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Shit Family Tree

SeanRenaud posted on Feb 21, 2007 | views: 9181 | Tags: shit, comedy, humor, Oh My God, shitty thoughts, long, come, britney, bad, spears, jack shit

Jack Shit is the only son of O. Shit and Awe Shit. O. Shit, the fertilizer plant manager, married Awe Shit, who later ran the Kneedeep Inn-Shit. Jack Shit eventually married Noe Shit, and they had six children.

Holy Shit, their first son, died after childbirth. Then the twins, Deep Shit and Dip Shit. After the twins came 2 daughters, Fulla Shit and Giva Shit. Their last childwas a boy, Bull Shit.

Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school drop-out. Dip Shit married Lotta Shit and had a son that they named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit and Giva Shit married the Happens' boys. The Shit-Happens children are; Dog Shit-Happens, Bird Shit-Happens, and Horse Shit-Happens. Bull Shit married Pieca Shit and are still awaiting Baby Shit.

So, the next time someone tells you that you don't know Jack Shit, not only can you tell them you do know Jack Shit, but you also know the whole family!



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  • dailyachesandpains said on Feb 21, 2007....
    Sean, I love this one! 
    Daily Shit
  • MsBradford07 said on Feb 21, 2007....
    You gotta me cracking up!
  • silverwhisper said on Feb 21, 2007....
    it's good to see you again, man. :> i'm somewhat reminded of a scene in the movie spaceballs about assholes... :D

    ed
  • KayRoseOrchid said on Feb 21, 2007....
    This is hilarious!!!! Thanks for sharing it on here!  How'd you think of it?
  • secretlife said on Feb 21, 2007....
    Sean:  this was the shitz!
  • missunderstood1162 said on Feb 21, 2007....
    funny
  • momsrock said on Feb 21, 2007....

    Jack Shit also had an affair with Ain't Shit and they had a baby named Tough Shit...

  • husbandhater said on Feb 21, 2007....
    Tough shit grew up to fuck bigshit and they had lil tough shit
  • mlw32785 said on Feb 21, 2007....
    Not too bad. How long did it take you  to come up with this?
     
  • polarheart said on Feb 22, 2007....
    good one, Sean!
  • kruuyai said on Feb 22, 2007....
    I once knew a guy who had a black T-Shirt on which he had silk screend in tiny, white letters just over the breast pocket.. "I know Jack Shit."
  • jen50 said on Feb 22, 2007....
    I came up with it yesterday (Jack Shit ) from the internet about 3 years ago and passed it along to Steelman. Im the one who posted it yesterday on his Blog because he was being such a Jerk!
  • obssessedwithfreedom said on Feb 22, 2007....
    this shit is super
  • queenparanoia said on Feb 22, 2007....
    oh shit this is funny!!!
  • SeanRenaud said on Feb 22, 2007....
    You didn't invent it, I'd heard it before.  But yes Jen50 you do deserve the credit for bringing it to the forfront of my mind.  Thank you.
  • RollingC said on Feb 22, 2007....
    This is funny as shit......lol
  • jordan-nick said on Feb 23, 2007....

    dat was sup

     

  • Ormocanon said on Feb 25, 2007....
     Sean, are they somehow  direct descendants of  the great American Indian chief 'Shitting Bull?' hahahahaahaaaaaaa
    Thanks Sean
  • CountRollo said on Mar 07, 2007....
    Hi Sean. That made my sides ache with laughing. Thanks, it's genuinely funny. now I've gotta learn it! CountRollo
  • silverwhisper said on Dec 07, 2007....
    stupid spammers.

    ed
  • wormhilda said on Jan 31, 2009....
    santa rosa, ca.

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