This was inspired by Alienated's post on Sex Therapists:
Does anybody have a joke to add? Please feel free to do so.....
Has anyone heard about the gynecologist that was examining a patient
and had his finger in/on her vagina when he gets an urgent call from
his wife and the assistant puts the phone to his ear while he's with
the patient. His wife is lost and asking for quick directions so as
he's giving her the directions of turning right and then straight and
then make a left then a right etc. his finger unconsciously moves in
the direction that he's thinking. This goes on for a few minutes and
after he finishes giving directions and the assistant hangs up the
phone the patient says " Doctor, would you please give me the
directions again? "



