• Lucytorial said on Feb 19, 2007....

  ha!!!!!!1 fucking funny post - okay I do crosswords... love a good borry! well considering I have celiacs I spend a shit load of time on the loo (pun intended)

  Oh like whats really gross though is a friend of mine has a fucking coffee???? that is questionable.... a crossword okay but coffee (all those shit germs all over the cup, the smell well ewwwweeeewwww)

   

• yani said on Feb 19, 2007....

  hahahaha  Lucy eeeewww about the coffee :-/
   
  Well, I usually wash my undies while shitting. Seems like a waste of time doing nothing :)

• mr_right14 said on Feb 19, 2007....

  Reading some books if it's a working day and I need to hurry.
  Playing PSP! Only if not in a hurry. 

• queenparanoia said on Feb 19, 2007....

  lucy: youre friend drinks coffee??? ewwww!!! totally gross!!!

• beyondtheveil said on Feb 19, 2007....

  I don't seem to have enough time to have coffee, do the wash, and read a book.
   
  I stare at the wall a minute or two and it's over.

• husbandhater said on Feb 19, 2007....

  Talk on the phone

• Lioness said on Feb 19, 2007....

  I actually hate staying in the toilet. I just do what I had to do and exit. Well, I am supposed to say "no", I don't do anything except concentrate.
  
  But I remember that I text once in a while. =) It's ok, no one knows. Hehehe..
  

• Aristotle said on Feb 19, 2007....

  Queenparanoia:

  What an intriguing subject to discuss!  I actually relish the time on "the throne" as it is one of my favortie times of the day.  I do a variety of things such as read a book, newspaper, text on the phone, talk on the phone, play trivial pursuit with myself, write a poem or two, do some deep thinking and planning of my workday, draw something on a piece of paper, and so forth.  I am usually at it for about 15 - 25 minutes. 

  Aristotle

   

• dazed_and_confused said on Feb 19, 2007....

  while in the loo, I read a novel... either through my smart phone or a paperback....
  
  Oh yeah, and sometimes I exchange text messages...or listen to my mp3 player...
  
  Or I sometimes organize my thoughts....
  
  Cheers.
  

• mom said on Feb 19, 2007....

  I eat a Babe Ruth, at least I think it is a Babe Ruth

• missunderstood1162 said on Feb 19, 2007....

  What a funny post.  If I'm lucky I'm in and out of there before I have time to "do" anything else.  If perchance I do have to linger longer I usually pick up a magazine but hardly ever make it through a whole article.  I have talked on the phone while in there (but I'm always paranoid about sounds) and I never ever eat or drink.  That's rough.  Man I can't handle that....hahahaha ewwww is right.

• Lucytorial said on Feb 19, 2007....

  Okay there is one thing no-one has addmitted to yet..so I am going to be brave and gross you all out!

  I have been known to pick my nose.... (EWEWWWEEWW)

  that said it was only once I think, (sure it was only once) and it was a huge booger..... hard crusty one that went straight in to the toilet!

  {{If i wasn't at work and have to be quiet my laughter would be roaring out the door}} as it is I am trying to stiffle my giggles

• hotaka said on Feb 20, 2007....

  Text messaging. That or transfering photos from my phone to mini SD card. I try not to waste time in the biffy.

• queenparanoia said on Feb 20, 2007....

  oh my god!!!!!!!! your comments really makes me laugh!!! this is really is an interesting topic! thanks for sharing guys!

• missunderstood1162 said on Feb 20, 2007....

  hHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LUCY!  you crack me up!

• mlw32785 said on Feb 21, 2007....

  Well honestly, I don't do much but think. Sometimes I will try to think of other things, but it doesn't work. So I finish and leave.
   
  http://www.soulcast.com/post/show/50745/I-GET-IT%21-I-GET-IT%21-I-AM-BRITNEY-SPEARS%21

• Lucytorial said on Feb 21, 2007....

  Crack you up! this place cracks me up... you know what I did this morning???? I sat there and looked in the mirror for a really long time and I didn't know if I had shat or not... I had to wipe my ass to find out??? too busy looking at myself in the mirror that I didn't notice I did a huge shit!!!!!

   

  Now thats crass! sorry guys but it's true... and to be honest its all queens fault... she started it?? right! (why on earth did you ask people this question?? its immensely funny and personal)

• RollingC said on Feb 22, 2007....

  oooh yeah?  Have you ever crapped such a big one that it's end (like a head) peeked out of the water level? Now that's big!!

• queenparanoia said on Feb 22, 2007....

  lucy: sorry about that i'm just curios at all!!! and hahahahaha that happened to me once too!!! i was in a hurry atfer shitting that i didnt notice i still ha shit on my ass!!! good thing i found it sooner before leaving the house!!!!

• mom said on Feb 22, 2007....

  LOOK IT IS A TURD ANACONDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Nope never did that.  I knew a guy that had to cut his turds up before flushing them.

• queenparanoia said on Feb 23, 2007....

  mom: that is absolutely gross....

  why would he cut his shit????? so it could be even when he flushed it????

• mom said on Feb 23, 2007....

  Well, what he told me was that he had to do it in order for it to go all the way down when it was flushed.  That is a very long turd.  You would not have believed the guy if you had seen him.  He was really gross.

• RollingC said on Feb 23, 2007....

  I've heard of cutting the mustard but cutting the shit? Hmmmmm.....lol

• mom said on Feb 23, 2007....

  LOL, if you had known this guy you would have believed it.

• queenparanoia said on Feb 24, 2007....

  mom: hahahahhahahahaha i'm still laughing about this!!!

• RollingC said on Feb 24, 2007....

  Gives a whole new meaning to " hey, cut the shit ".....

• Frlncwrtr said on Mar 09, 2007....

  Queen: I just came across this post. I found it so hilarious that I couldn't resist making a comment. lol Someone mentioned such a big turd that part of it remained above the water level, (like a head). I however, think the part of the shit that is above water is more like a tail. It reminds me of a big trout that dove into the water, hit his head on the bottom, and knocked himself out. The tail is all that sticks out of the water! Great post, sooo funny! :) freelance

• queenparanoia said on Mar 09, 2007....

  ewwwwww... funny one frlncwrtr!!!

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