This morning I had a dream come true. Okay, it's not that big of a dream, but is sure made me feel a whole lot better. I was driving to work, late because I overslept , and pissed off as hell cuz my #2 son had another fuckin tantrum that put me over the edge (this seems to be a daily occurrance). So I'm already in a bad mood. I stop at a red light behind a grey Corolla with a blonde bimbo in it who's smoking a cigarette (for those wondering, I'm blonde too, but by no means dumb!). She finishes her cig and tosses it on the street, still lit!!! This always bothers me and I've always wanted to do something about it but never quite had the nerve. Well, this AM I am pissed so I decide this is the day I do something. I honk the shit out of my horn, even roll down my window and yell at her, but she can't hear me (I Iater learn she had the music really loud).
Since she didn't respond, I decide to follow her and give her my two cents. She pulls into 7-11 and I pulled in next to her. She's playing with her cell phone in her car, and I can't wait for her to get out cuz I'm already late for work, so I get out and tap on her window. She opens the door and I point my finger at her, scowl, and tell her in a kick -ass tone "Don't fuckin litter in this state! You car comes with an ashtray, use it! You fuckin whore!"
You should have seen the look on her face! Worth a million bucks! She even muttered "I'm sorry" in the midst. When I finished, I turned and left and drove off to work. My God, what a great feeling. You absolutely have to try this some day. It will instantly make you feel better.
And here's the kicker to it all. She had a bumper sticker that is very common in Tahoe which reads "Keep Tahoe Blue." An environmental reminder to not litter or spoil the clarity of our precious lake water (which Lake Tahoe is known for). Oh, I'm so glad I did that!



