I've written this post in response to the EIGHT Mr. Copsunited has dedicated to being upset about the things I write.
I imagine THIS post will upset him more than the rest.
In it, with Mr. John Delano Delaney’s own words, I address the person some are so staunchly defending in terms of the noble act of requesting
fellatio. Since Mr. Delaney has started EIGHT posts about myself, I thought
this was only “equal time.”
Well, WITH MR. DELANEY’S OWN
WORDS, we’ll just investigate several topics.
They are: fellatio, donuts, mountaineers, brutality, sex, and stupidity.
Please remember that these are HIS words, not mine.
FELLATIO
A SMART person can come up with a different insult. Yet some repeat the same request SEVEN times.
How
can a reasonable person assume that SEVEN fellatio requests are just
insults when the person issuing the requests is posting the following?:
1.
I never got a chance to do much more evaluation as she immediately
dropped to her knees and started a beautiful and rhythmic massage of my
dick with her pretty mouth.
2. QUIT railing against the fucking wind..you can't stop it..so you might as well BLOW..
Hey..I'm right over here if you need a subject to practice on....
3.
Right then she unzipped my fly slowly reached in a freed my dick. The
feeling was stupendious but I was NOT going to the premature thing
here. Slowly she worked her way around to where I could see the top of
her head only. She mouthed my gourged member like she was preparing a
reed instrument. Slow wet and deliberate. She worked on this for at
least 5 minutes.
In this next one, we see the first
mention of John’s premature ejaculation problem. A malady he is
apparently anxious to communicate to the world without shame.
REPEATEDLY.
4. I could not
answer, I swear to God I was tongue tied. Suddenly she said " Well I
can take care of that and in several practiced motions sat up, unzipped
my jeans and proceeded to give me the best oral sex I have ever had in
my life. I was so worked up that as soon as her lips touched me I blew
it all.
DONUTS
Some say it’s just a
stereotype. Here, Mr. UberCop puts it in his own words. Only one
example, but it’s straight to the heart. Out of decorum, I have not
posted this individuals comments about their weight:
1.
I immediatley drove over to Drunkin' Donuts and got 16 geasey
choclolate eclairs and inhaled them....my day is now
Perfect..yeppers....JD
MOUNTAINEERS
The
individual in question’s diapers initially got dirty because I accused
certain mountain climbers for being fools. Fools for not properly
preparing for their undertaking. But, I guess that’s only cool when
Mr. Policeman does it, right?:
1.
I probably spent more that half my time trying to find lost hunters.
Idiots would park along the highway, take what gear they had, rifle,
ammo etc..and head directly into oblivion. Never thinking to taking a
compass reading or a map or anything that would protect them against
the elements beyond a 4 hour hunt.
SEX
Mr.
Policeman seems fixated on sex. Maybe he’s just sitting around with a
colostomy bag and remembering the old days. Either way, he seems to
have an unnatural preoccupation with telling everyone he’s gotten
laid. This individual seems to want to practice amateur psychiatry on
others. A psychiatrist would have a field day with these examples,
which are not all I could have listed:
1. It is always about sex. honestly. Everything.
2. Never did see that woman again. But, I did sit on the end of the bed and jacked off just to show how independent I was.
Next, John shows how he feels about women.
3.
There I am..staring at this creature, her black bra and white tee shirt
pushed up around her neck, she is totally naked , tits hanging just to
thew sideand her legs spread apart revealing everything, leaning up on
her elbows.. and I said in my most resonant voice.."Respect you in the
mornng?.. RESPECT YOU IN THE MORNING? Hell, I don't respect you
now..what the fuck does that have to do with anything.?"
Next, Mr. Class describes a sexual partner with tenderness and care.
4.
The next recollection I had was I woke up in a filty bed, it stunk to
high heaven and when I moved something quivered next to me. I took a
peek and OMG..I was in bed with a hog. The back of that thing was huge
and had folds of fat. I could NOT believe this. How, when, why all
these questions were going through my mind. I looked at it..strangled
back a puke and said..uh huh..catch me bitch..and out the door I went.
The premature ejaculation problem again rears its ugly head…
5.
I had such an erection if I had sneezed the friciton of that movement
whould have unloaded every drop of spem I had saved for a week..I am
sure.
Sex on the job? Wouldn’t that be against the rules? Aren’t police supposed to enforce the rules?
6.
I can't believe this. I just got fired from my evening job. The
Emergency was that I got caught with my dick stuck in the pickle
slicer..UNREAL..I'd been wanting to do that since I first got that
job..really..a passion...Unfortunately..she got fired too.
7.
Now as I told you this young lady was built like a shick brithouse.
Beautiful and plentiful boobs and a very narrow waist. She was only 5'1
or 2"..but put together from the ground up.
8.
Wow..in the next four hours she did things to me that I had only read
about or imagined. No wonder she had so many kids. She was not fibbing
one bit..she loved to screw.
Next, John feels it
necessary to inject himself into a couple’s nursing of their child.
Takes an immense amount of class and self-restraint to do something
like that, right? Not to mention outright LYING about someone getting
a fax. Hey, it’s just some casual lying to some people in public,
right? No biggie for Ubercop.
9.
Case in point, I was listening to a parents consult with a person at
WIC. I heard the mommy complaining that the baby was often still hungry
was was crying a lot. I noted she was a exceptionally good looking
young lady and thinking to myself..self..I wouldn't mind nursing on
those lovely orbs myself. Then as I stood there, out of sight, I could
see him leering at his wifes boobs. ( I did not blame him).
I
went back down the hall and got a piece of paper and wrote in fairly
large letters: "Tell the bozo to quit hogging the tit and let the kid
have some". I walked back into the counselors office and descreetly
handed her the paper and said..this was just a fax for you and required
your immediate attention.
In this next episode, John takes
great delight in his dog having sex after jumping on a guy. Isn’t this
super cool and fun. To serve and protect and go above the call of
duty. Yeah, he’s a credit to the force. Most civil people wouldn’t
repeat a story like this, much less ever think about it again.
10.
Then as the guy was all excited it got Micro really wound up and Mirco
was sexually charged. His big old dick went up under the guys belt and
almost lifted him off the ground. The guy was yelling bloody murder
when old Micro let his load go. The man thought he was bleeding to
death from all the slick liquid and went screaming from the house.
11.
There I was totally mesmerized I had such an erection that I thought
the table was going to raise up (sound like a brag..NOT ). She came up
to me and literally jammed her tits in my face and WIGGLED !!
Next would be about the time John’s one girlfriend tied him up, and since he
was doing her best friend, too—in only the most honorable and noble
fashion, I’m sure—a bunch of problems ensued that the local police
force had to take time to deal with. These cops sure do a good job of
backing each other up and falsifying everyone’s testimony. Not to
mention the taxpayer dollar wasted cleaning up his mess.
12.
She suggested we get a bit kinky and wanted to know if she could tie me
up to the bed and tease me before sex. Oh hell yes. I got an enormous
woody just thinking about it. She got out some stirps of white cloth.
Huh..seems this was either planned or something she did right regular.
She was gentle about the tying but you know what? I really could not
move. There I was spread eagled on the bed and she was being one fine
host and sxploring every bit of my exposed manhood.
Finally
she ripped off her bathrobe and proceded to pounce on me. Now I can't
move and there she is just goin' to town. Boobs flapping in the breeze.
All of a sudden something did not feel quite right and the dadgumed
trailer slipped off the pilings underneath. Crunch as it slifd forward.
Well the tires and wheels were still on the thing and it started to
roll forward.
My girl
friend was not about to give up prior to reaching the big "O" so she
was still bouncing and I was tryig desperately to get lose.
Unbeknownst
to me my other girl friend had been driving by and seeing the trailer
in an awkward position rolling along on the tongue and heading on out
into the driveway decided she'd better stop and investigate since the
two were good friends and neither knew I was doin' the other.
Another case of John mistaking SoulCast for Penthouse Forum.
13.
I never got a chance to do much more evaluation as she immediately
dropped to her knees and started a beautiful and rhythmic massage of my
dick with her pretty mouth. It felt marvelous but then I was in a mood
for more than that so I urged her up by lifting her up by the armpits.
We were both panting in anticipation. She put her arms around my neck
as I picked her up by her upper thighs. Leaning against the wall I got
full penetration we began to make love.Once I got my dick jammed in her
very tight pussy and her weight down on it, it bacame difficult to
start a smooth movement. Without pulling out I carried her out of the
shower..never breaking action..and gently kneeled down and laid her
back on the shower mat. Stroke after stroke she bagan to whimper and
make little mewling sounds. All this just added to my increased tempo.
it seemed like hours that we were locked together like a matadore and
the bull. It was basic, insitctive and hard. As I finally could take it
no more and was about to cum she shouted something in Russina and
pulled my putt so that I was buried in her nest of love.
Three
more sad cases of premature ejaculation. They’re all just a stroll
down memory lane that Mr. Policeman HAD to share with SoulCast and the
world.
14. I thought I had
reached the height of embarrassment when she suddenly turned me around.
She stepped back and said " Wow, my little man, time to give that"
pointing to my engourged penis" a try out"
With
that she she dropped her Daisy Duke jean shorts and for the first time
I got a real look at a pussy. Wow.. it had hair all over it and formed
a perfect triangle. I could not take my eyes from it. I was totally
mesmorized when she pulled down me on top of her in the fragrant hay.
Wow. She reached down bewteen my legs, grabbed my dick and slid it in
her. I can remember very destinctly that it was very wet and soft. I
had never felt anything like it. Then without a word she flipped me on
my back facing down at me and pistoned her hips in a hard thrust. I
thought she was going to tear my dick right off. About six or maybe
seven hard thrusts I let it go. Man I was pumping seaman for what
seemed like ten minutes but was probably on 20 seconds but it was
awesome.
15. Well in
my urgency I found out just how abrasive all that fluffy krinlon was. I
blew my wad right there. I never got to screw Carol Anne and I wound up
sorely disappointed and an equally massively sore dick.
16. Wow I was getting ready to explode. I had such a raging hard on I was afraid to move for fear of an immediate eruption.
BRUTALITY
Certain
peope want credit for being the protectors of society. HERE’S the
mentality of our own little policeman. Read John’s wit & wisdom on
fair fights, officer discretion, and waiting in line:
1.
Ol' Billy Booth slams his bottle of the table and shouts "Is this any
fuckin' way to treat your conquorers?" Oops. Wrong thiing to say. We
all pushed back and took on the one nearest us. What a melee. I love a
good tussel but we were outnumbered. We really didn't want to hurt
anyone so I was playing fair. I kicked a few in the groin and hit
another with a beer bottle. Sounds fair to me.
2. Have you ever committed or been arrested for a felony crime? Yes.
If yes please provide details: I shot and killed a mutherfucker.
Is
THIS next anecdote the attitude you want pulling over a loved one for speeding or
anything else? Check out this next one. He flat out states it.
3.
Many a person has run afoul of the law. They have run afoul of me. Am I
a forgiving type of police officer. You bet ,not!. When it came to
officer discretion I laid on the heavy hand and weighted glove.
Next,
John can’t handle waiting in line. Or do simple math. But that’s not
HIS fault, so he gets to take it out on a medical worker. Do you want
THIS level of patience and consideration pulling someone over? And,
rather than remedy the situation with the guy’s supervisior, we get to
see how John handles it.
4.
He then proceeded to ask me a bunch of mental addition and subtraction
questions. I answered most of them instantly but a couple I got wrong.
He stood suddenly and proclaimed.."your problem is you are too
impatient".
I
stood to my full six feet, leaned my 193 lbs over his desk and said "
Listen you pious little prick, you kept me waiting for nearly two hours
while you had a good kabitz with your captive audience and now you want
to turn this around and blame me? I am walking out of this office now
and pretending this meeting never happened and if any portion of this
shows up in my records I will personally feed the entire package to you
courtesy of a procto scope. Do you understand me you little weasel?"
Next, here's John after being called to a domestic disturbance. In HIS world, a
broken arm is evidence of assault. So, does he arrest a tree when a
kid falls and breaks their arm. NEWS FLASH: Neighbors could have
called because an argument was going on. The woman could have broken
her arm running to her car to leave or any other thing. He didn’t stop
to find out, did he? No. But we DO get to see what he does. Anybody
still want to play the “serve and protect” card for Mr.
JudgeAndJuryCop? And you wonder why the citizenry is brutalized?
5.
He stopped dead still and said arrest for what? He seemed to have been
suddenly sober. I said assault in a domestic dispute. He then claimed
he did not hurt his wife. I said the broken arm is prima facia evidence
of assault and you ARE going to jail. I jacked his ass around and
slammed him over the kitchen counter.
STUPIDITY
Sometimes,
this person is just boorish, ignorant, stupid, and a bigoted ugly
American. Or, they’re fixated on a movie star 45 years their junior
and have to tell the world. Here are just a few of the hilarious
hijinks (unless you’re Japanese, Arabian, or just someone with
appreciation of other cultures):
1.
I will not go into how I embarrassed the entire union of the States by
drinking way to much sake, almost gagging on sushi and seaweed,
knocking my beer over trying to stand from the crouching positon and
pissing on the bushes outside.
Iset
the Sino/American relations back 100 years. No need to worry though, I
never had to go back and the mission, in spite of me, was a huge
success and I was given an award. I used it as a napkin...
Next, John advocates the usage of an ILLEGAL NARCOTIC. Real police-ish. With a veiled nod toward prostitution.
2.
Go for a walk, smoke a joint, drink a botttle of Beefeaters, take a bus
to the end of the line and walk back. Go to a movie. Find a secluded
park/flower garden. Go to the museum. Grab your hunting
rifle/pistol/muzzel loader.. go shoot a tree. ( Poor tree), find an
acitve part of town and see if you can get laid. Make a game of it..see
if you can get it for free.
3.
During the day you drank lots of liquids and pissed in your robes. That
kept you cool and I am not kidding one bit. We smelled no different
from the other camel jockeys.
As for the next one, JOHN might be stunned. No one else is.
4.
I had built the entire fence around my truck IN the back yard. No way
out. Son of a B..... I was so stunned..I could NOT believe how dumb
that was.
I’m not sure whether this collection of ancient
jokes is meant to be taken seriously, but it does go to show what John
thinks other people want to know about him, or it wouldn’t be in his
blog, would it?
5. I really screwed up this time. I had a mistress that was just perfect for me. I am devastated now. Where do I go from here?
Her
name was Flyona. She was only 2 foot 11'. Her head was almost dead
level with my crotch, in fact I was "nuts" over her. She was cute.Huge
ears. Almost like the kind you find on an old porcelin pot. Totally
flat head. I could set my beer on it.
This next one is just really sad and pathetic.
6.
I am going to take a short nap now. When I awake I want to tell you
that Jennifer Love Hewitt came to visit me and sat on my lap, my chest,
my waist and my face. OMG what a beautiful creature. I think that when
she was assembled they took the finest materials and started from the
gound up. I think about her..well I idealize her..well I have
fixation on her..
I hope you’ve enjoyed the wit &
wisdom of John Delano Delaney. His words have done a much better job
of proving my point than I ever could have. Although the majority of
my words are spelled properly and such.
THIS is the mind of a cop. IN HIS OWN WORDS.
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GumpyJumptooth said on Dec 25, 2006....
Oh, by the way, this is the "Deluxe Edition" of The Wit & Wisdom of John Delano Delaney.
I'll be reposting the topics individually after the turn of the year in kind of a Reader's Digest version--so everyone can drink in the unheralded level of class and sophistication the police force is capable of.
It's nice for some people to see what they're defending, isn't it?
Enjoy. -
anonymous said on Dec 25, 2006....
John Delaney, he is a little man, he cries for attention. Heis critical of people with problems. Critical of everyoneexcept himself. He is a disgrace here and elsewhere Iam sure. Thank you for pointing out what manyalready know. Poor John, he's a fool, the one fool hecan not see. -
GumpyJumptooth said on Dec 25, 2006....
Yes, and he's a policeman. Don't you feel safer? -
GumpyJumptooth said on Dec 25, 2006....
I think you two are perfect for each other.
No, you do not think. If you did, you would long ago have responded to the experts on Mt. Hood who completely refute your take on the dead douchebags.
And you, of course, are more the ignoramus after making the stupid statements when you do not respond to the challenges of the actual Sherrif and author of Oregon's chief rock climbing publication.
As you have proven, time and again, that your experience on my blog is snippy, one-lined remarks which do not address the topic at hand, you're deleted and blocked.
At no loss whatsoever to the conversation about the mentality of the cop. -
GumpyJumptooth said on Dec 26, 2006....
Thanks for stopping by, ed!
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chivas*REGAL* said on Dec 26, 2006....
I have read with great care all you posted but I fail to see the revelance to your point. What am I missing here?Your posts are less than sterling in their own right. Are you jealous ofthe spontaneous nature of this persons posts?Do you have similar experiences against which you are measuring yourself?I see little in your blogs to cause controversy other than your condemnation of others. Am I going to be blocked for disagreeing with you?Looking at your other blogs is seems if someone disagrees even partially you just delete them and yet you say you are fair?If the Wit and Wisdom of John Delano Delaney is so offensive to you why did you read all of what he said? I am very confused here. -
GumpyJumptooth said on Dec 26, 2006....
I have read with great care all you posted but I fail to see the revelance to your point. What am I missing here?Ah. What specifically is your question. The relevance to my point? At the risk of having to repeat for those quicker on the uptake, someone has posted NINE now posts containing nothing but name calling and inaccuracies about me. Usually with an amatuer re-configuration of my name and a vulgarity in the subject line.
I merely offered evidence in that person's own words as to their character and viewpoints on several topics. Many of which pertain to a side thread regarding the nobility of the police.
Your posts are less than sterling in their own right. Are you jealous ofthe spontaneous nature of this persons posts?As to the first point, you have a right to your opinion. As someone who prior to your comment on blog had never posted a single thing, this is a spurious observation, however.
The meager validity of your comment, however, is compounded by the fact that to date your ONLY blog post is reposting your comment here. Not the most original thing in the world.
I can only assume that up until you commented here to something I have written, you had nothing to say at all. You can thank me for spurring you on later.
As to your second remark, I am jealous of nothing a fool does.
Do you have similar experiences against which you are measuring yourself?No.
I see little in your blogs to cause controversy other than your condemnation of others. Am I going to be blocked for disagreeing with you?Your comment is your opinion. Naturally, I don't agree with it, as you offer no proof or any insightful observation. Nothing to be concerned with. Hence, no blockage.
Looking at your other blogs is seems if someone disagrees even partially you just delete them and yet you say you are fair?This is just an inaccurate observation on your part. Numerous posters have disagreed with me, and I have conversed with them heavily. Not just here in my blog, but in their blogs.
If the Wit and Wisdom of John Delano Delaney is so offensive to you why did you read all of what he said? I am very confused here.
I can see that you are confused. Perhaps you should have more carefully read the beginning of the post. Certain of this information is offensive only in its ignorance. I'm not that easy to offend.
This is offered as proof in the individuals own words. Goes go character and hypocracy. They say one thing and do another.
If you hear someone constantly championing themselves as a policeman, and then find numerous instances of breaking the rules when it suits them, etc.--that is proof in their own words about their character. Real evidence. Not my opinion or something I made up.
Kind of like someone banning themself from even discussing me, then breaking their own word less than 24 hours later?
I read people's blogs to see what I can learn about the person and the subjects they discuss. If someone began creating posts devoted to the fact they can't handle the things you've written (IF in fact, you ever start a blog with an original thought of your own), wouldn't you do some research? Seems prudent to me.
I would ask if you queried another person about their reading all of MY posts? Certainly someone so upset that they demand fellatio ("blow me." suck my dick) seven times and start nine posts wouldn't want to read my posts, by your above theory, correct?
Hopefully, this clarifies things for you. Please let me know if you have further confusion. If you do, I'm sure I will have some questions of my own in order to give you the knowledge you seek. -
anonymous said on Dec 26, 2006....
Have to get a laptop so will have something to read on the can -
anonymous said on Dec 26, 2006....
Gumpy: I don't like commenting anonymously, I am making one exception simply coz I don't want Cops invading my blog with his idiocy.
I congratulate you for calling him what he is - a bitter, sexually frustrated, self-loathing old man, who gets his kicks out of assaulting disabled people & making vulgar comments to young grocery store girls. He boasts of his 'degrees', but can't spell & makes numerous factual mistakes (note how he said Sino-American when he meant Japanese-American, Sino is Chinese, an error unlikely in a person who was entrusted with such a crucial responsibility). For this & many other reasons, I think many of the adventures he describes are bogus, he heard it from a buddy & claims it as his own.
While I do disagree with your assessment of cops on another post, I've friends who are cops, it is a tough job dealing with the scum of the earth, but he was exactly the type of cop who gives them a bad name.
And finally, the most pathetic thing is he seems to have a virtual harem on Soulcast of ladies usually who have had abusive/unfulfilling relationships who purr & meow around him. (Somewaht like women who write love letters to convicted murderers & rapists). But I can guarantee if he ever meets them in person, he would treat them just as abusively.
Anyway good post. And be careful OK, he seems maniacally vengeful with nothing to do & filled with self-pity & self-hatred. -
GumpyJumptooth said on Dec 26, 2006....
anonymous,
Thanks for your response. I can understand why you'd want to remain anonymous. It's just not worth the trouble. He's proven in his own words that the rules and the law mean little, so who knows what he'd pull?
Anybody leering at a pregnant mother in front of her husband, then falsifying a fax with a disgusting remark? Who knows what he'd pull?
Good call on the Sino-American thing. I left it in and didn't call attention to it. Like a lot of other things from his blog that I could have included.
I think it's a valuable exercise--exposing showing someone with their own words. Or as my dad would say, "You can't catch a rat where they live. You have to get them out in the open and in the light."
Thanks again. -
GumpyJumptooth said on Dec 26, 2006....
doyoulikeme wrote:
I just want to track this conversation
Doyoulikeme,
What you wrote was fine, but when you posted the link to one of YOUR topics, well, that's against the house rules.
Follow the conversation, fine. But posting a link to your blog isn't necessary to follow the conversation. Had the link contained pertinent information regarding this topic, I'd have allowed it.
Nice to meet you. Please enjoy the conversation.
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anonymous said on Dec 26, 2006....
...always keeping in mind there are more than one of us anonymice out there -
GumpyJumptooth said on Dec 26, 2006....
...always keeping in mind there are more than one of us anonymice out there
Ah, yes. The unsilent majority. -
GumpyJumptooth said on Dec 30, 2006....
Even more gems! Check 'em out! Here's one where he ADMITS he can just figure out the crime without any investigation at all! And, it's the COURTS job to sort out the details when he assaults a citizen! Kooky, eh? To serve (coffee) and protect (the donuts.)
That pesky Constitution says you don't get to assume a crime. You have to have what's called EVIDENCE of a specific crime. That means if someone has been caught speeding 20 times, you don't get to assume they've been speeding and arrest them for it the 21st time you see them. Gotta have proof.
But I guess certain donut-recepticles haven't heard about that.
When an officer gets calls to the same address
time after time for the same event , spousal abuse, the POLICE OFFICER has the
ability and obligation to make instant decisions. He surveys the situation immediately and
comes to a conclusion. If , for what ever reason, he/she is wrong..that's what the courts'are for.
This one is a particular favorite of mine. Someone must be having a ball, if they like appearing stupid. Maybe they'll fence in their truck again?
have done many stupid things in my life..and I enjoy telling others about it...
Now, one of the most amazing things. Mr. "Investigation" and Mr. Police Super Cop thinks I'm black. Of course, that's what happens when the police assume things. And, of course, it shows how you kinda need proof before you make observations.
Not only do we get to see how WRONG he is, we get to see the RACIST part, too! This is neato! And all in his own words.
Then when I found out he was black or African American it helped explain it all. Of course he would be defensive.
And, here's another brutality one. Gosh, if only he was still on the force, dishing out the special brand of justice that would have him, and his police force, and his city, sued for a couple million.
Also, this goes to another of his sexual perversions. He'd "LOVE" to "GIVE ME" his baton so far up WHAT? Obviously, a very sick mind.
Which is what the people at the University of Nebraska are likely to think when I contact them bright and early Tuesday, January 2 to talk about the publicity one of their "graduates" is giving them here on SoulCast.
This is one of those time I really wish I was back on the force and
got called to his miserable shack. I'd love to give him my baton so
far up his ass his one tooth would be stuck in the friggin' tin top of his 1910 Shasta tail along...ARGH????????
Another one that goes to sexual perversion. Again, simple typed words on a computer screen have him fantasizing about unnatural acts.
I have been asked to extend an olive branch. So I am and please note the very end is coated with K- Y Jelly to protect the sensitive area of you ear or anus, in this case both at the same time?
And the laughs never ever stop. THIS is the MIND of a COP.
Mark Fuhrman, Jr. Disregard for the rules, racism, and sexual perversion.
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GumpyJumptooth said on Dec 31, 2006....
MORE MORE MORE!!!!
Just when you thought the flat-out admissions of police brutality and overblown totally laughable threats wouldn't stop!
But, it WILL make a nice bit of evidence for the folks at the University of Nebraska. You see, I'll be telling them someone claiming to be from there keeps threatening others online and such.
They'll find out if he's an imposter. Or just a real live lunatic. Either way, I doubt they'll want to be associated with hate speech.
And now, more from the MIND of a COP. Oh, and this is from his LATEST proclamation that he's not talking about me any more. One pops up every week.Hey..Dummpy Tooth..Blow me and yes..that baton hangs on my wall and whenI get to Texas..I want to see if it fits..but you have not the courage to EVER meetme..you pious..cowardly, slimey little prick.Oooooh. SCARY! Please. Have another donut.John Delano Delaney, the happy cop, the successful cop, the retired cop, Agent, officer, the Deputy and State Trooper.Didja get that, U of N?are you now or ever have been a true "le trou de balle?"A vous le connarde?C'est un vrai cingl'e . se type !possibl'e une d'ebile mentale, se tordu,eun ballot?ah, un emmancher !!! Se bon...Orvaoir..Sa lemen'e cheux...
I didn't think such a thing was possible, but his French is worse than his English. My only response could be: Hoffnungsvoll sterben Sie am Essen des Gebäcks, ohne zu stoppen. Was Ihr Treten anbetrifft meines Esels, wenn Sie sogar ein Schwingen an mir nahmen, würden Sie es nicht zum Krankenhaus, alten Mann bilden.Next, we see Officer Eclair's fixation with other people's asses. He's constantly yearing to shove something up one of them. Constantly. You can almost hear the longing (and the police brutality) in this next passage...
As to my baton..the one up your butt. Oh you poor old sot..you have no idea how much I'd risk, my career just to have that pleasure. You puke make me sick.
Sixteen eclairs won't make him sick. People smarter than him do. Interesting.We'll update you with the exciting transcript to the Administration Office or Legal Affairs at the University Of Nebraska. Perhaps oldtime donuteaters don't realize that internet threats are taken rather seriously these days. -
anonymous said on Jan 01, 2007....
I for one am convinced he's completely full of it and is a pathological liar. No agent is that clueless about how to conduct himself online. -
GumpyJumptooth said on Jan 01, 2007....
It could be, anonymous.
However, either way, I think the U of N people will want to know. Since he's representing himself in the manner in which he does.
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