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So, I've kept the story of this boy a bit closer to the vest cause, well, I'm tired of going on and on and having it end up as SHIT!!!! But, so far so good with this guy, so I thought I'd share!

I met this one at work about a month, 6 weeks ago. He does server support, yes, he's a smartie-pants. He drives the NICEST car holy shit!!! Mazda RX-8. I never care about what a guy drives at all, but DAMN this is a nice ride!! He actually has his OWN place in a beautiful gated community. He's got shoulder length black hair. Greenish-brown eyes. And, well, of course, he's a musician too. SHUT UP! You know I can't help myself. But he's not actively in a band, he does a lot of recording. So he doesn't have that prick attitude like some OTHER recent guy I've written about.

Anyway, the first day we met, within like 3 minutes, I was already mouthing off to him. Don't know why I knew I could, I just KNEW it. I needed to get someone to fix my computer and the guy who normally does wasn't at his desk, so this new guy offered, even though it's not his job. I'd never met him before, but he came over and helped me. Within just a few minutes I said to him, with a devilish grin on my face, and I quote, "Can you PLEASE just shut the fuck up and fix my fucking computer? Do you THINK you can do that?" He looked at me like my hair was on fire, then burst out laughing. It was GREAT!!!! Seriously, I don't know WHAT got into me!!! But for some reason I just knew it would be okay. He looked me straight in the face and said, "If you'd quit fuckin' bitchin' at me, maybe I could get this fuckin' thing fixed.  Okay?"  I ROARED with laughter!  Some people you just click with, even if it IS over the "F" word! ;)

So we started chatting at work here and there, he gave me a few of his CDs. Then he quit and moved on to work at a very good company, which is great because I have a policy of not dating anyone I work with. Then we stared IMing each other all the time. Most of our conversations are like this:

Him: Fuck off bitch...make me dinner
Me: Eat shit and die. Feed your own damn self. I'm no slave
Him: You'll be mine if I want you to be
Me: Get over yourself fucker. I do what I want, when I want. Period. Learn to live with it.

Yep, that's my boy! Those of you who are really getting to know me have probably figured out that I like a verbal challenge!!! Well, I've found one!!!! It's SHOCKING that I've met someone who can keep up with me verbally. He actually shocks ME on occasion. I'm NEVER shocked, nor embarassed, and yet HE finds a way to do it. And I LOVE it!!!! I even blush! Now, keep in mind, if he ever called me a bitch and meant it I'd tear him limb from limb and he'd wish he was never born. This is obviously all in good fun. I am a psycho about the name calling if it's for real. But when we are joking around he can be so damn funny that I about vomit and cry with laughter. He totally keeps me on my toes!!

Finally, Sunday when we were IMing, he asked me out for Sunday night to grab dinner--first date! So we met up and had a 3 hour dinner and did nothing but talk and laugh and smile and talk. It was amazing!  Then we went out to our cars, I saw his, drooled all over it, then we sat in his car listening to music and talking for another hour. It was wonderful. And when I got home, he called me to thank me for a wonderful evening! How damn romantic and sweet!!! Oh, and he asked me out for Tuesday, and I said yes!

So, we went out last night and had even MORE fun!!! We went to a bar that does this trivia game with a host and we came in 3rd. Not too bad since we were such a small team! And ladies, you know how some nights you are just "on" in a social situation? That was me last night. He kept saying to me, "Every time you go up to turn in our answers or you go to the ladies' room, all my buddies come over to me and ask if you are my girlfriend, tell me you are so hot and cool and funny." It was awesome!!! Hee hee. Always good to get approval from the buddies. It was kinda fun having his friends swarm around me all night. ;) Woo Hoo!!

When we left around 9:30 we went out to my car and did the "Is he gonna kiss me dance" for 30 minutes. It was like being 17 again. It was wonderful and nerve-racking and awesome. He finally wrapped it up with the sweetest, almost chaste peck on the lips. I felt like a virgin (almost am at this point!). So, I'm all foofy and happy and stupid right now. We have plans to go out next Tuesday for trivia night again, but I'm hoping to see him before then, or I may just lose my damn mind. I like the idea that that will make me lose my mind. I think I'm a little smitten. Just maybe????

It's so nice to feel all goofy and have it (I think) reciprocated.  He seems to have a little crush on me at least.  And it's also nice that he's so respectful. I know, he and I talk a LOT of trash, but when it comes down to it, he's very chivalrous, opens doors, pays for dinner, let's me order first and walk ahead of him into the restaurant and sit down first.  All that stuff that girls love.  And, after 2 dates, just a quick peck of a kiss.  I love it when a man shows me respect.  It's simply lovely.

So, keep your fingers crossed for Sunny!  He and I chatted on IM all day today and had much fun, so, so far, so good.  I'm doing a happy dance right now!!!  :)

PS: And a quick thank you to all of you who told me to keep my heart open and knock down some of those walls I put up around me.  If I hadn't listened to you I wouldn't be so happy right now.  So thank you my wonderful SC friends.  You have been wonderful and helpful and I love you!!!!


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  • D6fer said on Mar 28, 2007....
    Sunny! nice goin beeeotch! ;p
    ah...new love...fun isn't it?
  • Lucytorial said on Mar 28, 2007....
    Sunny's gotta boyfriend, naa na na na naaa naaaa
     
    Well darling about bloody time!!!! now keep him chasing honey and have some fun... life is not meant to be serious and I think if you are friends and get on that way the rest comes naturally!!
     
    Am way happy for you.......{{{{{{hugs}}}}}..............{{{{{jumpin up n down on heals}}}}}
     
     
    shite! just fell over and ripped my mini skirt! {{ouch}}
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 28, 2007....
    Hey Deep6F-er! I love bein' your beeeotch!!! And yes, new love/smitten-ness/crushes ARE fun!!!!! Yeah, I'm a dork and lovin' it!!!!
  • D6fer said on Mar 28, 2007....
    he he he....as long as you know your place in life thats all that matters! ;p
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 28, 2007....
    Hi Tobi-lee!!!! How ya doin' lady? Awww....you are so sweet!!! And it is about damn time! And I LOVED "Sunny's gotta boyfriend, naa na na na naaa naaaa". That cracked my ass up!!!! You are simply adorable!!!!

    It IS nice being friends first. I'm soooo at ease with him, totally myself and not nervous (except the kissey part...that gives me the good kind of nerves though!). It's heaven!!

    Now, while I encourage jumping up and down at all times, watch out for toppling over!!! Though I bet you look HOT in a torn mini-skirt!!! Sexy mama!!! :)

    Thanks for the hugs and happy dance! I'll keep ya posted! Hopefully with all good things!!! Love ya babe! Sunny!
  • momsrock said on Mar 29, 2007....
    Sunny I'm so happy for you!! This made me all smiley and giddy just reading it!!! keep posting so the rest of us can live vicariously through you!! lol
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 29, 2007....
    Awwwww...moms!!!! You are such a peach!!! I love making you giddy and smiley!!! You know, I LIKE being giddy and smiley myself!!! And if all goes as I hope, I'll be a posting FREAK with all kinds of good and happy stories. If not, then I'm kicking his ass! :) Have Sweet Dreams! And thanks for the happy vibes! I can feel them through my computer! :) Hugs! Sunny
  • Lucytorial said on Mar 29, 2007....

    sunny girl and sunny days ahead.... yeh I look good in a mini skirt torn or not but thats not the point I fell over being all excited.

    first client by the way is a dream...... have everything under control including 19 settlements that are happening on the same day soon.... Yikes it's going to be a busy day when that happens.

  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 29, 2007....
    YAY Tobi-lee!!! I sooo knew you'd kick ass at the new job!!!! How could you not??? Brilliant, funny and just all-around awesome! I'm so proud of you Sweetie! You rule the world and all who inhabit it! Good for you!!!!!

    I love the mental pic of you tipping over with excitement! That'll give me chuckles the rest of the night and all day tomorrow. That, and picturing you doing it in a now-torn mini-skirt!! Bless you for the laughs! You are simply adorable!!! Love ya!
  • D6fer said on Mar 29, 2007....
    I love to hear you describe it Sunny! he he he
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 29, 2007....
    Glad all my verbal vomit is appreciated! Lord knows I can talk/write up a storm!! :)
  • D6fer said on Mar 29, 2007....
    gerbil vomit?
  • amyispretty said on Mar 29, 2007....
    Awesome!!  He sounds hilarious, which is one of the most important qualities in ANYone.  Funny, cute and $??  Jackpot!! 
    I wish you were the manager where I work, we all want to tell the customers to go f themselves when they act all friggin crazy, but alas, we would all be shitcanned.  I've gotten so I can tune them out when they start acting all nutty.  Mostly.
  • curmudgeon said on Mar 29, 2007....
    Sunny - good for you! This guy sounds all right!
     
    Keep us posted!
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 29, 2007....
    Hi amyispretty! You are such a sweetgirl!!! Awww...thank you! It IS so fun to tell people JUST what you think! I rather enjoy it!! ;) Thank God he took it so well!!! And playfully! In my head I'm always screaming at my customers (and most coworkers) "Just kiss my damn ass!!!" Don't they drive you bonkers!!??

    He IS hilarious, and cute, and yeah, that he's a grownup with a job and car and can actually pay for dinner is nice! Jackpot is right! I so hope he's not a wolf in sheep's clothing...and if he is, that he's the RIGHT KIND of wolf...hee hee hee...

    Good seein' ya here again! It's always lovely when you drop by! Hope you are doing great Sweetie! Hugs, Sunny
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 29, 2007....
    Good morning curmudgeon! How's my friend today? Glad you think this guy sounds okay. You KNOW how much I value your opinion!!! If he's not alright I'm getting a gang of us SCers together and we can string him up!! ;)

    I'll totally keep you posted! It sucks today cause I'm out of the office on a company event so I won't get to talk to him all day and I don't think he knows I'll be gone. I'll be in withdrawl!!! Which is good! A little withdrawl is a good thing, if not a frustrating one! Hopefully, he'll feel the same wonderful frustration! :)

    Have a great day curmudgeon! :) Sunny
  • mom said on Mar 29, 2007....
    Wow NTOW- *sigh* sounds wonderful, and you guys talk just like the way I talk.  LOL. He sounds absolutely handsome.  Did you ask him if he has a big pecker yet?  J/K  It sounds like you guys just really mesh.  I am so happy for you both.  Can't wait to read date #2.   Now when you go to work, stick your tongue out at them snooty bitches.
  • minniemouse said on Mar 29, 2007....

    "verbal vomit"......LMAO!!!  My favorite is "diarreha of the mouth"......you crack me up girl!! 

    I'm so glad you found another cool dude!!!  Keep the verbal vomit coming.....we want to hear every flithy fucking detail beeatch!!  LOL

  • HairSprayGirl said on Mar 29, 2007....
    Ok Sunny. I have apparently missed a lot!! Congrats on the new toy,I mean boy!!!! *evil grin*  It all sounds pretty good I hope this works out for you! Which,by the sounds of it,it will! The way you two clicked it sounds like your pretty compatable! Definetly keep us posted!!!!!!
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 30, 2007....
    Hi Mom! Yeah...big sigh...he's a peach. He just called tonight and we talked and laughed our asses off for an hour and a half. I'm not even a phone girl, usually hate the phone since all I do is talk all day at the office, but we had SO much fun! My best friend was here and she said she'd never seen me like that before, all giggly and retarded!

    He even let me put him on speaker phone and serenaded us with the theme songs from The Facts of Life, The Love Boat and The Greatest American Hero!!! Holy God! We were CRACKING UP!!! It was a riot! He has no shame!!!! Of course, that he KNEW the words to The Facts of Life is disturbing...but great all at the same time.

    And while I have not YET asked about pecker size (you naughty wench!) I'd imagine if things keep going as they are now that in maybe a month or two I'll find out first hand...no pun intended!! ;)

    We really DO mesh. It's simply wonderful! I can't wait for our next date either. Looks like it might be Saturday, I've got my fingers crossed. Woo Hoo! We've got a marathon of the old TV show Get Smart lined up, which sounds just insanely fun! What dorks!

    If I do see him Saturday, I'll definitely let you know how it goes! I'll hardly be able to keep my fingers off this keyboard. :) Happy day!

    Hope you are having an awesome night!!! Sweet dreams! Hugs! Sunny
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 30, 2007....
    Hey there minniemouse! Every filthy fucking detail is yours lovely lady!!! You know I'm all about the filth and foul language! God help you all!!!

    Glad you liked "verbal vomit"!! It seems so fitting for some of the linguistic nightmare that comes flying outta my mouth. :) Though "diarreha of the mouth" is freaking CLASSIC!!! The visual on that kinda makes me queasy!

    I'll let you know how it goes...I'm so dopey and excited it's ridiculous. :)

    Have a great night Sweetie! :)
  • Lucytorial said on Mar 30, 2007....
    I bet you are you dirty minx!, saucy sassy and a little fucking good looking can I sleep over one night so we can talk shit!
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 30, 2007....
    Howdy gorgeous HSG!!!! You knockout you!!! Yeah, it's been QUITE a week! It's amazing how the tides can turn so quickly. I love being happy and feeling like a teenager again. All nervous about kissing and talking on the phone and going on a date. It's simply thrilling! And at 36 I didn't know I could feel like this again, so it's just doubly exciting!!

    Tonight on the phone he was talking about watching football games next season together. Awwww....I like it when a guy talks in the future like that. EXCEPT!!!! He's a frigging DALLAS COWBOYS FAN!!! Holy Lord. I'm a Redskins fan. So really, how can I let him live? DEAL BREAKER!!!!! Just teasing, but STILL!!!! Arch enemies! So we may kill each other if this lasts until football season. If you hear of a girl in Scottsdale arrested for killing her boyfriend by strangling him with his Dallas jersey, just know that's me and that I had no choice. No choice at all!!!

    Loved seeing you here tonight HSG! I've missed you girlie. Love ya! Sunny
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 30, 2007....
    Tobi-lee, my lovely girl, you are welcome on my sofa ANY day!!!! Oh Lord, the girl talk we would have!!! The sofa would catch fire! "Dirty minx." I do believe that's my favorite description EVER!!!! You kill me!!!! Love it!

    I can't WAIT until I have some REALLY GOOD girl talk to share with you! While I loved my sweet little peck on the lips from him Tuesday, I must admit that I'm looking forward to...well...a bit more! Yep, that's the naughty coming out! ;) I've been a SAINT for the last 21 months, and YES, I do mean SAINT, so God help this boy if we get to that point. He'll need a lot of vitamins, sleep and at least 3 days off work for recuperation. Hee hee hee... He's NO idea what he's in for. I love to surprise the boys, oh I DO so love that.

    Have sweet dreams Beautiful! :) XOXO, Sunny
  • Lucytorial said on Mar 30, 2007....

    For fucking crying out loud Sunny! - you sound like some teenager about to kill herself if she doesn't get that second hand hold.... lol

    Fuckin shit the fuck up okay cause some of us have about 10.9 years on your little touch down.... lol

    You think we like hearing this shit! - OF COURSE WE DOOOOOOOOO

     

    Now make sure you tackle him when he tries to be overly nice... then you laugh and say sorry "feeling a little like a red socks girl right now so Fuck Off"

    I've done hardly any work today its not funny.... I am waiting on ass hole financiers to get back to me about client loans etc.... its painfull..... and my other favourite people are ignoring me so heck I'm gonna have to entertain myself here!!!

  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 30, 2007....
    Holy Shit Tobi-lee! You are such a fuckin' riot! I sooooo love you!!!! And yeah, I'm a dopey 13 year old!!! I truly, truly am!!!! I'm a dork. Total and complete dork!!!! Thank God I have you here to listen to me babble on endlessly!

    Oh, and I FULLY intend on tackling his ass! It's a cute ass too! Of course, I'm going to have to beat the hell outta him for real for his poor taste in football teams. Bloody nose at a minimum!

    Now, as for you doing no work today, look for the silver lining in that cloud! Paycheck for fucking off all day with me! Sounds just about perfect!!! :)

    Give yourself a hug and pinch on the ass for me! ;)
  • Lucytorial said on Mar 30, 2007....
    Well I've been writing more erotica for vic who it would seem to be totaly asleep - typical fucking guys, they get you horny then fall asleep... absolutely freaking unbeleivable.
     
    Then theres alien who wants to see a pic of me which I have posted but do you think he could get off his porn sites to see it??? nooooo men truly are in another universe sometimes.
     
    Then theres my freaking husband whos so cute but won't bed me at the moment..... so instead he snroes and then I start the whole fantasy thing over again.... you'd better get some honey because if you don't then the rest of us are really up shit creek without a paddle!
  • Lucytorial said on Mar 30, 2007....

    have a look your a girl with ehem taste!!!! hee hee hee....

    its my favourite painting my hb did of me because he didn't change anything about my body.

    http://www.soulcast.com/post/show/56839/embarrasing-moments-at-work

    you have to go to my last post to click through (being lazy)
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 30, 2007....
    Won't BED you at the moment? Is he a crazy person? Clearly he needs help. 1-800-GET-HELP. He should call that number and GET help!!! If only such a number existed! :)

    Erotica, eh? Now who's the dirty minx???? Ummm...YOU!!!! I'm DYING to have the kind of life again where I can write that stuff. If I write it now it just gets me all hot and bothered and I have no outlet for it! Talk about FRUSTRATING!!!! Ugh!!! Hopefully soon...

    Hey, there's a pic of you out there? Where? Which post has a pic of you? I wanna see! I wanna see!!!

    Tell your hubby if he doesn't start using his balls for something productive that you'll just snip them off and keep them in a jar. Why not? If he's not using them????
  • Lucytorial said on Mar 30, 2007....
    I actually want to hyjack him tonight, get him pissed then jump aboard.... use my nine tails and give him a lashing he's not had for a while...
     
    you should have by now seen my reply above about the pic
  • mom said on Mar 30, 2007....
    NTOW- You sound like a school girl.  That is so nice to read.  I feel your excitement and envy you.
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 30, 2007....
    Hey Tobi-lee! It's telling me I don't have permission to view your pic! Damnit! I'm all logged in to flickr and everything, but it says your photo is private. DAMN! I wanna see!

    I vote for hijacking and nine tails! You ARE a dirty girl!!! I've met a kindred spirit!!! :)

    Find a way for me to see your pic. I'm DYIN' here!
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 30, 2007....
    Awww...mom...I'm so glad you can feel my excitement. I'm glad it's coming through. I do feel like a school girl. I wish I could capture this feeling in a jar and drink from it everyday. Heck, sell it on ebay. The only word that really captures how I'm feeling is "lovely." It truly is. Sweet and lovely. :)
  • Lucytorial said on Mar 30, 2007....
    fixing it now honey!
  • mom said on Mar 30, 2007....
    NTOW-  I would like to buy a case of the sweet and lovelies from you.  It might not make me younger but i bet it will make me feel younger.
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 30, 2007....
    It's like a magical elixir Mom...it truly is! I haven't felt so giddy and child-like in so very long. Of course, it's tinged with naughtiness too! I'll bottle it up and send it your way tomorrow. FedEx okay?
  • Lucytorial said on Mar 30, 2007....

    Here you go sunny...... definitely shy aren't I

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/24592166@N00/392612149/in/dateposted?edited=1

  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 30, 2007....
    Holy SHIT Tobi-lee!!!! Goodness gracious!!! Gorgeous! Simply gorgeous. Devastatingly so. And your husband isn't, well...mauling you daily? Fuckin' smack him in the head for me! Please! You are beautiful my dear. Beautiful. He's one hell of a lucky man. There's no doubt about it!!! Now go grab that whip and make him pay for not giving you the love and adoration you so rightfully deserve!
  • D6fer said on Mar 30, 2007....
    Sunny....well ur just as giddy as a schoolgirl! I think u need to get laid! he he he
  • mom said on Mar 30, 2007....

    She is beautiful isn't she?  Tobi has a wonderful smile.

    D6- That girl is just beyond happiness.  I don't know if there is a word to really describe the excitement she is feeling. 

  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 30, 2007....
    Hey Deep6, yeah, I'm totally giddly like a school girl. I was away from the office today and only logged into IM for a minute on a quick trip to my computer. As soon as I logged in he immediately IMed me and said, "Where the FUCK have you been all day?" It was so damn adorable!!! We chatted for a few minutes and he made it pretty clear he was missing me. YAY!!! It's good to be missed!!!!

    Oh, and HELL YEAH I NEED TO GET ME SOME!!! Honey, it's been a LONG time!!!! Just call me: Cobweb.
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 30, 2007....
    Mom, she's spectacular! That smile could light the world!!!!

    And you just made ME smile all big with your cute little comment about how excited and happy I seem. I just love you... :)
  • mom said on Mar 30, 2007....

    NTOW-  I bet you are just as lovely too.  So where are your pictures?

    aww I love you too :)  I will think of a word that will fit. :)

  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 30, 2007....
    You know Mom, since it's just the two of us on here now, I'll put up a pic for a couple minutes. Gimme a a few minutes to post 2 or 3, then I'll put up the link. Let me know when you've seen them so I can delete the link so that no one else can see it. :)
  • D6fer said on Mar 30, 2007....
    Sunny sunny sunny!   don't you know better? there are lurkers everywhere! ;p
     
    hope you don't mind....I had to sneak a peek....you are gorgeous! :)
  • mom said on Mar 30, 2007....
    NTOW- those are great, you are beautiful also.  I can seewhy  this guys likes you.  You are awesome,  Now you make sure that boy knows how lucky he is to have you.:)  Very nice, thanks. the 2nd one was my favorite.
  • Lucytorial said on Mar 30, 2007....
    Can I be your girlfriend sunny!!! just so I look good hanging off your arm like a dyke should!!
     
    woweeee you have amazing eyes!! very sexy... very wowwww
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 30, 2007....
    Thanks Mom!!!! You are so sweet to me!!! I'll remind him daily, trust me!! ;)

    You know, I like that 2nd one too. I don't know why I like it, I just always have. Thanks mom, you've made my night tonight. :) Super big hug to you!!!!
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 30, 2007....
    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT! Damn lurkers!!! Okay Deep6, I'm gonna sooooooooo have to kick your ass!!!! Yep, an ass whoopin' is in the making! Thanks though Sweetie...now I'm blushing... :)
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 30, 2007....
    Tobi-lee, you are so my kind of girl!!!! Damn sexy AND adorable AND funny as hell!!! And here I thought mom and I were all alone on here!!! Oh well...now you all know what my mug looks like!!!! Thanks honey...but if ANYONE on here is a sexy bitch, it's YOU!!!!! :)
  • D6fer said on Mar 30, 2007....
    promises promises....I especially liked the naked ones....annnd the home porn vid was nice too! ;p he he he
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 30, 2007....
    Deep6, that deserves a big KISS MY ASS MO FO!!!! Brat! Porn? AS IF!!!!
  • D6fer said on Mar 30, 2007....
    LOL.....ok....I was letting my imagination go on a bit....what can I say....I'm just a guy!
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 30, 2007....
    Okay, forgiven! :) Cutiepie.
  • D6fer said on Mar 30, 2007....
    I'll reciprocate if you're interested...just gotta figure out how to use the damn thing....gimme a few
  • D6fer said on Mar 30, 2007....
    quick....Im gonna delete it! http://www.soulcast.com/post/show/57013/D6...Full-Frontal-Nudity%21
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 30, 2007....
    Check YOU out Mr. Brawny!!!!! Dude, I had you pictured SOOOOOOOOO differently!!! Holy shit!!!! Nice damn smile there bud. Just ever so slightly wicked!!!!! Oh, and GREAT title: Full frontal nudity!!! Fuckin' perv!!!! Would I expect anything different from you my friend? Ummmm...that would be a big NO!!!! You are simply too much!!! I'm so glad you posted that! Now I have a great mental image of you as I tell you to bite me, kiss my ass, or that I'm about to throw hammers at your head for one reason or another!! Fricking cutiepie!!!! :)
  • D6fer said on Mar 30, 2007....
    LOL....well thanks...shucks! [turns red, runs behind mom, peeks around her]
  • Lucytorial said on Mar 30, 2007....

    Hey Sunny its gonna take the two of us to give him an ass whupping! you in for it??

    D6 you..... I actually thought you were a youngen!  he hee now I like a bit of facial hair on a man.... we call it a pussy tickler here and I bet you've had plenty to tickle right???

    Geeze sunny..... talk about opening yourself up for it or what!!!

  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 30, 2007....
    THAT made my ass laugh out loud! My freaking hamster woke up and stared at me I laughed so loud!!!! He was like, WTF? Lemme sleep!!! Tell your Mommy hi for me! Freak! Okay, I'm going the hell to bed. Thanks for making me blush, lurking (you SOB, you WILL pay for that!), and making me laugh out loud!! Nighty night! :)
  • D6fer said on Mar 30, 2007....
    night night sunny...sweet dreams!
     
  • D6fer said on Mar 30, 2007....
    Lucy...wellllll maybe a few ;)
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 30, 2007....
    Tobi-lee, I will SO join you for kicking his ass! Sounds like he needs it!!!!

    I can't BELIEVE what you just said to Deep6! That too made me wake up the hamster again! You slay me!!! Dying here. Can't breathe from laughing!!!!!

    Honey, I soooo opened myself up for this tonight! I'm in trouble!!! And I love it!!!! You guys have made my night! I'm all just...well, damn happy!!! LOVE YOU!!!
  • Lucytorial said on Mar 30, 2007....
    luv you heaps sunny have a great sleep catch you later when you're fresh again and have tackled Mr. could be.
     
  • minniemouse said on Mar 30, 2007....

    Geez Guys......being on the East Coast sucks......I miss all the late night fun!!!  Pictures and ass kicking.....damn.....what a f'n buzz kill....LOL!!!

     

  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 30, 2007....
    Hey Minniemouse! It got STEAMY in here last night! Sexy pics of hot chicks and guys! Goodness!!!!! I needed a cold shower!!! :) Oh, and kicking D6's ass is always fun! :) Hugs!
  • D6fer said on Mar 30, 2007....
    you better bring a lantern and pack a lunch Sunny! cuz you're gonna ba at it allllll night! ;p
  • mom said on Mar 31, 2007....
    Naked Guys?  I missed that one.  :(  I want to see naked men, unless they look like my husband.
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 31, 2007....
    You are ALL perverts! PERVERTS I say!!! Which, of course, is why I LOVE you!!! D6 is lying his ass off...no nakedness...in his dreams! Now, his wild imagination IS one of the reasons we adore him, so I guess I can't chastize him too much! Though I so love doing it!

    And just so you know Deep6F-ER!!!! I'm making that boy WAIT!!!! These pantaloons of mine are remaining firmly in place for a while, so he's just gonna have to use whatever means at his disposal to, well...keep HIMSELF happy in the meantime!!

    As a matter of fact, we have a date tomorrow! WOO HOO! And that boy is just gonna have to understand that my bra is staying ON! For at least an hour. JOKING! My goal is no bra removal until at least next weekend. I'm gonna work like the devil to stick to my guns on that! It WON'T be easy (neither am I!), but I'm gonna try damnit! It might kill me, but I'm gonna TRY!!! :)
  • D6fer said on Mar 31, 2007....
    I say make him wait even longer! a bit old fashioned...yes....but I have been married for almost 22 yrs now....and she didn't let me feel her up for at least a couple a months! ;)
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Mar 31, 2007....
    Awwww...Deep6...that actually felt from the heart! You going all sweet on me? Even if it's only a temporary attack of sweetness over perversion, I'll TAKE IT!!! It's good to get a man's perspective, especially from Mr. Brawny with the wicked smile!

    I like old fashioned, hence the chivalry addiction I have and the being a "good girl" like I've been since getting divorced. Old fashioned is nice, and rare, and shows respect; all good things in my book!

    So maybe Sir, I will listen to you and keep my bra to myself for even a bit longer! Plus, don't you boys love a chase? Not that I'm a game player, as you can tell I say exactly what I think, and that kind of honesty rarely comes with games, BUT, there is a certain level of making a man long for you that's healthy and good. Agree??? No????

    You are very kind this morning by imparting your wisdom and helping a girl out. BIG hug to you Sweetie! Sunny
  • D6fer said on Mar 31, 2007....

    Glad to help. yes we do like a chase...or should I say, we respect a chase even if it is at times on a more subconcious level.

    [accepts hug, feels up sunny] ;p

  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Apr 01, 2007....
    "Feels up Sunny". That fucking made me laugh so hard I think I blew a pupil!!!!!!
  • mom said on Apr 01, 2007....
    D6- that was cruel.  I was drooling before I saw your pic.  Well if that is frontal nudity then I can do that one too.
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Apr 01, 2007....
    Hey mom! Wasn't that a riot!!! I was all like...uhhh...SHOULD I actually click on that link???? What the hell kinda pic does he have there?????? Little bastard!!!! If we could only kick his ass for his smarmy ways!!! :)
  • mom said on Apr 01, 2007....
    LOL, yeah i was kind of scared and then really disappointed. :)
  • Lucytorial said on Apr 01, 2007....
    No one is really as brave as they pretend to be, but I can guarantee you will see my naked body bounding around sc just to stir some people up!
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Apr 01, 2007....
    Tobi-lee, with a bod like that, you should be sharing the love all over SC!!!! Stir away baby, stir away!!!!! That pic was HOTTTTT!!!!! Yummy girl. All the boys drooling!!!!
  • Lucytorial said on Apr 01, 2007....

    settle petal..... you're gonna make my head even bigger than it already is okay?

     

    Now give me a cure for really fucking ugly bad headaches! at work can't concentrate and feel like ripping off the senior partner's head with a verbal assault he'd want to sue me for. (can't help the pmt but the headaches a real bitch)

  • D6fer said on Apr 01, 2007....
    tobi-lee...try a headache med with caffeine, asprin and acetomenaphine combined...take one more than it suggests...I think it's 3 ...the wife swears by it....she used to get killer headaches too
     
    mom....so sorry for the dissapointment....I had a short home porn with sunny in it...but she made me take it off! ;p
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Apr 02, 2007....
    Hmmm...cure for wicked headaches Tobi-lee? Well, I've always been told by men in heat that a good orgasm is a great cure!!!! But, since you are at the office, let me suggest just going ahead and killing the senior partner. I mean, c'mon? How bad can prison really be? It just might be worth it...;)

    Sorry you aren't feeling good Sugar. I'll send happy head vibes your way right...NOW!

  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Apr 02, 2007....
    Deep6F-er...I'm getting out my paddle...
  • D6fer said on Apr 02, 2007....
    wait....let me get the camera!
  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Apr 02, 2007....
    I love you! You kill me!!!! ;)
  • HairSprayGirl said on Apr 06, 2007....

    It looks like I missed quite an interesting convo!!! I am loving this picture sharing!  I missed out though Sunny!! I wanna see!! I wanna see!!!

    I swear,I need more constant access to a computer because I am going through severe SC withdrawls!

     BTW,Lucy absolutely cracks me up!

  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Apr 06, 2007....
    Hey there baby!!!!! You've no idea what you've missed! Get your ass to my latest post and ready my dirty doings!!! I need to hear from your cute ass!!!!! Love ya Sugar!!! Tobi-lee/Lucy is a fucking hoot!!!!
  • Lucytorial said on Apr 06, 2007....

    Sunny SUNNY please read my last post.... please... IDON"T WANT TO STOP ANY OF THS BUT I have to go and I don't want you to not see my question.

     

    Sweety you are a fucking cak up my ass so much i couldn't possibly not want to keep talking to you....... SUNNY get your fucking head outtayer mouth and read this then go where I say and shit the fuck up bitch then tell me your answer... for feks sake... you are sooooo blonde sometimes I think that the saying should be renamed.

     

    BRUNETTES HAVE MORE FUN DON'T YOU??????  yeh I'm brunette too with a foul mouth to match but only cause you understand and so do most of my real friends too..... I can say YOU CUNT! and people laugh rather than get upset.... gotta have a little sunshine in yer life eh????

     

    READ MY LAST POST SUNNYYYYYYYY *kisses*

  • NotTheOfficeWhore said on Apr 07, 2007....
    I sooooooooooooooooo fucking LOVE you!!!! God bless a sick bitch with a sicker mouth!!!! You are MY girl Tobi-lee!!! And I GOT my ass over there and left you a comment, so read it!!! Read it NOW!!! And while I MAY be a brunette now, I WAS born blonde. So I have an excuse for my dipshitness. SORRY MINNIE (if you read this! You are a brilliant blonde! And Mom too!).

    Honey, you couldn't get rid of me if you tried! I've been missing you sooooo much and just hoping and praying that you are okay...I've been worried. So I'm glad you are doing well and just kinda sliding back into real life. Go see my comment on your page and let me know. Love ya Sugar!!!

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