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tao posted on Dec 29, 2006 | views: 1363 | Tags: blog, What, teka, kakatuwa, What vas der shang dose
hindi ako inspiradong sumulat ngayon. pero gaya ng turo sakin ng isang guro ko nun, anumang mapanlikhang proseso -- pagkatha, pagguhit, pag-imbento -- e 10% inspirasyon at 90% perspirasyon. kaya eto, magpawis nga ng konti.

bakit kawayan ang paksa ko? wala lang. nakita ko lang sa labas ng bahay. at naalala ko ang ilang beses na subok kong magtanim, magpalaki ng kawayan. marami na din ako natanim. yung dalawang kumpol, makapal na. yung isang kumpol, tinangay ng bagyong feria. yung isa pang kumpol, kumakapal na rin. kumpol kapal. bagyo ulan guho bato tumba puno. bagsak bahay. lunod tao. kawayan buhay? meron bali, meron ubos dahon. pero buhay ugat, usbong uli. kumpol kapal sabi e.

hay. hirap sumulat. ayoko na yata magblog. barok, kaw na lang palit dito.

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  • queenparanoia said on Dec 29, 2006....
    dude are you bob ong? o ginagaya mo lang style nya????
     
    anyway keep up the good work! magblog ka kahit salitang barok!!!!
  • tao said on Dec 29, 2006....
    bob ong? a, eh, i... hindi! sino si bob ong? sori ha, di ko kilala e. sige na nga, ituloy ko na lang tong blog ko. sabi mo e.

    tawagin kaya kita reynang sindak (queen paranoia o di ba)? pero di yata maganda sa tenga. reyna na lang hehe.

  • queenparanoia said on Dec 29, 2006....
    ngiiiii hindi mo kilala si bob ong.....
     
    dude saang planet ka nakatira????
     
    punta ka national bookstore. bili ka book nya mura lang yun.
     
    believe me talagang tatawa ka!!!
  • copsunited said on Dec 29, 2006....
    Paperika and und tallawanger non bookish der bill ker..bull seaman
    and land unto ta endiest.
     
    Ppour lang douce ballsaganga..I'm inda swet bags write none.
     
    boab a bobs dole pineapples and bandaids sour cream.. lubs shot
    haircutwit pom pom thrice.
     
    Ka !!!!
  • paidinblood said on Dec 30, 2006....
    wtf... JD I have no idea what you're trying to say.

    Oi tao, mamamatay na ako dito sa kakatawa!  Galing!
  • queenparanoia said on Dec 30, 2006....
    whahahahaha JD youre talking jibberish???
  • mom said on Dec 30, 2006....
    I am so confused, but I will try.........oo ee oo aw aw  teeng tang walla walla bing bang, oo ee oo aw aw teen tang walla wala bing bang.
  • tao said on Dec 30, 2006....
    reyna, galing siguro ko sa planet op da eyps kaya di ko kilala si bobong hehe. pero sige, tignan ko sa nbs. dun ko na mismo basahin para tipid, o di ba.

    paidinblood, natawa ka sa sinulat ko? buti naman. yung nanay ko kasi, napapaiyak. sabay birit ng "anak, wala ka na bang alam gawin kundi bumabad dyan sa lintek na blog na yan???"

    copsunited and mom: good morning. how do you do? i'm fine thank you. we in da philippines, we try very much to learn english wersh-wersh so we can get jobs in call center. but we also like very much to talk and talk in our native talk so we can make chismis kami lang nakaintindi when we work abroad very high pay pero madalas gaguhin kami ng mga employer kaya pasimple kami bumawi. di naman pala mahirap makipag-komyuniket sa mga dayuhang ire, madaling makasabay. thank you mom and pop for your very credible impersonation of jimmy santos and mahal. i appreciate very much.

    o di ba mga tol? ganun lang yun e.

  • queenparanoia said on Dec 30, 2006....
    hahahaha LOL
     
    kuya bob ong po ang pangalan
     
  • tao said on Dec 30, 2006....
    ay uu pala reyna, bob (space) ong. sowee. :-p

  • copsunited said on Dec 30, 2006....
    Mom...Thanks..I was walla walla bing bang twe..Mon Ami..
     
    Se quesadilla avec mayonaise..sounds like goulash to me..avous??
     
    Tiki tiki tourch...
  • copsunited said on Dec 30, 2006....
    Si mon amigos.. we like to practice jubberish now and again..just for
    the pure gits and shiggles. I mean no harm ..honest..I just a bug now
    and again..and i love to Pull chains.
     
    I once had a good paying job..but the fucking thing got sent overseas..oh well..
  • paidinblood said on Dec 30, 2006....
    tao, inakala mo ba na bobong?? hahaha.. hindi kaya ka komedyante??? ang galing mo tol.

    Cops I am familiar with French and I'm beginning to think that it's not at all gibberish, or is it? :D

    You must know a lot of foreign languages given your previous occupation.
  • mom said on Dec 30, 2006....
    Tao, thanks for letting me know.  I thought my medication was weraing off. :)
    Welcome young Tao and forgive us, we weren't making fun of you, we just wanted to fit in :(.
     
    Cops:  Voules Vous avec moi, hell yes! Yo quierro Taco Bell!  Auf weidersane donkey shit.
     
    Paid: Todos los dias, bitte, el punto pinata loco.
  • tao said on Dec 30, 2006....
    no problem, copsunited and mom. we pinoys were just playing with words too and having fun. thanks for the welcome ballsaganga walla walla bing bang boo! lolz.

    psst paidinblood, wag maingay dyan ha? baka kala ni bob ong inagawan ko sya ng papel todits. lahat tayong mga noypi tol, tsampyon talaga sa patawa. at mas nakakatawa pa, pag sa tinubuang wika ginawa kasi mas tumutuhog sa kalamnan.

  • mom said on Dec 30, 2006....
    LOL, cool.  welcome to SoulCast.
  • copsunited said on Dec 31, 2006....
    Hey  okay...Jes. Je parlez Francez..un..petite por..Spelling suckenzes...
     
    voules couch'e avec moi se suaz.. or doumere?? doumaire?? Que?
     
    ACH Marde...
     
    I speak 4 launguages fluently...English, Vulgarity, profanity and sarasim.
     
    My PhD ..well the thesis was rejuected for reasons best known to the
    Board of Regents..really pissed me off...
     
    Laters..join ave moi..le Miserabelles..bon  noir  sa Va???
     
    WE love to have fun..that's the only reason I am here..honestly  JD
  • mom said on Dec 31, 2006....
    Cops:  No I don't need my dipaer changed but faire de votre mieux. Que pas? pron etre' baise? Moi aussi. Thanks for the invitation.
    No wonder you and I get along so well, we both speak the same languages. LOL
    Yes, I do like to have fun also.
  • tao said on Dec 31, 2006....

    ayos a. kosmo dating natin dito a. internasyunal, sey nyo! aba aba aba't parang dito pa sa blog ko gusto maglandian ang dalawang ito! kala nila di natin alam mag-pranses hahaha. ooh lala voila walang kawala talaga. ows, pwede ba, parachuter un senegalais na lang kayong dalawa hehehe. fils de putain. ako rin magaling mag-chinese. pancit bihon hopia lumpia shang hai syomai ching chong chang. o di ba mga tol? kala nila sila lang a. di nila alam tayong mga pinoy e super-internasyunal talaga. dyetseter baga. alipin nga ng mundo. pero dyetseter pa rin. sey nyo.

     

     

  • mom said on Dec 31, 2006....
    YES!!!!!!!!! How did you know?  You are so sweet
  • tao said on Dec 31, 2006....
    oyst, reyna, bayadsadugo - kilala ba nyo dati etong sina pulis at ina? talaga ba gani2 maglandian ang 2 e2? parang ... mejo ... garapl hehehe.
  • mom said on Dec 31, 2006....
    Oh you devil.  You say the darndest things.  I am blushing.  If you don't stop it I may think you are being naughty. ;)
  • queenparanoia said on Jan 01, 2007....
    hala ka naintindihan ka ng ina! whahahahaha
     
    dude ang funny mo!!!!
     
    masaya dito sa soulcast mababait ang mga tao!!
  • tao said on Jan 01, 2007....
    reyna, tingin ko di ako ang pinapatungkulan nung ina kundi yung pulis. mejo kaberdehan kasi usapan nila sa pranses. sabi nung isa, gusto mo ganunan? sabi naman nung isa, ikaw ba e, makuwan ba yang ano mo? o di ba parang malaswa pakinggan? pranses nga lang. hehehe

  • paidinblood said on Jan 01, 2007....
    oo nga... ang naintindihan ko lang yung voules couch'e avec moi se suaz... haha.. meron pa akong alam na pranses, yung marithe francois girbaud... hahahah..

    gusto mo ng hapones? sushi teriyaki geisha takuyaki japayuki. heheh
  • copsunited said on Jan 01, 2007....
    I am not wearing Vick's the new aroma from Stallones Gym Bag.
     
    But It does sound interesting. Really. The last time I ate a boiled and
    fried naman was when I had a gusto appetite..then I went to the
    douchebaines and sat is saltine waters avec the craker..
     
    I do love tapiocia on palms leaves amidst a slathering of muscleslime'en
    Dunka shernin and rouschen der guten. Ein Bier bitter.. and trois bier Merci
    I am thirsty and need some Beaujolais avec jombon..por favor...
     
    Marde d lo I am gone on the day....threedles
  • mom said on Jan 01, 2007....
    Et tu elcoppo.  mine eyes have seen the glory and I can only smile while the sunshines Nelly.  I have given much and had my cups runneth over.  They say if you get plastic surgery you will never wrinkle again but I say nay nay and that can't be true because even though I glutonize from beyond then I wither and thither to and fro.  For we are created into another placebo from whence we came.
    Farewell my sweet prince I am but a turkey on the platter of life.
  • paidinblood said on Jan 02, 2007....
    The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog near the riverbank.
  • copsunited said on Jan 02, 2007....
    If at first you don't suck seeds then seed the sucks. Peed the Firds is a song sung blue on Mary Poppins. I kkknow cccasue I was there on the
    sooty roof topper.
     
    So Auld an siene rivers Joans in my house on the Dreary. I am but
    a salt shaker away from a margauritta on the beach in china. Morning
    glories are growing out my ears where the sun shines most. On the
    mountain tops there was a young virgin and I Hung my Head tom Dooley.
    Tomatoes and goolagog make Yvonne a neat balls of Energy in the Sun.
     
    Whew..what a day...I am soooo tarred I just nead a feathered bed...
  • tao said on Jan 07, 2007....
    ang galing-galing naman. napaka-walang katuturan nitong sinulat ko pero nakaipon ng 28 comments. :-p jokjok lang mga bosing ha. salamat sa mga reaksyon nyo, maski ke pinag-isang pulis at ke mama.

  • Ormocanon said on Jan 09, 2007....
    Teka, teka, eh sino ba si Bob Ong?  Meron akong kakilala'ng Ong pero hindi Bob pangalan nya.
    Negosyante dito sa bayan namin.
    Meron din akon'ng nababasang Ong sa dyaryo pero Rosebud alyas nya eh.
  • Ormocanon said on Jan 09, 2007....
    ...at medyo may katuturan yata ang napapansin mo tol, naglalandian yata ang dalawa...hahaha
    jokjokjok
  • queenparanoia said on Jan 09, 2007....
    hindi mo kilala si bob ong? my GOD people saang planet kayo nakatira????? punta ka national bookstore hanapin mo book nya!!!! eto website nya bob ong
  • Ormocanon said on Jan 09, 2007....
    ok thanks, tingnan ko website nya...
  • tao said on Jan 09, 2007....
    oy reyna, ewan ko sa yo ha. pero ako nakatira sa mars, at kabisado ko lahat ng komedyante sa mars, at tinityak ko sa yo, wala akong kilalang bob ong na taga-mars. kaw mare tagasaan ka? venus? reys da rup. alien!

    di nga mare seryoso ko. pwera istir. sinilip ko ung website link na binigay mo. si bob ong ba talaga yung sa pedikab? e ba't kamuka ko? :-p

    ormocanon: o di ba? tindi lumandi nyang dalwang yan. habulan ng habulan kung kani-kaninong blog. napadpad saglit sa bakuran ko, arows balensyana, dito nagharutan :-p pero oks lang, inggit nga ko e.

  • mr_right14 said on Jan 11, 2007....

    Huh?

    You don't know Bob Ong?

    Bob Ong sumulat ng mga nakakatawa at nakakaasar na mga books na commonly found ngaun sa bookstores hehehe.

    (I'll rewrite again)

    BobO ng sumulat ng mga nakakatawa at nakakaasar na mga books na commonly found ngaun sa bookstores hehehe.

    *Bob Ong just for fun lang huh. Kung san ka man, para lang sa kalokohan.

    Paumanhin...

  • mr_right14 said on Jan 11, 2007....

    Tosuzen Sakebu!!!

    Totsuzen!!!

    Jekyo! He3x

    Kore wa otokomai desu, honto ni.

    Ware ware wa hentai desu!

  • mr_right14 said on Jan 11, 2007....

    Kawayan...

    Materyal na ginamit bilang pipa ng instrumentong pangkaraniwang tinatawag na ORGAN. Ito'y matatagpuan sa bayan na aking sinilangan. Taun-taon ipinagdiriwang at itinatanghal ang instrumentong ito kasabay ng mga koro, trumpeta, tambol, at iba pa. Sabihin na nting ORCHESTRA. Di ko alam sa tagalog nun! (Kamot Ulo sa taas pati sa baba hehehe)

    Hindi lang mga tagabayan dito ang nanunood sa palabas na ito, kundi pati ang mga dayuhan sa iba't ibang parte ng mundo. Pangkaraniwan ay ang mga dayuhan na galing yuropa.

    Ngayon ay Enero na naman, malapit na namang itanghal ang Instrumentong ito. Ilang dekada na nakakalipas at hanggang ngayon, ito ay namumukod tangi sa mundo. Isang katangi-tangi, kagila-gilalas, kahindik-hindik, nakakapagpataas balahibo at kahit WeeWee, na Organong Kawayan.

    Kawayan, sing tigas ng manoy, sing tibay ni manoy.

    Hahaha.

    Makikikulit lang TAO

     

    Uy tao para kang chinese. Apelyido mo Tao? Di ninuno mo pala yung naging emperador noong Tao Dynasty! Dami mong lupain! YAMAN!!!

  • queenparanoia said on Jan 11, 2007....
    hehehehe hello
  • Ormocanon said on Jan 11, 2007....
    kaya pala hindi ko kilala si Bob Ong, eh walang National Bookstore  sa bayan namin sa Ormoc. 
  • zhouly101 said on Feb 06, 2007....
    hi po...tnx po z advise nu po..hehehe..actually..d q nmn tlga experience un...z friend q un..tpoz kta q qng paano zia mgmhal...gnawa q nlng poem...hehheee
  • mom said on Feb 06, 2007....
    poopoo platter, oyvey como quiero taco bell, and if that ain't enough fuck me running :)
  • copsunited said on Feb 06, 2007....
    Schitzenz. Umo globbin and Hemos. they seem to go nut in hand. I was
    friend to a fried tomato and then the VP of sales told me I could no
    present the gobals for reorientation.
     
    so um potsin..so glog un der venereal disease. So wid the screaming of the
    peeing mantis..I submit that the underwear of the commandant was soiled
    long before he declared victory a El AL Armin.
  • mom said on Feb 06, 2007....

    I must concur, I have often asked myself, "Self?  when was the last time you changed your denture cream?"  Well I think that requires some thought as to my effervesance appeal to the old Mike Douglas show.  Have you noticed how Kumquats look like mens balls?  But the name kumquat sounds like a snatch?  How did old blue get his name? Come on wasn't he just a little bigger than a bug from whence he came. Polly Wolly doodle all the fucking day.

    Schnitzengruben on my plateau plato.  And if ya don't believe me then fornicate you!

  • tao said on Feb 08, 2007....
    fornicate. hmm. that's one word i perfectly understand. :-p oks din tong 2 e2 no? kala ko tapos na landian nila. me round2 pala. me tampuhan pa. tila ang tipo ng 2 e2 e sampalan muna bago lambingan. o di ba? kinke, manash.

  • queenparanoia said on Feb 08, 2007....

    hahahahahaha oo nga eh. blog mo yung napagtripan nila. ano kaya kung murahin natin silang dalawa???

    huwag na baka maghanap sila ng translator!!

  • tao said on Feb 11, 2007....
    naku mareng reyna, wag na wag mo gagawin yan! bawal na bawal sila palayasin dito. gus2 ko nga ituloy nila landian nila todits para libre panood tayong mga noypi. "ayh...ganun pala sila mag-anuhan sa cyber-ewan." o di natuto pa tayo pag nakikipag-cyber-ewan na rin tayo di ba? :-p

  • queenparanoia said on Feb 11, 2007....
    oo nga eh!!! hehehehehhe nag aaway yata silang dalawa... ewan ko kung bakit... paano ang pulis kasi mahilig maghanap ng away!!!
  • tao said on Feb 11, 2007....
    uu nga mareng reyna. hanggang ngayon, naghahamon pa rin. pero teka, bakit tayo naging chikadora dito? hahaha

  • queenparanoia said on Feb 12, 2007....

    post ka kasi ng mga nakakatawa!!!

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