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Watched a policewoman get out the side door of a policevan only to walk straight into the passenger side door as opened by her colleague, she rebounded and dropped her bottle of water (not good when the police lose their bottle) and as she bent to pick it up another colleague not looking where he was going as he also came out the side door went straight into her causing them both to fall over. No one was hurt but Buster Keaton would have loved it.
 
Next was the broken escalator on the way to work. So many people tripping over their own feet trying to get their head round that it was static. One literally did trip after completely mis judging his first step. Again no on hurt but funny.
 
And just now someone balancing back on two wheels of his chair and one finger on his desk... no shock to see him fall backwards. Once again nothing injured but ego. But this time only about 300 people turned round to look at him sprawled on the floor with his chair.
 
So what have you seen that's funny today.


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  • Dicconzane said on Jan 24, 2007....
    Bit of a day for it today. Just now someone spinning their pen absent mindedly round their thumb sent it skimming up over the screen diagonally forwards and landed it in the coffee of the person at that desk... now there's a shot that'll never happen again.
  • silverwhisper said on Jan 24, 2007....
    nothing as yet, but it's early--i'm quite certain i'll see something very entertaining shortly. :>

    ed
  • Dicconzane said on Jan 24, 2007....

    Really really a day for it. You have to press a button to open the door to get out of this office. Just watched someone go to walk through and fully bounce off, stand looking confused before trying to push then pull then push again. Then try the other door, pushing and pulling. Then step back and look at the top and bottom of each door before trying both doors again. Then finally someone helped him out. (I'm right over the other side of the room otherwise I'd have heloped).

     

    Ed: Think I'm getting yours... and everyone else's.

  • PAPERBACKWRITER said on Jan 24, 2007....
    LOL

    Omigosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Belly-ache laugh!!!!!!!!!!!

    Okay, Dicconzane, [hiccups] lol!

    I almost fell over reading your daily observations!  Hilarious!!! oops gotta look at a thesaurus! Have used this word twice already!!!

    I work from at  home, and mostly look out of the window if I want to rest my eyes - alas no Buster Keaton feats here for today. . . I will however come back and record my own observations in this blog!

    I am sure I will see someone fall on their bums sooner or later, lol!

    Awwe thanks for the laugh (now that I can again - I am afraid I am going to be hysterical!)

    Still grinning,

    paper~

    p.s.

    story behind you name...? mine i love the beatles and i love the song PBW . . .
  • Dicconzane said on Jan 24, 2007....
    Paper: Glad you enjoyed I'll keep up dating as more occur. Story behind my name is simple... it's my name.
  • copsunited said on Jan 24, 2007....
    My buddy and I met at a "fish" diner. The fish there is some
    of the best in the world. Love it.
     
    Got my coffee sat and chatted. My buddy with his beer just
    agreed and was preoccupied by a young lady next to our table
    that had her skirt hiked up and legs crossed. He was unabashedly
    staring at her legs..and they were worth looking at but boring to be
    talking to side of his head too.
     
    A guy by the name of Bert got up from the lunch counter to come over
    to talk to my buddy about the "point spread" in Sundays game. He made a second trip to retrieve his meal and coffee. As he re-approached the table
    his pants just slid down to his knees. Honest to God he was wearing
    boxer shorts with Mc Donalds  double M's and little pics of burgers.
     
    He was not the least bit concerned..just stopped..put the plate and coffee down
    wrestled his pants back up and continued on. It was as is if this was a
    common occurrence. I'd have been mortified..oh well..
  • Dicconzane said on Jan 24, 2007....

    lmao... not often I actually get close to actually laughing ut loud but that did it. Maybe it is a common occurence for him.

  • PAPERBACKWRITER said on Jan 25, 2007....
    cops:

    roflmao

    paper~
    =  )

    wohooo

  • PAPERBACKWRITER said on Jan 25, 2007....
    Dicconzane. . .

    my only excuse is sleep deprivation! LOL

    I was sure you told me the story already behind your name, but I could not find it in my conversations. . .I can be anal about such things so, instead of putting new coat to toe polish, lol (well it is not yet summer , I could do without . . .for the moment,lol!). and look for that  reply, lo and behold:

    Found it in your blog Popular Posts:

    Paper  I see the stalking has begun. My name... well Diccon means hard ruler and zane means God's gracious gift. So something along the lines of 'Despot who thinks he's doing god's will' possibly

    I am always so curious, sorry for grilling you re: name, lol . . .

    I have to keep my stormy mind still, lol because otherwise  I get into trouble lol

    :  P
    paper~
  • PAPERBACKWRITER said on Jan 25, 2007....
    Here I go again. . .you see!

    I will Google it so I can stop pestering you about it. . .I am so curious to know wheter it is Italian or someother Roman language. . .

    I lurv European languages. . .

    Your name is utterly cool....I think I have to search for the blogs about UserIds again. . .Didn´t Ginger posted one? Hhmmm better look around....

    putting my vivacious blogger´s boots on . . .

    p~
  • Dicconzane said on Jan 25, 2007....
    They're both celtic from my scottish roots. Does that help?
  • PAPERBACKWRITER said on Jan 25, 2007....
    Thanks D!

    I love everything English, Celtic, Scottish and Irish. . .

    No wonder there was a pull.  I am going to Ireland i July.  Dream come true.

    Thanks for reply!
    p~
  • Dicconzane said on Jan 26, 2007....
    Where in Ireland are you going?

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