• queenparanoia said on Feb 10, 2007....

  this would be my ad....
   
  for sale: a 21 yrs. old filipina. slightly overweight (well okay i'm overweight). medium height. bra size is 36 C. long black hair. a good friend but very bad enemy. compassionate but bitchy sometimes. can take any challenge given to her. likes almost all kinds of music, movies and books. smart, witty, and sexy. (do i have to mention i'm sexy???) still a virgin but has a lot of sexual knowledge. if you want to contact her visit her blog now!!!
   
  hahahahahahahaha fun post yani!!!

• copsunited said on Feb 10, 2007....

  My Dear Queen..um..
   
  Not unique at all..sounds just every woman on here...rut roh..I am in
  trouble again..LOL

• yani said on Feb 10, 2007....

  Cops! What are you doing?
   
  I told you to sell yourself :)
   
  Queen:  WOW!  you're a 36C, I wish ganun din ako :(  ang liit ng hinaharap ko huhuhu.  I think with that alone, dami nang bibili hehehe

• yani said on Feb 10, 2007....

  .... my ad will be something like this.... FOR SALE: A 30 year-old rocker. Loves to dance to any tune, on top of a man or otherwise. Very flexible and accomodating. Fun to be with. Can eat peanuts even asleep. Long endurance for any type of exercise. Fiercely loyal, a little dishonest and smiles a lot. {{ just for starters }}

• queenparanoia said on Feb 10, 2007....

  dont worry cops i'm not offended by that!!!
   
  you are right most women here is soulcast has an ad like that!!!

• copsunited said on Feb 10, 2007....

  Cops <~~~~ old fart that loves life. Really ready to move at any moment.
  Adores young ladies from the age of 20 up to 60. Loves to make love
  by candle light as long as the candle she has doesn't set fire to the Ider Down.
  Ider eater but the feathers  tickle the back of my throat. Throat, if she can hold
  a gag reflex I'd like to tickle the back of her throat..with my..um..my..cane..i have
  nothing else that protrudes beyond that length. Length..is that important..
   
  4 inches..she said..four inches?? Holy crap my husband has more than that..
  I looked her straight in the eye and said.."across mam"?..she shut up...
   
  Um..I work real cheap..just blow me off any time you wish. I can be had for
  a 2.50 cent scotch and a brillo pad. The brillo pad is to scrub the kitchen floor when I puke all over the place. Hey, if you cum real hard and have a max ejack..well I am FREEE,,,,,,no need to buy..I will come and watch...
   
  bidding..do I hear any bidding?????

• mom said on Feb 11, 2007....

  I would say : Old broad, 5'4", overweight.  Measurments: 48-49-55.   Experienced in sex and produce.  Can stare for long periods of time and drool so that I give off the appearance that I give a shit what you are talking about.    I can laugh on cue and dress myself.  I can shew my toenails during sex. When you put me away I am content with a drool bad and test patterns on the tv.

• yani said on Feb 11, 2007....

  Cops:  THe bidding for you is going well......... I wonder how much you'll end up with?   {{ i can still hear them going, going, going ....... }}
   
  MOM be serious :)  I know you can do better than that!  Come on!  :)
   
   

• mom said on Feb 11, 2007....

  ok  ok I lied!!!!!!!!!!!
  my measurements are 48-76-77

• copsunited said on Feb 11, 2007....

  The bidding started well it went from 1 cent to 10 cents immediately..1000%.then stopped...huh...
   
  My GF's measurements are 38- 30-34....Neck, bicep and ankles..GREAT form
  for sumo wrestling.

• mousenphonic said on Feb 11, 2007....

  21, brunette, everything you want in a woman, inside and outside the bedroom.
  Like to watch contact sports, and will probably scream harder than you, like to drink whiskey, can be couch potato if you want me to be, love dressing up, no problem with porn, can cook, hate to clean, hate diamonds, like burgers, no problem with weight, any guy welcome, won't judge you according to your bank balance or looks if you don't judge me on mine Will keep your age in mind, though.

• copsunited said on Feb 11, 2007....

  Thanks Mouse...just what I wanted to hear. Age related Bias..
   
  I may not be able to cut the mustard anymore but I can still lick the jar..
  does that count..??

• mousenphonic said on Feb 11, 2007....

  Well.............................................................., can we make it a honey pot instead of a mustard jar...............................?
   
  Jst kidding, please, no more bets! For goodness sake I just got married ;)
   
  Funny post, yani!!
   
  <*ms

• mom said on Feb 11, 2007....

  ok ok I'm 5'4" of hunk a hunk burning lard  oops I mean love.  Am skilled in the fine art of jibberish.  Experienced in child birth, and a very nice echo when I bend over.  Can stare for long periods of time and drool so that I give off the appearance that I give a shit what you are talking about.    I can laugh on cue and dress myself.  I can shew my toenails during sex. When you put me away I am content with a drool bad and test patterns on the tv.

• Lioness said on Feb 11, 2007....

  Hmm.. this makes me think deep yani.. LOL
  
  Here goes nothing....
  
  Available: 100% woman, 32 years old, single, moderate in everything, guaranteed pleasure-giver, flexible, a horse-rider, a knitter, witty, smart, innovative but still willing to learn, loves small-sized blouses and large-sized men, and best of all, a certified looker.
  
  Whew!
  

• yani said on Feb 11, 2007....

  LOL! Mom hahaha i love the part about laughing on cue hehehe  sounds like fun!

  Cops you got yourself a good girlfriend there hehehe be careful though, she might easily wring your neck, we don't want to lose you so early, not when you're being such a good boy these days hehehehe

  Mouse! hmmmmm i can see the eyebags there and the other signs of exhaustion hehehe and already you're on sale............ :)  you're endurance is admirable. Thank you for droppng in Mouse, mwah!

  Hi sistah Lioness, long time no read :)  How are you?

• Lioness said on Feb 11, 2007....

  Hi yani, I am doing fine... I've been busy lately, not with work but with some personal matters, trying to solve some problems IRL.
  
  Great post, btw. =)
  

• dazed_and_confused said on Feb 12, 2007....

  Hi Yani! I'm back. I've been with work.
  
  How would I sell myself... Let's see. LOL.
  
  For sale or long term lease:  a 21 year old Filipina, and is a mixture of Spanish and Chinese.  With her wit, charm, and appeal, you can parade her around your friends, colleagues, classmates, and even with Mom, and be the center of envy. {Dazed laughs at this description} With her brain, she has a high IQ and EQ btw, she can be a quite a company and a chatterbox, topics ranges from sex up to information technology. You'll never get bored with her. And if you are tired of talking and looking at her, she'll surprise you with her energy and flexibility, you know what we are talking about. [wink]
  
  Plus, she always smells good.
  
  Note. You can have a 30-day trial period or get your money back. For more info and pictures, just contact her at her blog.
  
  LOL. hahaha... That was fun YANI
  
  Hahaha.... Why do I find it hard to advertise myself.
  
  Fun Post YANI! :D Cheers girl.
  
  P.S. Wow queen you are quite a well endowed lady! :D
  

• copsunited said on Feb 12, 2007....

  Lioness...one quick question.?
   
  Do you eat your mate before or after mating?

• yani said on Feb 12, 2007....

  Lioness: I hope everything is fine. Yeah, I like this post too hehehe, surprisingly, I find it a little difficult to come up with the ad.

  Dazed: Well-said sistah! I can here the bell now, bidding starting..............

   

• Lioness said on Feb 12, 2007....

  Hi cops, lemme see. My appetite is usually amplified after mating. burrrrrpp! Uppps.
  
  yani: yes, everything is doing okay now. I am literally back to normal. Difficult? hmmm... this time, I don't believe you.. no girl, I'm not convinced. =)
  
  Now you decide who's gonna sell most. {{{grinning}}}
  

• mom said on Feb 13, 2007....

  Wow Lioness you got it going on, I love that idea.  Disposing of the mate after you have mated.  Love it!

• Lioness said on Feb 13, 2007....

  LOL mom, I call that disposable mate. Hehehe.. It keeps mates fresh every mating season. (err, that was cop's idea)

• mom said on Feb 13, 2007....

  and a mighty fine one too

• yani said on Feb 14, 2007....

  I like that idea too!  DISPOSABLE MATES :)

  Where can I get one?

• Lioness said on Feb 14, 2007....

  LOL yani.. I think mom would have a better idea on how and where to get such convenient mates. {{{wink}}}

• mom said on Feb 14, 2007....

  lol, hey is that an age joke?  There really isn't too many left anymore since I have killed most of them. :)

• yani said on Feb 15, 2007....

  Mom, you killed them with pleasure? hahahaha

  {{ take it whatever way you will }}    :)

• genalonewolf said on Feb 15, 2007....

  Well lets see

  36 yrs old

  6`3" tall

  250lbs or so

  blue eyes brown hair

  I can cook clean and yes I do windows! I am handy under the hood of the car. I am also good with my hands like wood working, sewing, soldering, massages. I also do the laundry and yes i do seperate. I might have a very small case of ocd but not sure. Love to play guitar and make computer generated music. oh yeah can build a computer from scratch.

  How was that for starters?

• yani said on Feb 15, 2007....

  Gena welcome!

  I know a lot of women who would love to have you do their laundry :) and to build a computer from scratch? wow! that is amazing! a single scratch ha? and voila! a computer! you're gonna sell well Gena. aha! you will!

  Tweedles!

• mom said on Feb 15, 2007....

  Gena- call me when you are single,  I think I will need someone with your qualities. :)

• Lioness said on Feb 15, 2007....

  Hmmm... I think mom has overlooked  the wolf. LOL
  
  Looks like a potential mate for me! There goes my hungry tummy again... Nah, too heavy. =)
  
  Why does this post sound like a sticky web? hmmm??
  

• mom said on Feb 15, 2007....

  Lioness I didn't over look the wolf, that is part of his charm

• Lioness said on Feb 15, 2007....

  Oh mom..you crack me up! You were saving him for last, didn't you? LMAO

• genalonewolf said on Feb 16, 2007....

  Ladies Please! I have time for each one of you and yes I will come and do your laundry if you like but, I refuse to wash my "granny outfit" or iron your "Little red cape. I just like that part,      dirty! lol

• CamDaMan20 said on Mar 21, 2007....

  White American Male (English, German,Dutch) 6ft 4 in 225. Served as U.S. Marine, Educated and hard assed.  Lt. brown/blonde hair to mid back, blue eyes, firm exterior with no rust. Ridden hard but with many, many miles left in the tank. Can be pushed hard for days on end and tuned for endurance under rough conditions.  Has own storage facilities in two States, New York and North Carolina, each with additional parking available. Operates best with multitasking females alone or with assistance
  of co-operator. Trimmed in leather and chrome. Fully warranted, cash only.  May be test driven but if you break it, you bought it.
  

• yani said on Mar 22, 2007....

  Only if I break it? aw! lol

  I love it that you have your own storage facilities and in two states!

  Blue-eyed guys are always a winner! I know you'll sell well, very well indeed!

  Welcome to my blog! :)

   

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