It's April Fool's Day, and there's nothing better than a good chuckle at ourselves.
1. What did the number zero say to the number eight?
Ans: So fat already, why still wear belt?
2. Why is the Merlion throwing up all the time?
3. At a bar in New York, a man tells a bartender: "Johnnie Walker, single."
And his companion says: "Jack Daniels, single."
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks: "And you, Sir?"
Ah Beng replies: "Tan Ah Beng, married but available."
Republish this related post which was published 10days ago, a little too early for this particular occassion.
