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The Escape Room for ALL MOTHERS,WIVES,& Spouses

husbandhater posted on Feb 28, 2007 | views: 1711 | Tags: Escape room, in here, Join here, virtual relief, virtual vacation, stress free, escape, bar, I WOULD LOVE TO BE A CABANA BOY, bubble bath
Do you ever feel just tired? Sick & tired? Here in our tropical warm Hotel Paradise we inviting you to escape. So go into a private room,ditch the kids,nagging spouse,Calgon is about to take you away. This is the escape room. Bring nothing but your pillow and let out all your agressions(Vent,Rant its all for you babe) here and them leave them where they lay.
Why? B/c its going to end there. This is our night of relaxation!


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  • yani said on Feb 28, 2007....
    present!   {  raises both hands so high  }
     
    what should I wear? :)
  • BrenneeLee said on Feb 28, 2007....
    Sign me up Chickie... what should I bring?  *digs through her bag of goodies*
  • husbandhater said on Feb 28, 2007....

    Raising hand so high Wear Bermuda shorts or if your in the mood to be sexy on the island a sarong or something. I'll dress black and lanky showing every curve since they've in.

    Brenneelee bring the cheese and gourmet crackers b/c I've got an elegant red merlot that will knock the sox off of all!

  • BrenneeLee said on Feb 28, 2007....
    *packs up the cheese and crackers*

    Oooh  Red Merlot you say?

    *throws some dark chocolate into the basket as well*

    On My WAAAYY!!!
  • polarheart said on Feb 28, 2007....
    HH, I'm here for merlot, please!!  (my favourite red wine)
     
    (PS: what does Calgon refer to?  Here it is a brand of brand of washing powder or anti-limescale powder ~ jingle: washing machines live longer with Calgon!)
  • MissMimi said on Feb 28, 2007....
    Polar, in the US, Calgon is also a brand of bubble bath, bath oil, something like that. Perfumey stuff you put in bath water.


    I'm here, HH, to put my virtual feet up and have a pina colada and a massage. I want to temporarily forget my spouse, and I wouldn't mind ogling a naked man or two.
  • minniemouse said on Feb 28, 2007....
    I want to come too please!!!!  I'll bring some music!!!!
     
    polar-I cracked up laughing at you asking about Calgon.....that's so funny how product names are different.  There was a commercial YEARS ago for Calgon bath powder of a stressed out mom and she would always exclaim "Calgon, take me away!!" and then she'd be relaxing in the bath tub.  lol!
  • mom said on Mar 01, 2007....
    Oh boy I am bringing the Chippendale dancers, I am pretty tight with them and I am sure they will entertainn and pamper us.  I don't drink so can I bring my Ambien? You 'll know me because I will be wearing knee socks, mens boxers, wife beater t-shirt and puffing on an old fucking enormous cigar.
  • yani said on Mar 01, 2007....
    lol mom! what a sight!
     
    I'll be in a sarong with an itsy bitsy two-piece :)
     
    {{ joining MissMimi ogling gorgeous naked males }}
  • mom said on Mar 01, 2007....
    Oh yeah I forgot to tell you I am bringing a fuck machine.  My husband said that they are like a sexual bow flex :)
  • dailyachesandpains said on Mar 01, 2007....
    AHHH, HH, After this night I had, I'm going to join the retreat!
    Thanks for the invite, lol!
     
    Oh, and, if I don't get back to comment, it's because I'm in a coma!  LOL!
     
    Daily
  • genalonewolf said on Mar 01, 2007....
    If I said I wanted to come along does that make me less of a man? I need a break as well and I have nothing really to bring to the mix, but I do give a mean massage and I make a kick ass lasagna. Oh goodness, so many women and only two hands. lol
  • SillyMommy62902 said on Mar 01, 2007....
    Did you guys ever see the Levitra commercial where the couple are sitting in separate bathtubs, looking over the mountains?  I could never quite figure that shit out. 

    Anyway, I'm having my twelve imaginary hot poolboys haul in a huge bathtub to the island.  Pass the chocolate!  Pedro, rub my shoulders!  Not you!  The other Pedro.  The one with the cute butt.
  • SillyMommy62902 said on Mar 01, 2007....
    "You 'll know me because I will be wearing knee socks, mens boxers, wife beater t-shirt and puffing on an old fucking enormous cigar." - Mom

    Oh MY GOD.  That really did make me laugh out loud.
  • silverwhisper said on Mar 01, 2007....
    [opens up the bar and fetches a bartender]

    you can't possibly have one of these things w/out a fully-stocked and tended bar, now can you?

    and HH, i wanna hear about that merlot. :>

    ed
  • MissMimi said on Mar 01, 2007....
    Well, mom, at least you'll be smoking the cigar and not using it for *ahem* other purposes. :D
  • SillyMommy62902 said on Mar 01, 2007....
    We HOPE. LOL.
  • MissMimi said on Mar 01, 2007....
    LOL! Knowing mom... You're right. Best not to assume. :D


    Sillymommy, can I borrow Pedro when you're finished with him? I'd love a foot rub.


    Ed, methinks you're here to ogle women, not bartend! ;)
  • mom said on Mar 01, 2007....
    Hey don't worry ladies, I'll be bringing extra cigars for the areas that don't inhale.
     
    Come on!  Now see the guys are trying to weasel themselves in. Gen wants to make lasagna and give massages.  Ed- wants to be a bartender and an ogler and who knows what elseis on his mind.  Pretty soon more and more of the guys will be wanting to join in and then they'll have to bring the kids because they can't find a babysitter.  The guys will take over the hottub, and we will be serving them. >:(
  • MissMimi said on Mar 01, 2007....
    In theory I agree, but I like having Ed around. He's so much fun to tease.
    How about if men are allowed but only in a service capacity?
  • mom said on Mar 01, 2007....
    well okay but not too many, they scare me.  I think it is just a ploy to move in and ruin our fun.
  • MissMimi said on Mar 01, 2007....
    Mom, will you bring the Cone? I feel the need for the healing power of the pyramid. :D
  • mom said on Mar 01, 2007....
    LOL- I will bring the "cone of silence"  although it isn't.  Mimi if it does something for you then you can have it :)  I did clean it real good.
  • MissMimi said on Mar 01, 2007....
    Oh hell, with my luck, I'd lose my balance and end up impaling myself on the thing. LOL I wouldn't want to have to explain to the ER doc how I managed to get a cone stuck in an embarrassing place!
  • mom said on Mar 01, 2007....
    LOL, woman dies from impaling herself on a vibrator, Story at 6:00.
    You can just tell him you accidentally sat on it.
  • SillyMommy62902 said on Mar 01, 2007....
    I'm sure the doctors have heard that one a few times.

    "Sir, there appears to be a lightning rod in your rectum."

    "Doctor, I swear I just accidentally sat on it.  Really."

    "Hmm."
  • MissMimi said on Mar 01, 2007....
    LOL, with my fat butt, it'd probably take a while for me to notice it! Good grief!
    A lightning rod?! How shocking! ;)
  • Supermom said on Mar 01, 2007....
    Sign Me up!  You've got Merlot? hell, i'm bringin' a KEG! LOL.
     
  • husbandhater said on Mar 01, 2007....
    That Merlot is crimson red and to pop the cork... the aroma...ahh...I sniff.swag,roll it on the back of my throat, a little frothy but sweet. I know you are suppose to spit but I'm swallowing this baby! I'm in love with this room. And boy after all the sadness this afternoon the laughs you guys are providing I can't stop laughing and each post gets funnier as I move down the line. How about some cheese to go with that wine. And crackers. And boy I've got tons of strawberries and other fresh fruits. Wait what kind of party would this be with no dessert! Pies of blueberry,pumpkin spice,cherry. Think of some more desserts I'll be back soon guys!
  • husbandhater said on Mar 01, 2007....
    Wait I have to enjoy the chip dancers and barrow 2 cabana boys thanks for bringing the party favors ladies and the liquor ed. G-Wolf we're going to find you a girl to fan and another to dance and twins for ed. Mom I need one of your cigars!
  • husbandhater said on Mar 01, 2007....
    {{{{Daily}}}}} I'm going to read your puke story now hun! But I'll give this to you before just in case you need it! 
  • polarheart said on Mar 01, 2007....
    I have never smoked in my life, but I had a dream many moons ago that I was sitting in a deck chair on the beach smoking a cigar!!  Perhaps it was a premonition of this get together.
     
    PS - HH, I want to know if your hand / finger is better yet?
     
  • boyzmom said on Mar 01, 2007....
    Am I too late to join? I new a guy that was a Chippendale dancer- he was a jerk, he better not be here.
  • mom said on Mar 01, 2007....
    Boyz- if any of them are jerks we can whip them.
     
    I will bring a box of the cigars
  • Lucytorial said on Mar 01, 2007....

    Hey don't forget me...... I'm coming along and silver you better have a cabana boy ready for me too... personal service I want him to fan me, kiss my feet....feed me grapes and serve me martinis.

    Ohh I'll be bringing some mango wine, fondu and I'll be the one wearing wide brim hat, thongs, white sarong and orange bikini top....

    Mom save a cigar for me......

    Gen if you have strong hands you can massage my neck my husband cane give me pain there sometimes....

     

  • silverwhisper said on Mar 01, 2007....
    HH, the merlot sounds great, and tobi-lee, you can have two cabana boys, if you like. :>

    ed
  • SillyMommy62902 said on Mar 01, 2007....
    Mom, I'll bring the whips.  I have a few I've been saving for just such an occasion....
  • Lucytorial said on Mar 01, 2007....

    Ohh silver you are so generous I'll take em....

    **rubbing hands together in pure blis**

     

    **toe cirling going on under table**

    **gazing idly out window pass port in hand**

  • Lucytorial said on Mar 01, 2007....
    Hey mom you here???? secretlife needs you.... see recent post - any women here actually
  • yani said on Mar 01, 2007....

    Nope she's not here yet, too busy with the chippendale.

    Dang! Lucy those cabana boys look positively lovely, pass them to me after you're through with them ,ok?

    I'm going to secret and see what's going on.

    G-wolf, where's  that lasagna? give it to me baby will you?  :)

     

  • boyzmom said on Mar 01, 2007....

    Send one or two of those Chippendale dancers to me please! And definitely pass the lasagna- yum!

  • dailyachesandpains said on Mar 01, 2007....
    Well, crap, I have a sick child and missed out on all this fun!  I'll be back tomorrow ;-)
  • BrenneeLee said on Mar 01, 2007....
    No worries, Daily.... I saved you a spot!

    Did somebody say Cabana boys?!  Seems I've been missing out on fun too!
  • husbandhater said on Mar 02, 2007....
    The finger is better thanks for asking.{You remembered:>)} Its getting there. I can bend it now. Still slight pain but nowhere what it was before. I'm even typing now:>) I'd like 2 Cabana boys and they must know how to swim b/c i'm in the mood for water play!
  • boyzmom said on Mar 02, 2007....
    Is this party still going on? If it is, I'll be back later and I may need a drink.
  • Cabanaboy said on Feb 16, 2009....
    To all the ladies on this post. I just came across this post and thought I would comment on it.
    I am looking to be a Cabana Boy, and if ya'll want to, please go to my my space site at:
    w w w . m y s p a c e . c o m/Neil43065
    -If you think you might still want to have me for your Cabana Boy, please e mail me directly at: Neilmhatr at a o l . c o m-
    -Thanks, Cabana Boy!

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