Seriously, I always knew she liked me, but this is getting to be too much. The first time it happened, was just before I left on my trip. But she gave up after a little while. But today, she is relentless. She has been agressively trying to hump me for hours and just can't seem to settle down. I feel for her, I really do. I wish I could go out in the street and find her a boyfriend so she could relieve all that pent up energy. Maybe I should tell Boss Lady to find her a stud. Does anybody know any other cures for this? The poor girl is suffering!
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secretlife said on Jan 10, 2007....
oh ask mobil, he'll know...
i only know 2 ways......1. fix her; 2. find her a boyfriend.
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gingersoul said on Jan 10, 2007....
Kruu....oh, poor dog...but unfortunately there is nothing else to do...only what Secret already mentioned ....good luck....
Psst: seriously, i would ask Mobil....:-)
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mobil said on Jan 10, 2007....
haha, ask mobil, he'll know. humping dogs, yeah, mobil knows allabout that........har har.In fact I do, hi kru. Most of the time, female dogs do, do that out ofa need to show affection. Not expert opinion, but I've seen allot of it.My daughter has two King Charles Clavier Spaniels, the one justloves me and will not quit humping my leg.I let her do it and it makes my daughter mad, well not mad, butit upsets her.If you need to break your dog of doing this. I recommend a partof the newspaper and slapping her with it. The sound does moreto scare them than actually being hit. Say no no no while snappingher. She will quit after a short time with this method.If you are completely against hitting, you could put some water ina squirt bottle and spray her face while saying no no on. If plainwater doesn't work, put a little vinegar in with it and Good Lucklol -
mom said on Jan 10, 2007....
lol Mobil you love the attention. I just want to know one thing, "how do you get a dog to start?" I am so lonely -
mobil said on Jan 10, 2007....
Mom; spread a little peanut butter on your face, when the pooch comes tolick, just get your leg up under em. Ya might have to get things goin, withsome fancy leg work. They'll take over from there.Oh, good luck with it............hahaha -
mom said on Jan 10, 2007....
Wow Mobil I didn't know you were such an expert on this. LOL Thanks for the info.Have you ever seen a dog eat peanut butter? It is the funniest thing ever. -
Lioness said on Jan 10, 2007....
I can't believe female dogs could behave like male dogs?? My sis' pet dog kept humping her foot whenever he finds the opportunity.
It was funny at first, but later it became bothersome. They brought him to another breeder. It solved the problem. I agree, find her a boyfriend. -
kruuyai said on Jan 11, 2007....
mobil: hmmm... I guess I'll just have to convince boss lady to get her bred. It doesn't seem right to punish someone for showing affection.
mom: god, you cracked me up... thanks for my first laugh of the morning!
lioness:
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kruuyai said on Jan 11, 2007....
lioness: yup, even us girls "gotta have it" once in a while. :)
BTW, mom, I have heard other recommendations for where to put the peanut butter! >:)
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soulreaver said on Jan 11, 2007....
hahaha! this one's funny including the comments... -
PAPERBACKWRITER said on Jan 11, 2007....
Ohhh Kruu, you are so caring!
Mobil! LOL!!
Mom, ROFL!!!
paper~
p.s.
kruu, i tagged it my girl because it is also one way of enabling me to find you efficiently! take care! left you a message in my blog!
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RollingC said on Jan 11, 2007....
Too funny.
Kru wants the dog to stop humping her and Mom wants to know how to get her dog interested in her... hahahaha. Maybe you two should switch pets? lol
Thanks for the laugh...I needed that.
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mobil said on Jan 11, 2007....
mom; we give our dogs their medicine, if they are taking any, hidden in alittle peanut butter. Makes them take the meds real quick.Yes, if they get very much, it sticks to their mouths, gets slick and they lick likecrazy, so funny to watch. My Border Collie will lick his leg to transfer thePB from his tongue to his fur and work it out that way.Kruuyai; breeding her will most likely stop it. Fixing her won't. If you breedher, well, then you have all those little humpers. Ha ha, that could be reallyfunny ! -
danetteb said on Jan 11, 2007....
Just incase you didn't get this comment previously:
OMW --kruuyai, you got me so curious now.... tell me?? Give me loads of hints PLZ!?!?!?
I need to know who you are, and where we knew each other from... come on, please?
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kruuyai said on Jan 11, 2007....
soulreaver: glad we could put a smile on your face!
paper: of course, you realize if this were a human, they'd have had their face slapped or their balls kicked by now! :)
rolling: not a bad ideer
mobil: you really ARE an expert on dogs, aren't you? But I only have two legs... where will all those other little humpers hump? How many chumps would a humper hump if a humper could hump chumps?
danette: hey girl.. I left your clues in the other spot. Let me know when you find them... I'm curious to know if I'm right! :) Hasta luego
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anonyme said on Jan 11, 2007....
That is one horny dog. You might not have much luck breeding her, she would be on the wrong side. -
mom said on Jan 11, 2007....
Kruuyai- Well thanks for the suggestion but I think I will pass. ewwwMobil- I heard that that works about the medicine and peanut butter. I have given my dog peanut butter on a cracker just for the sheer enjoyment of watching him. He loves peanut butter a lot. -
danetteb said on Jan 12, 2007....
Kruuyai, thanks for hint, but I'm really sorry inform you that I'm not the person you think. I can barely distinguish spanish from italian :S
I'm also not American - pure bred South African instead, so I suppose your basement is a bit far - specially if I had to go there just for spanish lessons :P
By the way, just something interesting, we don't have basements in South Africa. Some people have "cellars" where they keep wine and stuff, but its nothing like the grand American basement :P
Cheers for now ;)
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kruuyai said on Jan 12, 2007....
danette: oooo, I was pretty far off the mark.... I guess I'll have to pay more attention... but now you know you have a pretty Italian-American name double who is just as sweet as you!
Yes, I've lived in a few countries and have seldom run into an American style basement. Interesting... where do you hide out in a tornado, or don't you get those there?
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marwee21 said on Jan 15, 2007....
Show a bit of common sense you idiot and get the bitch cut ! you dont need to be ionstien to figure it out you moron!!!! -
gingersoul said on Jan 15, 2007....
Kruu.....i wish i knew......it could be a new impersonification of you know who (like Lord Voldermort its better don't say any name or the Entity might reappear )....
If not, we have a great disciple of the Entity...same selection of nice words and great spelling skill...
And who in your twisted mind should be Ionstein?....LOL....beside Einstein spelled wrong, i mean....
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mom said on Jan 15, 2007....
Watch out Marwee21 is Gumpy. He just can't help himself it is another one fo his personalities leaking out.You don't cut female dogs Moron, you have them spayed, you have a male cut, so why don't you go hump yourself. -
kruuyai said on Aug 30, 2007....
And here's the little nipper herself... my last lover! I ran across her photo the other day, and since mobil recently reminded me of this post, I thought I should share it with all of you. She's playing hard-to-get in this photo, but you all know the real story.
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Springsteen said on Aug 30, 2008....
It's acually not because they are "horny" because dogs dont' have sex for pleasure. The dog is acually doing it to show dominance over you. Make sure you stop her right away and scold her so she knows YOU are incharge- I've had this problem w/ my female pitbull and she is a big dog so it's important she knows who is boss. GL -
kruuyai said on Aug 31, 2008....
Springsteen: Oh well, it's been more than a year since I moved out of the house with this dog, but thanks for the advice. I'll keep it in mind for next time. :)
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