I’ll never have to look at any of them again.  I almost bought this awesome suit but it wouldn’t be finished in time and the other one was more money than I could get out of the bank that fast so it just didn’t work out for me. Oh well it happens, shit that is.  I can’t really think of much else to tell, cars have their wheels on the wrong bloody side and people drive on the wrong side of the blooming street.  Laws here are supposedly more enforced but it doesn’t seem as such other than littering which is nearly non existent. 

It has also furthered my belief that if you are in a country that does not have a McDonalds you really need to rethink your travel plans because you just might have wandered into hell.  Check your map you probably made a right and Albuquerque it is always a left at Albuquerque, just check with good ole Bugs cus he knows and he is forever making a right there and coming out in all these fucked up places like Mars, the North Pole c’mon you know it’s true it’s damn true.  It is damned hot and damned muggy in this damned country by the way.  Like 95 degrees and 95 percent and it seems like they are racing to see who can hit 100 first.