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Paper´s Café came here at SC in Dec. Well I opened it to friends to ask how they think a café should look like...but we never did get to that instead we talked about Hunks...er giggled about Hunks...Today´s Menu:Wallpaper, Flooring and Penis Piercing...

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Paper´s Café opened last December 11, 2006...well I was trying to open it to My Girls hoping they will help me decorate, you know give me ideas of how to make a cozy café where everyone could feel at home, can chill, put their feet up (literally), and generally do some unwinding through chatting with friends [Note: Paper´s Café is not only for womenfolk]...

I was thinking of arranging a monthly book club meet, like Creative Woman suggested in her CW´s Book Club, and I was thinking my blog could be a venue for such meets.

Well, my little question at the end of the blog or in Paper´s Café Part I, waylaid - thankfully!!! - the topic to concentrate on....erm Hunks that we want to, ehem, you know, bump!

So tonight the fire in the hearth is ablazing, I have warm drinks ready, and wine ( yeah Ginge! red wine is there for you too)

I was going to ask, what should I do for my walls: bare or wallpaper? Flooring, carpet or parquett?

But the burning question in my head is really how big is big...I mean girls, I only experienced one penis in my life! I can´t complain...enjoyed it, still enjoying it. But recently my hubby - AND I am a very supportive wife - have been enjoying more and more tattoos, and piercings. I am open-minded, and happy if he is happy. I did not say anything as he had his first piercing. Even looked only at him directly and fiercely as he had his second ( he always ask for permission, when in fact he just wants me to cheer him on). Golly, I have not had sex because of the second on in the same part of his anatomy.

I mean, a third? Really?!

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Momsrock....to update you...Vin Diesel [phone-sex; blindfolded sex], Viggo Mortensen [hey only with his Lord of the Rings get-up] ( I am trying to find your guys...one you recently mentioned...but geez, I am lost in SC jungle blog - hi hi hi )


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  • RollingC said on Jan 09, 2007....
    Penis piercing? Ouch....!!
  • PAPERBACKWRITER said on Jan 09, 2007....
    RC: Yeah, tell that to my husband!

    paper~

    how are you doin?
  • mousenphonic said on Jan 10, 2007....
    Walls? mmm..bare with a light splash of pink or green, depending on the mood you're going for.
    Not sure about the floors, carpet always looks cosy. 
     
    Sorry, got carried away by my decorator's mind, what's the topic of discussion? Oh yes, penis piercings.   I would love for my hubby to be to get a, what you call it, ah, a Prince Albert (Who the hell thought out that name?) Unfortunately he has a small fear of needles and an even worse fear of needles near his private parts. heeheehee.
     
     
  • queenparanoia said on Jan 10, 2007....

    penis piercing???

    hmmmmm....

    i wonder how would that feel in my tounge...

    oh can we have chocolate brown walls and hot pink sofas?? hehehe i'm just joking....

  • mousenphonic said on Jan 10, 2007....
    I like that idea. What do you think, Paper? Oooh, can we top it of with baby blue throws and purple cushions scattered on the floor?
     
     
  • secretlife said on Jan 10, 2007....

    i'm starting with penises and i'll get back to the walls later ...(or not)

    i've never seen a pierced penis!  pray tell, where exactly is he pierced? 

    is it just for decoration? or is there some enhancement that is gotten from it?  lol

    re: size....in my experience, bigger is not always better.  it's not the size of the instrument, but how it's wielded.

     

    i like wood floor with area rugs...scattered.  I think with the fire, that would be most inviting.....

  • queenparanoia said on Jan 10, 2007....

    oh mouse that would be nice!!! and can we have soulcast members discount cards????

    pierce penis. i'm still thinking about this.

  • PAPERBACKWRITER said on Jan 10, 2007....
    GIRLLLLLLSSS!

    mouse
    queen
    secret


    ME LIKEY!!!  Okay I am finally seeing it come alive!

    I will post here tomorrow pictures of my best girl who opened her Café!!!  We talked about it last year during our regular breakfast haunts re: fulfilling long -yearned for dreams...sooo long story, but inspiring...will blog...BOTTOMLINE: you make dreams happen by talking concretely about it; going to sleep with the image of your dreams in bed every night, and share and share and share it with like-minded people!  Been practicing it since I was seven!!!

    I am organizing my first ever surprise party for my bestfriend - her 41st( any suggestions...to counteract my perfectionism  I am doing it as spontaneously and as simply as possible)...they know my activities here, and allow me to post pics/anecdotes...they are so happy I am recovering from my nervous breakdown, lol  putting their pictures on the Web is a small price for a friend...nobody uses the computer amongst them...only email, and research...I tell them all the fun, joy and dram in life in WWW - remember I blog in other sites, and I have MySpace! lol

    I am the entertainer in the group!   I am so excited I have a virtual Café, and "dream come true" Café from a friend where we can hang out!!!  I dreamt about it ever since I read my first romantic novels - life, love, family, and friends...foundation for survival: balancing all

    I am telling you about my hubbies piercing and tattoos ( they know them too...not detailed because we were all very busy to have our usual breakfast  dates...)  but I do not want to blurt it out on Nickie´s birthday!  Bad habit!  I am trying to improve...they love me for my quirkiness...but I feel stupid for being me, can´t help it though =   (   ... they are showing - like YOU ALL DO  here in SC - that it is alright to be zany, wacky and different....

    Have to feed my bunch....see you all later, when I tell the story : Nick and his Prick, lol

    giggling,

    paper~

    p.s. sorry have to write in bold...have to go to opthalmologist , I think.  A pity we cannot change font size...yoooohooo SoulCast, what about it?  Er, they might say I just have to get more than one hour sleep a day, huh?!


  • PAPERBACKWRITER said on Jan 10, 2007....
    clarification:

    * 41st Birthday!
  • gingersoul said on Jan 10, 2007....

    Paper...you crack me up...LOL

    piercing penis? no, luckily never seen one...BUT i knew this guy who was my ex's room mate in the Navy who tatooed his penis with two big eyes on the tip....his explanation?

    He said he liked freaking out his lovers and that they had to know HE was always looking at them.......eeewwww...he was a nutcase.....body builder, always shaved and oiled and constantly eatinng RICE.....i mean, always. We shared the same house for a while...he was driving me crazy...in a negative way..

    but he is the one who gave me my puppy dog Gunner. So at the end he has been useful ....lol...

    Oh, Nicks' prick ...lol... priceless......need to see those things..lol..

    So your friend really opened her coffee?.....good for her...tell her congratulations....its always inspiring when women  achieved their dreams  .my dream is a small bed and breakfast in Tuscany...yes, always the same old dream.....lol....one day....one day.......:-) 

  • secretlife said on Jan 10, 2007....

    Did you really say nick's prick???? LOL

    *pokes ginger*

    it's those seemingly shy ones you have to watch out for!!

    ginger:  i want to fly to Italy and be there for the grand opening of your B&B!!!!

     

  • gingersoul said on Jan 10, 2007....

    *ginger shakes her head*

    exactly my point....In Italy we say "its the calm water that ruins the bridge"....lol..

    Secret....you will always have a special guestroom......:-)

    just beside Paper's...so when she will not sleep and you wil hear her typing at 4am you will have permission to bang at her wall... and scream "Paper, stop that or i call the carabinieri " (Italian military police)".... ..LOL..

    I can already see the two of you....yelling like Gina and Sophia from room to room...LOL....

  • kruuyai said on Jan 10, 2007....

    I'm partial to hardwood floor with area rugs, too.  Those cushy Chinese sculpted rugs are great... how about a nice sea green with a little pink thrown in?

    On the penis piercing... I hope he takes the studs or whatever out before you guys do "it"?  That could be painful, couldn't it?

  • kruuyai said on Jan 10, 2007....
    by the way, Paper, I checked my email, as you said, but didn't see anything from you...?
  • husbandhater said on Jan 10, 2007....
    Paper I dated a guy who once had 12 inches tattooed across his belly! I'm not kidding and he was that big. But I always felt like it was coming through my throat even when he was down in the neather region. So big isn't always better. My husband is not too big not too little he is just right! But don't tell him that. teh heh teh heh. As for the piercings didn't you see Grey's Anatomy where the husband and wife were stuck to each other due to the husband's peepee piercing? Tread carefully ! It could be bliss or terror, but thats 1 thing I can say I have no inside knowledge of. Personally Blue is my favorite color and it is a color of tranquility! The cafe should be blue with ultra modern couches we can snuggle up in and be comfie.
  • gingersoul said on Jan 10, 2007....
    Uhmmm....I would like a wooden patio running all around the cafe with lots of small tables to seat outside when its cool....pillows of any shapes and material, couches and lounges too..some "amaca"  hanging from the ceiling...beautiful plants at the corners...chinese lanterns flickering in the night.... a fountain in the corner of the frontyard....
  • mobil said on Jan 10, 2007....
    Penis peircing, no thank you, tattoo's, nope. I don't like to add anything. It all
    looks and works great just the way it came in the package.
  • PAPERBACKWRITER said on Jan 11, 2007....
    THANKS ALL....GOD, IT IS SLOWLY COMING TRUE!  MY VIRTUAL CAFÉ!!!!!!

    THANK YOU GUYS!!!

    I CAN´T REPLY INDIVIDUALLY YET...WILL TRY OVER WEEKEND.  THIS IS GETTING EMBARASSING: GENERAL THANK YOU´s.

    YOU ALL MAKE ME HAPPY FOR TAKING TIME TO COMMENT TO ME....

    I AM JUST A SLOW TURTLE BITCH =   (

    BUT I ALWAYS COMB MY BLOGS TO REPLY...JUST TAKES A WHILE!

    LOVE AND PEACE,

    PAPER<3
  • mousenphonic said on Jan 11, 2007....
    Sorry, a bit late, fell asleep on the sculpted rug infront of the cozy fire place, could somebody get me a esspresso?
     
    husbandhater: I know that feeling.  It's like giving a guy a bj up side down. (what a frightening image!)  I'd rather take Mr. Regular over Mr. Big, thank you.  (Or mr. seven inches over mr. twelve inces)
     
    kruuyai: It depends what type of ring he has.  If it's spikey with all sorts of attachments, No way!  But if, it's just a small ring with a little iron ball.....my dark past is catching up with me!!!! Got to run!!!
     
    Ciao,
    <*ms
  • kruuyai said on Jan 11, 2007....
    paper... my eyes are playing tricks on me... I thought I read, "I always comb my legs.."  LOL
  • PAPERBACKWRITER said on Jan 11, 2007....
    Kruu, lmao

    Yeah, happens to me too!  I mean my eyes playing tricks on me, lol!  I had a rough last quarter of the year - 2006, and forego a lot of epilation.  BUT, they are not that long to comb, lol!

    I organized a "surprised birthday party" today (great, my friend was sooo happy! blog to follow!! and pics too girls!), and wanted to have intensive epilation last night but was too tired!

    I did a hurried version this morning...well, my friends always tell me I look "good" the way I am...but you know us we women we see a different reflection on the mirror, lol!

    Soooo SORRY!  My email reply stayed in the draft!!!

    But the essence of my message was written in your blog  Lost Suitcase.  I´ll try to send the email over the weekend the latest, sweetie!

    Sometimes, I find blogging more efficient, effective, and fast than emailling, what about you?!?

    I will just email you when it is extremely personal for both of us.  AND as agreed I will never use your real name here.

    Watch out for a blog that I will dedicate to you...about German music!

    Take Care!

    paper~

    P.S.

    Mouse!  I will get back to you later on!!! You are so FUNNY! lol
  • purrrkitten said on Jan 11, 2007....

    My DH's penis piercing isn't actually a piercing. When he was circumsized, part of the cut grew back together leaving a hole that fits a barbell just perfectly. Yes he has stood up on the bar and showed people who asked about it. ehehhehe...

    He has to take his out before we have sex tho. I have a tendancy to "suck" it out and then have to go fishing for it in the back corners of my... er... now who said that?... "hoo hoo". LOL Since I'm allergic to metal, it's just better that we remove it first.  :-D

    I find I can't really feel it anyways. It doesn't really enhance anything for me. He is also the PERFECT size for me!! Of couse, being a good lover always helps anyways! Nothin' like a man who pleases me before himself!

    purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr  ~^^

  • husbandhater said on Jan 11, 2007....

    P.Kitty : Nothing like teaching a man how to please me before himself! lol

    I love that about my boy toy! Oh &

  • husbandhater said on Jan 11, 2007....
    Mobil: I love my hubby's tats(neck and both arms). I got so turned on that I....U can take it from there. Sex was nice after seeing his milky white skin all newly marked up! I was weird back then!But now too many tats AAAhhhh!

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