(I just got sent this. It amazes me how quickly jokes like this surface.) A gold mine in Australia collapses & one man is trapped inside.... The rescue team get him out after many hours digging but unfortunatly in the cave-in his leg was trapped & had to be removed. The gold miner is distraught & asks "who's going to want a one-legged gold digger?" A voice shouts from the back "Anyone got Paul McCartney's number?"