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A new supermarket opened near my house.
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

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  • MsStar39 said on Feb 15, 2007....
    LOL, that is funny.
  • tracie said on Feb 15, 2007....
    every  store  there  own theme  that  there.  that  funny  ha  ha  ha.
  • secretlife said on Feb 15, 2007....
    LOL!  Good to see you will!
  • Lioness said on Feb 15, 2007....
    Whoa! Supermarket? It sounds more like a farm to me! I hope they really don't have toilet papers and deodorants there. =)
  • wombat said on Feb 15, 2007....
    I remember you!  Keep the funnies coming.  Got any more?
  • gingersoul said on Feb 15, 2007....

    Hello Will.... long time....nice to read you again.....:-)

    Too funny......lol.....

  • harriedpsychmajor said on Feb 20, 2007....
    Haha, another gem from willbrich!
  • willbrich said on Feb 21, 2007....
    Thank you guys and gals!
    I jsut got a new one for you. And it's funny!

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