1. You've never met any celebrities.

2. "Vacation" means going to Cedar Point.

3. At least 1 member of your family disowns you the week of the Michigan/Michigan State game.

4. Half the change in your pocket is Canadian.

5. You drive 86 mph on the highway and pass on the right.

6. Your idea of a traffic jam is 40 cars waiting to pass an orange
barrel.

7. You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre.

8. It's easy to get VERNORS Ginger Ale, Sanders Hot Fudge sauce and Faygo Pop.

9. You know how to pronounce "Mackinac."

10. You've had to switch on the "heat" and the "A/C" in the same day.

11. You bake with SODA and drink a POP.

12. The movie "Escanaba in Da Moonlight" wasn't funny. You consider it a documentary.

13. Your little league game was snowed out.

14. The word "thumb" has geographical meaning, rather than anatomical significance.

15. You show people where you grew up by pointing to a spot on the back of your left hand.

16. Traveling coast-to-coast means driving from Port Huron to Muskegon.

17. You measure distance in minutes.

18. When giving directions, you refer to "A Michigan Left."

19. You refer to a U-turn as "Pulling a Michigan U-ey"

20. You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but it is either raining or snowing there.

21. Your year is 2 seasons: Winter and Construction.

22. Home Depot on any Saturday is busier than toy stores at Christmas.

23. You know when it has rained because of the smell of worms.

24. Owning a Japanese car was a hangin' offense in your hometown.

25. Everyone you meet out of state thinks you know Eminem personally.

26. Summer lasts all of two weeks. Usually sometime mid-August.

27. When going to Detroit, you say "I'm headed to the "Dee"
or down to the "City".

28. You know a few people who work/ worked at "The Factory".

29. You actually understand everything I just said.


Pass this on if you're from Michigan