CANCER The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to
CAPRICORN The passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistable, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart.
PISCES The Piece of ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high ### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet..
ARIES The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to #### with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships. Addictive. Loud. best in bed. .
TAURUS The Tramp
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the most sexiest people on earth! .
GEMINI Does Twosomes
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE..
LEO The Lion in bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at it. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.
VIRGO The Virgin
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. .
LIBRA The Lover
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you want to #### with... you might end up crying... The most irresistible..
SCORPIO The Sex Addict
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.
SAGITTARIUS The Sexy one
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Ama zing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you want to ### with, you might end u p crying.
AQUARIUS Does it in the water
Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. AMAZING in bed,
granmomi21 posted on Mar 07, 2007
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wombat said on Mar 07, 2007....
granmomi21: Well! I am Sag and hubby is Cancer--we match up well, don't we? And on the mark for the most part, too. Especially about me being "very pretty." LOL! -
granmomi21 said on Mar 07, 2007....
Im a virgo...sweeet -
silverwhisper said on Mar 07, 2007....
great talker. sexy and passionate. laid back. knows how to have fun. is really good at it. great kisser. unpredictable. outgoing. down to earth. addictive. attractive. loud. loves being in long relationships. talkative. not one to mess with. rare to find. good when found.
why, this is all indisputably true! :D
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secretlife said on Mar 07, 2007....
Gemimi.Does Twosomes Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE..
gee, ..mine's all true too....lol! i love this horoscope stuff. it's good for the ego...
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granmomi21 said on Mar 07, 2007....
I think my horoscope should read: Tired cranky, needs coffee in the morning, clean freak, loves family and freinds but crotchety to every one else, but can be fun loving, and a clown. Likes sex, but dos'nt live for it, needs attention, gives attention, control freak.. I mean, lets be REAL, LOL -
yani said on Mar 07, 2007....
ow shoot! I'm a liar! :)
I don't know if that's good or bad news hehehehe
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genalonewolf said on Mar 07, 2007....
I have always liked my sign, the Gemini, and after reding this it just reaffirms it. I always tell pickle double your pleasure double your fun!! -
MissMimi said on Mar 07, 2007....
CANCER The Cutie MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to
Oh my yes, absolutely true! Freak in bed? LOL
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Lioness said on Mar 07, 2007....
Ohh wow.... I love this. Leo, I am.
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silent_wisp said on Mar 08, 2007....
SCORPIO The Sex Addict
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.silent_wisp says: I'm easy going. Love to have a long relationship. slight talkative and Caring...energetic.
But when terms of "sex addict and Sexy"...I'm totally different from my sign haha
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Redrum said on Mar 08, 2007....
Do you have training on making this kind of stuff up?
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gingersoul said on Mar 08, 2007....
Gran...this is funny!
I am Taurus......the descritpion is all ME......lol..
TAURUS The Tramp
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the most sexiest people on earth! .But i like specially the description for Aries...The Liar....guess what? My ex husband is Aries....lol....
Secret....my daughter is a Gemini, like you....oh oh...i can foresee trouble in paradise....:-0
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mommyof2 said on Mar 08, 2007....
Well that explains me...cancer -
lioneljay said on Mar 08, 2007....
So when were all the boring not-interested-in-sex spouses born? Or are they all aliens sent here to infiltrate the ranks of sexy Earth people? -
silent_wisp said on Mar 09, 2007....
hmmmm.... they just need some lessons...just a joke
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granmomi21 said on Mar 09, 2007....
You guys are halarius.
REDRUM: I dont think you need training to make up bull shit...LOL -
botoni said on Mar 10, 2007....
Ginger..........omg.....I am taurus too and my ex wife is..........you guessed it aries!Umm....and yeah the description fits................granmomi21...you are a marvel at the bull.....hehehe -
anxietygirl said on Aug 29, 2009....
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to It's always amazed me how much I fit the Cancer description...I'm really passionate, emotional, and over sensitive;I don't look at sex as just something physical; and i am random and really silly lol
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