dazed_and_confused posted on Jan 11, 2007
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Last night I had a dream, it was really weird...
We were in a classroom, and my officemate asked me if I could help him answer on the board some statistics questions. Okay, I said. I know that I can answer that because I would always get perfect scores back in college. But no, I forgot the formula. What? But its just a simple median question. You know why I forgot, because, er I was distracted, because my officemate was nibbling on my neck. Er... It felt so real. And he was necking me in front of so many people and I wasn't the least embarrassed about, in fact I think I was groaning in that dream... uggh...
earlier that day... real life....
I was exchanging instant messages with an old college buddy of mine:
dazed: gosh, I am so frustrated right now.
jon: why. I know, cause you haven't had any action for the last 7 months.
dazed: err,,, true... heheh {blushes}. You know me too well!
jon: you shouldn't have turned me down. hahahah just kidding.
dazed: turned you down? when did I turn you down?
jon: you know, as your f**k buddy..
dazed: oh that... heheh :D You know I can't do it with you. You're like my big brother, and I've changed. heheh :D
jon: I was just kidding. :D So I thought you were dating six-pack guy.
dazed: I am. But you know, he is a little bit shy and I don't want to be too aggressive.
jon: sheesh... If I was your man, I would probably have you in my bed the second date.
dazed: hahah :D that would be nice, but you're taken, i'm not your type, and I probably can't satisfy you. You're a pro!
jon: hehehe well you are right. :D So what are you going to do now? Come on share! ahahah
dazed: I'll probabably watch some cartoons and sleep it off.
jon: arrgg... and here I thought you are going to play with yourself.
dazed: Not really in the mood to do so... :D
a little later after that conversation...
officemate 1: hey who are you exchanging text messages with?
dazed: its Jason. :D
officemate1: oooohhh... hey what's on your wallpaper?!
dazed: hey don't look...
heheh .... anyway to cut the story short, she saw a picture of me and Jason. She was asking me if we are a couple. I said not yet. And she was teasing me. She said I have a lot of time to think about it. Besides there are a lot of fish out there... Agg... What's that supposed to mean?
My officemates are pairing me up with several guys at the office...for fun. I was a little offended by their comments. But before I went home, they apologized and told me that they were just kidding. Oh well... it's okay I'm not mad. :D A little irritated, but not angry.
Lesson learned: Careful of what you put in your phone...Think of happy thoughts hahaha :D Yeah right!
Cheers!
Comments
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Lioness said on Jan 12, 2007....
Are you sure that was just a dream???? =) I thought it was a prelude of an erotica story. Just kidding..
Oh well, when you feel something for a person, you can't hide it.. =) -
dazed_and_confused said on Jan 12, 2007....
hahah :D yes it was a dream i think.... hhahahah :D an erotica!? hhaah : That fantasy would be nice, but it would be nice if I got some action once in a while... er... what am I saying... erase erase hahahah.....D why not chocnut. But the conversation with Jon was real hahhahahah....
yup, I agree. It must have been written all over my face. :D
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fucked_up_girl said on Jan 13, 2007....
buddy i think you ought to go for that jason guy. hahaha. for some reason, just by reading your blog, i think he's kinda into you. haha. so there, accept the offer (or else i will) and be happy. cheers! -
queenparanoia said on Jan 13, 2007....
youre dream just means one thing...
do it with jason!!!!!!!!!
youre sexually frustrated cuz he's too "nice" right??? hehehehehehhehehe does he even attempted to kiss you?
details dear! share us some details.
fyi. i'm really happy that your starting to really like him! cuz i think he's good for you!
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dazed_and_confused said on Jan 14, 2007....
hi fug! :D ahahah Yup, I think so too. We are both into each other. :D Accept the offer from Jon? hahah :D Actually we kinda talked over (Jason and ME) the weekend, and we did have an agreement. hehehh, which I will post later. hheheh
queen. yup I am. I think I was used to guys always taking advantage of me, that when I found the guy who is totally er respectful, I get a little frustrated. I was very very close to accepting another guy's offer before. Thankfully, I stopped myself before saying yes. I guess great things take time.
he hasn't attempted to kiss me. err... heheh :D Oh well, I'll have to wait I guess. Yup, I'm starting to like the guy hehehhe....
I'll post some details in a later post.
Cheers!
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queenparanoia said on Jan 14, 2007....
wait.. shit kakainis no. girl kasi tayo! kailangan wait ka na lang! -
dazed_and_confused said on Jan 14, 2007....
oo nga yun ang mahirap kasi dun. ayoko namang mag first move baka kasi hindi na ako seryosohin o kaya naman e mabigla sa akin. :D
naiisip ko tuloy yung offer sa akin ni jon at ni mel (i'll post later yung tungkol kay mel hehehe)... ay naku.. tiis lang muna. kaya lang ang hirap kasi baka dumating sa point naman na magfall naman ako dun sa nagooffer sa akin, di ba... kaya the word for the day.... WAIT.. hay....
Cheers!
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queenparanoia said on Jan 15, 2007....
oo nga no. may point ka!!! hehehehe excited ako sa ipopost mo!!! -
paidinblood said on Jan 15, 2007....
It wouldn't hurt seducing the guy. ;)
But then again, I could be wrong.
One advice I DO want to give: chillax! :D
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dazed_and_confused said on Jan 15, 2007....
queen. I'm going to post nga pala what happened last night.. er... no its not erotica hahahah :D
paid. seduce the guy? hahaha :D Hmm... can I really seduce a guy? hmmm.... I've gotten into trouble once in the game of seduction. I was so successful in seducing a guy, that he was so turned on that it got so scary hahahah.... hmm... I'll just flirt with Jason na lang... mas masaya yun bwahahahah.... :D
yup... I'll chill... parang yung song na chill sa aking duyan wahahahahha....
Cheers!
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Lioness said on Jan 15, 2007....
piB: I haven't tried seducing a guy YET! I wonder what works... hmmm
dazed: i-post mo na!!! LOL
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dazed_and_confused said on Jan 15, 2007....
hi Lioness, nakapost na po yung bago... title po nya, The Night That He Said "I Love You" hhaha....
hmm.... I've asked Jon before of what could be done to seduce a guy and here is what he told me:
1. You should wear a mini skirt. And I mean so short that he could see your panties.. [er, Jon, I don't wear skimpy clothes...hahaha]
2. You should tell him upfront that you want to sleep with him ... [whoa? what are you serious]
3. Show your cleavage. [Okay I gotta admit, I have a nice rack hahah.]
4. Whisper in his ear and try touching him non challantly... :D
I was laughing when Jon told me all of this. :D Though I've been guilty of items two or three before... but I wasn't meaning to do that...
I remember yesterday, I was waiting for my officemates for coffee break and I was chatting with a girl officemate and I was stretching my arms, you know, like in the I must increase my bust position... :D And my guy officemate laughed and asked me to stop because he is getting aroused. :D WHoa?! I totally forgot that he can feel that too. :D I laughed and I immediately apologized. :D He also laughed and said its okay, don't worry I am harmless. :D Heeheheh :D And the three of us were laughing.
Really, I didn't mean to do that. You see I am just one of the guys and if I was with them, I am myself and I really don't mind if I stretch a lot or that a little cleavage of mine is showing. :D
Yun yun eh. :D Actually kuya kuyahan ko yun sa office at comfortable ako sa kanya, but of course, boys will be boys. :D
Cheers!
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Lioness said on Jan 15, 2007....
Hmmm. I'll be right there dazed! =)
Grabeng seduction yan ha, masyadong vulgar. Haha, but coming from a man, siguro nga that works. I prefer kasi yung not very obvious, para naman di magmukhang TH di ba? Kung di man mag-work, at least di halata. LOL
Talaga, upront kang sasabihan ng "aroused"? Ako, hindi. Ang sinasabi, "enticing". Haha, funny nga eh, kasi hahanapin mo siyempre kung ano dun ang nakaka-entice. Wala naman. Yun pala, kasama na lahat pati yung moves. Hay.. guys..
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dazed_and_confused said on Jan 15, 2007....
oo nga eh... syado ngang vulgar. Tinanong ko nga cya, kung gumagana talaga yan. OO naman daw, tried and tested. Ngarks... ay naku ang hirap naman atang gawin yan. :D Eh ako pa masyadong sweet at patweetums ako. :D
Hahahah :D Nakakatuwa naman. Oo yun nga eh... pero biruan lang namin yun :D Enticing, that's nice hehehe :D Oo minsan may mga bagay tayong nagagawa na hindi natin alam eh nakakaattract na pala sa kanila. :D
Cheers!
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Lioness said on Jan 15, 2007....
Tried and tested.. Hmmm.. I suggest mag-invent tayo ng something na subtle pero ganun pa rin ang effect, tipong magugulantang na lang na.. wow, ano yun?? Hahaha..
Pero in fairness, life is really exciting with guys around. Kahit pa mga green ang utak minsan, pero I like guys (wala bang may user name na guy diyan? LOL).
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dazed_and_confused said on Jan 15, 2007....
hahahah... life is exciting when guys are around talaga. Ang sarap din nilang kausap kapag barkada ang tingin nila sa yo at hindi yung nililigawan, kasi at ease lang sila pag ganun at napaka honest ng sagot nila pag ganun.
hahah :D Ano kayang pwedeng maging the moves... hahahah... ano nga kya? May naisip ka na ba? Ako eh yung konting touch lang at flip ng hair tapos smile tapos may tantalizing eyes.... teka, eh hindi naman seduction to ah... :D tweetums to eh...
hahhaha!
Cheers!
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queenparanoia said on Jan 15, 2007....
oh my. grabe na pinag uusapan nyo!!! pero i agree i have more male friends. i'm more comfortable when i'm with guys. yun nga lang ang masama i'm more of a friend type than girlfriend. sheeeettttanyway kung gusto mo makipag flirt kay jason. touch mo lang sya ng konti. sa mga unexpected places. (hehehehehe huwag sa censored area!)katullad sa tuhod or sa likod nya. tingnan natin kung hindi tatayo ang kanya!!! -
Lioness said on Jan 15, 2007....
Kored ka dazed, pag friends lang, they tend to become open to you..
LOL queen, mukhang expert ka diyan ha? That would be effective. And then, what happens next pag napatayo na yung flagpole? haha -
Lioness said on Jan 15, 2007....
ay, mali.. korek yun. tsktsk. me and my silly finger. =) -
dazed_and_confused said on Jan 15, 2007....
ah ang galing ha :D sige nga try ko nga yun hhehhe :D yung simple lang... kunwari napahawak lang ako sa tuhod.
pero lam nyo, ako pag minamasahe yung sa may neck ko yung in between the neck at shoulders ko, grabe sobrang turned on ako. :D hay naku, si cologne guy, ang hilig hilig akong hawakan dun pag nagbibiro sya. :D Alam kaya nya yung effect nya sa akin. :D hahaha :D
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queenparanoia said on Jan 16, 2007....
hay naku yung mga guy friends ko napatayo ko na flagpole nila!! hehehehehe... ang saya nga eh smile lang sila tapos biglang pumunta sa c.r. hehehehe
dazed: naku ano kaya kapag mahawakan nya yung anu mo... baka maanu mo na sya!
sorry parang walang sense pinagsasabi ko.
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Lioness said on Jan 16, 2007....
Naku, balik ba tayo sa anuhan ng ano?? Tsk tsk... Magaling sa ganyanan sina tao, PiB at mr-right noh!! Anuhin niyo sila, tingnan niyo, for sure, aano talaga sila!
queen: buti di ka niyayaya na sumama sa cr! =)
dazed: mesmerized ka ba, o starstruck? Haha..
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dazed_and_confused said on Jan 16, 2007....
queen! :D ang galing naman ni queen! ay cya ikaw na ang sex guru! :D wahahah
pag yun ang hinawakan nya, er, mageexcuse me ako agad at magpupuntang comfort room sabay isip ng happy thoughts! :D wahahahah
Lioness: hahah :D pwedeng star circle? whahaha
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queenparanoia said on Jan 17, 2007....
hehehe ayoko nga sumama!!! mamaya baka kung ano na ang makita at gawin nila!!! my god!! nag anuhan na tayo!
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