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  • you get out of the shower, towel off, and begin to get dressed only to realize you have only brought panties and jeans with you to the bathroom but no bra or shirt




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  • silverwhisper said on Mar 08, 2007....
    [offers you some cocoa]
  • lioneljay said on Mar 08, 2007....
    YKYTWY think that the woman wiggling her hips next to you in bed is the incarnation of Satan whose only goal for all of eternity is to keep you from sleeping.
  • MissMimi said on Mar 08, 2007....
    YKYTWY unplug the ringing phone instead of answering it. I still haven't plugged it back in.
    YKYTWY take your handful of pills and 5 minutes later, can't remember whether you did or not.
  • silverwhisper said on Mar 08, 2007....
    YKYTW...

    you belatedly realize that isn't your sweater on the back of the couch: it's the cat.
  • beyondtheveil said on Mar 08, 2007....
    YKYTWY shampoo and condition you hair, then step out of the shower to realize your body isn't washed.
     
    YKYTWY take your dog's pill instead of giving it to the dog.
  • Zayda said on Mar 08, 2007....
    Thanks for the cocoa, Silver.


    LJ--I'm sorry but I can't help but laugh a bit; I'm laughing sympathetically though


    Mimi--Oh, the phone thing. I do that sometimes. I just turn the ringers off though--on both the house phone and the cell phone. Then I turn the volume down on the answering machine so I don't have to hear it pick up

    My mom has that pill issue sometimes. I'll be honest, it scares me a bit. Thank goodness my dad is around to remind her she has indeed taken them.


    Silver--My cat, W.C., happens to make a good pillow. He's very amenable that way. Did you squish yours or try to pick it up and wear it?



    Beyond--LOL. I've done that with the shower.. It really makes you feel ridiculous when you do.

    0.o   taking the dog's pill though. yikes! Wait, I have accidentally taken a vitamin I was supposed to be giving my son before.
  • polarheart said on Mar 08, 2007....
    YKYTWY fall asleep in the bath only to wake up shivering in the cold water.
     
    YKYTWY find yourself picking up your crying child from his bed and you have no recollection of how you got from your room to his.
  • MsBradford07 said on Mar 08, 2007....
    That sounds like something that I have done.
  • silverwhisper said on Mar 08, 2007....
    YTYTW...

    you try to tell a funny story about mistaking your cat for a sweater but neglect important details, such as what resulted from the mistake... :p

    i went to try to wear it, but then he squawked at me a little. i was a tad embarrassed, but happily, there were no witnesses. and i'll deny it if ever asked!

    ed
  • Alyss said on Mar 08, 2007....
    YKYTW you wake to find a phone message you'd slept through politely wondering why you'd failed to show up for an appointment.
  • skald said on Mar 08, 2007....
    Or when you take a shower with your bra on. 
  • Expendable said on Mar 08, 2007....
    My fav is waking up to find the electric kettle boiled dry while you were waiting to make your cocoa.
  • silverwhisper said on Mar 08, 2007....
    YKYTW you wake up, the alarm hasn't sounded yet, but you're wondering if you're still asleep.

    ed
  • MissMimi said on Mar 08, 2007....
    YKYTW you give your dear husband the evil eye because his alarm woke you up.
  • silverwhisper said on Mar 08, 2007....
    i thought that was just normal!

    ed
  • queenparanoia said on Mar 08, 2007....
    ahahahahahaha very funny!!! and these are based on mypersonal experience.
     
    YKYTW you just turned on the t.v. and you wonder where the remote and looked for it. but realizing after 5 minutes that your holding it...
     
    YKYTW: you are looking for your sun glasses but you are actually wearing it...
     
    YKYTW: you are looking for your keys after you just put it down 5 minute before...
     
    YKYTW: you go to school in mismatched socks.
     
    YKYTW: you post some ridiculous comments on soulcast and you didn't even remember posting it...
  • Frlncwrtr said on Mar 08, 2007....
    YKYT(of it) WY login to Soulcast and find out that the same asshole is still incessantly writing blogs about you even though you've ingnored him for days! Argggg!
  • Lioness said on Mar 08, 2007....
    YKYTWY accidentally picked up the hot iron and put it in your ear when the phone suddenly rang.

    YKYTWY splash a handful of creamy substance all over your body, thinking it's your lotion, only to find out it's costly your facial wash.
  • momsrock said on Mar 08, 2007....

    YKYTWY: Shave an entire leg with a pumice stone instead of your razor... they have the same size handle...

  • husbandhater said on Mar 08, 2007....
    YKYTWY :Are answering blogs on SC and the words begin to blurr on your computer.lol
     
     
  • dazed_and_confused said on Mar 08, 2007....
    YKYTWY missed the bus stop and had to cross another overpass to go back to your actual stop.

    YKYTWY forgot to press the elevator buttons to your floor only to find out that you are at the topmost floor already.

    YKYTWY bang your head several times on the way home.

    YKYTWY look for eyeglasses, which you are actually wearing.

    YKYTWY drink 3 pints of coffee and you are still disoriented :P

    LOL. These are all my experiences, mostly it happens to me, when I go on overnights here at the office.

    Just came from the elevator from hell {{giggles}},
    dazed

  • mom said on Mar 08, 2007....
    YKYTWY keep trying to unzip the fly to your underwear.
    YKYTWY use your hand as toilet paper
  • queenparanoia said on Mar 09, 2007....
    ewwwwww mom that is gross!! using you hand as toilet paper????
  • polarheart said on Mar 09, 2007....
    Lioness - did you get badly burned??  You poor girl!
  • mom said on Mar 09, 2007....
    Queen- that is when you are really tired.  Oh you think I did that?  Oh no not me.
  • Lioness said on Mar 09, 2007....
    Hi polar, {{knock on wood}} just saw it on tv. lol, I think that's very stupid and funny.  :D

    mom, LMAO

    YKYTWY are going somewhere, secure the front door's lock but find out later that the backdoor is wide open.
  • polarheart said on Mar 09, 2007....
    Oh, I am so relieved that it wasn't you, Lioness!
  • mom said on Mar 09, 2007....
    LOL, I may have done that Lioness, with the front door
  • Lioness said on Mar 09, 2007....
    polar, I just hope it won't happen in the future.

    mom, I did that too, but at night time, about to go to bed..
  • silent_wisp said on Mar 09, 2007....

    YKYTWY ...

    > forgot to comb your hair and look in the mirror b4 going out the house.

    > going in and out of the room without thinking why you went out or went in.

    > Went to take a bath but forgetting to bring the towel...

    > Looking for things that are already visible infront of [if they are alive...they surely will yell at you or bite you.

    > Don't know what  day it was...

  • princessbitch65 said on Mar 09, 2007....

    ROFLAMO!!!!! It sucks at the time when you do something like that but its funny at the same time. Mines is when I will go into a room to get something but when I get there, I can't remember for the life of me what I was getting!

    Also I was getting some cereal one morning and put the milk in the cabinet and the cereal in the frig..... Should have slept the extra 15 minutes!

     

  • czarxtian said on Mar 09, 2007....
    YKYTW a blink of you're eye stays close more than 5 minutes... then it blinks again!!!!
  • dailyachesandpains said on Mar 09, 2007....
    Princess:  That's a riot.  I was cleaning the fridge and I put the Pine Sol in the fridge and didn't notice it until this morning.  I've opened the fridge a 100 times since i cleaned it.  I feel better that nobody else noticed it front and center either, lol
     
    Daily
  • silverwhisper said on Mar 09, 2007....
    YKYTW...

    you grab the wrong razor in the shower.

    ed
  • lioneljay said on Mar 09, 2007....
    YKYTWY nearly put your nightly deposit of laundry into the garbage can instead of the dirty clothes hamper.
  • aqualena said on Mar 09, 2007....
    you realize you've been staring at the computer screen for ten minutes without blinking your eyes... Damn the affects of unprescribed ADD drugs.  *giggles*  Then you realize the drugs are actually placebo.

    - Pill boxes work wonders people.  Fill those little boxes up every Sunday then take the pills on the correct day.  If you can't remember if you just took your pills, all you have to do is look.  Now if you forget what day it is...
  • Alyss said on Mar 09, 2007....
    LJ, I've done that with my laundry numerous times!
  • princessbitch65 said on Mar 09, 2007....
    YKYTW- you accidently answer your home phone  with " Hello, this is_________( fill in the blank of where you work).  I did that once and decided to go to bed early that day- at 7pm! Whew!
  • MissMimi said on Mar 09, 2007....
    YKYTW when you start the washer, put in the laundry, close the washer, and start to walk away... Then you remember to add the detergent.


    YKYTW you carry a dirty dinner plate with a used napkin on it into the kitchen and very nearly throw the plate away and set the napkin in the sink.
  • Zayda said on Mar 09, 2007....
    Wow this post took on a life of it's own.


    I've been sitting her giggling empathetically because I recognize myself in some of these YKYTW comments. :D


    PrincessB--When I worked at a public library, I cannot tell you how many times I answered my home phone as if I were still at work.


    Silver--the wrong razor--ouch?!!


    MissMimi--I've nearly done that with a dinner plate several times. And I've washed an entire load of clothes twice without the detergent in them. *sigh*
  • silverwhisper said on Mar 10, 2007....
    super z: yep, wrong razor. not fun. :>

    princess b, i called a friend of mine at home once, a guy i knew from work, and he did the same thing. :D

    ed
  • momsrock said on Mar 10, 2007....

    I was exhausted this morning and dumped pepsi in cereal instead of milk. I was so tired that I stopped for a minute wondering if they would like it... then I snapped out of it and dumped it to start over.

  • MissMimi said on Mar 12, 2007....
    I did this last night. YKYTW you put the kettle on the stove so you can have some herbal tea, and 10 minutes later realize you neglected to turn on the burner. By then I didn't want the tea anymore.
  • Zayda said on Mar 12, 2007....
    Mimi--I do the put the kettle on, turn the burner on, get the water hot, steep the tea and forget you are steeping the tea thing all the time. /sigh


    Or I remember I am steeping it but set the mug down, and find it 3 hours later.



  • MissMimi said on Mar 12, 2007....
    On a particularly tired day, I made myself some tomato soup, heated it and poured it in a mug, and decided I didn't want it. Then I decided I wanted some hot cocoa, made that, heated it, and put it in a mug. You guessed it-- I then decided I didn't want that either. Both went down the drain. Good grief.
  • silverwhisper said on Mar 13, 2007....
    YKYTW...

    ...you would rather sleep than have sex.

    ...you make a comment that completely distorts your views on a matter that is important to you.

    ...you can't go back to sleep, it's the middle of the night, and you think, "jeez, maybe i should do some work"...then actually do some.

    ed
  • Zayda said on Mar 13, 2007....
    YKYTW...


    ...you are cleaning up the kitchen, pick up a glass and take a swig of flat club soda and lime that's been sitting out all night.


    ...you take your son to school and get "lost" 7 blocks from your house because they are doing road construction and all the normal ways home (mind you it's only 2 & a half blocks from school to house) are closed off.
  • lioneljay said on Mar 13, 2007....
    Mimi, at least you didn't put the cocoa into the same mug as the soup.
  • MissMimi said on Mar 13, 2007....
    Ugh. Now there's an appetizing idea. :)
  • Alyss said on Mar 13, 2007....
    YKYTW  when you have an unexpected window of opportunity to talk with someone you love but mutually agree that sleep is more important than talking.
  • lelu said on Mar 20, 2007....
    I totally hear you there Alyss. My fiance should be getting online shortly (he's deployed) and I determind I'm way too tired to stay up. I've slept six hours since Saturday.
  • Zayda said on Jun 01, 2007....
    YKYTW before showering you are sitting at the computer in a pair of lounging around shorts and you look down at your legs and say to yourself "I need to shave". You shower, shampoo, towel off, dress, and look down at your legs and realize you didn't shave.
  • MissMimi said on Jun 01, 2007....

    YKYTW you take the rubberband out of your hair and put it back in your hair, and realize you didn't use the hairbrush first.

    Zee made me stay up to late last night.

  • lioneljay said on Jun 01, 2007....
    YKYTW you mistake the linen closet for the water closet and find yourself one zipper pull away from you-won't-believe-what-Dad-did levels of embarrassment.
  • Zayda said on Sep 11, 2007....
    YKYTW--You wake up, look at your husband who has showered and dressed and say "Thank Goodness it's Thursday". He arches an eyebrow and says, "Ummm, it's only Tuesday" and you pull the covers over you head and think "SoB it's going to be a long week".
  • Zayda said on Mar 12, 2008....
    YKYTW--Three days back to work after "spring break", you wish like hell you had another week off.


    YKYTW--You take a nap and wake up more tired than before the nap.


    YKYTW--You try unsuccessfully to unlock the back door to your house with first your car key, then your office key, then the keys to the other two doors of the house before you hit on the right key.
  • silverwhisper said on Mar 13, 2008....
    YKYTW...you wake up, it's dark out and you figure, "how late can it be?" only to find your glasses and see that it's only 2 am. and you're wide awake.

    ugh. that thing w/ the keys is a special kind of tired. i hope you're sleeping.

    ed
  • dailyachesandpains said on Mar 13, 2008....

    When you don't go to sleep and start cleaning at 4AM no matter how badly your back's killing you.

    Good Morning, Ed!

  • silverwhisper said on Mar 13, 2008....
    good morning daily! now, stop cleaning and rest your back!

    ed
  • dailyachesandpains said on Mar 13, 2008....
    LOL!  I'm sure I will head up back to bed soon.  I try to stay up until Little D. gets home from school so she knows I exist when I have nights like last night.  I don't know if I can keep my eyes open another hour though.  I also try to go back to bed when she goes in for a nap...that doesn't always work because she wants to nap (chat up a storm) with me. 
  • iamshay said on Apr 19, 2008....
    YKYTW......looking in the mirror and seeing youself yawning and murmuring.....
                        what the heck.....
         
  • Zayda said on Jun 20, 2008....
    YKYTW you purposely turn on the cold water in the shower in hopes that it will wake you up.
  • Zayda said on Aug 15, 2008....
    You type the word "signout" as your user ID for gmail.
  • silverwhisper said on Aug 15, 2008....
    yeah, that's definitely a bad one!

    YKYTW you're in the shower and don't recall whether you've already shampooed your hair or not.

    ed
  • Zayda said on Aug 15, 2008....
    Silver: I do the "did I shampoo my hair or not dance" all too often.
    YKYTW you can't muster the energy to make coffee.
  • MissMimi said on Aug 15, 2008....
    YKYTWY --  Cut an entire half-yard of fabric strips the wrong size.  Grrr.
  • silverwhisper said on Aug 19, 2008....
    z: that's a dance for you? me, it's more of a shuffle... :D

    ed
  • Expendable said on Aug 19, 2008....
    YKYTW you fall asleep at the keyboard and wake up to find because your tongue was pressing against your teeth it's fallen asleep. ow. ow. ow.
  • Zayda said on Sep 23, 2008....
    YKYTW you get on the elevator, press the close door button, and 15 seconds later wonder why the hell the elevator isn't moving, only to realize that it won't move if you don't press the damn button for the floor you want to go to.
  • silverwhisper said on Sep 23, 2008....
    [giggle] that's really, really tired, z. :>

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