Our neighbourhood sewage pipes is blocked or something causing my whole drive way to look and smell like a public toilet amids a diarea epidemic!!!! It started yesterday morning with the neighbours drain. After numerous calls and alot of swearing they sent out a team of municipal plumbers last night. They loosened some screws, fastened some nuts, had some dinner, plunged here, pumped there, disinfected the area, asured me everything was sorted and left. I didn't sleep while the slightly more bareble smell on disinfectent kept me company. At about 8, I took a bath, washed my hair, did some things you do on a loo, flushed, washed my hands, brushed my teeth, and sat down in front of the mirror to get my hair dry. Then I heard it....

Gruesome gurgling noises coming from the bathroom...my dog growled...what was it? A monster? A burgler? A rat? A cat? No, it was worse!! Every outlet in my bathroom was regurgelating!! The toilet, the bath, the sink, kept spewing out liter upon liter of water!!!

I grabbed some news paper and old towels and covered the floor...safe...now I just had to get to the little tap that closed off all water to my bathroom. Got my shoes, got my keys, drew back the curtain that covered my glass sliding front door...and shriek like a WWE wrestler on estrogen!!

It looked like ol' Faithfull's evil stepsisters was visiting my street: The neighbours next door, the people across the street, the people next to them, mine aswell as the rest of the block I could see's drains was sending up geyser explosions of human refuge!! I didn't even open my door, I didn't dare and I still don't, so I tried to sign language the guy living across the street asking him if he has phoned the municipality yet. He nodded but I don't think he understood me realy.

I went to my backyard and screamed for my next door neighbour, but he still wasn't home, unaware of the shitty drama that was taking place, killing his "sweetpea" seedlings. But alas, today will indeed turn out to be a Saturday, which means the local municipality is closed!!! Which in turn now means that there will be no fixing of  sewers untill Monday, which means I won't be able to leave my house unless I dress in anti radiation clothing, which means my bathroom will stay under water and I will be unable to use the toilet until....MONDAY!!!!

AARRGH!! I hate living in this peep forsaken town!!

Can anybody top this? Can anybody literally be having a shittier Saturday than me?