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My 75 year old neighbor has just witnessed me orally please my husband, in my hot tub, and in the privacy of my backyard.   I streak in the freezing cold, slightly drunk and confused into the house and hide behind the curtain - blushing and dripping wet.  What the hell just happened??

My husband, clueless, corners me in the bedroom as I hide - in a daze himself after releasing the week's tension, he just smiles and laughs.  It takes a while for me to fall asleep, wondering how I'll ever be able to speak to the man again, but eventually I do sleep.

As I take out the trash this morning, there he is, and he smiles a toothless grin my way.  I figure fuck it, and smile and wave.  At least I still want to please my husband and can run from the hot tub into the house, which is probably what it's about anyway... right?  *wink, wink*

--red




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  • Redhead said on Feb 10, 2007....
    Oh, and sorry to those who expected research on the topic!

    --red
  • secretlife said on Feb 10, 2007....

    red: LOL!  well you weren't doing research, but your neighbor appears to have been....

    So....how did he get caught?  did he have a pair of binoculars or something?  how much privacy does your yard afford, and ....i'm thinking you'll be thinking of ways to increase that in the days to come....hmmmm....large potted plants....maybe some lattice...

    look at it this way...you probably made his year.

  • Bronx said on Feb 10, 2007....
    Red: SL is right. That toothless grin of his definitely was appreciation for bringing back, perhaps, memories of his own romantic past.
  • Redhead said on Feb 10, 2007....
    Fairly private actually, two sides privacy fence but across the east side it's his fence which is chain link and happens to be where the hot tub is (we thought of moving it, but it's the best place for it).  In the spring through autumn we can't see into each other's yards because of the seasonal shrubbery and what not - we planted a tree and do have some potted plants around us (but you can still see).   I didn't think he'd be awake at 1:30!

    As we complete the deed, I hear commotion as he knocks one of his potted plants over trying to get back into his house.  As I peered outside from behind the bedroom curtain - there he is in his living room window with, yes, binoculars.   He keeps going outside today, looking over here..... gonna have to splurge and pay for privacy all the way around I guess or make sure the old man is sleeping!

    --red


  • Redhead said on Feb 10, 2007....
    Bronx:  I tend to agree which is tried not to be embarrassed (but I am).  I actually like him so it is extremely awkward.  I just hope that at the next block party he doesn't ask me if I swallow in front of the rest of my neighbors!

    --red
  • secretlife said on Feb 10, 2007....

    you're too funny!  practice your response...perhaps come up with a good line about the binoculars that you can use to shut him up in case he looks like he might say too much.

    how embarrassing!!!

  • Bronx said on Feb 10, 2007....
    Red: that's very very funny.

    Just don't splurge too much: you'll be amazed at what a binoculars toting 75-year old can afford! I think he's just a harmless watcher who peeks and keeps shut afterwards.

    Have you tried a living fence?
  • CreativeWoman said on Feb 10, 2007....
    Red,

    This is kind of funny, but the guy didn't have to look....with binoculars no less!  I think it's great you and your husband have that kind of fun.

    CW
  • husbandhater said on Feb 11, 2007....
    Thats your hubby not a lover, so feel no shame. He smiled at the memory. Probably wishing he was your husband:)
    Red gave good head now geeser guy is saying man oh man why couldn't I be him?
    And that is the end of my limerick days.lol
    Love the rush of excitement!
  • Redhead said on Feb 11, 2007....
    CW:  no, he didn't have to look!  It'll be weird for a while I'm afraid....

    HH:  that's what hubby said - and it was exciting, whole slew of emotions - still blushing though.

    --red
  • VICARIOUS said on Feb 15, 2007....
    I wish I was your neighbor.
  • Redhead said on Feb 20, 2007....
    oh, Vic, you made me blush (again)! --red

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