We at WSHRUG are always prepared to give you the latest
news!
In a highly shocking development; silverwhisper has been tortured by
the PETA police. Witnesses say he was hitting Pickersplock with some
kind of live fish yesterday, when the PETA police arrived from nowhere
with a pink
bag and a large stereo system. They took silverwhisper to an
undisclosed location. He was spotted this morning highly tweezed,
covered in blue eye shadow, and
running like the dickens, screaming, "I know you write the songs that
make the young girls cry, just please don't make me go to the
Copacabana again! Mandy, where are you Mandy!"
When our reporter caught up with the highly agitated silverwhisper,
he stated, "I placed a cell phone call to bloc and asked him to rescue
me, but he wouldn't." Bloc stated, "I am currently in search of
a website that categorically proves President George W. Bush is,
in fact, a large jar of cocktail onions disguised to look human, and is in
no way qualified to lead this country! So I just couldn't spare the time!"
Silverwhisper has been admitted to St. Hubbins Hospital and is currently
undergoing treatment for the emotional scars inflicted upon him by the
PETA police, who could not be reached for comment.
In a related story D6fer, who had been chatting on the very same post,
has kidnapped Pickersplock, Gingersoul, and Polarheart. He was
lasted spotted prancing around a tree in Utah with a pie crust recipe
in hand, giggling like a school girl! The three women of soulcast were
seen with D6fer. Their hair had been stapled to the tree with a staple
gun which D6fer claims has been "posessed by the devil!"
pickersplock posted on Mar 09, 2007
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silverwhisper said on Mar 09, 2007....
omg...i'm laughing so hard i need to hit the men's room!
ed -
pickersplock said on Mar 09, 2007....
You welcome!!!! -
lioneljay said on Mar 09, 2007....
Cocktail onions? Why does everyone pick on cocktail onions? Why not olives? -
pickersplock said on Mar 09, 2007....
LJ, go ask bloc, he said it!
I was actually considering maraschino cherries or cocktail weiners,
but I thought they were too obvious.
Oh, and I meant to say; you're welcome. It's hard to type with your
hair stapled to a tree! -
pickersplock said on Mar 09, 2007....
Update: Silverwhisper is doing well.
The St. Hubbins cure has been implemented
and hospital officials are optimistic that after a week on the special "marmalade
diet" Silverwhisper will be his old self again!
Meanwhile Pickersplock, Gingersoul, and Polarheart are sick of being stapled
to a tree and have started to scream for Wonder WoMom! -
polarheart said on Mar 09, 2007....
THIS JUST IN. . .Silverwhisper was found cowering in a gents toilet and found by the cleaner. He told her his ordeal was terrible and he doesn't even have any eye makeup remover!!He also said that the PETA police tied him to an office chair and put masking tape on his eyelids so they could not close, whilst forcing him to watch the following video over and over again. This is after he had been tweezed and eyeshadowed. The cleaner gave him some of her floor products to remove the blue eyeshadow; she said he is terribly traumatised!Furthermore, Polarheart was found roaming the highways of Utah in a daze with a large clump of hair missing from the back of her head.
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pickersplock said on Mar 09, 2007....
Pickersplock, still stapled to the tree, now has a stomach ache from
laughing so hard!! Ha ha ow ha ha ha ow ha ow ha ha ow! -
pickersplock said on Mar 09, 2007....
Latest update: Pickersplock and Gingersoul are now screaming in agony
while D6fer serenades them with a tune which sounds remarkably
like Yesterday by the Beatles. If you listen closely you can hear the
song..................................
Polygamy, I can't have one wife! I must have three,
or four, or five, or six, now can't you see
that I'm into polygamy...................
"Make him stop! Somebody make him stop," cries Pickersplock!
Meanwhile Gingersoul is strangely silent! -
gingersoul said on Mar 09, 2007....
Picker......so that's where i have been all this time. I dont recall anything, Picker...
last time i saw D6 he was laughing listenting to his voice's wife at the cell telling him to come back home. I remember his hysterical laugh and the i saw Polar and you trying to run away from him.
I think D6 has made us drink some drugged sake in that sushi restaurant..before Silverwhisper rushed in in that maddening way screaming "TroutSmacker is here! TroutSmacker is here!" and the Peta people attacking him and knocked him down...
D6's agonizing screams made me come back to consciousness...
Picker...damn, these staples are so tight......shut..there i have almost unstaple my rigth hand.....let me help....
LOL
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MissMimi said on Mar 09, 2007....
Being an undercover representive of PETA, I can say with authority that I myself have been threatened with Piscatorial pummeling by the aforementioned Silverwhisper on many occasions. The so-called straw that broke the camel's back, although we at PETA certainly do not advocate such reprehensible treatment of camels, was the threat made today, in which he states that should I maintain my currently sweet demeanor, he would be obliged to strike me repeatedly with said fish. Should this be allowed to continue, I shall be forced to take drastic action.
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Zayda said on Mar 09, 2007....
I laughed until I had tears streaming down my face over this. -
wombat said on Mar 09, 2007....
Glad to see people having fun on SC! -
pickersplock said on Mar 09, 2007....
Well I'm not having fun! You try hanging around all day with your hair
stapled to a tree! Ginger and I both escaped, as you know, and I have just
arrived back at home in NY. I'm going to take an asprin for my raging headache,
get some sleep and then I will start plotting revenge! Ginger, Polar, are you
with me? -
sidhe said on Mar 09, 2007....
I'll take SW's leftover trout now that he has been.......reformed........... :D -
CreativeWoman said on Mar 09, 2007....
I needed a belly laugh. :-D
CW
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polarheart said on Mar 10, 2007....
Yes, I most certainly will join you, Pickers! The missing hair on the back of my head has caused me considerable trauma. . .people keep pointing and laughing :-( We need to get back at that meany D6fer!! -
hotaka said on Mar 10, 2007....
OMG, Milo Bloom and Opus are writing blogs for SC now! A large jar of cocktail onions? Let's all throw cocktail weiners at the White House and have Billy and the Boingers do a charity concert to create awareness of piscine abuse. -
hotaka said on Mar 10, 2007....
I read about some Vikings who once stappled - no nailed - someone's intestine to a tree and made him walk around the tree, unravelling himself, until he died.
Sorry, that's not very funny.
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MissMimi said on Mar 10, 2007....
Polarcakes, honey, I have a wig you can use. Or you could shave your head.
Hotcakes, if you're having a weenie toss at the White House you're going to need some of those frilly toothpicks. Nobody wants weenie grease on their fingers. Ooh, that Vikings thing? That's sorta gross. -
hotaka said on Mar 10, 2007....
Yeah, but it's a true story MissM. Maybe we could re-enact the scene at the White House using cocktail weinies instead of someone's intestines.
Why? I have no idea. Bring a frilly toothpick anyway.
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MissMimi said on Mar 10, 2007....
I got the toothpicks. If nothing else, Pickers, Polar and Ginger can pin D6fer to a tree and force feed him cocktail weenies.
Sidhe, his reformation won't last. Once a fish whacker, always a fish whacker. -
mom said on Mar 10, 2007....
WoMom who has just escaped the flu of doom, has returned with cans of spray on hair and apsirin. I have brought my superfriends Peoples Encrusted Testicle Army (PETA). Unhand and unnail those testicles from that tree, you Viking Bastards! Run Pickers, Ginger, Polar they won't harm you again. No one nails my friends unless I get to video it.
D6- you dastardly no-dogooder. Learn to satisfy the first wife before you take on others.
ED- you troutsmacking tuna head, now you go wash your hands or people will think you have been groping old women again.
As for me, I return to the land of Depends and wait until once again, my peeps call me to aid them in their benign forcitude.
up up and away!!!!!!!!!! *ow my knees* *thud* damn support hose
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wombat said on Mar 10, 2007....
mom: Got a little weirded out on the other blog. Rescue me. Fun out of control? Back later. Must regroup. Thanks. -
mom said on Mar 10, 2007....
aww wombat come back! -
hotaka said on Mar 10, 2007....
Don't worry, mom. I'll hold your hose while you take off. Here, strip 'em off and hand them to me. I 'll watch. -
mom said on Mar 10, 2007....
ok *strip* *hands support hoes to hotcake* -
RollingC said on Mar 10, 2007....
oops... *covers eyes*... (some things you just shouldn't see) -
boyzmom said on Mar 10, 2007....
Is everyone back to normal now? I hope not, this is too funny! -
gingersoul said on Mar 10, 2007....
Picker........that aspirin worked miracles for me...my scalp doesnt hurt anymore.....ouch ouch....D6 you will taste our revenge!....
*ginger is heading to Home Depot for a quick visit before reuniting with Picker and Polar*
Polar...honey...that missing hair ...dont worry....i can can barely notice it...Picker...pass me that wig....we have to go on disguise from now on....
where is D6?????
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silverwhisper said on Mar 10, 2007....
[laughing too hard to type anything sensible] -
gingersoul said on Mar 10, 2007....
HA HA...BUT I heard you TroutSmacker!!
*ginger turnes her head looking for SW*
Mom..Hotcake....he is here!!! He is back!!
Picker and Polar ....watch out.....that stinky fish is back....
drat...not durign my breakfast.....it ruines the smells of my heavenly cappuccino.......
I have to call Mimi .
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pickersplock said on Mar 10, 2007....
Latest news flash from WSHRUG a staple gun posessed by the devil,
has recently escaped from D6fer and is stapling it's way across the
mid-west. Witness Ida Mae Jenkins stated, "I saw the thing stapling
my St. Bernard to my Ford Focus and ran out with my shot gun to
stop that thing, but it just stapled the gun to my forehead and ran off.
Well, on second thought it didn't really run so much as stapled. As
it left, it cackled and told me to call it Barry!" The staple gun is highly armed
and should be considered extremely dangerous. In a related story Pickersplock
has disappered, allegedly she is meeting with highly trained undercover
operatives and may not be back for days. Police would have placed D6fer
under protective custody but he is nowhere to be found! Meanwhile
bloc is strangely silent. Has he found the infamous cocktail onions website?
Only time will tell! -
polarheart said on Mar 10, 2007....
[ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ oh noooooo! the staple mad staple gun is chasing meeee!!!! Help!!!*** Polarheart is having traumatic flashbacks of having her hair stapled to a tree ***Ginger and Mimi any and all wigs will be much appreciated. /O\ (me with a wig) -
kruuyai said on Mar 10, 2007....
How do I always miss the good stuff? Nobody ever staples my hair to a tree. (sob) -
boyzmom said on Mar 10, 2007....
Me either Kruu, but I was once handcuffed to an ant tree. -
hotaka said on Mar 11, 2007....
kruuyai, how about a date? Just you, me, a sturdy oak and a staple gun. -
D6fer said on Mar 11, 2007....
[ Wakes...rubs eyes] What the fu????? Where'd all you girls go? Damn! I knew I should have used duct tape! [finds hair on tree] I can use this DNA to creat my own clone of pickers, ginger, and Polar....I will call her Gingerpickerpol....she will be faster, smarter, sexier......and will have much stronger hair than those girls! -
D6fer said on Mar 11, 2007....
Allright damn it! Who's got my staplegun?....and why does everthing smell like fish? -
polarheart said on Mar 12, 2007....
Intro **Music from Frankenstein**Scene: Lightning flashes outside; D6fer wearing a white lab coat - a maddening grin on his face. On the bed lies his latest creation: "Gingerpickerpol" !!!!!D6fer attaches electric conductive wires to the temples of his creation. He just needs to wait for the perfect lightning strike in order to give the woman of his dreams - LIFE!!He watches waits and as a huge lightning strike crashes to earth, D6fer pulls the lever to let the current flow into his creation. He watches, waits with baited breath and then HER EYES OPEN!! Gingerpickerpol is born!!!**heavy organ music to close scene** -
gingersoul said on Mar 12, 2007....
Polar....and D6......LOL.....
Now that this beautiful (naturally...eheheeh) monster is born...which part of her body is mine, which one belongs to Picker and to you, Polar??
and what about her personality and moods and taste..
oh, i am already getting dizzy.....lol...
And.....where is TroutSmacker now????.....{muahhhhhhhhh}
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D6fer said on Mar 12, 2007....
[tongue drops to chin....draws it back in]
oooooh! Baby! ....so.....how u doin?
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silverwhisper said on Mar 13, 2007....
[trout-smacks GS]
someone call my name? :D
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gingersoul said on Mar 13, 2007....
nah nah nah........
*ginger hides so fast that SW is still looking around for her while she dials the secret number of D6's secret cell telling him to activate Gingerpickerslop against SW...right now!*
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silverwhisper said on Mar 13, 2007....
[ducks to the right and smoothly rolls over d6's secret cell, crushing it] -
gingersoul said on Mar 13, 2007....
SW....i can see you still have that Matrix touch in you...LOL....
But have no fear......as soon as D6 wakes up (....darn, D6, wake up!!!!!) you can kiss goodbye to your dance-like-smooth-sliding-slow motion-kind-of-thing stuff (pfiuuu, that was long to write...).....
*ginger dials Polar and Picker's now*.....shut, girls..where is everybody?
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polarheart said on Mar 13, 2007....
TADA!!!! I am here, Ginger, fully recovered from my loss of hair!! Now where is that fish abusing matrix mover?? -
gingersoul said on Mar 13, 2007....
Polar...LOL..love it.......TroutSmackerFishAbusingMatrixMover....what a nickname!
SW... your name is getting longer and longer by the minutes....aren't you feeling heavier and heavier?...
Polar....but if we continue with this pace before we can finish to call his name that stinker will be arrived to China!........lol..
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silverwhisper said on Mar 13, 2007....
i am a leaf on the wind; watch me soar
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pickersplock said on Mar 13, 2007....
Ginger, Polar, am checking in from the underground!
The crow flies at midnight (wink, wink) and the blue
monkey has a pink nightie!
D6fer, you can clone yourself silly,bub! Your creature will
never be as "wicked sexy" as us! -
polarheart said on Mar 13, 2007....
Oh, Pickers, you have eventually come out from deep under cover hiding!! (But I need to go into hiding now as it is 23 hundred hours. See you when the white dove returns with an olivetree leaf where the Queen has scones for breakfast!
8¬) (me with dark glasses)
PS: You have a LOT of catching up to do!!
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D6fer said on Mar 14, 2007....
[Wakes up...scratches ass...burps]oh jeez....I gotta stop drinkin! GINGERPICKERPOL ! COME HERE QUICK ![Gingerpickerpol emerges from the shadows]uh.....are you the same chic I was with last night?You are looking an awful lot like mom! Gingerpickerpol -
polarheart said on Mar 14, 2007....
Gingerpickerpol flicks back her red hair and says,
"I will take that as a compliment. Too bad you as a regular human can not keep up with my needs. The DNA from Ginger, Pickers and Polar has given me the libido of a rabit on viagra. . .I am afraid you, D6, could never be enough for me. . .you just aren't capable."
D6fer looks dispondent. . .his creature has REJECTED him!!
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D6fer said on Mar 15, 2007....
"Take this as a compliment bitch!" [pulls out 9mm pistol...empty's into Gingerpickerpol....dumps can of gas on carcass, burns to heap of ashes]
"well......back to the drawing board!"
[heads back to the tree]
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mom said on Mar 15, 2007....
D6- Was that really necessary? Are you going to kill off every cyborg you create that doesn't agree with you? Did you ever see WestWorld? -
D6fer said on Mar 15, 2007....
well.....uh...yes...yes I am =\
and I already have another in the works....added to the DNA of Gingersoul, Pickersplock, and Polarheart is that of momsrock, Miss Mimi, Zayda, Wombat and of course yourself! and I shall call her momsmommimizaywompickpolsoul !
I have genetically engineered her myself to have a mouth, but no vocal chords!
woooohahhhahhahahahah!
[skips merrily back to the tree]
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mom said on Mar 15, 2007....
LOL, well you will be happy to know I have laryngitis, so you can take away my vocal cords but you shall never take away my FREEDOM!
You said genetically, are you sure you didn't mean genitally?
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botoni said on Mar 19, 2007....
Pickersplock.....................Have I told you you re my favorite? -
pickersplock said on Mar 19, 2007....
No, I had no idea!!! Favorite what? -
botoni said on Mar 19, 2007....
ummmm.....SoulCaster! -
D6fer said on Mar 19, 2007....
Pickers.....sorry...I had to kill her....she just wasn't you! -
hotaka said on Mar 20, 2007....
@silverW
I am a fart in a windstorm. Bet you can't hear me roar.
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RollingC said on Mar 20, 2007....
Maybe not hear you but betcha he can smell ya..... : >) -
pickersplock said on Mar 20, 2007....
botoni, I'm so flattered! D6fer, (I am sticking out my tongue) thbbbbbbbbbbb! -
kruuyai said on Apr 27, 2008....
So, who exactly was St. Hubbins... -
pickersplock said on Apr 27, 2008....
Actually I took St Hubbins from the movie Spinal Tap.
One of the guys in the band was named David St. Hubbins. LOL
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kruuyai said on Apr 27, 2008....
I just knew you made it up! ;-)
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