A store that
sells husband has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to
choose a husband. Among the instructions at the intrance is a
discription of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY
ONCE!
There are six
floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper
ascends the flights. There is, hovever a catch...you may choose
any man from a particular floor or you may choose to go up a floor, but
you can't go back down except to exit the building!
So a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband....
On the first floor the sign on the door read
Floor 1- These men have jobs, love the Lord.
Second floor sign reads:
Floor 2- These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
Third floor sign reads:
Floor 3- These
men have Jobs. love the Lord, love kids, and are exremely good looking.
"Wow", she thinks, but compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4-
These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
dead gorgeous, and help with the houseworks.
"Oh,
mercy me!'' she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it! ''
Still she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5- These men
have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, drop-dead gorgeous, help with the
houseworks, and have astrong romantic streak.
She
is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the six floor and sign reads:
Floor 6-
You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. This floor exist solely
as froof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
exit the building and have a nice day.
This
is to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the
truth!
Remember that GREED is one of the seven deadly sins.
You have to learn to be grateful to for what
you have to get more. When you are ungrateful, you end up with
nothing...ouch!!!!



