They say being sexually attracted to the same sex is a first class ticket to hell. Heh. Ok. Well I guess I'm going then. I'm sure I'll meet some of you there. After all, these days people will tell you there's a shitload of reasons why you are going to hell. The only way you won't go to hell is if you go to church and give god money. So...you have to bribe god to get to heaven? And where the fuck is heaven anyway? I thought heaven was in my bedroom last night...
WTF. I mean all I'm asking for is a lap dance or two. Is that such a bad thing?
I thought maybe I was switching sides at one point, but the other day I was eating sushi at a japanese restaurant and in walks this guy who bears a striking resemblence to Gale Harold (Brian, Queer as Folk). I nearly had an orgasm. Holy shit. I still love men. Wow.
My real problem is that I'm a self-centered, arrogant prick. Most everything I do is for myself and I cannot be in a serious relationship because I am not willing to compromise or devote the time, energy and bullshit it takes to make it work. Hey, at least I'm honest.
And what the fuck happened to everyone? I say I want to meet interesting people..and I'll I get is "so what was the last movie you saw?". What....the....FUCK. WHY would you even bother talking to me if you were going to ask such a fucking WORTHLESS question. Get creative for fuck's sake. Take a chance. Live a little.
